Weird thing

>>>/doctor/

>>42457760
How fat are you?

What the fuck bro you've been on here for too long go to a fuckin doctor

>>42457779
230 pounds my dude, kinda fat but nothing ridiculous

>>42457760
i gagged

>>42457760
How big is this, also better picture please

>>42457760
Fuck is that?

>>42457760
What the hell is that, you been storing food in your belly button again?

looks like ingrown hairs making up part of an umbilical cyst

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>>42457807
I put a pen for a size comparison
>>42457821
Is it dangerous

>>42457846
Actually I think it's just a blackhead now. Pic of where you pulled it out?

No not dangerous but you should disinfect the area it was pulled from to prevent infection as it looks as if you bled a bit.

>>42457872
Thanks for the advice my friend, glad to know it's nothing to serious

>>42457846
Go to the doctor, you could legitimatelly die if it would be something like stafylococcus

>>42457760
congratulations, you're a father

Probs just a piece of meat that's fallen into your belly button and merged with the hairs growing in there. Happens to me every now and then so no need to worry.

>>42457887
Kek.

Nice try OP, that's just some italian deli meat with hair stuck on it

>>42457760
it's the thing Neo had when he was in the matrix, get out of there OP pick up the phone asap

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>>42457785
>230 pounds
>kinda fat
>nothing ridiculous

>>42457846
Well, thanks for motivating not to snack

>>42457760
Looks like a dead fucking shrimp kill yourself op

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>>42457760

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>>42457760
Congratulations, you truly got redpilled

>>42457904
>Happens to me every now and then so no need to worry.
That's not normal, anon.

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I've worked as a med Tech for about ten years and have only seen stuff like this in the incredibly old and behavioral health patients.

You had an abscess that ruptured and the puss and blood scab together to make that. You need to see a doctor to scrape out the wound if infected and if bad enough to pack it. This is literally one of those iceberg metaphors, there's much more underneath.

>>42457760
if this is real, go to a doctor. it's bloody and looks necrotic too. you don't want to risk an infection in your fucking abdomen believe me. at least have it professionally cleaned.

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Looks like loose hair that have congregated in your bellybutton hole and caused some minor infection. I have had similar, but not smaller. Just clean it out, should disappear.

>>42457904

>happens to me every now and then

What the fuck

>>42457878
>glad to know it's nothing to serious
What, because anon said so? You don't know that! Go to a doctor!

>>42457846
Dissect it and post result

I had something similar but way smaller and gooey a few years back. It was something about my bladder being open through my umbilical cord and never sealed on its on

>>42457846
how does it smell? get a swab, drop a little alcohol on it and rub where it was, if it burns its probably infected, then go to a doctor, if its not, make sure you clean your bellybutton really well from now

post pictures of belly button to see if its infected or not

>>42457789
same

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>>42459221
holy shit how is that possible

>>42459267
Birth defect, sealed on its own when I started doing a lot of ab work after bleeding for a few days

>>42458226
t. manlet

>>42457760
God damnit neo,not again.

This is why i'm not a fucking retard and specifically clean my belly button every time I shower, and een clean out the lint every time I undress.

Go to a fuck ing doc tor. Please.

>>42457846
You got a urachal cyst buddy

Yeah actually go to a doctor

>>42459035
What a lovely picture. I'm literally nearly crying, not even joking. My eyes are tearing up writing this.
Have a good day anon.

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>>42457760
>>42457846
How much money would it take for you to eat it /fit/

You know what you must do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRNPsd_PfeI

>>42459375
Depends what it's made of/smells like. I'd take £500 minimum.

>>42459035
That brown dog looks nervous as fuck
They all do desu

>>42459375
$200 if drunk
A fucking lot if sober

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>>42459359
U on yuor period anon?

This is like the third most disgusting thing I've ever seen.

>>42460807
First one when you looked in the mirror?

>>42459375
I'd probably only pay like $5 it's not very big and wouldn't fill me up

>>42457760
pulled pork stash, or burrowing cockroach that got closed in and smooshed

>>42460904
goodness, anon, you're so clever and my feelings are in tatters.

>>42457846
looks like a fucking drawing from scary stories to tell in the dark

>>42457760
It's an umbilical cord stub. OP is 10 days old.

I feel sick, my protein shake is about to come back up

>>42457760
I thought that shit was a roach

You're fucked OP, you're a literal meat farm with shreds of shit coming out of your belly button

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>>42457760
You might relate OP

>>42460904
1st one was the picture of you in a CBT

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>>42457760
Jesus Christ clean your belly button with at least 70% isopropryl alcohol and tea tree oil. I can't believe some people die without ever cleaning their belly buttons

brb cleaning my belly button for the next 3 hours

>>42459375
Gimme $9k
I wanna buy a bike and have spare money

>>42463815
Is just water not enough? I've always just cleaned it with water.

