Modern males

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>>42438797

>>42438834
more!

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>>42438863

Oh boy. This one's worse.

>>42438876

I want to aak him "ALL of you is valuable? Even the body fat that is killing you?"

>>42438834
>>42438876
Good news is they'll be dead by 60

>>42438876
now someone post some cucks, british ones!!!

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>>42438892

If you insist

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>>42438961
oh my god that has to be fake, MORE, MOREEEE

>>42438876
>All three inches of me are valuable!

>>42438942
why is maximum condescension okay if you have a shitty english accent and a parrot face?
(i like English accents if they person is not a loudmouth but passive aggressive asshole)

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>>42438797

>>42438961
next time i see him i'll fuck him up

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>>42438961

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>>42438797

WE REQUIRE MORE MODERN MALE FUEL
OUR APPETITE FOR THEIR SUFFERING HAS NOT BEEN QUENCED

>>42438961
Jesus. I'm 22 but I can say with honesty that he looks like a baby compared to me

>>42439103

do you like scouse accents bby

>>42438797
>>42439366
I hate them all. I don't care about politics (because politics are for women), if you aren't strong or working to become strong, you are a useless waste of space.

>>42439366
That's a nice trap.

>>42439363

I was at the area that this happened in the day it happened. You can see my fucking work from the video.

>>42439537
>politics are for women
bait

>>42439537

>politics are for women

Enjoy being a drone in the Feminist Fempire

>>42439366
fucking reddit

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Commencing dump

I also live in libfag central so I have plenty of stories about these """"men"""" if anyone's interested.

>>42439366
>>42439538
>Twinks 4 Trump
Fuck.

>>42439537
>because politics are for women
this except the exact opposite

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>>42439624

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>>42439637
1/3

>>42438961
>he doesn't understand basic concepts

enough cringe for the day.

>>42438797
Should add "Has a nearly religious devotion to products made by Nintendo"

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>>42438797

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>>42439668

>>42439685
The top right panel on this one annoys the fuck out of me.

>>42438961
These people are irredeemable
Niggers could fuck his wife and rob his house but he'll actually embrace it

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>>42439685

>>42439624
Gimme your best

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>>42439652
>>42439668
>>42439685

lol thinking that hobbies are mutually exclusive to justify their shit physiques

>>42439366
I like the cuck hunt shirt desu

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I pump myself full of exogenous estrogen and I still feel better and stronger as a person than these despicable show-boating doormats.

>>42439685
>Don't hate me because I'm fat
>hate him because he isn't

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>>42439103
>i like English accents if they person is not a loudmouth but passive aggressive asshole
And I have strong feeling for you as well, my dear sniveling, vile, contemptible, fat-faced, bug-eyed, insufferable American twat.

>>42439624
Stories please. These are motivating me to be the exact opposite of what these filth represent

>>42439707
kek

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>>42439704
>pic related

>>42439724
Unfortunately I can't say I have any great stories but I have some
>Lesbro and I go to heavy metal shows once every few months (I know its juvenile pls no bully)
>Leave her to go pit and stuff for a while
>Find her after the set, two scrawny looking guys talking to her
>Figured she made some friends, walk over, introduce myself, they say "well, have fun with the rest of the show" and slink away
>Lesbro tells me that they noticed she has a vagina and attempted to start a convo about feminism with her believing she'd be impressed
>In fact she thinks modern feminism is attention-getting bs and men like that are "beta wastes of testosterone" (her words not mine)
>Had trouble convincing them of this fact and getting them to fuck off until I came over

>>42439736
>respecting women
>not talking to any
>always being passive around them
>always sorry
I wonder what goes through their heads

>>42439546

did you tell your colleagues about the viral video?

>>42439728

It's not like you can have a good physique AND live a full life.

>>42439790
You and lesbro sound like good people. I also have a lesbian friend and she's similar, totally different from a typical Stacy, great to hang out with

>>42439366
Americans of /pol/*

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>>42439825

>tfw fell in love with qt lesbian Division I athlete with a tiny athletic body, adorable short hair and the whitest smile you've ever seen

GET ME OFF THIS RIDE

>>42439832
Post /pol/s of the world

>>42439624
PLEASE GO RIGHT AHEAD!

