Yo big boy

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>>42459811
What'S this midget gonna do, peck my shins?

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>>42459811
I deadlift 2 plate you fuckin bird come n get me

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>>42459811
Eat him too

>>42459811
In the one where you see him come out of the coop I legit thought it was a fucking gryphon or something at first

>>42459843
roosters are actually pretty viscous sometimes, they can gouge out a chunk of flesh from your thigh.

you could still 1 shot them with a kick but there's not much pride in going full force against a fucking rooster

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>>42461705
>mfw fighting the rooster

>>42461705
t. has never had roosters

They're fucking pussies if you stand your ground.
>they can gouge out a chunk of flesh from your thigh
If you literally stand there and let them do it.

>>42461732
my grandparents on both sides alongside a few family friends have farms, i've had more roosters than most people

some roosters will charge you from across the yard and take a bite out of your leg.. we put some of them down cause they're way over aggressive and could fuck up children.

i enjoy it cause i'm faster than them and dodging their attacks is hilarious

>>42461800
Which are more aggressive, roosters or ducks?