FPH Punchable Faces Edition

MOMMY

>>42463533

honestly this is the average sort of girl i wish i had been having one night stands with in college

nothing really noteworthy about her but it would be a good night of feeling like you're normal. i'd almost rather bang her than someone objectively prettier because at that point you're like "ok you're banging me but you're out of my league, what's your angle"

with this girl you're like "ok shes just horny like me, we're both average. cool"

anyway whats this thread about?

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>>42463533
you can just tell she's got nothing worthwhile to say if this us the sort of self-marketing she's involved with

>making le funnay quirkee faecs xD
>body positivity aka "I'm alright with being gross and fat"
>thinks that her nipples are subtle enough as to not shrink any other insecure bitches if she post this pic

I would punch her hard enough in the face that hopefully it will being back the fire of self-improvement

>>42463533
>the average PCOS patient will only gain 10lbs about max due to their condition

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>>42463533

>>42463533
>He jutted out chin in her icon

I hate women

>>42463533

fuck off low t faggot

this is now a suckable tits thread

>>42463533
>big milky titties and fat ass
>RESPECT MY BODY EVEN THO IM FAT N GROSS ;;;)))

>>42463988
>Has to lean back to balance because stomach is so large
Oh lord

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>>42463988
How the fuck do you let yourself get to this point?

>>42463988
honestly this is the average sort of girl i wish i had been having one night stands with in college

nothing really noteworthy about her but it would be a good night of feeling like you're normal. i'd almost rather bang her than someone objectively prettier because at that point you're like "ok you're banging me but you're out of my league, what's your angle"

with this girl you're like "ok shes just horny like me, we're both average. cool"

anyway whats this thread about?

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>5'1"
>tall
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>>42463533
what if she was like 300lb and lost most of it?
I don't think we should make fun of her.

>>42464110
27? She looks like she's 50.

>>42464110
>profession
>mommy

>>42464110
>He fucking pale white, dead looking face

jesus

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>>42463686
GIB MILKIES

>>42464110
>profession: mommy
That fucking fits her to well, considering nothing else must fit her

>>42464180
>the profits from that cake went to a white man

>>42464110
>Ethnicity: Libra
Doesn't seem like she sees that side of the family very often.

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WHY ISNT HE DEAD YET?!!!

>>42464273
Because you payed for his healthcare :D

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>>42464267
Gave me a chuckle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XCecXoW1S8
>when you'd rather elaborate life hacks to counter your morbid obesity than losing the weight

>>42463533
Sad part is this girl wouldn't even give me a chance cause I'm 5'6"

>>42464539
don't sell yourself short pal

>>42464557
I see what you done there.

Nah seriously, I've worked hard to become fit and still no qt's are interested. I'm just very tired

>>42464325
wish someone paid for you're education.

>>42464633
*your

>>42463988
Imagine the back gains you'd make trying to keep your gut off the floor

>>42464590
>>42464539
>implying the girl in op's pic is a qt
don't feel bad man you deserve better than that, it may be hard to find the right person but I guarantee there are girls out there into shorter guys. you'll get a qt gf someday, I believe in you.

>>42464110
>that last picture
When the fat angle goes too far you got bitches with their eyes behind their heads

>>42464673
>noticing small grammar errors
kys yourself

>>42464110
hahah the average atheist LOL

>>42464700
thanks

>>42464110
This is just kinda sad

>>42464180
>Fighting the patriarchy is being able to be proud of being a fat lazy pile of shit

>>42463533
More like "Fuckable Face".

>>42464097

This is that disease Cushings Syndrome, i think its a thyroid disease. It's maybe the one case that obesity is not their fault.

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>>42464590
6'6 here
I'd rather be 5'6, full homo tho

>>42464720
kill yourself yourself?

lrn2english

>>42464837
Her skin has bumps, just like whales

>>42464784
how can whites even compete?

>>42463533
Holy Fuck her IG is annoying as piss

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>>42464466

>>42464784
Why are blacks so violent?

