Bend the knee /fit/, and I'll bring you gains

Women should never be in positions of power.

>>42421120
No thanks lunges are inferior to squats

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>>42421120

We do not kneel

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>>42421124
B e n d

t h e

k n e e

I wonder the smell of her pousey...

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PAY

>>42421120
watching games of thrones is quite irritating when you're british you know.
all i can hear is their stupid posh nonce accents / faked accents

i wish i could temporarily be american while i watch it so i don't CONSTANTLY notice it

>>42421194
theyre not british u fucking reatrd theyre from westeros

>>42421194

um the show takes place in WESTEROS not Britain so it's technically a Westerosian accent dumbass

stop watching this garbage show

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I only follow the one true king of Wheysteros

>>42421194
Um but Emilia Clarke is British so.....?

>>42421201
>>42421207
lol

>>42421215
yes and all i can notice is her middle class accent forcing an upper class accent
it's just weird like people don't talk like that irl i don't know

literally the only normal one was sean bean in series 1 because he talks like that all the time and it's a normal accent

>>42421267
What about ygritte

>>42421280
lol she is posh asf irl like literal royalty look it up
she's a good actor but yeah i can tell that scottish accent is not real

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Yes, my Swoleesi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aVZZoepEkc

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>>42421120
I'll bend two

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>game of thrones
Move over fatty, there's a new meme show on the block

WUBALUBDUB *BURRRPPP***

>>42421194
Yeah and I wish I could be British when your countrymen try to fake an American accent. No matter what we tell you, you guys all think we sound like Texans.

>>42421133
What ever happened to this guy? I liked what he was all about.

>>42421148
I would, really, but too many squats have left a crick in my knees so kneeling it's sort of out of the table.

>>42421837
Stannis burnt him

Jon saw it as torture and mercy-killed him.

>>42421120
>bringing gains
No thanks, i'll earn them myself

>implying Danny isn't just going to end up being more insane that the previous Mad King

>>42421860
Meh
Tyrieon is with her so she might be safe

>>42421860
>a song of ice and fire
>they're just going to make fire insane

I don't think so lad

>>42421860
Eh, as long as Varys is there to assassinate her ass when she does, she'll bring some good years of prosperity and dragons.
The island needs a new magical source, or the fucking zombies will get out of the reservation, it's either dragons or god of fire, and at least with dragons you get to arm everybody with dragonglass.

>>42421309
yee nor noofin

>>42421868
You underestimate the pottery anon

>>42421902
>Danny helps fight off the spooky Ice zombies
>gets crowned
>believes in her own hype
>it happens against

Jon Snow is obviously the one who's going to end up on the iron throne in the end because he's the only person who doesn't want to be there

>>42421120
fuck off slut. i actually wish jaime killed her

>>42421997
Nah.. Too predictable. George Martin said the ending is not going to be the one people want.

Mfw its going to be Sam or little finger on the throne at the end.

>>42422010
My guess on what he meant by that was dany getting killed in the end by either jon or some other thing because she's an awful ruler. I don't know how her character was thought of when only the books were out but I don't think he intended on everyone loving her, or if he did then that's pretty smart because the audience is unaware at how bad she is as a ruler and that's his entire message. Make everyone watching think they are on the good side or supporting and cheering for the good side when this whole time they were in the wrong.

>>42421997
Its going to be stannis, hes getting swole at the golden company atm and will make a comeback when cersei hires them. It is known.

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Pray to the Lord of Light for he shall give you competition tier tan and burn your fat

>>42422004
She'll be killed by the King of the Friendzone

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Is Drogon natty? That much progress over 6 years is kind of ridiculous.

>>42422010
Or you know that bastard that squires for Brianne?
That guy has a legitimate claim, doesn't live in the great game, and every major faction will accept him thinking he'll be a good pawn.

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>>42422093
/ourguy/

There isn't even enough space to plot out Denny going crazy.
They have to defeat sersei and the white army and they have to plot how everyone gets together to do so too.
Literally no space to start anything about Denny going crazy.

