Question for bulkers/heavy lifters

Resistance is there for a reason dumbass

>>42452683
>dumbass
no need to be so rude young man! if this were in person you'd be saying that to my fist cuffs!

>>42452699
resistance is there for a reason dumbass

>>42452627
When me and my older bro bulked, we turned that shit into a competition.
Who could eat more pizzas (extra large boxes), who could do more scoops of protein, who could out feast who, that kinda stuff.
We also had this demon wood chipper for a blender, so we tried to see how much shit we could fit in it to achieve maximum calories.
I drank 9 cups worth of shake once coming in at 4000 calories.
It was legendary...

>>42452705
YOU GODDAMN CUNT MOTHERFUCKER ILL FUCKING KILL YOU GODDAMNIT JUST YOU WAIT UNTIL I DOX UR IP ADDRESS YOU FUCKING NERD CUNT DOUCHE

>>42452627
How about stop being a stupid nigger? Are you Brian Shaw? Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson? Some other freak of nature strongman?

No?

Then you don't need to be eating 12k calories a day ever you fucking troglodyte.

>>42452741
You must've had at least 12 massive shits a day

>>42452741
Were you on steroids? Because you can't build that much muscle.

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helpr gib donnut

>>42452757
I didn't have too many gas problems. One time I shat like I never shat before, but yeah.
>>42452769
I was like, 16 at the time, and my goal was 200 and I was at 180.
I just wanted to get fuck huge.
I was pretty strong. Probably the insane teenage metabolism that made weight gain slow. I dunno.

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>>42452748
>he doesn't want to be a fucking freak

C'MON

>>42452823
You probably didn't eat 7,000 kcal, Mr Banner

>>42452844
What would happen if you had that much in one smoothie...?
Would you die?

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>>42452987
You would become extremely sleepy as all blood is redirected to your stomach

That's why you do 5 lines of coke right after and then hit the gym

Then you too can be 5x World's Strongest Man and have a six pack at the same time.

>>42453009
It sounds extremely painful...

>>42452627
I forget the place I read it, but there was an interview with a powerlifter about his diet. He basically said after getting back from the gym he slams a 4 scoop whey protein shake on the ride home and then sits on the couch in front of the tv with an extra large meat lovers pizza he picks up otw back. He drenches it in olive oil and doesn't get up from the couch until its gone.

That's just one of his like 8 meals. That's how.

>>42453046
Here's a video on Shaw's diet, it's an easy watch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brR5xdbKmz8

>>42452987
It would be extremely painful

>>42453082
At least I would be a big guy.