>>42464019
honestly I'd fuck the shit out of that slam piggy and then feast on titty milk for maximum test and muscle gains

>>42463716
jesus have some self respect

the girl in OPs pic is absolutely disgusting

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>>42464794
>>42464941

Working retail has given me exposure to a lot of different types of people (most are selfish assholes who don't even deserve to be alive)

But by far the most lazy, stupid, selfish and most disgusting people are the fatties

No, just because you have enough flesh to build two other people aside from yourself does not mean you have the right to deprive a man who has no legs from an electric scooter, I've had to watch as that man waited for that electric cart for an hour as mrs my 600 pound life was using it

Some people get a whole cart to grab a single bottle of soda. Most of those people are fatties who use it because they don't want to have to support their own weight

Being fat doesn't mean your handicapped, stop taking the handicap parking spot you fucking fat fuck

Working here has made me hate fatties so much

>>42464996
this is a copypasta from another thread. I would totally rail the girl in OP's pic though

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>>42465020

>>42465070
>retail makes you hate fatties
This so much.

I work at a baby store and we have a wheelchair on hand to help assist women who are very late term/in labor/whatever get around the store -- NORMALLY these people either have their spouse to push them or they're physically capable of moving themselves.

Except one time there was this 300+lb woman who requested a wheel chair because her legs hurt and didn't want to walk, but instead of letting me go back to my job she expected me to push her around the entire store while her hamplanet daughter and moon-sized friend shopped around for new baby gear. All the woman did was complain that the wheelchair was made for skinny women and that the isles of clothes were too close together for a normal woman to walk through.

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>>42465020
I thought it said moon destroyed.
Like she broke the moon with her weight

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>>42465070

I work in a hospital in a very big city (loads of blacks and hispanics). You know nothing about true fat hatred.

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https://youtu.be/nI7KcgaQOb8

>>42465136
Do you think anyone has told her that being morbidly obese is not normal?

>>42463716
this pasta is slowly growing on me

>>42464837
6'3" here and same, dawg.
>tfw will never be a qt

>>42465138
>ugly/old/fat women desperately trying to downplay an attractive woman's looks
Do they really think they're fooling anyone? Insecure pigs..

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i love this

Post some fat males, I want to hate myself.

>>42465172
Guys what if we get this dude trending, get an autist in everyone's fucking suggestions

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>>42464673
>>42464720
A single gramatical error destroys his opinion almost instantly kek.

Also posting a classic.

>>42465243
>lose weight everywhere but your ass

How does that even happen

>>42464101
suddenly appropriate pasta
turns out comedy is all about context

>>42464673
It's a meme, people do it wrong on purpose half the time.
I know I do.

>>42464466
Is this really how these people live their lives?

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>>42465338
Yeah, yeah

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This pissed/deppressed me off to no end.

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>>42464110
>this woman is only 6 years older than me, yet easily looks twice my age

whoa...

>>42464794
Desperate fag

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>sorry boys! Only Chad is good enough for me! You losers posting on /fit/ don't deserve someone as attractive as me

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>>42465361
That's not me though.

>>42465251
>that guy at the gym who takes a sip of pepsi max between every set

>>42465382
>240 lb child
>not big enough for dat

Are most fat people stupid because they are fat or are they fat because they are stupid?

>>42465138
>That pure jealousy

>>42465308

Why use bats? They only had to stand on top of those scales to destroy them

>>42465186
I don't know what happened, that pasta usually gets on my nerves if anything, but something about seeing that op picture and then glancing down and reading the first line of the pasta cracked me the fuck up.

>>42465420
>ongoing and consistent FWB
>emotional connection, constant texts
Is she trying to bait some poor motherfucker into a relationship?

>>42465423
What app is that? im using Mimi and it gets shit done but that looks alright.

>>42465251
That's not Chris(tine)chan is it?