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>>42439787
>>42439724
>Be me, circa 2 years ago
>Meet qt into same shit as me (mostly nerd shit)
>Go on date, fuck
>Tells me she is in an open relationship
>Immediately (and correctly) guess that she is dating some fat sensitive nerd who couldn't get pussy if his life depended on it, and agreed to date her because she is the hottest he'll ever get
>Also (correctly) guess that she is a feminist nutjob who has no sense of self-awareness because betamales tell her how right she is about everything
>Either way, free sex
>Guy eventually gets the balls to tell her he isn't cool with her fucking other people
>Also tries to find me through FB and stuff (I only have fake accounts, plus wtf was he gonna do he's a fat 5'6 WoW playing nerd)
>They break up, and I constantly see guys on FB telling her how right and brave she is when she posts nonsense (including an article about how men should be equally responsible for breast feeding, among other things.)

>Fast forward 1.5 years
>Has stopped posting bullshit
>Hit it off at a party
>Seems to be less delusional, decide to go on a date to feel it out. Not mentioning any bullshit, maybe she grew out of it.
>Straight up tell her that wherever this goes, I'm not doing an open relationship
>Date 3, ask what she is looking for
>"Well, I recently discovered I'm polyamourous, which means-"
>Stop her, tell her I'm not interested, ask if she has anything else she wants to talk about, no, "well, see you around," walk out.
>tfw she got really upset when I didn't hear her out
>tfw she has a nice but really clingy dude who identifies as a girl who stays glued to her hip at all times
>tfw "men" still constantly blow smoke up her ass whenever she posts shit

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>>42439893
>this is actually a girl by the way, Dutch model

>>42439906
I thought he was really cute. Yes homo.

Then I got reverse trapped

>>42439906
I'd still fuck it even if it was a man, I'm okay with that.

No reacharound though, that's gay.

>>42438834
where could this fatty possibly hide

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>>42438961
This has to be satire

>>42439981
>rich evans

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>>42439900
>>42439891
Shit, I forgot about the best one. Unfortunately its not male specific, but at least 50% of participants were white males.

>Be me, circa 3 months ago
>At nerd party with bro and lesbro
>They are talking about Gencon (some board game convention)
>Apparently their will be some sort of LGBTQ night were only LGBTQ people are allowed
>They keep talking, learn this extends to straight women and PoC (I should note that there are literally no PoC at this party)
>Bro's girlfriend is bisexual and has completely drank the koolaid (if he's on this thread sorry man but you know its true) and mentions how she is upset because she wouldn't be able to bring bro
>Somebody brings up disabled people, and then they start a debate about whether or not white disabled men should be allowed in
>Meanwhile lesbro and bro and I play a board game making jokes (they don't notice)
>"I don't think we should play Risk, I'm pretty sure its actually rape if I invade one of your countries lesbro"
>Bro/I to lesbro "you better deal, I think it might be considered oppression if we were to take over the game"
>Fat tumblrhaired girl overhears and calls us tools, unaware of the irony
>We laugh and play

I should also note that I have never seen any of these people date or even associate with non-white people.

>>42439736

I unironically think these glasses can look good and be a good fashion statement. I wonder what people from /fa/ would say about them. I can imagine a stylist using them in someone's outfit/look.

>>42438797
Dont you fucking drag my waifu vsauce into this you sack of shit

>>42440014
This is depressing, he is prime "big guy" material. Why do numales never realise their potential?

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fuck this spazz and his stupid squinty face

>>42440012
Why do you hang out with these people?

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Final, and I'm out of stories. I'm also unsure if this is a guy, but idgaf.

Remember faggots, whether you lean left or right, for the love of christ think and act for yourself. We are all gonna make it.

>>42438975
This guy is not fake. His name is Felix Engelhardt, google him. He tried to fuck with some local right wing students but failed miserably.

I was expecting more Bruce Jenner.

