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>Only one unused bench left in the gym
>Sit on it playing on my phone inbetween reps of dumbell shrugs

>>42463987
*sets

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>benching
>someone comes over and asks how many sets I have left
>say 3 but I only had one
>do three more sets just to make him wait

STILL JUST A RAT IN A CAGE

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>>42463933
>See guy checking himself out while doing incline dumbell bench
>Start doing cheat curls in his mirror space

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>>42463933
>benching on gym's only bench, supposed to be a volume day
>dyel with overstyled faggot hair asks to work in
>say yes but decide to go heavy, 2.5pl8 singles
>he can't even bench 1pl8
>struggles to take plates off between sets
>he's sweating before he even gets to his 40kg sets
>mfw

>>42463933
>back day so decide to do deads and farmers walks
>see about 5 plates stacked up on a seld
>take them all off except for 1
>go across the gym to get 1 more for my set
>whoever was doing sled runs now only has one plate
>D E V I L I S H

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>>42464141
>say yes but decide to go heavy, 2.5pl8 singles
>2.5pl8 singles
>heavy
The joke here is your 1 rep max, anon.

>>42463933
>Be at gym.
>Sprinkle powder Anthrax on bench press
>Watch as big stupid meathead sits lays on it with a wifebeater on.
>Mfw I learned he died 2 weeks later.
It was glorious

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>>42463933
>use most of the 5 and 10 kg plates on bench
>when someone asks claim i'm going to do drop sets
>don't do any

>>42464295
this is such a classic gym prank

>>42464457
I know, I like the classics. I might try hydrochloric acid in a gym bunny's water bottle tomorrow.

>accidentally peed my pants while pooping (dick was aimed outside the urinal)
>sit on the head area of every bench

>>42464507
you mean stomach acid?

>>42463996
>*sets
Reps (and sets too) is more D E V I L I S H

>>42464678
is this bait?

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>>42463933
>"where do you work out?"
>"I don't"

>>42463933
>ask the girl at the gym counter out
>fuck her brains out multiple times
>meanwhile all the other gym rats can't even look her in the eye while she swipes them in
That's right lads, that's me. I am the guy that fucks the girl at the counter. Keep mirin.

>poop
>put the toiled seat up anyways

The mad know no release.

>>42464002
>so it's just glitch... less?
Kek. Amazing troll. The fag who did the speedrun actually made a response video explaining what glitches are allowed and what aren't and what qualifies as allowed and banned. He got that butthurt over that fucking guy on the couch that he actually dedicated a whole 20 minutes to explaining himself. Fucking kek. Can't wait for 2018 AGDQ. I love the cringe comps.

>>42465122
no fucking way, I dont believe it. I was nearly positive they were both in on the joke.

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>get done with last set
>don't rerack the weights
HUNKA HUNKA

>>42465130
Nah bro. I forget that faggot ginger's name. But he legit made a response video kek.

>PT and my crush who works at the gym are about to have a date
>i poo in the pool and blame it on the PT
>told the gym manager he molested my friend too
>PT gets fired

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>girl asks how big I am
>I tell her I'm only 5 inches
>I'm actually 7 inches

>>42465130
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_T5N6qQpbU
Vid. Found it.

>>42465297
holy shit, who the fuck cares this much about autistically racing through a computer game as much as this? these people need to be scorned to realize their utter lack of perspective in life.

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>>42465297
>>42465142

jesus fuck this is now one million times funnier

>run on treadmill for 60:00 mins at a time
>mean mug everyone on freeweights and racks just for funsies
>aggressivley lip-sync and body-bob to rock music requested at reception

no fucks are ever given by me

>>42463933
I always piss in booths , there s way too many faggots (real ones) .

>>42465179
GOT "EM