>>42464466
>wider calves
>cankles

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*Blocks yo path*

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even if you are fat in here, you arent manatee sexual assault level.

>>42465382
Legitimately should've gone to jail for that, they actually killed that child.

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>>42465629
Just think about it, even if that story isn't true (prolly) there are thousands of kids going through the same shit because of stupid ass parents. Having an overweight kid should be considered some minor degree of child abuse, you're literally feeding him his death sentence.

How the fuck, in 2017 is a 7 year old getting diabetes. Shits fucked man.

>>42465382
Fake and stupid. If a parent was refusing to give a child insulin who needed it, doctors would call child services. Doesn't matter if it's a "private hospital" or not, withholding medicine is neglect.

>>42465700
You do know it takes time for child services to act on shit right? the kid probably died before CS got to them

>>42465172
>Oreo O's
>not Oreo's

>>42465435
Yes

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkKuvAJJ1O8

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>>42465605

>>42465394
What if youre 6 years old tho?

>>42465791
That alone is enough to help me never eat that shit

>>42463716
no more pasta for you

>>42464110
>Personality : hopeless romantic

Well she got half of that right

>>42465578
Looks like mimi with a different color scheme

>>42465755
No.

Most hospitals, in America at least, have social workers in the hospital. If a parent refuses to give their child lifesaving medicine, child services should be called and the doctors shouldn't release them to their parents custody. Cops should be called as well to file criminal complaint of neglect.

My ex was a social worker and I learn all types of stuff about the system. If a doctor suspects any kind of abuse or neglect they don't allow the child to be released to their abusers....that's just common sense.

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>>42463533
She's hiding her guy in the right pic, meaning she was sucking in, in the first pic.

>>42465605
You gotta be shitting me

She must've got so fat fatties can't even look up to her as a fat model 'icon' anymore

>>42464799
So what is a thyroid disease? I've seen them in theses threads lately

>>42465809
people who moan when they eat should be hanged

>>42465420
Fucking let them rot. The only good thing to come out of mgtow is the "ow" parts. Any part that relates to women in worthless. The more happy single men out there, the more these women will realize you don't want or need to be with them.

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Thank you /fit/ for having theses threads daily, they keep me on track for losing weight

>>42463988
This has to be shopped. R-right?

>>42466075
No you fat bitch, the first step to progress is to stop eating so many fucking McDoubles

>>42466124
In this case the rope would just snap

>>42465382
Fake asf but similar shit does happen

>>42465578
Clover

>>42465605
>that miss piggy tattoo

pottery

>>42463533
W-would...

>>42464799
>its a thyroid disease.
Someone posted the study a long time ago, I don't have it. but thyroid disorders that cause weight gain only contribute about a 15-20lb. gain.

>muh thyroid
is just another excuse

>>42465909
>hair colour
every time.

>>42466075
>having a "prevagina" on your belly
nice.

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>>42466148
Do it for her

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>>42464110
>Ethnicity: Libra
>Mfw Libra means pound in spanish

>>42464784
>ask a friendly question
>get punched in the face

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Oh Craigslist

>>42464720
Hey, Mr. Nigger!!

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>>42466354

>>42465070
>works retail
>only hates fatties

Fucking casual. I hated everyone. Retail/Service are the shittiest jobs and you get to see the worst side of everyone.

Medical jobs are where you get the top shelf fat hate. >>42465153

>>42464466
Is this a fat woman dissing fat people? Is this satire?

>>42465598
Perfect

>>42466770
>safe night
Even if he was skinny or fit, that's a red flag right there

>>42465909
It's skin blotches matches it's dress. Cute that it tries to color coordinate!

>>42466863
Retail made me hate fat people and Indians because they constantly smell like curry and it makes me ill.