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>>42440014
This just goes to show that once things leak off 4chan, they become automatically shit. Once Reddit and "normies" get a hold of it, it's time to move on.

>>42440202
Lesbro plays DnD and knew a person there, so she had an invite. Bro was going because his gf is friends with them. They asked me to come along to make things more problematic.

Plus my city leans FAR left, so pretty much anything I go to will be filled with SJWs and shit. You get used to it, though I'm probably gonna move soon desu, as someday I dream of being able to say "faggot" openly again, and maybe dating someone who doesn't unironically believe in the patriarchy.

>>42440233
Where do you live now? Fort Worth is a great town, but Californians keep moving here and ruining it.

>>42439484
yes they are funny
>>42439786
Don't cry john, you still have a famous tv show.
Perhaps I should have added loudmouthed but passive aggressive asshole making social commentary annoys me.
Blackadder is funny, and i guess they made jokes about historical social commentary about how shit it was. Perhaps the problem just lies with John Oliver

>>42440290
Chicago

Actually lesbro, a dude I know from HS, and I were considering moving in a year or two, and Texas is on our list so I'll look into it.

>>42439590
if i become strong and handsome maybe i will get to be a sex drone

>>42439668
someone self conscious about his body being judged gets a bunch of tattoos? lol

>>42440337
If you want to avoid the crazies, stay out of Austin, North Dallas, and Houston. Austin is just a Texan Portland, North Dallas is a caliphate, and Houston isn't Texas. If anyone says it's so great that Texas had the first transgender mayor, tell them that xey was 5je runner up because the guy they originally elected died.

>>42440394
Fuck you, North Dallas is the bomb

>>42440413
Shut up, clock boy. North Dallas is full of snobs and Muhammads. Fort Worth is better.

>>42440429
Fort Worth is a shithole and you know it, Plano is where it's at

>>42440394
San Antonio is based as fuck
>when you aren't fat you look lean to 80% of the population
>when you are fit you look jacked to 99.9% of the population
>breakfast tacos and beer everywhere
>losers don't know where the cool spots are so they go to Austin
>cheap as fuck living cost

It's the best city in Texas.

>>42439965
>No reacharound though, that's gay.
do you get prostate orgasms? how do you cum?

>>42440447
Plano is overrated. Here in beautiful Fort Worth we have the best zoo, the best theater, the best parks

>>42440456
I agree, I've only been down there once but it was really nice

I see what you're doing in this thread, /pol/ and /leftypol/

>>42440510
>cocks not glocks
My uni hands out gun safes in the dorms now

>>42439366
Why do Americans wear shoes indoors?

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I am tired of this

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>>42438797

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>>42438797
They all must be physically removed.

I'm very happy i found lifting early in life, otherwise I could have ended up as a low test liberal numale. I'm now a semi-Chad. Thanks /fit/

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>>42438797

>>42440710
Same. I think I could've ended up going down that path. Makes me nauseous to think about it.

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>>42438797

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>>42438797

>>42440767
>Probably married a girl who is way above his level and just wanted some financial stability.
>Probably has no say in anything concerning his wife.
>Probably keeps agreeing on anything she says in fear of losing her.
Horror.

>>42440767
If he:

1. Shaves the hair and stop with the NW cover up
2. Starting hitting the gym hard and training his neck, and eventually go full roid mode
3, Grow out his eyebrows
4. Gets a tan
5. Stops making that cuck smile

The guy has good bone structure, So much potential wasted. I guess some people would rather stay cuck mode instead of being slayers.

>>42440681

That dad looks thrilled.

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>>42439707
Is, that, uh, thing doing a shiggy diggy face?

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>>42440710
>>42440752

I was also probably a vulnerable month away from swallowing this pill.

As they slowly invaded my gaming spaces I distanced myself from the hobby rather than conform. Thankfully they're still not really prevalent in the weebshit I enjoy.

>>42440767

>wants to reproduce
>did not marry a woman who also wanted this

Do people not iron out these things before getting married?

>>42441672
He knows she's fucking their new adoptive Ethiopian son.

