>be me
>femanon
>new guy joins my gym
>he wears a black hoodie and black shorts
>always has headphones in and keeps to himself
>has huge legs, guy looks like he squats 500lbs for reps
>assume he must be fucking massive
>I primarily stay in the cardio section but one time see him squatting in the free weights area
>dude squats 500lbs
>instant lady boner
>go over to the free weights area while he squats
>start doing Romanian deadlifts in front of the squat rack
>can see him checking out my ass in the mirror
>purposely hold the bar at the bottom
>wearing leggings
>have fun taunting him
>all of a sudden he gets sweaty
>he takes off his hoodie
>literally a 100lbs skeleton frame
>dudes biceps were maybe 13" flexed
>could literally see his ribcage through his shirt
>drop the bar and quickly rush out
>be me
>femanon
stopped reading right here:
>drop the bar and quickly rush out
>be me
>mananon
>read this thread
>drop the bar and quickly rush out
>>42436971
>be me
>drop the bar and quickly rush out
>>42436971
>be me
>mananon
>new girl joins my gym
>she wears a black sports top and black yoga pants
>always has headphones in and keeps to herself
>has huge thighs and butt, looks like she hip thrusts 500lbs for reps
>assume she must be fucking hot
>I primarily stay in the cardio section but one time see him squatting in the free weights area
>she hip thrusts 500lbs
>instant boner
>go over to the free weights area while she thrusts
>start doing deadlifts behind her
>can see her checking out my forearms in the mirror
>purposely hold the bar at the top
>wearing wrist straps
>have fun taunting her
>all of a sudden she thrusts really hard
>her hips rise, revealing her cameltoe
>literally an outie
>her outie was probably 1,5 inches long
>could literally see her outie through her yoga pants
>drop the bar and quickly rush out