>>42466075
would drill this fuck-pig right up her fat fucking ass t b h f a m

>>42465138
I want to post "all you fat bitches mad I would dick her and wife her on a second"

>>42464837
>>42465216
>6'4
>just want to be the cuddle up against a qt guy bigger than me

why even live tall bros

>>42466075
>owel

>>42465213
Do these "poor" people even know how much rice and eggs you could buy for the cost of 1-2 of these "meals"?
Cheap shit and it will keep you alive longer

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>>42464180
>buys cake made and designed by a dude from a store owned and run by dudes in a country also run by dudes and eats it in a house created, designed, taxed, and maintained, and protected by dudes, and then posts it on a site designed and run by dudes

oh man you really got us there

>>42466935
I fucking hate Indians too for a lot of the same reason. And blonde middle aged "mommy needs a glass of wine" types too.

>>42463988
>not having a massive core that keeps you in a perpetual deadlift
Not gonna make it

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>>42466344
I already do anon

On a side note, does fit use Instagram? What woman have nice hips?

Post interactions between attractive fit women and fat pigs, I need some laughs.

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>>42465172
>let video run in background as i scroll through thread
>forget he's even talking for a second or two
>start hearing slurps and autistic moaning
>"i feel like willy wonka with all this chocolately goodness"

>>42464673
Baited again

>>42463981
Source? My wife just got diagnosed and suddenly excuses her 250lbs entirely on this.

>>42464110
>Smokes often
No surprise there

>>42467242
>250lbs
I don't know about the 10lbs anon, but the most I've seen someone gain that doesn't eat like someone on my 500lb life is around 20-25 lbs.

Rey from Star Wars has PCOS and she's as thin as a twig, so it's not impossible.

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>>42463533
>>>42467044
Fat Studies is back anons. It's here to stay

>>42466863
Did you miss the part where I said most people I saw selfish assholes who don't even deserve to be alive?

>>42466075
>shegotthatcake
she also got that diabetes

>>42467163

You forgot that she is also a dude

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>>42465618
http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/florida-400-pound-woman-survives-sexual-assault-by-herd-of-manatees/
>There were so many manatees around her, I think I counted at least 10 of them. They were all fighting against each other to get on her back and hump her, it was like a big manatee gangbang. She is definitely lucky to be alive
m8

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>>42467424
and i am a dude who was corrected by a dude on an image board created and run by dudes after posting a post about a dude using a reaction image of a dude while typing this response on a keyboard designed, manufactured, transported, and sold by dudes in a store owned and run by dudes and payed for said keyboard with money designed and given to me by dudes

MEN WIN AGAIN BABY

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I am never sure which girls you degenerates will call high test instead of fat.

>>42467488
Mirin dem tris hard

>>42465700
Sounds like they were from the UK, where you either get private healthcare or the fucking slow government. And an endless "don't rock the boat" culture where everyone just deals with absolutely horrible shit until it kills them - literally.

>>42466053
no, that's just how people look when they are fat and without dozens of post-processing hours.

>>42464261

I know, right? Real Leftists look at pictures like this and weep.

>>42463988
THERE WILL BE NO BARGAIN

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>>42465420
>wax rhapsodic

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Buzzfeed keeps doing this shit.

>>42465172
Leave him alone, he has acutal problems

>>42465138
I want to marry her

>>42465251
THE DARK SIPPER

>>42467692
>>42467666
protip: no collarbones = fatass

>>42463988

Everytime she stands up it's like a 4pl8 deadlift.

She's going to be shredded after her cut

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>>42464110

>Age:27

>>42466075
still would

>>42466699
reee

>>42465420
See now, I wonder if the face was edited out by the capper, or if she refused to show her own face in the profile pic

I honestly can't deduce which option is more likely

>>42466699
Dem digits tho

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>>42464723

>>42465382
CPS should have taken this poor heifer for medical neglect

>>42466331

I think it is called "gunt"