>>42422128
Nobody has to defeat Cersei AND the white army.
The plot with the zombies will be resolved because otherwise the crippled Stark has no place in the series, but there's no reason to actually resolve the political mess in the south.
The worst that can happen is they go full post-apoc, have the zombies eat the whole island, and then have the dragons/firelord/faceless/all other factions together by the power of friendship and zombies/whatever counterattack them

>>42422093
Also it's described in the books that Podrick has a huge cock

>>42422162
Denny won't bend the knee, but she WILL bend over!

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>>42421124
She really is the perfect example of why that is true.

She fucks up at every turn, only has power because she lucked into it, is constantly on the edge of going full 'burn them all' genocide and already would have if she hadn't been talked out of it multiple times.

And yet people still love her because 'muh empowered womyn'

Dany supporters are trash

>>42422224
Do you think he has enough balls to deny her the throne with all the SJW feminism going on?

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>>42422224
Dressed like a slut. I dig it!

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DONT SAY WHAT HE SAID

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>>42422321
Yeah, but if I was as good looking as him I'd dress slutty too

>>42421860
That's right!
We'll pay the iron price for our gains!

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Beware of the Champion of the manlets pits of Mireen.

>>42422034
MFW whitewalkers are the good guys and Night King claims the iron throne.

>>42422082
Dragon need to do more squats

>>42421120
She has such a great mouth. I bet she's a fantastic kisser

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>>42422883
She's good at browjobs too.

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>>42421120

i dont think so thot.

>>42422880
>wyvernlegs

>>42422082
Where the hell were her other two dragons.

>>42422903
Varys is collecting their semen

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You guys were all wanting Jamie to succeed in spearing daenerys in the latest episode right?

(Also for Bronn to hit Drogon with the ballista, and disappointed that it wasn't a kill shot)

You don't think the crazy, inbred woman using her pet monster to burn people alive, while they also get slaughtered by foreign barbarian invaders was actually the 'good guy' right?

>>42422968
Are there any 'good guys'? Varys is the closest we get, but he has the honor of a turnip.

>>42422968
>in spearing daenerys
Yes, if you know what I mean

>>42422968
stannis saved him

>>42423026
Stannis is seriously the best character. Made the sacrifices and was always out front leading his men. Only reason he died is because feminists forced it into the writing.

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>>42422997
Jon Snow is about the closest really.

>Doesn't want power but will take it when needed to defend his people. (And will probably bend the knee and give up power because it will be the only way to save lives)
>Always does what he thinks is right, even to the point of it leading to his death at the hands of men with short vision
>generally just a good, unpretentious guy who is in his position because of capability.
He has failings, but over all he's definitely a 'good guy'

Varys seems to be overall, trying to do the right thing and help people, but he still does it in underhanded and dubiously ethical ways a lot of the time.

>>42422010
little finger becomes king

changes westeros into a republic.

becomes CEO/president

GoT is shit and so is the fanbase.
Sage.

>>42423050
He's a manlet. If you wanted a manlet king, well, there's a better one waiting in the wings.
Fuck, put one on top of the other and you'll have a proper king.

>>42423013
That's Jon Snows job. She's gonna get his 'long claw'

>>42423046
>>42423026
Stannis was overall a good guy with his heart in the right place, but he was an idiot who was getting manipulated by a witch
Also it was retarded that he kept on about "muh line of succession right to the throne" when the only reason his brother was ever king was because he took it from the people who had the "right" to it

>>42423057
>Baellope

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>>42423070
The dwarf sitting on the bastards shoulders would unironically be the best government system Westeros ever had.

>>42423067
Pic related

>>42423070
I bet manlets watch the show and get little boners watching Jon in a position of power. It is a fantasy show though, so whatever.

>>42423050
Jon is the obvious correct choice, and the fatfuck author has already said that he's not going with that.
He's so fucking going to die again you just know it.

>>42423107
He is going to get his ankles chooped off, and then Sam is going to do height surgery on him. Then he will take his place on tbe iron throne.

>>42423100
>King Vincent of House Adultman, first of his name

>>42423122
Why have Sam doing the surgery when we have a bonafide mad scientist on cast, and he's already got the job making abominations out of manflesh?