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You asked for it OP

>>42441718
watching weebshit is still ok right? I've limited myself as to how much i watch lately, just an episode here or there

>>42441672
nevermind getting cucked, who in their right mind would bring a refugee into their house with their children

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>>42441786

>>42439786
I miss Blackadder

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>>42441750
>still ok

In the sense that nu-males can't actively destroy it as a hobby, yes.

In the sense that you need to do better things with your time, who cares? Chad's body with my autistic hobbies was my goal, and it feels good.

>tfw all these people probably have more friends than me
I want to die

>>42441886
Shitty friends aren't worth having.

Anyone else gets motivated to go hard as fuck on the gym when seeing all those nu-males?

>>42441931
Numales are my main source of inspiration for getting /fit/.

>>42440052
They'd say the frames don't fit his face shape, and that you're right.

>>42441953
He has some valid points

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>>42438797
What kind of beard am I supposed to grow to not be considered a numale?

I just love facial hair.

>>42441953
The man did absolutely nothing wrong

>>42442077
A stubble

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>>42439919
>oathcuckers

>>42442102
I don't consider that facial hair.

>>42439537
One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors - Plato

get your shit together fag

>>42441718
Any of you guys think of the proper response to that photo?

mine would be," because you're tall as hell lol."

>>42442077
A normal, full beard.
Not extra thick unless you're a bear or hillbilly; no meme mustache; natural cheek lines; a clean but not too high neck line; and not too thin (3/8-1/2 inch is good).
You know, just a regular old beard and don't be a cuck about it.

>>42441953
>y'all
>(uk) size 5.5
Interesting

>>42442259
I actually get pretty annoyed by non-southerners saying y'all. It's usually liberals trying to seem "folksy" or down to earth or some garbage, yet they have no problem calling actual country folks all sorts of derogatory bullshit.
I guess the equivalent would be me dressing like a numale and then complaining about carpet baggers. You would wonder why I'm emulating what I supposedly dislike.

>>42439707
I would scream RAPE if this beast came in a 10 meter radius of me...

>>42439736
to bad they don't respect you.

>>42439736
>543 comments

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>>42440012
>Pic
LOL
But seriously tho, why most trannies are white?
REALLY makes me think

>>42439685
>spending 45mins-1hr in the gym 4 times a week will make you a boring person

what a meme

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>>42442400
I NEED TOO SEE THEM RIGHT NOW!

>>42440012
>tfw no cool lesbro to chill and go to concerts with

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>>42438797

>>42442431
yet plenty of time to watch, house of cards, game of thrones, walking dead, orange is the new black, narcos, rick and morty, south park, doctor who, the handmaids tale, girls, glow and sense 8

>>42438797
>>42439366

You are so insecure that you have to make image collages of ugly losers so you can feel better than them.
Holy shit, this whole thread is pathetic and you dont even realize, that you are the true beta males.

>>42439685
Its funny, because weightlifting/fitness is a typical keystone habit which has a positive effect on other life aspects. I rarely see anyone who is out of shape and still accomplished anything significant in another areas. Its just an excuse for their laziness.

>>42440456
>live in New Jersey
>most shore kids train from 14/15 and are at least fit by the time theyre 18
>decent minority are actually /fit/
>plenty of people joocing

fuck. its so hard to look big here. doesnt help that I didnt start lifting till I was 18

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>>42441698
>mfw they are stealing our shiggydiggies

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>>42440681

>>42442537
>Live in college town in Canuckistan
>Almost nobody in STEM degrees is out of shape.
>50% of all the guys lift
>50% are over 6', blonde Brads
>The only way to stand out is to be Chad

Adding insult to injury, the women aren't even particularly attractive, and feel entitled to not even trying to look good because of muh feminism. So it's a bunch of fairly fit, attractive and tall guys competing for a very small group of attractive females.

Why even bother?

