You walk into your shed and see this

>>42428036
i would sit down and spend the rest of my life listening to him talk and refuting his arguments using google scholar and pointing out inconsistencies in his opinions over time thereby saving the world

>>42428036
I will be in the presence of a war hero and CIA agent. Then have a respectable convo and pick his brain about the multiple people he's killed

I would listen to him for hours recant his tales of 100's of secret missions in the jungles around the world killing double agents.

>>42428036
I'd make a comment about how Jeff Seid is a great bodybuilder and watch him lose his shit

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>>42428036
I'd nod respectfully knowing he'd shoot any bassmouth that dares try to take from me

>>42428036
Who is this muscular freak? This Adonis among us mortal men? It's as if he's climbed down from mount Olympus itself to allow us the honor of looking upon his perfect visage. Surely he is the archetype of the perfect man, his body and his mind must all be the true pinnacle of man kind, unmatched by anyone.

>>42429279
That's our boy Hemmingway

>>42429264
he would hyperventilate and die, you could see his face turning red when he was talking about bodybuilders
what is he up to nowadays? haven't heard about him since Layne Norton case

>>42429301
his channel is on brink of extinction
demonetization is a bitch

I have been targeted by one of the CIA's deadliest, most legendary mercenary assassins. I would prostrate myself on the ground and await my certain death.

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>>42428036
I would thank this man for his service

>>42429602
He manages to cling onto his last bit of relevancy by starting drama with other youtubers like kali muscle and alphadestiny

>>42428036

I'd back off so he doesn't shoot me and get away with it because of texas self defense laws

>>42429805
>implying he needs laws
>implying law enforcement will be able to connect him
>implying it won't seem like a suicide to crime scene investigators and the coroner
>implying Coppertop won't have to go extract his ass
>implying Hemingway hasn't done this numerous times, all over the world

Just watch.

Jason Blaha is a total fa--

I'm dead now. This is my spirit typing before it floats to Hell. Jason snipered me.