"Are you REALLY going to the gym for the 3rd time this week?

>>42444541
Why would I come home from work at 5 AM?

>>42444541
HAHAHAHA OP you are a dumbass. Most /fit/izens are gay because we have learned that men are superior.

>>42444545
shoo shoo gains goblin

>>42444541
and then you ignore what she said and hit the gym twice as hard because you had to skip monday and its thursday already, because its your own house and your own bed

no Im sleeping in my bed. Am I gonna have to take back my key?

>>42444545
shoo shoo gains goblin

Yes.

I'm going to the gym and when I come back I expect dinner to be ready. Also I'm sleeping in my bed tonight. You can take the couch or leave.

>>42444556
this

any self respecting male would just lie there because what shes gonna do? beat you?

fucking lmao

by listening to her you are less respected than a dog in household

>>42444541
I've slept on a couch for 2 months when I had bedbugs
I'll do it again if there's a gains goblin infestation

>>42444545
Shoo shoo gains goblin

yeah its gym day, dw babe ill still fuck your brains out ;)

>>42444545
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN

My wife used to complain about me lifting. Then I reminded her a few times that staying fit is one of the requirements to keep the job that keeps a roof over our head. No more complaints about the gym.

>>42444545
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN

>>42444545
Shoo shoo gains goblin

Gf encourages my gym goings, and often comes with me. Being in a wholesome relationship is nice when you finally find that someone, /fit/. Feels good man

Sorry, honey, but I'm a selfish autist with no time management skills. I don't care that I promised to spend time with you this week, touching another person makes my skin crawl even if it's my gf, TV characters confuse me with all their weird emotions, and if I can't confirm that my gains correspond precisely to the spreadsheet I calculated I'm gonna start rocking and flapping right here on the living room floor.

>>42444620
one day i may

still working on the kissless virgin part tho

>>42444545
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN!

>>42444747
Work on loving yourself and being the best version of you that you can be. Then >she
Will come to you

>>42444541
"You're cute when you try to give ultimatums".

Then go to the gym as planned.

>>42444545
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>>42444545
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>>42444545
Shoo Shoo Gains Goblin

>>42444723
underrated post

>>42444541
The best thing you can do is not compromise on things you want to do. This also means, accepting that from them.

>living with your bitch
first mistake

>>42444541
>3 times

See this is why I don't want a girlfriend. I currently do kyokushin karate 3 times a week, and lift 2-3 times. I also do mobility/stretching work every day I can fit it in. When I have better finances, I'm planning to set up a home gym and start training MMA instead of Kyokushin (180 a month vs 60 for Kyo). Then I'll be doing 2 training sessions a day most days. I don't have time to gossip or watch game of thrones or whatever.

>>42444545
shoo shoo gains goblin

>>42444545
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>>42444541
>If you go to the gym tonight you're sleeping on the couch.


Remind the bitch that sex is never negotiable.

>>42444541
It's my house though, get fucked.

>>42444545
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN!

>>42444541

"I'm sorry honey, you're right. Let's go out the two of us instead!"
>Take her outside
>Show her all the fat fucks and comment on them with her, teasing her about "imagine being like that" or "imagine fucking that. The pork noises, the smell of fat, rolls going back and forth like the tide, the crunching of bones" etc
>If gf disagrees then she's planning on getting fat
>If she agrees then I'll tell her that these people got so fat by staying at home in front of the TV
>Take off shirt and flex at her
"This takes exercise. If you want to keep enjoying it then I'll have to keep going to the gym."
>If gf understands then we're okay
>If she persists then she's probably one of those cunts who fear you'll leave her because you can get a better one
>If she tries the couch thing again and it's my house then I'll break up with her over a period of time so as to shittalk her behind her back before she goes around telling I'm beating her or crap like that

>>42444545
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>>42444545
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>>42444545
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>>42444545
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>>42444545
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>>42444545
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>>42444545
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>>42444541
I went go the gym for 4 hours yesterday. Girlfriend was so upset she took an overdose and is now in hospital. Not even kidding shes in a medically induced coma. Just spent all night lying next to her bed.

>>42444545
shoo shoo gains goblin

>>42444541
Go to the gym in the mornings when your slightly overweight, office-clerk girlfriend is on the last lap of her 10 hours of beauty sleep. My gym is on the way to work. I roll out of bed and to straight to the weights. I shower in the locker room and go to work.

>>42445122
Ask if they have a weight-room at the hospital.

>>42444545
Shoo Shoo gains goblin

>>42445152
Kek

>>42444541
Fuck off, you knew how I was when you began dating me.

>>42445122

Break up with her. If you reward this kind of behaviour then she'll learn that putting her (and in the future her kids') life in danger will get her what she wants. Hell, if she commits suicide at the drop of a hat then there's not much value to her life anyway.

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>>42444541
fuck off whore.
I fell for the tricks of your kind twice.
3rd time the charm,

>>42444541
Takes more than just going to the gym 3 times a week to make your girlfriend say something like that

you fucked up somewhere buddy
just saying

>>42444545
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN!

>tfw the only workout this year of my 6x/week schedule that I've missed was the one on my wife's birthday
>genuinely miss it and wish I'd gone even though it was a lovely day
How do you know when you've crossed the autism event horizon?

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>>42444545
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN!

>>42444545
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>>42444545
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>>42444545
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>>42444545
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>>42444541
Bb u already know i only lift twice a week let's order some pizza and have a movie night

>>42444545
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>>42444545
Shoo shoo gains goblin

>>42444541
>SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN

Also, she's fat. She doesn't understand.

