Help weeded too high not sure what

>>42462977

Calm down, listen to relaxing music, and drink water.

Sounds like you got too high lol. Dw, you're safe and will be back to baseline within 6 hours. Just breathe and try to calm down, don't smoke anymore.
I've felt the same way on intense acid trips before
>holy shit i'm flying through a vortex
>holy shit i just died 12 times
>holy shit everything is warping and changing colors
>holy shit everything turned into a big mass of energy
etc

Congratulations, you just brought your latent schizophrenia out. Good luck with the rest of your life. You'll need it.

>>42462977
you'll probably stay that way for life.

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Weed exapands the lung bronchioles, breath it feels real fucking nice and relaxing while high.

also, ur not paranoid, just have heightened awareness of your surroundings and feelings, do not fear embrace.

Jesus loves you OP

heres a vid of mr olympia dorian yates and joe rogan talking about weed to help you get comfy *kisses you on the forehead*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrU6y3UnO-k

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Alright now speaking in sharp gasps of voice but breathing feels normal but it randomly still feels people are sponge pressing all over so thats good its not paint, /fit/ I love you all

Let me explain how this happens. You have to keep smoking, your brain's in an "uncanny valley" of high right now and it causes your brain to do some weird stuff. You need to get your brain "used to it". If you're unsure try smoking some more weed, maybe of a different strand. I find stuff like shatter really helps soothe any unwanted effects, which are rare to begin with

>>42462977
Weed is a terrible choice for pain management. I wish potheads advocating for medical marijuana could understand possible consequences.
It not only didn't help with my multiple sources of pain, but it also made me a fucking drug addict.

Happened to me a few times, do something to distract yourself from your own thoughts. I watched Chappelle skits and totally forgot I was panicking.

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Alright now we're talking a tingle and some left right glances, focus on /fit was the plan while I listen to rain and thunder So fit what did you do today how many reps and how man sets and why?

>>42463059
Hahaha what a bunch of morons. Just an inside out Alex Jones.

>>42463188
We're coming for you now. Don't turn around, it'll only make it worse

The weed was spiked. They want you to end up in hospital so everyone knows how high you are.

This is why nobody takes stoners seriously. They go on and on about its pain killer and anti-anxiety effects, then take 1000X of a therapudic dose.

alright shit is more clear, cleaned myself with sheabutter shampoo, but seriously yeah okay that was not right what should have been something more chill fit your fantastic

>>42463000
fuark i want acid