What exercises does a 28 year old male need to do to attract

>>42424101
straight-arm ATM lifts

>>42424117
fpbp

>>42424101
Find out their dads routine and repeat it

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>>42424101
just b urself brah just be konfidunt

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>28
>attract 18-20 year olds

>>42424101
Touch-on Myki to failure

>>42424242
go to bed mate

>>42424101
>abs
>moderate musculature
>Good face and not looking too old
>come across as not being as big of a childish cunt as most men their age

Works for 20-25, and I'm in my early 30s.
I don't know if it works for teenagers, although I had a few interested when I was back at uni a couple of years ago but I find them too immature and annoying to deal with, even if just for hookups.

If you can't do the above then
>>42424117
Girls like money.

>>42424242
nice get

>>42424242
hnnng tasty get

Remeber the rule, OP :
>your age divided by two, plus seven.

You shouldn't fuck below 21.

>>42424308
>you shouldn't fuck prime teen pussy

Lmao, fucking Americans.

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>>42424308
>You shouldn't fuck below 21.
Says who?

>>42424338
>>42424370
If you want to avoid social stigma.
Otherwise, stick it in, what do I care ?

>>42424101
What's with that certain GLOW girls 18-20 have, and why does it seem to fade away into their early-mid 20s?

>>42424101
Well paying job or a good educational set that will pay off.

A house and other financial assets a bonus.

>>42424389
She clearly has a fake tan.

>>42424377
Do you live in a village or something? Nobody gives a shit about who you put your dick into.

>>42424101
dog if you have to ask they want nothing to do with you

>>42424377
>social stigma
Who gives a fuck

>>42424377
>social stigma

The age of consent ranges from 14 to 16 here in Europa. We're not prudes like burgers are.

>>42424493
>age of consent
With a 28 yr old right?

>>42424456
Don't think so, when I was in high school all the hot girls had it, at least where I lived, even in winter.

>>42424389
That's called youth. They have clear skin, tight bodies, and gravity hasn't fucked their shit up yet.

>>42424242
sick get brah

>>42424500
Yeah. I've been with two 16-year-olds when I was in my early 20. I know two guys who had 14-year-old gfs when they were in their mid 20s.

>>42424530
What countries are we talking about here?

>>42424101

honestly this is the average sort of girl i wish i had been having one night stands with in college

nothing really noteworthy about her but it would be a good night of feeling like you're normal. i'd almost rather bang her than someone objectively prettier because at that point you're like "ok you're banging me but you're out of my league, what's your angle"

with this girl you're like "ok shes just horny like me, we're both average. cool"

anyway whats this thread about?

>>42424534
If you don't know what countries are in Europe you should seriously kys.

>>42424377
thats what other losers say to keep people from achieving their dreams

>>42424242
lmao enjoy paying that 50 dollerydoos on etickets while i buy tattslotto fag

>>42424389
by their 20s the girls have roasted on miles of cock and taken their soul out

>>42424562
Don't be dumb, I know the countries, I'm asking which country this anon is from.

>>42424536
nice pasta. now please stop

>>42424511
Makes sense, pretty sad shit
I feel like most dudes improve into their late 20s and their shit gets fucked up way slower even after that, not rapidly like a lot of women

>>42424504
And all the hot girls went tanning or wore self tanning lotion.

Other than tighter skin and less fat there is no fucking secret, you just like young women.

>>42424101
Literally any. If you are even a 6/10 you can drown in college girl pussy. Just love near a University, dress business casual and be decent looking, get a tinder, more college girls will call you daddy than you'll be able to handle.

>>42424605
Well I'm only 21, I like women around my age
I'd be surprised if they fake tanned, tanning beds are illegal here and tanning lotion usually looks pretty fake

>>42424101
Weighted chin ups

>>42424101
the shekel shuffle

>>42424582
I'm from Spain

>>42424676
Self tanner is much better now than it was 5-10 years ago, you'd be surprised.

If white girls have tan skin, do the math retard, it isnt "youth" it's something else

>>42424771
Why do people hate hispanic girls but prefer Muslim and black girls?

>>42424101
Does she know how perfect her legs are?

>>42424780
This isnt even remotely true

is this a new recurring forced-meme thread? we are having this exact question every day

>>42424242
that one kid who actually touches on

>>42424798
False, and I come here everyday

What exercises does a 56 year old male need to do to attract 5-10 year old girls?

>>42424824
Cardio and HDD wiping.

>>42424824
Salty 20 yr old jealous that a 28 yr old can get more girls than him detected

>>42424780
who the fuck said that
white girls are the tits

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>>42424389


Mum and her two daughters.

Ages 63, 41 and 40

>>42424782
If not, i'm sure beta orbiters like you will inflate her sense of self-worth soon enough

>>42424308
>being this much of a faggot

>>42424834
Insecure 28 yr old who can't handle being made fun of by a complete stranger on the internet detected

>>42424389
GLOW now stands for Gorgeous Ladies Of Wrestling. Yet another acronym taking away our ability to capitalize words for emphasis, thanks to feminism.

