Whoa anon, you're so big

>>42450756
no u

>You should see my penis

For you.

>>42450756
I know.
Can you handle it?

>>42450768
correct answer

>>42450756
i can see your dark succulent nipples beneath your dainty little lace top ... let me suck on them please tay tay

>>42450756

You won't be saying that when you see my dick.

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>>42450756
Y-you too

>>42450756
>smiles and looks directly into her eyes while flexing a 'cep
Thanks babe. How about I show you something bigger?

>>42450980
that's a bra you ape

>>42450756
I lift for you

I love you, Taytay :3

>>42450761
Thanks i like to go to the gym and workout. In fact im going there today. Its my leg day so its going to be a killer wor- where you going?

>>42450756
you should see my turds

>>42450756
Haha yeah just don't look at my calves.

>>42450756

honestly this is the average sort of girl i wish i had been having one night stands with in college

nothing really noteworthy about her but it would be a good night of feeling like you're normal. i'd almost rather bang her than someone objectively prettier because at that point you're like "ok you're banging me but you're out of my league, what's your angle"

with this girl you're like "ok shes just horny like me, we're both average. cool"

anyway whats this thread about?

>Your hair looks absolutely retarded

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>>42452016

>>42452021
is this pasta brah? feels vaguely familiar