>>42439685
this one always triggers me
>you can't go to the gym and be interesting
>going to the gym for an hour 3x/week makes you boring, but watching TV does not

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>be me
>talking at a bar with a girl and two numales
>trumps muslim ban comes up
>RACIST RACIST RACIST
>I say, yeah "it's pretty dumb he didn't even ban Saudi Arabia"
>confused looks
>I explain how Saudi Arabia's linked to terror and how similar they are to isis
>confused looks turning to disgust
>I say "I mean I get why..."
>talk about, Nixon, petrodollar, OPEC
>numale one speaks up "dude, you need to stop"
>wat
>numale 2 "seriously"
>the three begin taking turns lecturing me about, racism, cultural imperialism and privilege
>try to explain myself
>they somehow manage to tie every SJW talking point to the conversation
>being screamed at in crowded bar
>also sexist somehow because Hillary lost
>somehow I'm now a sexist, racist trump supporter who wants refugees to die, mexicans to go back, who is brainwashed by russian propaganda
>mfw I'm a canadian bernie bro

>>42442869
>bernie supporter
don't shoot me bro

>>42442869

I'm a racist Canadian trump supporter. I miss Harper...

>>42439685
>Talk with friends and lead a curious life
Nigger could join a running group, or a hiking group since I'm sure he lives in California.
There's tons of great trails out there.
Or he could eat less which takes no time at all. In fact he'd have more time to do fun activities if he spent less of his day shoveling food down his throat.

>>42442977
Harper kept importing a bunch of poos and gooks and fucking flooded my hwhite town with filipino temp workers. Ever since the libs got in it's been actual straight out of africa niggers and niqab clad arabs though, so I'd take Harper back in a heartbeat.

>>42442703
fuck it just go gay

Im 24 with receding hairline, glasses and no beard.

>tfw

>>42442869
As I'm sure you know,Saudi Arabia is a barbarian shithole.
Just save links on your phone to the plethora of articles of gays, women and transgenders getting literally raped to death/stoned to death/executed via the SA legal system. SJW support of muslim SA is literally the easiest point of theirs to refute. No excuse.

>>42442977
Yeah, I'm not a fan of Trudeau, I wish Jack Layton were still around. I figured if Bernie won the US would have a shot at universal healthcare in the next decade or so. If Hilary won she probably would have made the progressive stack part of the legislative procedure so she's be the cool mom of history, and I figured Trump would galvanize all the far left crazies who want to LARP as WW2 resistance fighters.

Harper was a shit weasel, but Canadians don't vote for who they want, they vote against who they don't.

>>42443121
Why the fuck would you want the burgers to have universal healthcare like we do? It's dogshit up here and the "win" is that we all get shit care, equally.

>>42443135
prolly jealous

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>>42438797
>tfw live in the middle of socal
I am told everyday that my decisions are silly and wrong, and it's these kinds of people who tell me. I just need to get out of here.

>>42443111
I mentioned all that stuff and that's when they brought up cultural imperialism, you can't argue with that kind of stupid, they literally refuse to admit that there are certain values that are universally good, like hurt innocents being abhorrent. I like what Gavin Mccines says about how it's just fashion to them.

>>42442703
Gay orgy in the STEM building at midnight. Be there or be square.

>>42443135
I know a bunch of people who've gotten their appendix out in Canada, no problem, a friend of a friend of mine, his brother got his appendix out and he's ruined because he was out of network. Not to mention cancer treatments. Canadian healthcare rules, I had a very sickly family member who wouldn't have lived passed 30 in the states.

>>42443163
At that point, just take pride that your stance exemplifies their own principles more than their stance does. Like that old saying says, if your opponent is knocking over the pieces and shitting on the board, you going down to their level isn't going to defeat them.

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>>42443162
>that pic
Is she the female equivalent of this?

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>>42438961

>>42443196
> The average Canadian can now expect to wait 9.5 weeks for treatment with a medical specialist, this number up from 9.3 weeks last year

>>42443248
The average Canadian couldn't afford to see a specialist at all if it were privatized.

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>>42443268
>whut is health insurance

>>42442869
The same thing happened to me in a bar during the election. I was trashed having a debate on Trump and some SJW started screaming at me calling me racist. She got thrown out of the bar kek

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>>42441750

>>42442484
Looks like his first visit to the city.