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>Meet qt girl
>We hang out several times due to same friend group
>At a party together, sitting outside smoking
>Tells me she really likes me but I'm too old for her
>She's 18 and I'm 23

Just kill me

>>42424876
>>Tells me she really likes me but I'm too old for her

Yeah, it wasn't that.

>>42424841
Hispanic girls aren't white

>>42424876
She was probably expecting you to convince her otherwise. Sounds like a missed opportunity.

>>42424876
>be 28
>18 year old always tell me guys their age are immature shits and are glad to have slept with me
Feels good.

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>>42424891

Depends on if they're New World spics, or if they're Spaniards. Not all Spanish girls are white, but many are.

Here are some ugly ones.

>>42424534
Definitely in Sweden.
Every bitch over 16 is with guys AT LEAST 3 years older.
By 20 their bfs are like 5 years older.

right hand tinder swipes to failure

>>42424101
>What exercises does a 28 year old male need to do to attract 18-20 year old girls?
Anti-pedo exercises.
Or maybe you need to take some growth hormone, so you can finish growing the fuck up already.
>is 28
>too unsophisticated and immature to get with women his own age
Your personality must be absolute GARBAGE if you want to prey on teenagers. Seriously, fucking GROW UP already and leave the kiddies alone. What you want to do is the equivalent of a 40 year old skeezing on 20 year olds. What kind of fucking loser is 28 and is skeezing on teenage girls? Get correct. Get some professional help if you must, but stop being a skeeze.

For the rest of you in this thread:
I seriously hope you guys don't EVER do this.

>>42424920
How easy is it for a 28 yr old to get a gf in Sweden?

>>42424809
well, it seems that your attention span sucks whilst you overall suck at life
gg

>>42424948
>18-20
>kids
kys

>>42424948
>wanting women in their prime and legal age is somehow pedo

Kill yourself.

Do you happen to have a vagina? Are you maybe approaching 30? Yeah. It's too late for you.

>>42424948
>another 21 year old afraid of an older man "taking" (((his))) women

>>42424964
>>42424963
he's right. you're creeps. you know it too, that's why you want him to kill himself. so you can shut the person up who is speaking your truth.

>>42424948

Do you have a son that needs taking care of, honey? I can provide for you. Be a REAL man, unlike these silly BOYS hitting on girls.

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>>42424971
>him

>>42424948
>GROW UP
You first

>>42424852
This is why I stopped dating Asians. I used to date a Japanese girl in high school who lived off base, and it turned out she was 21 and in nursing school. I was only 15 and she looked younger than I did.

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>>42424948
i dont care much for young girls

but now i do knowing that it pisses you off

>>42424948
>What you want to do is the equivalent of a 40 year old skeezing on 20 year olds.

Wait, how is a 28-year-old wanting to get with 20-year-olds equivalent to a 40-year-old wanting to get with 20-year-olds? It's not. The difference is in fact dramatic.

>>42424954
Easy if you're an immigrant

>>42425008
Not him but I have dark brown eyes, dark hair and olive skin. Would that help?

>>42424582
its pretty much all of them anon, aoc ranges from 13 to 16 throughout europe.

>>42425008
>>42425019

Lies and deceit. Sweden is an extremely segregated society, no matter what the /pol/ caricatures would have you believe.

I'm tired of banging fat chicken and ugly chicks. Yeah it's easy, but I want a qt to plow

>>42425025
Traveling to the Czech Republic soon, any advice for a tourist staying there for 2 weeks?

>>42424948

Found the used-up old cumrag.

>>42424876
Just banged 18 year old last week and Im turning 27 this month, how are you too old for her ffs. Why didnt u say "is alright, i like young pussy."

>>42425032
Do Swedish girls like Italian looking guys?

>>42425066

I'd bet they like guys who are good with girls. If you don't pull at home, you don't pull anywhere.

>>42425080
I'm a social retard here. I get mires but I never approach because I'm still that fat guy I was before in my mind

>>42425047
Pilsner urquell, best beer and if you can visit the brewery do it. Prague is gorgeous as well. Do a tour around the palace. Take it as a bulking trip and eat because the potato dumplings are amazing. Have fun, I bloody love that country.

>>42424954
Easy if you're an immigrant

>>42425094
Me too anon

>>42424101

/fa will play a bigger role than /fit in this scenario.

>>42424999
checked and why is it a problem that she was 21?

>>42425094
>tfw

>>42425146
Because my pee pee was tiny and scared. She was probably used to gigantic Asian pee pee.

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>>42424852

Left one is seriously 63??