>>42421309
it's funny that someone who is pretty much highborn irl plays someone who is the complete opposite in the show

>>42421120
this bitch will be bending the knee to chad snow soon enough

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What's /fit/s pick of Twenty Good Men?

>>42423230
He's Brad Snow

>>42422106
jesus i remember him looking much more jacked, now he looks dyel

How could Unsullied be good warriors when they have no test whatsoever?

>>42422010
LF gets killed this season sorry m8

>>42423289
The Rape TM has tought Sansa more things then LF's advices. He might have been removed from the show after saving the day in the BastardBowl without any value lost.

Reminder that Jorah had his Corprus cured so he's immortal now. Or wrong universe?

>>42423309
arya kills him

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Just call me Hound of house Cleanbulkane cuz I'm going to eat every fucking chicken in this room

>>42422891
GIYA: SEKANDO

>>42423325
Is he on the list?
Arya's party is a very private affair, and only the best men and women in the kingdoms are invited.
>who am I kidding, it's a free for all killfeast, come and be slauthered! Blood for the blood god, faces for the face obelisk!

>>42423344
nah sansa figures out with bran that he's fucking with her / killed ned, then arya slays him

>>42421120
>tfw doing squats without bending my knees

>>42421814
Hot implications.
House and Horns are a GOAT show and movie respectively. Seeing Harry Potter as an American is weird at first, but it grows on you.

>>42421845
Never happened

>>42423253
Is this Tony Soprano between Hercules, Conan and Sarevok?

>>42422968
yeh i wish he killed danerys

>>42422068
jorah kill her?
i dont think so. but i hope she dies soon. and i hope euron lives until the very end as he is a better bad guy

im not gonna lie I was really rooting for that dragon to get a bolt to the throat, idk i just hate how cocky danerys is because of those dragons

i mean i just hate how she always answers everything with "DURR I HAV DRAGONS!"

>>42421120
orz

>>42421120
Fuck it. I've done dumber shit for gains.

>>42422093
Podrick is not Gendry

>>42423685
Well, she HAS the equivalent of 3 wonderweapons and complete aerial superiority on every battlefield.
She's the default winner of any battle, the only way the others can get her is by politicing and somehow fucking with her dragons.

>>42423715
My bad.
How the fuck is that nobody still alive, and where is the rightful King of the Seven Kingdoms?

>>42423284
They're not good warriors. They're good soldiers.
(By the source material, they've been played up for the show for visual entertainment value)
Individually, they are actually pretty shit. Their strength comes from iron discipline, training and literally zero fear of death. That's why their primary weapons are the spear and shield, they form into an unbreakable spear/shieldwall formation and outlast the enemy.

She's the mad queen.

Last thing I remember Podracer is in Winterfell and Gendry's with some Robyn Hood style free guys. Or was that Hot Pie, another /ourguy/ ?

>>42423743
>They're not good warriors. They're good soldiers.
"Uniform" one calleth what they wear; may it not be uniform what they therewith hide!

Books are better.

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>>42423735
Gendry is still rowing

>>42421152
Imagine to be her dragon pusy slave mmmm wow!

>>42423767
Makes no sense to compare them like that.

The books are badly written power fantasy kiddie shit for obese manchildren as far as books go.
The television show is high production budget drama with decent writing. It's not bad compared to other shit on TV.

>>42423788

fucking lmao

>MUH PROSE

>>42423788
>The television show is high production budget drama with decent writing. It's not bad compared to other shit on TV.
It could be better though. Having no rivals doesn't justify not doing your best.

>>42423797
I don't think you understand the meaning of the word "prose" but I'm gonna go ahead and guess what you tried to say. I feel bad for you if you think your options are SOIAF or reading the western canon. The books are badly written even compared to run of the mill fiction like Stephen King or whatever that sells millions to a wide audience. You don't need to read Homer's Odyssey to get better writing than R.R. Martin
>>42423816
True. I'm just pointing out that the comparison of book to tv series is stupid because realistically a person doesn't pick between the two. They either feel like reading and pick among books, or feel like watching TV and pick among TV shows. The show should be compared to other works in the same medium.
>no rivals
Disagree there though. There are better shows on television than GoT. It's just among the top tier.

