/gymfeels/ Daniel Cormier edition

>>42440539

None of this shit makes any sense.

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>>42440539
hey pussy, are you still there?

>>42440539
can someone translate this?

>>42440969
will gus our only white hope be able to beat jones when they next meet?

>your face when you the your

Actually lold

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>>42440539
>mfw cunts never dap me up or compliment me
>mfw old gym friends forgot about me

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>>42441013
he looked great against Glover but he has a habit of shitting the bed when it matters most, and he still has the same glaring holes in his game that jackson-winklejohn have probably been analyzing 10 different ways since the first fight

>>42441029
don't make fun of DC he's been through enough

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>>42440539
Stupid fucking gym receptionist had at least 10 different conversations with atleast 10 different guys during my workout. The whore might as well have taken 10 different cocks in her mouth. I even almost said something to her myself today, good thing I didn't

Yes I believe that girls who have conversations with men lower their value with each conversation

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>>42440969
Nice filename cunt
>>42440980
oi I gotta fucken use yank translation u stupid slope head
>tfw a nice cunt daps you up and compliments you
TRANSLATION; A nice man says hello and daps me (bro handshake/hug) compliments me in the gym.
>post yfw when you the your old friends say hey in the gym
I saw my old facken friends in the gym and they said hi you facken yank
>>42441057
oi that's fucken ok man u'll make it

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>>42440969
jon said he was anticipating DC's head dip but i think what actually happened was DC thought this was a leg kick. he drops his hands down as if to catch/block the leg and scoots his legs out which dips his head. i don't think it was jones reading his movement i think this was just DC getting caught off guard by something he didn't expect.

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>>42441861
Jones threw a lot of kicks to the legs and body of Cormier in the first two rounds to condition his response, and then when DC thought another kick to the body was on the way he got his brain scrambled

>>42441889
they teach you in muay thai how to block body kicks anyway. And we all know how to check a leg kick. Idk why DC had such a panicked response

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>>42441889
>>42441861
>>42441913
Since you guys know about fighting I have a question I spar with a much bigger guy than me and I fuck him up when we are striking.
I'm 5'5 and 150lbs he's 6'1 and 225 lbs.

The thing is whenever I fuck him up on the feet he clenches me and holds onto my gloves which makes it harder to get out of and tries to take me down where I usually stay on the top but eventually I end up at the bottom eating strikes or getting rear naked choked. How can I stay striking distance with a smaller reach and stop him from clenching by holding my gloves?