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>>42445152

>>42444545
Shoo shoo gains goblin

>>42444545
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>>42444545
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>>42445326
tfw you regret not going to the gym on your wifes birthday. wtf

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>>42445152
This. Typically they do, especially since docs are there working very long hours. Sometimes though you'll have to make do with the therapy kettlebells and resistance bands

>they've also got anabolics in the lab fridge

>>42444541
I SWEAR I WILL NEVER END UP LIKE THIS I WOULD RATHER BE A FAT FUCK IN CONTROL OF MY OWN LIFE THAN THIS SHOOOOOOO GAINS GOBLIN

>>42444545
Shoo Shoo Gains Goblin

>>42444545
Shoo shoo, gains goblin!

>>42444996
Guess how I know you've never interacted with a real person.

>>42444545
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN!

>>42444603
Mine still gives me shit, but I press on anyway. She never complains when her friends/coworkers compliment my appearance.

>damn, girl, at least you got a man to go home to, i got a pillow

>>42444545
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN!

>>42444541
>you look cute Baby.
>hit the gym

>>42444545
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>>42444545
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>>42444545
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>>42444723
>TV characters confuse me with all their weird emotions

I'm in tears

>>42444545
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN

>>42444909
>180 a month

That's a ripoff, don't blow money on this no matter how rich you get.

>>42445122
Actually she overdosed because she's mentally ill and you should break up with her. Sane people don't "overdose". What is she an addict? What did she OD on? Get the fuck out of there, caring for this failure is going to hold you back massively in life.

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>>42444545
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>42444545
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN

> bert stare
> go to gym anyway
> sleep in the bed anyway

>>42444545
Shoo shoo gains goblin

>>42445122
Lmao whenever I go to the gym for more than three hours I come back and dogbrah has shit on the rug. Every time

>>42445326
Should've gone in the morning. I bet your gym nemesis went that day

>>42444545
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN

>>42444545
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>>42444770
>>42444770
>>42444770

>>42444545
shoo shoo gains goblin

>>42444541

Put "nextlix and chill" on tinder as your hobby and you get so many matches.

This is the best past-time to get laid to --aka, it's akin to the movie theatre rub and tug but in the comfort of your home. You can't miss out!

>>42446209
Then you shouldn't have kids with your doggo.
You shouldn't have kids with your doggo anyway!

>>42444541
>If you do X then you're sleeping on the couch tonight

Are there men who actually do that?

>>42445122
If she can't also understand what you value AND respect that then the relationship is probably not going to work out for the two of you. Its a two way street. She'll probably just continue to use shitty behavior like this to manipulate you and make you miserable. She knows she can get away with it. If you want it to work try to find a compromise with her. Maybe you get your gym time without getting horribly guilt tripped if you agree to do -insert something she really wants (within reason)- with her. But it sounds like there are some serious red flags here to consider.

>>42444541
"Ok fine but you can't complain when I get fat and lazy and lose my drive and ambition. I don't want to hear anything when I don't want to bang because my test levels have dropped and I'm depressed and don't want to do anything but sit and play videogames with my buddies because I have no outlet now for my stress."

>>42444545
Shoo shoo gains goblin

>>42444723
>and if I can't confirm that my gains correspond precisely to the spreadsheet I calculated I'm gonna start rocking and flapping right here on the living room floor.

this is unironically me

>>42444545
shoo shoo gains goblin

>>42444545
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>>42444545
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>>42444723
Kek

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>>42445314
Best response!

>>42444545
Shoo shoo gains Goblin!

>>42446448
>nextlix and chill
I'm not anglo. Does this just mean sex, or do people actually watch netflix before or during sex?

>>42444545
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>>42444545
Shoo shoo gains goblin

>>42444545
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN

STOP GOBBLIN UP MY GAINS

>>42445700
LOL I was thinking the same thing

>>42444546
This

>>42444996
pure unadulterated autism

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>>42444996
Alphadestiny is that you?

>>42444545
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>>42444545
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>>42444545
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>>42444545
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>>42446209
my dogbrah shits on the carpet too but i love him

>>42444545
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>>42444545
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>>42444545
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>>42444545
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>>42444545
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>>42444545
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>>42444545

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>>42444545
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>>42444545
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>>42444545

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>>42444545
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>shitpost in a shitposting thread gets deleted but not the actual thread

>>42447566
>implying this thread isn't finding it's way to the end quickly now

Bitch I'm leaving, it's my outlet. I'd understand if it was the 6th time but unless you get your blob ass out and start squatting we're through.

>>42446716
It means sex, but to my knowledge usually involves some degree of literal netflix and chilling. It is just a saying that refers to the fact that setting up for a movie (turning the lights down, finding a comfortable sofa or bed, maybe getting some alcohol and then snuggling up to eachother) pretty much always leads to some kind of sex, so somebody wanting to do that with you has an implication that they are sexually interested.

>>42444541
"If i sleep on the couch you will sleep on the road."

>>42444813
>break up
>find another girl

>>42444541
Fuck you, mongrel germanic bitch

>>42444541
> said no woman ever

Seriously, have you guys never spoken to a woman? Like... why would you date someone at all if they didn't share your interests? Are you that stupid that you can't find a quality woman?

>>42444996
maybe actually leave the house one day?

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>>42444541
>he has to put up with a gains goblin

enjoy your mediocre gains normie

>>42444541
>Tfw playing around with wife and she tried to pull this shit as a half joke half powerplay.
>Told her if we're not sleeping in the same bed, it's not gonna be me on the couch.