>Looks under her face

I'm 30 and my gf for a year is 24 and also way out of my league. Though i think she's getting too old and i can still slay 18-22 before i want to settle down, so i think we'll break up soon.
Long story short just lift and take good care of yourself and you can easily fuck 10 years below assuming youre not a loser

the golden rule for actually picking up women in prime (18-25) age:

your age
divided by 7
plus 100,000

if your annual income is below that, you better be a Chad

>>42425181
If I'm 29, Hispanic but my mom is white can I still get an 18 year old girlfriend?

>>42425196
I'm a jew and my gf is german so you can do anything
>inb4 /pol/

>>42425205
Thanks m8

>>42425193
lmao

>>42424948
Are you getting ass annihilated over those girls in highschool that slept with 30 year-olds, but never with you ?

>>42425210
Youre gonna make it pablo

Look like you take care of yourself.
Go to places where there are 18-20 year old girls.

Bonus points if you look daddy as fuck.

>>42424101
I'm 36 and I'm eventually dating a 26 yo
I've always had gf 1~3 OLDER than me when I was in the 18~25 yo range
Then a friend of mine revealed me that the truth in the $perfect_female_age=($male_age/2)+7 equation
Pick a 21 yo and educate her to be your waifu
Before you ask, I'm a father of two, never married, in good relationship with their mothers (no alimony, I just take care of my children), I lift and I barely shitpost here (I've just found this thread because I'm chilling during my mid-August holidays)

>>42424377

The only people who care about men going after college aged girls are women on the other side of thirty who see it or as competition.

Men either don't give a shit at all, or they will be kind of jealous.

>>42425248
In other words, you're a summerfag.

>>42425283
I've been here for longer than you'll ever be in a pussy, my man

>>42425294
Now I'm starting to doubt that you've ever had sex before.

>>42425248

You come off as a creepy older guy. Would smile and avoid future contact/10

>>42424493
it's 16 in UK but only between other 16/17 year olds
otherwise its 18
you will be judged (a lot) (you'll probably lose friends)

the correct term in UK for a 28 year old who wants to fuck an 18 year old is "nonce"

example
28 yo man look's at 18 yo girl
"that bird is proper fit"
friend replies
"you fucking what you dirty nonce"

ignore all bullshit Europe posters saying otherwise, they are almost certainly pakis larping as europeans

>>42425415
except thats not true about the age of consent. people over 18 are allowed to fuck 16/17 yr olds, its just if theyre in a position of authority (eg a teacher), they cant

>>42425415
>UK
>Europe
does not compute

>>42425306
>he's implying I'll never be in a vagina for more than 5 minutes in my whole life
>better reply with a "no u"
you tool

>>42425248
I've found quite some 18 yo girls craving 30ish guys, since they look more "mature" than 18 yo guys (sadly 18 yo guys are pretty retarded)
anyway a 25+ girl is looking to settle with a provider; it's a different game, set and championship

>>42425169
This ain't me
>>42425146
Because I was only a freshmen in high school and I got called Oedipus-San

>>42424600
"Men age like wine; women age like milk."

>>42424308
he's beta shaming you OP! don't listen, its a trap!

Actual 35 year old dating an 18 year old here. AMA

>>42426189
Has your mother taught your cousin how to cook curry yet?

>>42425415

>the correct term in UK for a 28 year old who wants to fuck an 18 year old is "nonce"

A nonce is a pedo. If you've spent even just 10 minutes in your average pub with a pretty young girl present you'd know that it's completely fucking normal for grizzly old men to perv on teenage girls.

The line is crossed when someone abuses little kids. That's a nonce.
No bloke will give you shit for checking out a fit teenage girl unless his misses is sitting right next to him.

>>42426300
You. I like you.

My friend uncle is early 50s and is dating a 24 yo really pretty girl. They have been dating since she was 21.
He isnt bad looking but not good looking either, abit fat too. But he is very rich. So the question isnt your age but how attractive you are as a whole.

>>42424377

>(((social stigma)))

gee i wonder (((((((((((((((((((((((((who's))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) behind this (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((post))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

>>42426189
have you ever considered to bang her mother too?

>>42424101
High money 24/7

>>42426189
How did this happen ?
What kind of relationship do you have ?

>>42426660
It's the feminists, not the jews this time.

>>42426722

>feminists
>not the jews

jesus christ imagine being THIS reddit

>>42426679
Absolutely. I'm into milfs too if they look right. They look very similar.
>>42426704
We hooked up on an online dating site but we tell everyone we met at Whole Foods. She's my """gf""" because I'm dating another 19 year old as well.

>>42424871
it's been around since the 80s you retard.
shut the fuck up

>>42424308
you forgot to say m'lady and that you are enlighted by your own intellect

>>42424876
>had same thing happen to me
>turned to her and told her to kiss me
>she did it without hesitation
>fucked that night
>dated for six months
>she transferred to a different school 8 hours away so we broke up
Always fucking go for it man. It's your shot so shoot it.