>>42465856
not if you have an open fucking wound

>>42457785
Guy guy, look here you probably got a hairy ass belly button and don't wash it enough. It's infected and hair is clogging it up. It probably reeks too? Yeah. Keep it clean and dry and don't fuck with it. I have similar issues, to that degree fuck no, but its cause you're being a dirty POS.

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>>42457846

Well, I was eating. Say goodbye to those gains.

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>>42466897

eat niggah!

>>42459375
Well it's protein so I'd do it for free.

>>42460998
Lmao

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>>42457760
MORPHEUS HAS CHOSEN YOU

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>>42457760
>>42457846
Put me in cap

>>42466897
>>42467700

Finished out the night with an Oreo shake from Carl's. I gotta get off the dirty bulk senpai.

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>>42459221
>It was something about my bladder being open through my umbilical cord and never sealed on its on
Were you pissing through your belly button then?

>>42457846

Posting into epic thread

>>42457846
Wtf I hate corned beef now

>>42457846
Bro eat it

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>>42457760
OP WHAT THE FUCK

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>>42457846
Holy shit it was real?!

>>42457846

Post pics of the hole in your belly

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>>42457760
OP that is a left-over from the healing of your umbillicus. If the umbillicus didnt healed right after the cutting of the cord sometimes a abnormally large scab/scar evolves that absorbs hair and filth. That means that thing has been in you as long as you are alive.
Never change 4chan.

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>>42457846

>>42457760
its your umbilical cord. The doctor dissident cut it off properly and your body is rejecting it.

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>>42457760
PLEASE DON'T NOT INCLUDE ME IN THE SCREENCAP BREHS

Cmon op pic of belly button hole

>>42457846
>I put a pen for a size comparison

Now use a banana for comparison.

>>42457904
kek

really hope his parents don't find out

>>42465850
9k to eat a streak of hairy bacon? Cmon let's be real

>>42457846
ruined my appetite

>>42470121
Its 4:48am wtf are you still having an appetite for

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>>42457904
>Probs just a piece of meat that's fallen into your belly button and merged with the hairs growing in there. Happens to me every now and then so no need to worry.

That's not nomal

>>42457846
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>>42462818
That's about as underageb& as it gets

Could be related to a birth defect. Go to a doctor unless you want to leak pee from your belly button.

>>42458893
underrated as fuck

>>42470305

I would have kek'd, but I'm bitter because he beat me by seconds.

>>42470130
belly lint

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Was planning on skipping lunch. Thanks for making this easy, OP.

>>42457760
That's a bug that Agent Smith placed there to track you.
Good thing you removed it

>>42457846
NO

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>>42457760
Looks like pepperoni

All of you are incredibly, mentally ill. I pray for you eternal souls and may god have mercy.

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>>42470500
>All of you are incredibly, mentally ill. I pray for you eternal souls and may god have mercy.

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>>42457760

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>>42457846
just fuck my shit up

This is so fucking nasty.

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>>42457846
>>42470217
My sides

Don't worry about it OP. It's just part of what used to be your twin brother.

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>>42458893
This is probably the funniest thing I've seen here in a while

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>>42457760
umbilical cord is regrowing, anon

stay away from mother until it subsides

>>42457760
I had something like this a year or so ago. It was absolutely disgusting and smelled like literal shit. It happened when I had a really bad cough and apparently ripped open my belly button exposing what I assume was a minute amount of rotting flesh from 27 years ago. I made sure to wipe it down daily with alcohol, and showered way too much for a few weeks out of disgust.

That said, it couldn't be helped. It happened due to the cough, healed up and never had issues since. Would not recommend this experience.

>>42459421
you try taking a picture with a pitbull and not being nervous

>>42457846
u need medical attention bro

Dubs and you absolutely have to eat it.

>>42463298
Rekt

Kek it looks like the insect thing from the matrix what the fuckiddy doo

>>42457846
Dude, im trying to eat here.

>>42457785
>Americans actually believe this

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>>42457760
>>42457846

what the fuck

was going to watch porn but this has put me off

wish I never opened the thread

>>42468888
Basically yes. It leaked piss

>>42459225
lmao retard. if you rub alcohol on a wound its gonna burn no matter what

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>>42458893
4 u big guy

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>>42457760
WTF is wrong with people like you??

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>>42457846
If dubs you have to put it back in your belly button:^)

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if dubs OP has to eat it

>>42479977
Best post

>>42479977
You heard the man OP

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>>42479977
do it op

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>>42479977

>>42479977
oh god

>>42457760
just take the blue pill and go back to sleep anon or put that back into your belly button. tomorrow you will wake up to your room, and you believe whatever you want