>>42423773
>Denny promises gains
>But the true and rightful king is doing the best cardio!
He will kill her and all her gains.

>>42423836

But they aren't.

>>42422106
that's not Podrick

>>42422093
did you guys even fucking watch the show?

>>42423788
You didn't read the books or this is bait.
The show is shit and fart jokes mixed with YASE queen.
It lost all subtext the moment DND started writing

>>42423856
Aren't what?
>>42423867
Did I say the show has better writing? It certainly doesn't.
>didn't read the books
>books
True. One was plenty.

>>42423864
>did you guys even fucking watch the show?
Ye, but mostly for the tits.
I was paying attention to the wrong plots!

>>42423875

Can't even hold a conversation, no wonder you think the books aren't written well, you can't fucking read.

>>42423875
>the books are badly written
>the show has decent writing
>did i say the show has better writing?

What did he mean by this?

>>42423881
We're short on tits this season, I recall only Missandey's when she was getting an ol' low-test lickaroo.

>>42423596
but it did

>>42423889
Hey great job taking a sentence out of context to argue a statement that was never presented.
>It's not bad compared to other shit on TV.
It has decent writing FOR A TELEVISION SHOW. I thought this was obvious to anyone reading my post as that was the entire point of my post but I guess not.
>The show should be compared to other works in the same medium.

>>42423885
Your options aren't SOIAF or the western canon?
The books aren't badly written?
The comparisons aren't stupid?
There aren't better shows on television than GoT?

And I'm the one who can't keep up a conversation when you can't be bothered to type up an entire sentence?

>>42421120
That chunky bitch cant even get fit herself. Like any monarch she lyin

>>42423901

You didn't say that.

>>42423773
Did he seriously never get off the boat? I've missed the last couple seasons

>>42423906

Yes.

>>42423920
Yes I did. I literally copied and pasted those quotes.

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>>42423891
Imagine having this chick all over you but never being able to achieve sexual satisfaction because you've got no cock

Grey Worm has the worst fate of any character in this show

>>42423932

You said it has decent writing, not decent writing for a television show, just decent writing.

>sansa sentences littlefinger to death and has someone else carry out the deed

I wonder if they don't know or don't care.

>>42421120
>what if instead of bending the knee, I will take my body (people), go to a remote corner of somewhere to avoid the gainz goblins (white walkers), and let them take you instead?

>>42423921
He's training for the second part of the show, when the white king takes control of the lands and he ends up going full Berserk on his ass.
He just needs a fuckhuge sword and a cursed armor, shouldn't be hard to find those if he's destined to be a hero.

>>42423941
>compared to other shit on TV.
These are literally the next words after the part you quoted. I know Americans struggle with ADD but come one man.

>>42423938
He still has prostate though

>>42423717
why don't they just shoot the dragons?

>>42423885
>The more she drank the more she shat

>>42423953

I'm not American but you make them look smart.

>>42423965
I'm a couple of episodes behind, they try that don't they?
Anyway, dragons have more range than ballistas. If anything else fails, they can always drop rocks from out of ballista range, or give Denny a bow.

>>42423898
it's fanfiction

in the books (actual canon) mance is captured by ramsay and jon is going to rescue him

also stannis is alive and literally /ourguy/

>>42422889
goddamn she is hot for a 31-year old

>>42423995
Don't care how good the story is, the books read like they were written by a child. First time I ever ragequit a book.

>>42423965
the icy king man is going to kill one in the last episode then he's gonna resurrect it to become his ride, and it will breath blue flames

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>>42423964

>>42422889
penis size reaction chart

>>42422082
Are all the dragons male?

>>42422093
More like what about the bull helmet dude? He just vanished in a puff of smoke despite having important lineage

>>42424031
Those are all pictures form season 1 or 2 so she's not more than 23-25

>>42421124
/thread

>>42424240
:^(

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I heard you guys are not training untamed.

>bend the knee or ill let the white walkers in
>is your pride really worth more than your people's lives
hmmmm

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>>42424623
C'mon, it's like a Bioware game, she keeps spamming this "Ben.D. Knee" line until he completes her personal quests and earns some approval points to unlock a weird-ass sex animation.