>>42464673
*your're

>>42465070
>work in a pharmacy with an older population
>store get a few scooters for the older folk
>older folk don't even give a fuck, just keep using their canes and walkers
>fatties immediately start using them, blocking aisles, bitching about lines because they're always in a hurry somehow
>one time fatty start screaming at some 80 year old guy for taking the last scooter even though he had broken his hip earlier that week
>old guy is about to give it up out of embarrassment
>security shows up and throws fatty out
>the pharmacy manager agreed to comp the old guys prescriptions
>next week the old guy is back and on his cane
Working retail, especially in a pharmacy will make you hate fat people with a blinding passion

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SOMEONE HAS TO PAY

>>42468293
I don't even know if this person is British, but he/she sure looks like it. So every time I read the captions, I can't help but think of him/her saying "innit?" at the end of every sentence.

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A hypothetical:
>pic related is physically unable to get out of bed
>caretakers/farm hands that feed it die/leave it forever
>heifer is all alone and unable to feed self
>you somehow find fatty
>hook up gerbil ball-mechanism water bottle with unlimited supply in front of fatty's face
>unlimited supply of magical antibiotics to fight any skin infection or whatever fatty gets

How long could fatty survive on just water? Would its body deplete its fat reserves for months until its skin and bones or would some organs fail before that? What measures could you take to keep it alive for as long as possible without giving food?

Also, for style points:
>put on food channel all day for fatty to watch
>eat in front of fatty
>feed fatty LSD so it trips for days and freaks out about how it let itself get to the point where it will die because it can't physically move and that it's survival has been completely contingent upon evoking the pity and mercy of its closest ones to feed it

Also, other than the acid part, is this technically torture? I mean, could you be incarcerated for willfully not bringing it food? Asking for a friend.

>>42465138
She really is fucking stunning. I don't know if those women are just jealous of the attention she's getting, or if women just have no concept of beauty. You ask most women and they'd tell you Sarah Jessica Parker is beautiful

>>42468313
yeah i wonder where you got that impression. hmmm. read it again and figure it out you piece of shit

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>>42467925
>Leave him alone
you don't belong here

>>42468319
I honestly don't know if it could live off the calories from burned fat storage, but it must eventually get some vitamins and minerals or it'll die from malnutrition

>>42463988
Tfw too intelligent to diet

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>>42468375
>I honestly don't know if it could live off the calories from burned fat storage
Never heard of ketosis or water fasting?

>>42468319
People who are ~30lbs. overweight go on 30+day water fasts and survive fine.

I would wager she could survive at least 5 months on stored fat alone. Her body would obviously need supplementation for essentials she isn't getting.

>>42463716
whats the sauce on this pasta

>>42468375
>>42468418
Okay so if you mixed the water with some sort of vitamin solution for fatty that gave it adequate supplement intake it would last a few months? I'd want to see it emaciated and drowning in a puddle of its own skin.
Going back to my second part, would it be torture to refuse food to fatty?

>>42464337
I don't get it

>>42463716
>I wanna bang a 4/10 because it makes me feel average
Who hurt you?

>>42464784
thats how u properly bulk

>>42465213
the grilled chicken sandwich meal sub fries with chili is actually pretty good nutritionally

>>42465251
that's... diet pepsi... right?

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>>42468445
Get your weird fetishes outta here

>>42464799
There's no such thing as weight gain that's not your fault. How hard is it to just fucking eat LESS?

>>42465578
Am I the only lad who just uses chrome my phone? It even has a dark theme built in as well as webm and image expansion native.

>>42463716
>Pasta bolognesa

>>42465070
Working in the food industry made me hate fatties just as much. Was a hostess for 3 years (college and high school) and all the time would have stuckup lards come in and demand I switch up the entire table arrangements because a table was 'too small' for them to eat. The worst would always be when it was a larger party and they'd come in and complain that the table we gave them was "too tight" for them to sit in and then continue to bitch and moan when we'd tell them they'd have to wait for a new table during peak dinner rush hour on a weekend in order to accommodate them . Sorry but when you called an hour ago to reserve a spot we thought you were the size of a normal human being.