>>42443279
>whut is taxes

>>42439900
Recognizing that you posted this earlier today and are probably gone... I still have to say that you made my day. Sometimes it seems like there are no men left in the world.

"I recently discovered I'm polyamourous." ALL.MY.RAGE.JPG

>>42439668
>Lol lifting isn't a choice you're not special , bit let me tell you why being a skinny fat/ ones landwhale isn't a choice and why I'm way more special

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>>42440510
Fuck this uni REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>42443349
theft

>>42442703
Queens or western I'm guessing

>>42440009
This is a fucking tums festival

>>42442703
Western?

>>42443376
why do you hate the troops?

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>>42443376

>>42443467
Because their only dying for isreal

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>>42439969
>leaning tower of pizza in the background

imagine the fucking smell in that room

>>42442498
Shut up cuck

>>42439919
These look like average Americans

>>42440012
As a """""PoC""""" I fucking hate white liberals.

>>42440510
Of anyones still here, i met the cocks not glocks organizer when i went with my friends to 6th. She was one of the guys dates and she was really hot. Easily a 9. She was completely reasonable too. She said "i can understand why people voted trump. I don't really care who anyone voted for. Everyone has their reasons." Also she looked like your average upper class conservative white girl. I love this state

>>42441786
>>42441797
wtf? why are people supporting this?

>>42440429

Wtf...ft worth Fucking sucks the big one

>>42443658
>he thought "leftists are degenerate" was just a meme

>>42443121
>Jack Layton
mah nigga

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>>42443501
Sanders voter detected

>>42440456

I live in San Antonio, I like the city but fuck me if I can't find enough white women to date.

>>42443745
I'm in San Marcos @ Texas state. So many 10/10 white girls

>>42440447
Wtf

Was not expecting to see Plano on fit tonight

>>42441750
This thing pissed me off from beginning to end. So much pretending.

"Her pussy" = his inside-out dick
"generates no lube" = dicks don't generate lube
"She has" = he has
"My wife" = the dude I fuck
"Her pussy tastes amazing" = bleck... bleck... ah shit, I just threw up
"Two of her girlfriends" = great job, you are the newest of the numales

I should read this before every workout. I would lift like the hulk!

>>42439624

how tf this nigga gonna have negative traps

>>42439665

oh chris

the mom jeans really tie everything together

>>42439366
/pol/ is too autistic and paranoid to have photos of themselves on the internet, this looks like r/the_donald

>>42439366
>posts /r/The_Donald
>claims it's /pol/
Simply epic. Everyone knows that /pol/ is too paranoid to post their pictures newfag.

>>42439736
He looks like a rapist

>>42443768
There's like 3 total in denton

>>42442318
>It's usually liberals trying to seem "folksy" or down to earth or some garbage
i thought it was liberals trying to show they were down with black culture

>>42442318
>>42444134
>tfw language nerd who says y'all because it's the best second person plural in the english language

WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY??? YINZ SOUNDS FUCKING RETARDED

>>42444104
Rip. Visited a friend there a month ago since my parents live in fort worth. Didnt see any students but the caps and taps bar was cool af

>>42442003
It's like 1a to the fat people 1b. I love these threads.

>>42440447
>>42443879
>>42444104
This thread is now about DFW.

>>42440166
being a ginger on top of that just makes his face impossible to not want to punch.

>>42441953
Dude seems alright to me.

>>42442869
i thought these stories were supposed to end with the girl ditching the orbiters to be with a guy not afraid to share his opinion...

>try to explain myself
could have been the problem.

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>>42441953
Good for him, the little manlet.

>>42441797
>jack nicholson had the same problem
fucking kek

>>42440510
Typical iphone user

>>42440456
Louisiana fag here. From my experience we don't have too many faggots like the ones I've been seeing in this thread. I've heard horror stories about Austin but all of my liberal acquaintances seem to love it. Gf and I really want to move to Texas, and I'm also looking at DPT programs. Any recommendations?

>>42439282
this is so fucking sad

>>42442498
Yes, you are better my friend

>>42444149
>WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY
i can't think of a tweet or facebook post including y'all that actually needed to be said

>>42440831
Yeah, but it doesn't count if you say "No homo" afterwards... Everyone knows that.