>>42423787
kek. perfect impersonation.

>>42423610

That's Paul Heyman

>>42424623
>dany acts like a hypocritical retard
>in other news, sky still blue and water still wet

>>42424708
Huh, that actually fits really well.

>>42421805
ITS PICKLE RICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>42422889

That picture basically sums up the entire character:

Chubby little womanlet waddling round with her army of literally castrated men making crazy whinge faces and slamming her chubby little fists down every time something doesn't go her way.

Is a petulant little troll lady backed up by a few thousand ball less blokes supposed to be the pinnacle of feminist achievement?

She even imports boatloads of uncivilised desert dwelling rapists to enrich the white medieval culture of westeros.

>>42425157
M E R K E L
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K
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>>42421814
ahaha this is true
the most of you just sound like texans to me
although i can tell an LA accent (very gay)
and also new york (sounds like a 30's gangster/jewish lawyer)
maybe if your a supreme redneck i will notice that but probably not

and that's it i'm sorry to tell you but you are a texan as far as i'm concerned because i simply can't tell the difference lol

>>42425194
a very large kek

>>42421814
>tfw Texan but have a new England accent because dad's family is from there.
I don't talk anymore.

>>42422082
That's not a dragon, that's a wyvern

First I liked her. Then not so much. Now I dont know if to hate her or to love her

She has a huge army and 3 fugin dragons. 3 FUCKING DRAGONS.

On the other hand she sometimes seems nice and others she just seems like a power hungry maniac, really seems the daughter of his father.
On a side note, is Jamie kill? I really dont want him to die

>>42422871
Based Belwas my man

>>42424442
if he doesn't get with the tall chick the show isn't worth watching

>>42422010
Littlefinger maybe. Sam naaaaaah.

Sansa maybe, Jon Im not so sure, Daenerys only if she alies with Jon, and Cersei has likely the least chance, she has managed to piss off almost everyone.

>>42423655
FINGER IN THE BUM

>>42425484
belwas was great and all, but seriously, still pissed they killed off barristan selmy.

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>>42425479
>is Jamie kill?
When has this show ever shied away from showing a brutal death of an important character?

If he was actually going to die, he would have been roasted by Drogon, not knocked away at the last second into the water.

>>42421309
Shit man, you're not kidding, she grew up in a castle and her father is the chieftain of Clan Leslie. She's also descended from King Charles II, and so is Kit Harington who's also a bit posh being the son of a baronet.

>>42425650
>When has this show ever shied away from showing a brutal death of an important character?
Stannis, which is why I don't think he's dead

>>42425650
It's already confirmed that Jaime isn't dead from the leaks

>>42421309
>>42425717
She is Scottish asf tho

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>>42421120

>>42425650
Plot twist maybe? Also it has been prophesized that cersei is to die strangled by her brother. Do you tyrion would be able to strangle cersei?

Who was the guy that saved jamie in the last second? Bronn or that guy Dickon?

>>42425506
He's manly af and would show her a good time, I don't get her problem. It's not like she has many options. Their kids would be gods.

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>>42422997
Euron is /fit/

>>42425935
Bronn most likely, he was just in that area.

>>42422010
George Martin isn't writing for the show so the show will have a happy ending. Books are going to be better it seems but they're never going to be finished.

>>42425969
GET YE GONE!

>>42423079
The Baratheons were the most closely related to the Targarians that had a claim.

>>42421120
George rr Martin is a hack who tries to be Tolkien but falls terrible short

>>42423965
Arrows deflected off.

The dragons are the equivalent of a modern armored Helicopter with a long range flamethrower on it. Sure you could take one down with medeival technology but it will not be easy and having three basically wins you the battles.

>>42422889
>top right
HNNNNNG

>>42426027
Bronn managed to injure Drogon with that mega ultra TOTALLY NOT LORD OF RINGS crossbow, abov the shoulder. One well placed shot and no dragon could stand that.

>>42423964
> /fit/

>>42426129
because a ballista, which has been in use since roman times or earlier, is somehow exclusive to lord of the rings?