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>tfw no teenage gf to take to gym and sculpt into amazonian goddess

>>42425415
You're wrong on the over 18 thing, as >>42425428 said that's only for people in "authority".

You're right though, people will call you a pedo/nonce/whatever but there's two things to note about that. Firstly it's normally only thick as fuck scum who will react like that, and council estate fodder and their opinions are worthless, secondly it's offensive to people who genuinely are abused by pedos and devalues how horrific their crimes are.

At the age of 30, I'm in the unfortunate position where I feel I still need to keep my options open when it comes to teenagers. I'd personally feel uncomfortable going below 18, but if a 16 year old was interested in me, I feel I'd have no choice. I spent my 20s being skinny and ugly, and only just sorted myself out. Of course, I'm still interested in girls my age, and would go as high as early 40s if need be, but given I've missed out I can't afford to fuck around and get picky.

I also look young, early 20s and still get asked for ID on a very regular basis, and I'm quite emotionally immature.

But to put me in the same category as a pedo just because I'd go as low as 17 at a push, is pretty fucking retarded and quite offensive to actual kids who genuinely are raped and abused by filthy nonces.

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>>42425849
Top fucking kek

>>42425248
working age girls and school/uni girls are leagues different

lol just any that make you look like a big muscly douchebag what kind of fucking retarded thread is this

>>42424948
I love how you can tell that a chick wrote this. Is this pasta?

>>42424101
1xF Chad genetics

or 1xF workceling to cuckmaxx

>>42424101
Strongman lifts

>>42424891
Depends on what crimes they committed or are a victim of at the time anon

>>42425294

So like 5 minutes max?

>>42426948
Nobody has ever done that, you cannot make someone fit

>>42424876
Yeah you done fucked up right there m80

>>42427719
I guess that was the joke

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>>42424101
I need to know this too except with the caveat that they're Japanese girls because I'm moving to Japan and they cut down all the numbers on their weights by half.

>>42424308
Why? My wife is 18

>>42424876
leleleleleelelelelelelelelelelelllllleeeelllllleeellll

you retard she wanted it you beta pussy

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>>42428051
>wife
>18

You dun goofed.

>>42428106
Why?

>>42428155
not him and I seriously doubt you're married with a 18 yo girl to begin with, but I'll take the bait.
Assuming you're living in a contemporary western country, 18 yo girls are too immature and inexperienced to marry. Hopefully you prepared some pre-matrimonial agreement, otherwise either enjoy alimony or your cuck life in a matter of few years.
If you weren't an allegedly 28 yo guy married to an allegedly 18 yo girl but an allegedly 38 yo guy married to a 28 yo woman, thinks could be different and more credible.

>>42428297
I'm not 28 I'm 25, and divorce is a sin it says in the bible if you put away your wife you cause her to commit adultery, I know this and my wife knows this.

>>42428297
Nothing wrong with a 38 yr old married to an 18 yr old.

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>>42428340
>Nothing wrong with a 38 yr old married to an 18 yr old.

>>42428420
How old are you?

>>42428319
unless you're Hamish, you're fucked. Since you're here, you're not Hamish. Therefore you're fucked.

>>42428340
>there's nothing wrong in a recipe for disasters
here's your (You)

>>42428475
My mom married my dad when she was 17 and he was 43. I'm 29 now and they're still married.

>>42428454
>Hamish
*Amish
fucking autocorrect

>>42428454
You only divorce if you're a cuck

>>42428498
>when she was 17
not in a western country unless she was already pregnant (and it seems the case). It seems a very sad story.

>>42428542
Good luck.

>>42428578
You can marry at 16 here with parental consent it was probably different back then the age of consent in the 2000's was 14

>>42428542

>she starts fucking dudes her age
>no divorce

nice life kid sucks to be trailer trash I guess lol

>>42428642
If she commits adultery then I would divorce her, I've never seen a trailer I don't think we have them here I always imagined it's an American thing

I have a baby face at 28 years old

Looking younger as finaly become a good thing now because I can pick up girls at 19 years old

>>42424117
>>42424255
It works both ways:
Straight-arm Automated Teller Machine lifts.
Straight-arm Ass-to-Mouth lifts.

>>42428656
>I would divorce her
>not honor kill both her and the guy she cheated on you with
low t beta Tbh Tbh

>>42428809
I'm not a muhammedan, she will burn in Hell then and that's punishment enough for me

>>42428840
Beta, it's only murder that's a sin, and killing an adulteress is not murder.

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>>42424236
>>42424101

Be the top runescape pvm streamer for 16-19 year olds. (legal in europe)

>>42428888
Jesus says in Matthew when they wanted to stone the Adulterer, let he who is without sin cast the first stone. I'm not without sin I won't, he did say afterwards go and sin no more, I think if they continue to sin they should be punished but I won't cast the first stone

>>42424876
>be 21
>meet qt at NYE party
>newyearskiss.jpg
>follows me around the rest of night
>didn't smash because I found out she was 14

she was just letting you down easy bro, all girls want to be with a guy who's older than they are.