>>42465862
did the math and then lulled

>>42465361
>falling for a troll and then posting anime
kys yourself

>>42466770
>>42466924
>Must like Tiki torches.
I dunno man, seems like a pretty cool guy if you ask me.

>>42468614
Agreed. You could count on fatties to be rude, aggressive, loud, messy and just disgusting overall. Bad tippers too. A table of fatholes means constant refills of soda and bread/chips, dressing, salsa whatever. Inevitably they will complain about the food or the service, demand to speak to a manager and get comped dishes and coupons or tickets to come back the next week and do it all over again.

>>42468538
No

>>42468344
your always this mad?

>>42468457
this is pasta

>>42463716

gotta cut back on those carbs, brah

>>42468293
>yessss support national healthcare goy

>>42468453
Libra is a Zodiac sign represented by a scale.

>>42464162
Why did you greentext that?

>>42467925
Go the fuck back to r*ddit

>>42464784
>4 pounds of muscle from just punching (let's say) ~10 people

>>42467138
>eating raw eggs and hard uncooked rice
Great plan

>>42468356
When will summer end?

>>42468689
You worked in a shitty restaurant then

>>42463716
1/8

>>42469129
POP OFF JAMES

>>42469129

POP OFF JAMES

>>42465964
no one can fool you anon, feel proud.

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I can't stop banging fat chicks ALL THE THICC THREADS GOT TO ME WHAT DO

>>42465243

Holy shit what

Human bodies are amazing.

>>42467242
Overweight is nr1 cause for PCOS not the other way around. Its total bullshit when fat women excuse being fat for having PCOS

>>42469429
There's this fat chick at my work I unironically want to fuck. I don't even know why. She's like an inverse butterface. Her face, tits, and feet look amazing but it almost looks like they were pinned onto that Blueberry chick from Willy Wonka.

>>42469475
Do it anon, then you'll know for sure whether you hate them or not

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>>42464110
>>42466354

>>42465394
That woman in 1 year younger than me and looks over twice my age too.

>>42468319
https://thoughtcatalog.com/dr-chet-williams/2014/06/this-450-pound-man-fasted-for-over-a-year-and-he-lost-more-than-half-his-weight/amp/
>In 1965, an extremely obese 27-year-old male, weighing in at 456 poundsfasted for 382 days (one year and 17 days)and lost 275.5 pounds.
That's a water fast with vitamin supplements. That fat fuck looks closer to 800 pounds than 450, so I wouldn't be surprised if it survived for a matter of years.

>>42468445
I'm not sure where the law lands about that anon but I feel like you'd be arrested. If you knowingly let a person starve to death for months, despite how pathetic it is that they can't move, you'll likely be held responsible.

>>42467666

She looks like a drag queen in that make-up. Why do that to yourself?

>>42469512

>The man gained only 11 pounds five years after his fast.

Good on him.

Alright /fat/, I've been using my work gym since I started, but the weekend is coming up. What are some strength building at home excersises I can do over the weekend?

>>42468539
To be fair cushings involves reduced mental function and a compulsion to eat

>>42469618
This isn't /fat/
Guess you could do bodyweight stuff but can't recommend anything without more info. Stats, goals, etc.

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>>42465020
WHERE IS THE SELF AWARENESS

>>42463533
I would fucking slam her all she wants.

>>42469129
POP OFF JAMES!

>>42469643
I'm 220 at 5'11" and doing a mix of cardio heavy with some weight lifting. I'll get some decent cardio in with walks and disc golf. Push-ups destroy me though so I was planning on focusing on them but how can I build up my spaghetti arms at home?

>>42468527
A double stack is pretty solid nutritionally compared to other fast food options, like 400cal 25g protein

>>42469778
Do sets of pushups to failure, then superset knee pushups to failure

>>42469794
Thanks bro. I'll throw in crunches while I'm giving my arms a rest

>>42469812
Don't do crunches.
http://www.livestrong.com/article/483473-are-situps-crunches-bad-for-the-spine/
Do planks or hanging leg raises if you want to do core isolation.