>>42426027
Literally just need to hit that faggot with a valyrian steel arrow with poison on it. Or shoot the 100lb little girl. Fuck, if she gets hit with a rock the war is over.

>>42426129
>Hitting a flying Target with a single bolt
>Doesn't realize all AA is either flak or automatic with tracers in real life

>>42426273
Please, it was a crossbow. A big crossbow, but not ballista, or even a scorpion.

>>42426273
Did you see th hobbit? They use a similar weapon to kill a dragon. A ballista is a real weapon, yes, but it seems odd to use the exact same weapon for the exat sam purpose aganist the exact same enemie.

>>42426413
ballista, scorpion, same concept, don't be fucking autistic here.

>>42426429
Enemy*

Fuck me got distracted.

>>42426429
alright, genius, what other actual weapon that has existed would have been a better fit to kill a dragon? how about a fucking trebuchet?

no? BUT BUT HOBBIT DID IT FIRST

>>42426413
What do you think the difference is?

>>42426435
Just saying, it's a weaksauce weapon, not the marvel of engineering wonderwaffen you expect against motherfucking dragons

>>42426466
several hundred pounds of force behind a much larger arrow, versus the maybe 70-100 pounds produced by a standard bow- yeah, it's going to be much more effective.

seriously, what else would you fight a dragon with? i thought autists were at least supposed to be 'smart' in their fields of interest...

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>>42421120
I only lift for my King. Stannis of House Baratheon the First of His Name, King of the Andals and the Rhoynar and First Men, Warrior of Light, The Lord's Chosen, Azor Ahai, Son of Fire, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, and Protector of the Realm. Long may he reign!

>>42426448
Please explain me how to hit a FLYING DRAGON with a slow as trebuchet. You would be burned before you could even load it.

Also I wasnt hating on Got for doing that, I just pointed out that the hobbit did it first, why are you so damm salty?

>>42426509
Bronn is a fucking Mary Sue. That's the only explanation.

>>42426509
that's my point dumbass.

find another actual weapon they could've used other than a ballista/crossbow/scorpion/whatever the fuck you want to call it.

THERE ISN'T ONE, so why the fuck would you complain about 'hurp durp hobbit did it first'?

are you going to complain that the hobbit ripped off using metal shields to defend against arrows, because some other older movie had them do the same thing?

>>42426493
The message that should get thru is that the author himself is setting them up for failure.
It wouldn't be the first time in the series he pulls this kind of shit, he has the character feel like geniuses until their cunning plan... fails.
>Since you asked: unless something even better than the crossbow comes up, the only way to defeat the dragons is to assassinate their handler.

>>42426504
Yeah sandor clegane is the lords chosen

>>42423938
he has a dick, just no testicles

>WhatIsCastration.jpg

>>42426539
I liked him, he is like a more relaxed version of euron.

>>42426559
I just said they did it first, not complaining. Jesus christ you are getting butthurt over nothing, what the fuck is wrong with you?

Fuck yes they could come up with something different, but if they didnt, that just fine, nobody cares, I just noted that its a similar situation to that in the hobbit

Also, >>42426413 this guy is not me, dont give me his shit for what he aid, go reply to him.

>>42426584

hol up

Sandor clegane is Azor Ahai?

>>42426587
I can't remember and cba to look it up but I'm guessing he was castrated very early in life
Which means he is both low test (therefore unlikely to be able to get an erection) and the owner of a babydick

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>>42422082
>went from a wyvern to a dragon

>>42426608
oh fuck thats right

Does it work like that?

>Being born without a 15 inch slong
>Being chad

pick one

>>42426587
they actually covered this, pretty sure they removed all of it. (same with varys)

>>42425969
Euron "Spike the Dyke" Greyjoy
Euron "Butch Butcherer" Greyjoy
Euron "Feeds Lesbos asbestos" Greyjoy

>>42426621
what? it has 2 hind legs, and the two front 'legs' form the leading edge of the wing in both scenes

>>42426631
then how doe he pee

>>42426602
Think about it. Everyone uses fire against him and it still doesn't matter. He's also been resurrected and had visions of the night King.

