/SIP/ General

>>42421774
monster please go -- like it's so painfully obvious yall

>>42421790
>implying

>>42421774
mfw all the fat powerlifters and the qt PL girl at my gym all non-ironically turn up to the gym drinking sips

has /fit/ gone too far

Why is /fit/ drinking white sips anyway? It's marketed towards pussies.

yellow>purple>blue>>>>>>>white
thats all ive tried

>>42421889
mm i love 80grams of sugar

>>42421774
Those specific protein shakes taste like garbage.

>>42421774
All owned by coca cola. The merchandiser probably got lazy and didn't want to put the core power away.
Coca cola is a cancer company that pushed me to quit when i was still injured on the job. A year later and my arm tendon still hurts.

I just tried the white sip. Had 1 sip and threw away the whole can. Worstthing i have ever tried.
Fuck off /fit/

Ive already made it brah.

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Who here /alternativesips/? Pic related

>>42422873
Take your liquid poo away pajeet

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>>42421774
The guy who owns the 7/11 around the corner from me puts particularly my sips in the fridge cause he knows I come in on the daily. Dudes based as fuck.

>tfw you dont have my 7/11 GM

>>42422873
never tried shit like this. I think a proper sips has to have that energy drink only taste, my sips of choice is Blueberry Pomegranate Acai Rockstar. Although that doesn't taste like an energy drink I don't know a drink that tastes at all like it.

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>>42422830
>he fell for the sips meme

>>42423674
kek

>>42422830
Yeah I don't like the white sips can't lie. Find the sips that's right for you brah, look at flavours and just go for one that ticks your taste buds

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One sip to rule them all

>>42423674
Yerba mate is from Brazil you dumb memelord

>>42423674
>you will never be this fucking stupid

Wew

>>42422113
It's sugar free dingus

>>42426508
>one brown man is different from another
both 3rd world

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>>42426508
basically the same place desu

>>42421774
>be me, working as floor monitor in Walmart
>4 am, like literally no one in the store
>chilling with coworkers until we hear doors open
>look over, see some huge fat guy waddle in wearing full gym gear
>dude has a belt on and everything
>waddles over to the grocery section, I stalk him
>picks up two protein shakes and stares at them for nearly 20 min
>seems to be muttering the word "sips" over and over
>watch him go to the front cooler case, drops the protein shakes
>proceeds to take a picture all the while giggling to himself
>grabs AS MANY monsters as he can
>checks out, waddles off into the night

I've seen some weird shit working the graveyard shifts here.

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>>42429764
Btfo OP

>>42421820
it has not gone far enough, we need monster branded preworkouts

>>42423674
Yerba is from Argentina, Brazil, Paraguay and Uruguay, retard.

>>42421790
He cracked the code! It was never a meme! A multi-billion dollar corporation is shitposting on 4chan! Fuck!

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>>42421820
You're confusing cause and effect. It's a /fit/ meme because it was already popular with lifters.

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>>42429938
kek

>>42429490
Wow I didn't even notice that kid at first.

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>not a beet/arugula smoothie

You retards might as well drink a coke.

>>42429966
also the most aesthetic can
>that texture

>>42430152
hahahaa, sips are zero calories

>>42429764
I was at Kroger faggot. Nice try

>>42421790
>zero sugar
>zero carbs
>zero fat
>actually tastes good

if only they put some protein/creatine inside this shit, then we'd really be talking

>>42430488
Thank you for the suggestion.

I will pass it along to the higher ups.

Best Regards, Monster Co.~

>>42430488
just add a scoop in it bro, tastes the same. You have to pour the liquid out of the can and into your shaker though, the only inconvenience.

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>>42430488
That's Bang, minus the protein. Also it has more than twice the caffeine.

Why don't you guys use preworkout like normal people?

>>42430791
these are godlike

>>42430791
If they could somehow put protein in this, i would drink it as a preworkout every day

>>42431668
The taste is amazing. Very smooth.

>>42430791
please post Monster only beverages

>>42421774
>Not sipping on some refreshing clean water
What a bunch of fags

>>42421774
Have you guys tried the juice monsters? What are your thoughts? I really like the pipeline punch

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>>42432869
S I P B O Y S