>>42426759
some day im gonna be like you, i swear to god.
34 here, I have a few months wish me luck

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>>42424242
God damn impressed

Fuking check'm

>>42424101
brain and personality exercises. lol

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>>42424242
>u wot m8

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>>42424242

the answer anon the fucking answer to everything
checked and kekd

>>42425193
kek

>>42424242
WITNESSED

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>>42424101
holy fuckn KEK

>>42424101
As a 21 years old girl i would never really fuck a guy so much older. But there are guys like calvin harris (30) that i would definitely fuck.
Many girls of my age like the older and experienced guy shit, so if u are very ripped and u are handsome u might not have much problem.

>>42429925
>Wouldn't fuck an older guy
>Unless he is rich as fuck, of course
Typical roastie

>>42424242
Fucking checked.

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>>42424242
thats a nice get brah

>>42424101
>need to do to attract 18-20 year old girls
you really just need to be in a situation where you will interact with them.
thats pretty much it.
you will get whatever /10 relative to yourself, but you can get some for sure

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>>42424948

I've never been a chad, but YOU are truly pathetic

>>42424895
this

>>42425047
Czechfag here
Pilsner beer
aoc is 15

>>42430646
The only good drink is a good old ale, room temperature chimay is one of my favourite continental ones but the Anglos do it best

>>42424852
41, 40, and 36

>>42424876
Same happened with me, she was 22 I was 27. I said nah, you're just dumb for thinking age actually matters when we're just trying to smash. We became FWB and then dated for a bit.

Strength training routine. Get Bearmode as fuck and fuck girls with daddy issues

>>42429925
>as a girl
>on /fit/
girls don't go on 4chan, much less /fit/, unless they are fat or ugly. So ur opinion is obviously going to be one from insecurity.

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>>42424876
IF a girl likes you no age is old enough
>about to hit 28
>last month at a house party my cousin was throwing
>hanging out when notice this one girl super cute and actually emoish
>literally like her because I haven't seen an emo girl in so long she wearing all black but super cute acting with her friends
>ask friend who she is tells me she's another friends sister
>straight up ask him if it's cool to talk to her and if shit happens guy says it's cool just not to do anything weird
>she's talking to a girl I know so I go and talk to the girl I know while trying to nonchalantly bring up emo girl and introduce myself to her
> cuter than I expected
>easily hit it off talking about emo stuff and anime since she's into it
>FF like 2 weeks and finally get her to my place she wants to watch some anime on Netflix
>finally get her to my room and go to town on her
>lasts whole month fucking like rabbits
>last week hanging out with friend from before when girls bro is there ask him where emogirl is since I haven't seen her lately
>"oh she's getting ready to go to college upstate parents nervous so they went with her"
>she's never been in college?
>"nah she just graduated highschool"

Literally got hit hard with vertigo.

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>3 x 5 Inflating their young ego
>3 x 5 making yourself seem better than you really are
>1 x 5 Telling them how """Mature"""" they are for their age

Fuck you Amber you gullible bitch.

>>42424101
Starting Social Skills

>>42430873
Delete this porn, you're on a blue board

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>Lifting for 3D women

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>>42431031
One day I will marry her

>>42431066
that cunt? lol who hasn't she fucked

>>42431080
FUCK OFF ASSHOLE GARNET IS PURE SHES BEAUTIFUL SHES THE MOST AMAZING WOMAN ALIVE SHE HAS NEVER EVEN KISSED A GUY!

>>42424948
>18-20 is a kid

I was humping a 240b in paktika province Afghanistan at 19 you fucking twink faggot

Where do girls like this congregate? I can't imagine 19 year olds going on tinder

>>42431181
Try Elementary School

>>42431088
my dick's in her mouth right now. 5 minutes ago it was in her butt. and 5 minutes before that it was in your father's butt. and let's just say i doubt your father owns any trophies for "Best Job Wiping."

>>42431197
jeffrey fuck off

I started using tinder and i got alot of matches with 15~17yo girls. I'm dyel as FUCK, started lifting last week. I have a godly face tho.

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>>42431253
>15
no dude

>>42431197
My dad warned me if I became gay he would beat the shit out of me, also garnet is 100% pure and would never allow herself to be sodomised. Sodomy is a sin!

>>42431266
15yo looks like 20 here where i live bro. Especially the body

>>42431279
Jesus that sounds fucking terrible.

>>42426722
Those are not mutually exclusive.

>>42424242
melbourne is a degenerate SJW asian tourist shithole i hate it here

>>42431304
If you want to marry, yeah that sucks but if you just want to fuck this is heaven on earth my friend.. The legal age here is 14 btw

>>42431271
me fucking your dad isn't because he's gay. it's because he's a pussy. and i fucked garnet while we laughed at how much of a pin dick faggot you are.