>>42426664
same way women do

>>42426670
>Everyone uses fire against him and it still doesn't matter

His face is burned yo.

Also, i dont remember, when was he resurrected?

It fits his story though.

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>>42421805
Rick and Morty is the most leddit show in existence

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>>42423995
>he believes the pink letter

>>42426706
This explains better

https://winteriscoming.net/2017/07/21/game-of-thrones-theory-is-the-hound-the-true-prince-that-was-promised/

>>42421860
considering Aerys was a breddy cool dude well into his adulthood, she's on track to become batshit insane
>>42423921
He'll show up in the end and defeat the army of the dead with his superhuman traps and horizontal pulling power

>>42426706
He was resurrected in the books but not in the show.

>>42426788
He died multiple times in the care of the septon after his fight with brienne. The books are literally forgotten at this point.

I miss ramsey, I hope they bring him back :(

>>42423995
>muh books
why bother, fatass will never finish them, the show will be the only canon you have

>>42426856
>the show will be the only canon you have
*Flex a 'cep
I got 2 blood of my blood

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>>42421120
Game of Thrones is a soap oprea for normies and redditors

God damn this board is garbage as of late, over 200 replies on a thread that belongs on /tv/ because OP said le gains

Why are Bran and Arya so autistic now?

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>ywn reach Dickon Tarly-mode

The hound is not Azor Ahai reborn. He has no Dayne blood in him. Dayne is the house of Azor Ahai. Both Jon and Danny have Dayne blood.

>>42427002
Oh so that's why his head seem to look small in armor.

>>42424149
they're gender fluid

>>42425432
nope, wyverns dont breath fire in asoiaf

>>42422128
they'll just have a quick episode with them saying she's going cray, even though they're shit advisors and she did some pretty pragmatic shit, but the writers are hacks who need to inject artificial drama that wasnt earned......someone maybe will betray her, or good guy jorah will come back and make her do the right thing

>>42425630
they needed her to go full retard strategy wise, and with selmy it couldnt happen

>>42423079
well that's because the writers hated him and intentionally ruined his characters.
also baratheons would have the best claim to the throne once no targs are in westeros, since Robert's granny was a targ

>>42426129
yeah because Dany is retarded and literally charged him head on going straight
if she went around him and let him lose a bolt she could just crisp him.
or yaknow....use all 3 dragons at the same time

>>42423836
they're not badly written, they're not high prose, but they're fine.
what he lacks in prose he makes up for in everything else
>True. I'm just pointing out that the comparison of book to tv series is stupid because realistically a person doesn't pick between the two.
I get that, but I dont agree.
the criticism that people have towards the show are in fact born from the books, but are suggestions that would make GoT an objectively better show.
time and time again the writers decide to cop out or leave plot holes, and it's even worse seeing that they dont even have to come up with good writing, because they had the books, and instead willingly chose to change it worse

>>42426587
newp. they didnt say anything so book canon is considered canon.
the astapori cut their dick off so they dont even get the temptation of sticking it into something

>>42424442
fucking KEK

>>42427002
>Dickon
>laughingbron.jpeg

>>42426809
that wasnt mentioned or even close to implied

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>Untrained raider Horses charging a spear line
REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>42422889
>>42422883
Reminder that, according to hte novels, she was 13 when >>42422224 happened
And fuck HBO for being pussies about it, by which I don't mean they should have gotten a 13 yo naked because that's impossible, but they could have easily found a 18-19 yo actress who looked reasonably younger and kept Dany's TV age closer to the source material

>Stannis is still dead
God this show is shit

>>42427064
Dany will never wield a flaming sword. Watch the fucking preview.

>>42427253
No , but she will die to ignite a new one.

>>42427229
Pretty much everyone was aged up.
Jon was also around 14 when he first joined the watch, IIRC.

>>42427201
>untrained
They literally fight from the moment they can wield a blade and ride a horse.

>>42427300

I've read some p good theories that their year is much much longer than ours

>>42427357
Just the fact that winter is a big deal lends credibility to the long year theory.