Does anyone have the image of that facebook post with some fat bitch and someone asks what her routine is?

>>42468539
anyone who has a legit condition that causes extreme appetite or complications that almost always result in obesity gets a pass from me. Bardet-Biedl, Klein-Levin, Prader-Willi, physical damage to the brain, etc. These people aren't just lazy neurotypical fatfucks, they have genetic or physical/chemical problems. Of course, these are rare, but they do exist, and those folks, well, we should sympathize.

>>42469825
Learn something everyday! Are plank leg kicks good (plank position where you extend your legs as fast as possible)? My high school track coach swore by them

>>42469869
Sure, I can't think of any issue with that

>>42469882
>tfw you realize you thought you were posting in /fat/ but were posting in the opposite
>tfw you still get great advice
How?

>>42469910
/fit/ is about self-improvement
You are trying to improve yourself, so you are welcome here

>>42469910

Apart from memes generally /fit/izens are happy to help. We're all going to make it.

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>>42464784

>how much weight have you lost yet?

>>42469129
POP OFF JAMES!

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>>42469915
>>42469929
Well I need to throw focus into my lists of aspects to improve.

>>42463988
T H I C C

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>>42468457
the world

>>42464837
>wants to be short and have lesser chances at a good life
fuck off

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>>42465020
Her face scares me

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>>42465243
I would like to insert my dick between those cheeks

>>42465585
no way. we're talking about the autist who thought getting up and spinning around for 30 seconds constituted a full day of working out. Even this would be too much for him.

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>>42468073
t-thats kinda hot tobeho

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>>42469475
Is it possible that we all know we have no chance with stacy so our brains reprogrammed themselves to seek out thicc girls?

>>42470106
obese isn't thicc

>>42464110
She's clearly an ugly hambeast but there's nothing on the profile to suggest she's delusional about it or an HAES activist or something so I can't find myself to hate this one.

>>42464799
t. fatty

>>42467490
Are you the same guy from /gd/

>>42466075
Now imagine if it was a guy posting pictures of him being this fat

>>42463716
No clue why, but this pasta is really growing on me

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>>42463533
>be average dude
>see this
What do

>>42470164
Find a girl with daddy problems

>>42468559
Yes you are
Phone Web browsing 4chan is shit compared to clover

>>42465138
The top comment gives a reasonable summation. "Pretty, but plain" is pretty much spot on.

>>42463988
Isn't this pretty much a death sentence? Even if you lose weight, your organs are going to be all over the place

>>42465618
kekerino

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>>42469218
cook eggs on a nonstick pan
cook rice in a sauce pan with a bit of water

they're too of the easiest things to cook

>>42463533
gimme the gif with the landwhale who's using the momentum of her belly to get up and eat a donut plz
it cracks me up every time

>>42465420
>in my mid forties
>age 36
>very intelligent

Something doesn't add up.

>>42464110
>that last picture

Why do women pose like that? It makes them look pathetic. Easy to spot an attention ho by how she poses like a fucking princess, fat or no fat (this along with the duck face)

>>42469129
POP OFF JAMES

>>42468319
the acid part isn't torture in my book it would be the best thing you could do for them and the only step required in getting her to change.

no one who has ever experienced ego death weighs half as much as her.

>>42465138
Women can be such predictable, vile creatures.

>>42465213
What is that foam covered beverage? I have never eaten at wendys

>>42465251
if weight loss isn't your goal this is acceptable

>>42468320
I have this feeling all the time. I'll hear women say "wow she's so beautiful" about someone that barely catches my eye or even outright ugly celebs.

>>42470402
Judging from the context of the picture, what else would you imagine is the goal here?

>>42468313
British.