>>42431352
go back to england, 墨尔本's full 傻逼

>>42431376
Why are you in every board? Every time I post about garnet you're there

>>42431411
oh sorry thought you were talking about Hartnett. disregard
fukt ur dad tho

>>42431408
gooks are literally subhuman garbage

last week a restaurant in the CBD got caught with "animal products" in their soup

>>42431424
Garnet is pure she's the love of my life don't talk bad about her again

>>42431368
Where?

>its another "guys in their late 20s still on 4chan are fucking the "hottest" young teenage girls barely out of high school, they claim its because they are alpha but in reality they have absolutely no chance to get a woman their age so they have to go for the most naive immature social media tinder sluts to get laid and then claim that it's the best because 'they aren't used up roasties' even though any teenage girl who would fuck a guy over college age has gone through more miles of dick than is measurable' thread

Can you imagine what it must feel like as a father to have your 18-19 year old girl tell you she's dating a guy who is in his mid to late 20s?

Like, your girl is barely out of high school, or maybe a year into college, and she's already fucking guys who are years out of college

Imagine what's going through your mind. How did this old guy even contact your daughter? Where did you find her? Why would you go for a girl so young and not a woman your own age?

I mean sure that's assuming a teenage girl fucking guys that old has a father in her life, which is probably a 5% chance, but still

>>42431812
Penis.

>>42424101
Is that in Melbourne?

>>42431891
You just mad cause you married early, and are now jelly.

How can I find your daughter?

>>42431946
Why would he be jelly for going the more successful route?

>>42424101
makemoney 5x5
and then you buy one like everybody else

>>42431946
Jelly of what exactly? That you're some 28 year old 4channer taking advantage of dumb young whores and thinking it makes you an alpha male?

>>42424920
Both those comply with age/2+7 though

>>42432015
i use the rule for dating: # of penises / 2 + 7
i only date girls with at least 7 1/2 penises because i'm not a creep.

>>42424654
jej my brother. I was about to post exactly this. I fucking love tinder, man. When girls like the daddy thing, they fucking 110% LOVE it. It is 0 or 100 every single time. Always comes with equally intense actual daddy issue crazy baggage though, which t b h I've actually grown to like at this point.

>>42431957
Its only successful in one respect - married people have more sex. However, its with the same person. For the rest of their lives. Unless they cheat.

>>42431999
Haven't been 28 in 5 years, but yeah, the rest is correct.

>>42426759
Damn man. Where did you meet the other girl?
Pls give me your life when I'm 35

pretend you don't know they are under 21, do shots with them, then isolate, make a move, and the rest is easy mode.

worked for me once when i was 28, actually thought the girl was over 21 though, only found out after.

or just approach them in a chilled setting and make it obvious you like them while establishing a lot of comfort. the girl will probably find a way to sabotage anything good that you have though or lose attention so you're better off going for the fast fuck with these types

>>42424654
>>42432056
> using tinder
>wanting girls on tinder who have serious daddy issues
>wanting these girls who have had literally 20, 30 or more sexual partners

good christ you people are fucking pathetic. i guess we should t expect any differnet for socially deficient autistic 4channers though

>>42431999
the morality argument is one made only by those who did not retain the ability to bang teenagers into adulthood. if you could, you would, but you can't, so you pretend like your (((enlightened integrity))) is what's stopping you. SUCKS 2 SUCK

>>42432073
A woman who drinks is a whore
If my wife every drank I would beat her

>>42431368
B R A S I L
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>>42432082
>20 or 30 sexual partners
lol @ u. I get them fresh off their first boyfriend sometimes. young girls haven't been alive long enough to rack up numbers like that, you faggot. you clearly have no experience in this field, you silly goose. sorry you're not awesome

>>42432096
you try to claim that you choose to have sex with "prime teen pussy" by choice, that it's a skill you have to be desirable to them

in reality, the reason you have sex with teenage girls is because at your age, there are no desirable women your age left, as they have all been taken by desirable men. you, being a mid to late 20s 4channer, are anything but desirable. you are desperate for sex, and you therefore prey on girls barely out of high school, who are completely brain-dead with no original thoughts in their heads besides the latest social media and reality tv trends, who gravitate towards older predatory men because they lack father figures and see you as their "daddy".

>>42432132
>thinking girls who are that young going for guys as old as you are right in their heads
>thinking they don't have numbers that high simply because they are young
>thinking that they just got off their "first boyfriend", even so not counting the other multitude of guys they have fucked

>because i have no experience in this field

You're right, I don't, because I don't hang around high schools finding girls with daddy issues to stick my dick in because I can't get a woman my own age

Holy shit i am laughing at you.

