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ALRIGHT KIDDO'S LEMME LEARN YOU A THING OR TWO.

LETS GET STARTED WITH GODS GREATEST PRE WORKOUT.

START WITH A CAN OF MONSTER, FILL A CUP UP HALFWAY
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include me in screencap
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im listening
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>>42432503
GRAB THAT CREATINE.
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>>42432505
Fucking hell, you ruined it already.
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>>42432503
niggers
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Preparing
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IM FUCKING PANICKING
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DOESNT MATTER WHAT KIND MOTHER FUCKER JUST SOMETHING
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>>42432515
>>42432525

Oh no.
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I'm very excited to see where this goes
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YOU KNOW WHAT COMES NEXT MOTHERFUCKERS DONT ACT LIKE YOU DIDNT SEE IT COMING, ADD A SCOOP AND WATCH THAT SHIT FIZZLE
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what the fuck is happening
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>it's a "redditor mixes a bunch of gross foods together and spams his cancerous reaction images then compiles it into an unreadable meme-filled screencap that will be posted on r/4chan and every "humor" thread until the end of time" episode
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>>42432515
thatsnothowanyofthisworks.PNG
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>>42432538
>>42432525
>>42432515

my heart is PALPITATING
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WATCH YOURSELF THOUGH IT GETS PRETTY CRAZY,
PROTIP: DONT DRINK THAT FIZZ ITS LIKE WATERY COTTON CANDY FROM HELL
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man fit has some of the most autistic members
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w-what now OP
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>>42432570
PUT SOME HOTSAUCE IN IT FAGGOT
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>>42432538
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>>42432503
>>42432515
>>42432525
>>42432538
>>42432570
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>>42432570

OP is going to leave humanity behind.
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add some oats now
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ADD TWO CAFFEINE PILLS, CUT THEM OPEN BREAK THEM I DONT GIVE A SINGLE FUCK
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PUT SOME EGGS IN
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Add an avocado
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at least mix some eggs in it or something
none of this has been reaction worthy so far
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>>42432611

OP is preparing for blast off

fucking drink it pussy
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Obvious samefag
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>>42432503
oh sht that looks like kidney stones wtf.
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>>42432611
CAN YOU FEEL IT NOW MR. KRABS.
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ur gonna die OP.
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RIP OP
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these aren't funny and never were/
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Cum in it
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jizz in it you shitlord
i hope you die tonight op
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Half a monster and 2 caffeine pills isn't even that much caffeine

Those are rookie numbers
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I CALL THIS LEAN FOR THE LEAN MEAN MAN MACHINES, GET READY FOR THE GREATEST WORKOUT OF YOUR LIFE(IGNORE THE HEADACHE IF YOU GET ONE THATS SATAN TRYING TO TEST YOUR NATTY MENTAL BARRIERS)

LAST PROTIP: DRINK THE REST OF THE FUCKING MONSTER YOU PUSSY

CHECK IN NEXT TIME WHEN I REVEAL MY POST WORKOUT SHAKE WITH MORE THAN 300G PROTEIN AND 2000 CALORIES, TILL NEXT TIME SMALL FAGS
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>>42432674

disappoint.jpeg
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>>42432674
fucking weak.
bet you didn't even drink it you pussy.
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>>42432681
>>42432689
TRY IT PUSSIES AND COME BACK AND TELL ME YOU AREN'T IMPRESSED YOU LITTLE FAGS
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>>42432515
>>42432515
oh fuck here we go
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>>42432702
Time stamp of you drinking it or gtfo
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>>42432503
Also get me in the cap, not this other faggot
>>42432505
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>>42432674
Thanks for wasting my time man, I thought you were gonna be cool but I guess you were just another baiting loser from /r9k/
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>>42432702
i don't need to try it, i get all the preworkout i need from my boyfriend's dick
just drink it faggot
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>>42432674
u fucking beta u didnt even drink it kys
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Fuck off little dyel pussies I drink this every time i work out be a beta faggot somewhere else for a change
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this thread is cancer i hope you all die
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>>42432745
Oh shit OP is gonna ascend
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>when you go into maximum over-scoop
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>>42432611
nigga u just made anti-lean
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IS HE DEAD?
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get on my level niggertits
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These arent comfy sips
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So what exactly is wrong with putting creatine in monster? Sounds kinda whatever to me
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>>42432503
>>42432538
>>42433766
will the "sips" meme die when summer is over and kids go to school again?
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>>42433797
90% of replies in this thread are OP. just move on.
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put me in the screencap!~
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sure is reddit in here. christ
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please include me in the screencap im dying of renal failure due to this meme please
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>>42434080
there will be no screencap.
SAGED
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>>42432503
This was pretty disappointing
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Post the fucking post workout one you giant dong munching faggot
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>>42433161
LMAO
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>>42432544
Dubs speaks the truth lol OP is just samefagging
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>>42433814
Sips has always been a meme lol
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>>42432503
>>42432515
>>42432525
>>42432538
>>42432570
>>42432611
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honestly fuck off if you think im samefaging. this wasn't going to be a crazy fucking shitpost im trying to share with you an actual preworkout i made that honestly helped me gain mass and go up in weight.
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>>42437286
2 caffeine pills and a monster is 600mg of caffeine .
You'll soon be able to see the true the power of my 2g caffeine theanine brew
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>>42432503

Let's do this!
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>>42432503
>no beta alanine
>no citrulline or arginine
>not even a high caffeine dose
any dyel could make a better preworkout by just reading the ingredient labels on a few premixed products
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>>42437854
>2g caffeine theanine brew
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>>42437950
>Not even a high caffeine dose
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