I realized that being fat had a price. >always wanted to learn

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I realized that being fat had a price.
>always wanted to learn pottery
>one day notice that my city has pottery classes
>decide to take one
>it costs 50 fucking dollars for one lesson but assume it will be a high quality
>lesson is actually OK and going pretty well, I am making notes
>eventually we have to do the thing where the wet clay spins and you have to shape it (can't remember the name)
>I am too heavy handed
>keep smashing the wet clay and it flies off everywhere
>start getting fucking angry
>I am fat, so my weight probably contributed
>start to get pissed off as FUCK
>scream at the top of my lungs whilst smashing the wet clay all over the place
>whole room goes silent
>some fucking guy behind me, probably a chad, says 'Woah dude, you must have left your candy in a different pot'
>people start snickering
>get even madder
>stand up, look around
>start fucking screaming at the top of my lungs, basically REEE
>run out of the class
>accidentally knock over pots with my belly as I go
>tfw they have my name and will probably tell every other night class in the city to not accept me

fuck man, I just love pots. Is it too late to lift?