>>42432159
I'm the same guy on both of those posts. Justify it to yourself however you want buddy, but there's a reason millionaires all date hot young sluts. Why in the fuck would I ever want a woman my age? They are undesirable precisely because they are my age. I want someone who will seem beautiful and youthful for the rest of time (in comparison to me). The more money you have, the younger you date. Fact. Your willingness to settle for a hag your own age is disgusting to me. Your moral 4chan autist muh pure virgin bs is fooling no one. You don't because you can't.

>hur dur you bang hot teen girls in their sexual prime because you can't get women who are many years past their expiration date
>this makes sense

>>42424242
G I G A Q U A D S

>>42424377
>social stigma from fucking prime, fertile, tight, youthful pussy

Nigger what? There's only a social stigma from bitter 30+ bitches who hit the wall and the girls father. Everybody else thinks you're the fucking man

>>42432159
>i am laughing at you
Not him but this is by far the most pathetic part of a post ive seen in a while. Projecting your own insecurity on someone so much that you presume they are hurt by anonymous strangers on a sudanese wallpaper printing symposium.

Holy shit I am laughing at you

>>42424101
Make sure you're circumcised girls hate uncut

>>42424101
If you have to ask this you will never attract 18-20 year old girls
I legitimately cringe when I read shit like that. Not only are women at that age not Virgins anymore, they're also just as stupid as any other woman in their 20s and nobody wants to be around them if they don't have some sort of complex about themselves and their masculinity.

>>42424101
money.

>>42424803
ive copped +400 dollerydoos in fines for not touching on my myki
im a good boy now though

>>42424242

No idea what the fuck that means, but the numbers are nice so I'll treat this as prophecy until I can understand it

>>42424948
The perfect girl for all guys is aged 18-25. Regardless of the guy's age. Girls beyond this age lower in value. No 'life experience', career, education can raise their value. Guys only date/marry older than 25 if they themselves aren't high enough value to get 25 or younger.

>>42424242
very good

>>42431867
t. Roastie

>>42424242
Unreal get

>>42431181
shopping malls at 3-5pm are a good place to look

I'm about to hit 23.
Do I still have chances for decent young girl or I'm done?

>>42433849
You will still have a chance at a young girl in 10 years time if you keep your shit together

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>>42424876

>mfw 25 and banged 19yo girl last sunday

>>42424101
be their cousin
>t. guy who fucked his 18 year old cousin

>>42428900
The Codex Sinaiticus doesn't have the story of the adulterer in it, so whether or not that story is canonical in the new testament, despite it being in newer versions, is unknown.

>>42424242
>thinking a tan girl like this would be in shitbourne
Those digits tho

>>42434143
fucking hicks get off my board

>>42434189
if you saw her you would fuck her. Plus it was actually second cousin anyway so fuck off

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>>42424242

>>42424308
>>42424377
Allah, I still look like I'm under 20, no one will care when I look like as young as the girl.

>>42424876
>not telling her she's too old for you

>>42431867
Bitter female detected

Tfw 32, live in Japan and banging school girl.

>>42431867
>They can get a younger girl but not a woman their age

????

Women their age have significantly diminished sexual market value.

>>42431891

It entirely depends on the guy. If he's self-reliant, well adjusted and looking to settle down with my daughter I'd be very relieved that she has taken interest in someone stable and able to care for her. That's what I want as a father; someone decent to hand her off to and help her mature into a good woman.

It's much preferable to her spending her 20s fucking a whole bunch of immature reprobates and fuccbois who will use her and destroy her self-worth and leave her used up and jaded and unattractive to any decent man with good self-esteem.
Of course if the dude is a 30 year old scumbag and she's just dating him because he's 'cool' then I'd have a problem but then I'd have to shoulder some of the blame for raising my daughter to be such a daft slut.

One of my best friends is a very good man. At 30 years old he fell in with a 19 year old girl. She's sweet as sugar, has a great family and they're really happy they got together because they know that he will take care of her. He's not a creep, he's not ugly, he's just a sound bloke who is in a consensual and mutually gratifying relationship with a pretty teenage girl.

>>42424242

IT'S MELBOURNE
BEST SCENE ON THE EARTH
BEST SOUNDS, SLUTS, DRUGS AND WE LIVIN' IT FIRST

>>42424101

Just have abs.
It's not a meme. It's still a big thing for teenage girls. They nut for a guy with shredded abs and an adonis belt. The rest of you can be skinny and it won't matter as long as you have those heartthrob abs.
Alternatively, be thicc like daddy and you can score. Daddy mode with good fashion sense and a bit of money to treat them with.

What you absolutely cannot be is pudgy built with a shit haircut and knee high deadlifting socks like most of /fit/. That will not get you teenage pussy. Teenage girls don't give a fuck about your wilks or the fact that you can lift more than 99% of grown men. They care if you can take your shirt off at the pool and look good in their instagram selfies.

Shitty tattoos deffo help but fuck that not worth it.

>>42424242
im late

>>42431891
>not women your own age
Why would I when the majority of women in their 20s are no longer virgins?

