THE GAME OF SWORDS
How would it be if all the anons of /fit/ would come together on an island. On this island, there are only three swords in the ground. Three big heavy swords that weight 300 pounds each. To get off the island, there can only be one anon left standing.
What would your strategy be, /fit/?
Choke a bitch out while they struggle to move the swords in any effective or dangerous way
those swords are completely useless as weapons.
>>42432965
Challenge everyone else to bench the swords and gamble on the fact that everyone but me is a dyel fag.
>>42432965
strategy = be guts
>>42432965
What would your strategy be, /fit/?
>Find the gun(s) first.
>Kill manlets first, chestlets next.
>????
>Profit.
I want to lift the swords up before I go though.
My pullout-game is strong like King Arthur.
>Dress up as a trap and offer to please all of /fit/ sexually.
>swallow all their essence and comsume their gains
>become the biggest faggot on /fit/ since tinytrip
>lift all 3 swords and use my special santoryu style to kill everyone
>>42432965
Tell all the other anons to lie down on their backs so we can all go home and shitpost on 4chan
Convince everyone to live together on the island, away from all the normies and use the swords as workout equipment
>>42434170
And then to make a bigass mecha that would wield the swords in your normie reconquista massacre when you return to the mainland
>>42433426
What the fuck is that discount saber
>>42434273
This is discount one, that's some slut probably from Gundam
>>42433400
strategy = be griffith
>>42434273
Still kawaii desu
>>42433574
Now that's a fucking winner.
>Run into the forest/jungle
>Make tools and weapons out of wood and rocks
>Wait for some idiot to remove a sword
>Kill him
>Take the sword
>Tornado-style spin move on anyone within a 39 foot radius
>>42432965
Nobody in the world can wield a 300 lbs sword effectively. Fucking retard.
>>42432965
lurk arround swords hidding, while a retarded anon tries to take a sword off the ground i would stomp his head on the sword or hit it with a big rock and wait untill the next retard do the same
>set the island on fire
>sell water
>???
>profit