ALRIGHT KIDDO'S LEMME LEARN YOU A THING OR TWO.
LETS GET STARTED WITH GODS GREATEST PRE WORKOUT.
START WITH A CAN OF MONSTER, FILL A CUP UP HALFWAY
include me in screencap
im listening
>>42432503
GRAB THAT CREATINE.
>>42432505
Fucking hell, you ruined it already.
>>42432503
niggers
Preparing
IM FUCKING PANICKING
DOESNT MATTER WHAT KIND MOTHER FUCKER JUST SOMETHING
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>>42432525
Oh no.
I'm very excited to see where this goes
YOU KNOW WHAT COMES NEXT MOTHERFUCKERS DONT ACT LIKE YOU DIDNT SEE IT COMING, ADD A SCOOP AND WATCH THAT SHIT FIZZLE
what the fuck is happening
>it's a "redditor mixes a bunch of gross foods together and spams his cancerous reaction images then compiles it into an unreadable meme-filled screencap that will be posted on r/4chan and every "humor" thread until the end of time" episode
>>42432515
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>>42432515
my heart is PALPITATING
WATCH YOURSELF THOUGH IT GETS PRETTY CRAZY,
PROTIP: DONT DRINK THAT FIZZ ITS LIKE WATERY COTTON CANDY FROM HELL
man fit has some of the most autistic members
w-what now OP
>>42432570
PUT SOME HOTSAUCE IN IT FAGGOT
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>>42432570
OP is going to leave humanity behind.
add some oats now
ADD TWO CAFFEINE PILLS, CUT THEM OPEN BREAK THEM I DONT GIVE A SINGLE FUCK
PUT SOME EGGS IN
Add an avocado
at least mix some eggs in it or something
none of this has been reaction worthy so far
>>42432611
OP is preparing for blast off
fucking drink it pussy
Obvious samefag
>>42432503
oh sht that looks like kidney stones wtf.
>>42432611
CAN YOU FEEL IT NOW MR. KRABS.
ur gonna die OP.
RIP OP
these aren't funny and never were/
Cum in it
jizz in it you shitlord
i hope you die tonight op
Half a monster and 2 caffeine pills isn't even that much caffeine
Those are rookie numbers
I CALL THIS LEAN FOR THE LEAN MEAN MAN MACHINES, GET READY FOR THE GREATEST WORKOUT OF YOUR LIFE(IGNORE THE HEADACHE IF YOU GET ONE THATS SATAN TRYING TO TEST YOUR NATTY MENTAL BARRIERS)
LAST PROTIP: DRINK THE REST OF THE FUCKING MONSTER YOU PUSSY
CHECK IN NEXT TIME WHEN I REVEAL MY POST WORKOUT SHAKE WITH MORE THAN 300G PROTEIN AND 2000 CALORIES, TILL NEXT TIME SMALL FAGS
>>42432674
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>>42432674
fucking weak.
bet you didn't even drink it you pussy.
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>>42432689
TRY IT PUSSIES AND COME BACK AND TELL ME YOU AREN'T IMPRESSED YOU LITTLE FAGS
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>>42432515
oh fuck here we go
>>42432702
Time stamp of you drinking it or gtfo
>>42432503
Also get me in the cap, not this other faggot
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>>42432674
Thanks for wasting my time man, I thought you were gonna be cool but I guess you were just another baiting loser from /r9k/
>>42432702
i don't need to try it, i get all the preworkout i need from my boyfriend's dick
just drink it faggot
>>42432674
u fucking beta u didnt even drink it kys
Fuck off little dyel pussies I drink this every time i work out be a beta faggot somewhere else for a change
this thread is cancer i hope you all die
>>42432745
Oh shit OP is gonna ascend
>when you go into maximum over-scoop
>>42432611
nigga u just made anti-lean
IS HE DEAD?
get on my level niggertits
These arent comfy sips
So what exactly is wrong with putting creatine in monster? Sounds kinda whatever to me
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>>42433766
will the "sips" meme die when summer is over and kids go to school again?
>>42433797
90% of replies in this thread are OP. just move on.
put me in the screencap!~
sure is reddit in here. christ
please include me in the screencap im dying of renal failure due to this meme please
>>42434080
there will be no screencap.
SAGED
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>>42432503
This was pretty disappointing
Post the fucking post workout one you giant dong munching faggot
>>42433161
LMAO
>>42432544
Dubs speaks the truth lol OP is just samefagging
>>42433814
Sips has always been a meme lol
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honestly fuck off if you think im samefaging. this wasn't going to be a crazy fucking shitpost im trying to share with you an actual preworkout i made that honestly helped me gain mass and go up in weight.
>>42437286
2 caffeine pills and a monster is 600mg of caffeine .
You'll soon be able to see the true the power of my 2g caffeine theanine brew
>>42432503
Let's do this!
>>42432503
>no beta alanine
>no citrulline or arginine
>not even a high caffeine dose
any dyel could make a better preworkout by just reading the ingredient labels on a few premixed products
>>42437854
>2g caffeine theanine brew
>>42437950
>Not even a high caffeine dose