>>42439707
I always thought this one was sarcasm . I think it's the face he makes.

>>42442421
Never heard of thailand?

>>42440447
Fuck all y'alls Muhammad problems. Las Colinas is the shit! We are known as Pajeetville but they don't bomb anybody. They drive stupid as fuck but we got top foods, new bowling and in a few weeks we get to unveil Water St Project in downtown Las Colinas

>>42443695
I'm not against defense spending I am against isreal you faggot

>>42442421
someone has never browsed the trannies on backpage.
they are all black or latino depending on city
>don't ask me why i was browsing

>>42444463
>tweet
>fb post
you know people actually speak in real life, yeah?

>>42442318
I'm from NYC and picked up y'all from all my southern friends when I lived in DC for 3.5 years. I don't remember what I used before, but I'm not going back. It's too versatile and sounds good.

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>>42439707
>>42442338
>this beast
So acurrate

>>42444514
it annoys me mostly on the internet because it is clearly forced.
i don't hear it in conversation often, but i don't speak with many people who would use it. (don't know southerners or black americans)

>>42442077
Anything you want, just don't be a numale and you won't look like a numale

>>42443322
holy shit

>>42439871
>tiny athletic body, adorable short hair and the whitest smile you've ever seen
nothing Special, happens all the time. You fell in love with her Body. This is what we most like at grills.
As soon as you find those goods on another Body, you will Forget the lesbo one.
Go hunting, the fastest way to Forget a pussy is find a better one. She is nothing Special, just a grill with a good Body and a pretty face

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>>42444902
go back to r3ddit

>>42439282

Would it make it less worse if it was his kid from a previous engagement instead of hers?

>>42439728
delet this

>>42442219
No idea, but being that fucking tiny in Croatia of all places must be fucking painful.

>>42443695
fuck israel - voted for Trump guy

>>42440681
the fuck is this, why does he have that look?

>>42441797
ah yes jack nicholson, the most well balanced of individuals

>>42440744
Why, fuck i hate those guys, all of this Nu-male, cuck, beta, Omega shit... whats wrong.
But then i think... more pussy for me! can not realy complain.
It seems like we mankind is going to evolve. Males are going more and more female like.
I dont like it, but until the time Comes, i will be death anyway. So i fuck pussy now and better dont get angry at this whole movement.

>>42440831
>straight men
>bromance
The fuck!
every post here
>one step closer to the end and im about to break!

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>>42445006
>>42445048
>>42445067
lurk more newfriend

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>>42441750

>>42444382
With the old sperm bank upstairs

>>42443614
as a non-american, american liberals are some of the most obnoxious people i have ever met, they're just so fucking whiney

>>42439366
>guy wearing BUILD THE WALL shirt
he could go fucking stand on the US/Mexico border and be the wall himself

>>42442435
I dont know if i want to see them.
The pain will be... im not capable to handle this pain.

>>42438797
Good god, living in today's western world, especially burgerland, is probably the best situation anyone has ever been in in terms of looking good compared to the average.

>>42439103

English regional accents are great, hate how everyone tries to sound upper class London or Essex (wanna be cockney) or like niggers,these days.

>>42438961
next time someone spouts bullshit like that, ask them if you and a couple of your diverse friends could spend a week or two in his living room

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>>42439707
OH MS. FINSTER

>>42443745
wikipedia says 72 percent white, that means you aren't trying hard enough

>>42445400
It's probably not 72% across all age segments.

>>42444104
73 percent in denton, try harder you autist. I live in 43 percent white city, I live in it

>>42445408
In 2000, it was 52 percent female with a large portion of 18-44. They are out there son

>>42444505
>isreal

>>42441953
This is actually pretty alpha, not caring about what other people think.

Better than some of the twats on this board obsessing over their uncontrollable factors like dick size

>>42441611

you've seen his arms and hands?
degenerate material like asian population

>>42438797
Go away gamer gate pol.

>>42438797
Wouldn't this thread be way more appropriate on /pol/, OP?

