Boogie / Piana / Rippletits / Leny / Scooby
Who would win in a free for all no weapon fight to death?
Pic related - Battlecry
big lenny probably
that guy's ain't your average cookie cutter porno addict
I would pay to this this desu
> inb4 Boogie is inmune to any body hit due protective fat layer
It'll boil down to Piana vs Scooby
>>42459133
big lenny can take a taser like its nothing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gH0yH3_uspM
>>42459133
Boogie would be underestimated by all of them except Scooby who would go after him personally for being so unhealthy. But not before Scooby gets taken out by rippetoe who has a vendetta against skateboard squats.
Rich piana and big Lenny would have a dragon ball Z style battle but closer to ascended saiyan where they're super strong but super slow. Rich piana would lose because he's never been in a real fight and is all bark.
Big Lenny would suffer from a heart attack after exerting himself combined with high doses of HGH.
All of this happens within 10 minutes and in this time boogie has just managed to get up off his scooter to realize he is the last one standing and the new crowned king of /fit/.
>>42459133
Rich would literally slap them to death.
https://youtu.be/VVyr0Na_EDU
>>42459133
>?
Include me in the screencap
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>>42459527
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>>42459133
You forgot:
>Food use
>Joeys world tour
>Wendys eating show
>The Hungry fat chick
>>42459883
He would come back from the dead and challenge the winner