>>42464784

Enjoy your assault charges you heff

>>42464784
swap the torso of right onto the bottom of left and darken the top to match the white and she's literally the perfect female

>>42470308
Even the healthy side is quite generous. At the grocery store I go to, you could get the ingredients for most of those things to add up probably under $8

>>42470393
It's a "Frosty", a kind of soft-serve/milkshake hhybrid
They're like crack

>>42470521
>200kcal for the smallest size

Wew

>>42468293
My mother was wrong, some people really do deserve to die.

>>42470582
I mean yeah, it's ice cream what'd you expect?

>>42470308
When fatties say that eating healthy is expensive they are too dumb to realise that you only eat 3 eggs instead of the whole bunch that you buy in one go. It's reasons like that why people believe eating healthy is expensive.

>>42470602
I kind of thought of it as a drink, not a dessert. My bad.

>>42469129
Pop off james!

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>>42466075
>owel
Okay, now I'm fucking triggered

>>42467488
FOUR SCOOBS C'MON

>>42470733
Umm

>>42470164
>get swole
>get rich
>get power
Pick any of the above. I kind of feel bad for ugly women. If a man loses the genetic lottery he can make up for it but women are sol.

>>42470280
Never took biology, did you?

>>42463981
I dated a girl with this for 5 years, she was 5'4 and about 110-115 pounds the whole time we were together. Her aunt had it as well and was also thin. Neither one of them exercised, and she used to eat pretty much normally (no idea what her aunt ate like).

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>>42470733
>wakemeupinside.png

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>>42470733

>>42469129
POP OFF JAMES!

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>>42470733
>b-boner-chan, why?

>>42467081
Stop shilling, manlet

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>>42464267
Underrated

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am i an asshole for finding fatties that do a marginal amount of exercise and shove it in my face like i should be impressed more insufferable than those that do none?

i guess what disgusts me really is that these man-cows can take pictures of their disgusting existence with their fat fucking self absorbed smiles and not want to kill themselves when they see the image they have captured but instead feel like posting it with a '''''cute'''''' caption for the world to see

>>42467424
fuck me

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>>42467666
T H I C C

>>42469129
POP OFF JAMES!

>>42465172
I think I understand this line of thought.

>Hey if I film and upload myself eating serial at 3pm sitting on my bed, i'm not a fat sack of shit. I'm a scientist.

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>>42470733
poor doggo

>>42469129
POP OFF JAMES!

>>42470377
The acid part is for sure the good part.
A bad trip is a rare thing. Imagine she would just have good trips and laugh all the time. Water would taste allways like honey and fasting would be the best non painful Thing in the world for her.
I would not gived her LSD

>>42469129
POP OFF JAMES

>>42468319
You'd probably want to add in a daily Multivitamin, but it could be doable, especially with how few calories she'd be burning lying around all day

>>42467424
>>42467163

Underrated posts.

>>42464466
I don't get the point in "embracing your shape" when you develop "life hacks" to better hide your fat rolls.

Also instead of just losing weight to actually fit into a pair of jeans, put a safety pin to prevent the pants from bursting open.

The fat logic really activates my almonds.

>>42469129
POP OFF JAMES!

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>>42470878

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>>42464784
The funny part is that to actually gain pounds of muscle from punching people she'd have to punch hundreds and hundreds of people, which only proves the fact that everyone is commenting on this fat diabetic Korra's weight.

>>42469129
POP OFF JAMES

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>>42465382
gonna assume fake but this is clearly from my land of Bongistan and reading it in a chav voice got my hate going

>>42469129
Pop off James

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http://www.teenvogue.com/story/chloe-grace-moretz-body-shamed

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>>42472117

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would you?

>>42465382
there is no way that a 7 year old has type 2 beetus

>>42465909
she voted for Hillary

>>42467896
Patriarchy commentary and bodypositvity bs aside this is actually quite interesting.

>>42468445
>I'd want to see it emaciated and drowning in a puddle of its own skin.

Designing a new dress, eh, Buffalo Bill? Don't forget the lotion!