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>>42438797

>>42442869
>try to explain myself
Never do that again, especialy when a Girl is near by. You will be downgraded lower then her.

>>42438961
To be fair, he is from europe. The concept of borders has been vague for us for a pretty long time now, since we can travel to surrounding countries (aka across borders) without any border control or checkpoints.

still, what a retarded thing to say, Felix.

I've been lurking this thread so long I forgot I was on /fit/

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>>42439282
> that black child

>>42439893
n-no homo

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>>42445774
I like this post

>>42443217
She's the queen of Crimea

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fresh

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"men" today are fucked

>>42438834
He has to hide cause he sure as hell can't run

>>42439989
The adventures of mouse boy

>>42443196
>>42443268
>Canadian healthcare rules

Bullshit.

I hear Canadians all the time screeching about shitty healthcare up there. Excessive wait times and whatnot.

>>42446027
this cant be real

>>42444991
This desu, I am around 6'2 - 6'3 and I feel like I'm pretty average

>>42445774
I need fat accepKing Crimson.

>>42439900
Still going for her makes you the beta

>>42440464
>Neither - this guy

>>42439900
>be me
>be autistic
>crippling fear of buttons
>everytime I see a shirts buttoned all the way up I start scratching my neck
>please stop

>>42446108
Oh, sweetie. You're so naive.

>>42445350
The entire English accent came from an affectation.

>>42439707
It's Pat

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>>42446027
>panromantic
i read first as panoramic

>>42446350
>call of pussy
jej

Seriously the last couple years it got really out of controll with the whole trans and numale stuff

I never heard of that stuff 5 years ago, now it's everywhere

I think these are truly the end times

>>42439624
>more female anheroes

/ourguy/?

>>42439736
>sexually activated savage

WHO HERE FULL /SAS/?

>>42439969
"kekistani"/alt-right is just right-wing nu-males

>>42445886
Based Jamie

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>>42446027

>>42439637
>very fluid
just like my bowel movements while on gomad

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>>42440681
>his smile and optimism: gone

>>42444503
I saw an elephant walking around Las Colinas two years ago

>I need some inspiration
how does this inspire you?
it only makes me disgusted and hateful

>>42446399
Rapture when?

>>42438797
Why is LobosJr in that picture? The dude slays pussy

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>tfw none of this pussy ass tumblr/tranny bullshit was widespread back in my childhood decade of the 2000s
>now it's rampant and the male gender is becoming more pussified as a whole

Don't get me wrong, i'm liberal myself though I lean right on some issues, but this SJW shit is absolutely retarded. What went wrong in this decade?

>>42439736
>Sexually activated

How do I become activated sexually? I'm asking for a friend

>>42439282
this truly activates my almonds

>>42442219
>" because you're tall as hell lol."
If the goal is to add to the level of cringe this will do just fine.

What's the best gym in all of DFW?

>>42445886
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSXrZpBy7Bw&index=20

>>42446027

I like the ayyyy look he's got going here. Too bad about everything else.

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>>42446663

I'm torn between "well the internet has united the community and more queer people are finding to courage to come forward" and "it's just a bunch of people who want easy attention and community perks." It's probably a mix of both, but in the case of trans people and general queerness, the people you see being the loudest about it are UNIVERSALLY ugly white people.

>>42439685
>saying its wrong too judge thin or fat
>judges bodybuilders.

c'mon son

>>42440337
Come to Nebraska bro

>>42439546
Shit, I was there. I didn't see the filming though, but there was a ton of liberal insanity.

>>42446104
>Bullshit

The only people I've ever known that had to deal with wait times were fatties who needed knee surgery or bariatric surgery after refusing to lose weight, MRI for mental illness related things, and minor sports injuries that barely affect quality of life. And in all those cases the people are given different courses of treatment in the mean time and told to come back if their condition worsens, wherein they'd likely be bumped up.

So yeah, those people would likely wait, if they were in the US they'd like get referred two or three times and passed around to bilk some money out of before being sent on their way.

I've lived in the US and Canada, I'll take Canadian healthcare any day, and I have great insurance.