>work at planet fitness
>hate the rules and how the company operates
>take all the tootsie roll wrappers I can find every day
>chuck them behind a section of drywall in a storage closet
>the wall is beginning to become insulated with tootsie roll wrappers
>the pile grows
>nobody knows they're there but me
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Noice job OP
>gym provides clamps for the barbels
>never use em
they'd call the cops if they knew, im sure
>>42449896
I put a whole bottle of eucalyptus oil in the sauna and turn the heat up.
>>42449896
>quarter rep squats when the gym administrator is distracted
still get to keep all the gains at the end of the day
>dont actually talk to gym staff
>repeat the phrase "hows it goin' man" over and over again
I'm a madman
>have sex with the front desk guy when he's on break
>get to use the gym for free
>>42450755
literally me
>>42449896
>pick all the pl8s I find abandoned around and put them back in the pl8 dispenser along with the pl8s I currently used
>free grip training
>rather than grouping all the pl8s with the same weight on the same dildo I craft little reverse pyramids
>1.25 kg 2.5 kg 5 kg 10 kg 15 kg 20 kg
>every single DYEL who needs a microplate has to remove the heavier pl8s first
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