I'm 26 and I'm banging 16-19 yo girls. What's this whole deal about age gap. Is this an american thing?

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>>42424101
MELBOURNE

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>>42424242

>>42431181
Really? I was texting with a 16-year-old on tinder this morning.

>>42424101
Welcome to quarterlife crisis.

>>42424101
I'm 34 and I've banged 5 girls in the 17~19 age range last month (yes, it's legal here)
just be yourself
hopefully you don't want a relationship with them
that would be painful

>>42432052
where do you find these multi dicked traps?

>>42435217
life is a crisis. it's a crisis when you're a child, when you're a teen, when you are in your prime youth, when you are in your second youth, when you're a young adult, when you're a mature adult, when you're old and when you're back at shitting your pants again

>>42424876
18 and 23 is not that shocking imo

>>42424101
Whatever keeps you trim and youthful looking but not too youthful

I'm turning 21 in December and I feel like I'm too old to do anything. What the fuck is wrong with me? It feels like these days you have to be 16-18 to be successful in anything.

>>42435394

Because we are no shitty baby boomers, we actually have to work to reach something in life. Every wasted second feels like loosing a decade and you feel like that there is not enough time to make everything happen. Realise this asap, I did with 23.

t.25yo banging 17-23 very often.

>>42431891
>a woman your own age?
If a woman isn't spoken for by her early twenties, there's something wrong with her. A possible exception is if she's a widow, but this brings its own baggage.
The same does not hold true for men.

>>42428618
Mexico hasAOC of 12-14. Marriage ok since 14. Laws wont chase you if she wants to marry you.

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>>42424101
Tha boat sailed when you hit 25

>>42435945
t. doesn't know anything about women

>>42435969

Or live at all

>>42424101
Ha ha fuck off you creep. Bit out of your league old man

>>42436043
t. underage b&

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>>42424255
>what guys think girls care about: the post

Honestly, for me it's all about the way a guy carries himself. If he's confident and nice I am way more attracted to him than a guy who's shy but ripped. Also lersonally I find too much muscle to be off putting. I'm intimidated by a guy with a huge chest and arms. Ottermode is the most attractive body style.

>>42437322
>Guaranteed replies

>>42424242
include me in the screencap for reddit pls

exercises in patience, because 18-20 year olds are fucking retards.

>>42426999
nope everyone will react like that and you are a fucking nonce m8
its absolutely disgusting
t b h i'm 18 and everytime i'm out and any of the girls i know are getting preyed on by weirdo fucks who can't find a girl their own age i make sure to put them in their place.
if you want to get in a scrap with the entire pub thinking you're a nonce go ahead and try
50% of the time they shit themselves and leave
50% of the time they think they're tough shit and get absolutely humiliated
literally noone except other pervs respect you and you look like a failure of a man if you have to get with vulnerable 17yo girls not to mention the reputation you will build

>>42428051
lol

>>42431867
>tfw when you cant get either

>>42424242
magical

>>42437470
absolutely
my college girls are all pump&dump

>>42437478
Hahahaha man I remember being exactly like this when I was 18. I get it. But you'll understand once you hit 25. You don't quite yet recognize how much better ALL 18 year olds look than the average 23 year old. It's too hard to resist. If they want it, I'm sure as hell not saying no because of some moral bullshit. I will take them to bone city until I no longer can.

>>42437478
>t b h i'm 18 and
you're cute, but totally wrong

>>42437478
>They can get a younger girl but not their own age

You're confused and have it the wrong way around. They can more easily get someone their own age as women their own age have far lower value than more youthful women.

>>42424101
> wanting to date a 18 yo
Enjoy your heartbreak

>>42424242
Impressive, Very nice

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>>42437478
t b h you are just mad because girls your own age don't want the same age

Remember high school? Freshmen and sophomore girls wanted upper classmen and the same goes for college and the real world.

>>42424999
fucking lel, statutory rape with a 999 get

>>42438408
It's only rape if the man is older.

>>42438502
well of course, women can't rape men

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>>42424242
All hail satan

>>42425193
made me chuckle
>>42424101
girls always like older guys, just dont be a failure mate

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>>42438390
idk what you paedos are talking about if a girl about 17 has to decide between someone around their age maybe a few years older over a FUCKING 30 YEAR OLD what do you think they will choose. If you are going round hitting on girls almost half your age you are repulsive to them and everyone around them- you are literally taking advantage of drunk young girls who don't know better if you manage to get one
enjoy getting told you're a nonce in front like 20 18 year olds lmao you really are gross
either way i'm banging teen pussy and you're not so lmao @ your pathetic existence

>>42439489
you're coping badly.

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>>42439543
i am a professional nonce hunter and (you) are my

>>42439631
Nah, you're a salty virgin.

>>42439683
nope i lost my virginity when i was 15
>to a 17 yo qt

>>42439714
Spoken like a true larping virgin.