>>42427333
I meant the horses.
A horse will not charge a spear formation unless it's been extensively trained to do so, because horses aren't retards. It's how Marshal Ney royally fucked Napoleon's Cavalry at Waterloo
I can't imagine horses used by raiders will have had that training.

>>42427493
The are the Mongols,Parthians,Scythians of ASOIAF.

>>42426587
Root and stem!

>>42427201
The dragon broke the line. Otherwise they'd have been slaughtered. They're unarmoured with slashing weapons, they should lose easily to plate armour.

>>42427532
Not in the show.
As far as the show's concerned, they just attack relatively defenceless people and steal/rape all their shit.
They're certainly good at fighting they're own people, but a horse needs training to charge home a spear.
It doesn't hurt that those horsemen you listed would historically usually be armoured themselves, attacking other horsesmen to aid the rest of their army's maneuvers, being uses as hit and run, or flanking the enemy.

>>42427493
They probably wont run through fire either.

>>42427588
They had a dragon with them, you dumb swine. Dan and Dave are not good at chronograph battles. In realty the Dothraki would you horse archers extensively.

>>42427659
I'm not denying that they used holes in the formation to charge through. It was a surprisingly good move for Dabid and co, and a sensible way to make a force that would get raped by any organised army with armour to have a chance.
What's triggering my autism is that they also showed charges going home against spears.

>>42427686
i'm sure the dothraki horde, a world-wide feared force that has existed since before westeros, has never trained their horses, which they value above all else, to charge against an opponent in a line with spears...

fuck man, autists are supposed to be smart.

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>>42426509
Wow, you do not get sarcasm at all, do you? It couldn't have been more obivious, time to get out there a little eh?

>>42422997
The Mountain

>>42423340
>house cleanbulkane
His brother is so far from natty, though. Next level roof rage too.

>>42427718
In the show, which is what's being discussed, they're just Raiders that attack targets of opportunity and almost never fight organised resistance that would have spear formations.
Given the amount of time and effort it takes, given they're independent enough that they wouldn't have grooms to do the training for them, and given they would lose horses pretty quickly due to their complete lack of armour, why the fuck would they train them against a formation that they would do all they could to avoid?
Can you cool your fanboyism for a second and read what's being posted?

>>42427741
English is not my native language, makes it hard to get sometimes.

>>42427776
robert baratheon himself stated, first season, that the dothraki, especially in an open field, would fuck over any idiot who tried to fight them in that environment, basically all but saying 'lol yeah, they know how to fuck up some standard battle lines'.

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>>42427718
>love their horses above all else
>train them in a maneuver that will have massive casualties among their horses
>against a formation that even trained horses only break with armour, or by their riders using their dying horses as living missiles to break the formation enough for their friends to drive a wedge through

>>42427776
Like that anon said. The only reason Westeros was safe was because of the narrow sea and there walls and castle. On the battlefield Dothraki destroys.

>>42423448
Whats the deal with the dagger? Why give it? I know it belonged to Tyrion.

>>42427800
That only makes things worse

>>42421120
Cant wait till she dies shes somehow more annoying than arya

>>42427800
>>42427829
Given that the first season had vastly superior writing, I assume Robert was taking into account their Mongol style of fighting, which would be devastating in King's landing. Not charging blindly into spears, or letting armoured knights fuck them up.
It would get less and less effective the further north they got, but that wouldn't do the lands that people actually care about any good.

>>42427866
Yes no doubt ,Dan and Dave story is filled with plot holes. That is why you should not take it seriously , enjoy the show but don't look to deep into shit.

>>42422106
>>42422093
Youre forgetting his sexual prowess

>>42427718
Why would they? They primarily fight similarly armed/armored people. They've never fought against an armored line before. I'm reasonably sure someone even points this out the first time dragon tits get a Dothraki army.

>>42427902
No, Anon.
Someone is wrong on the internet

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>>42422891
Nanimosuruna, Luffy!

>>42427718
>shirtless savages who howl and hoot properly can take down a line of fully armored disciplined mounted knights
t. dabid

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>>42428068
>tfw you will never shoot a sex scene with naked Carice van Houten grinding on top of you
What am I even doing with my life?

>>42426601
>I liked him, he is like a more relaxed version of euron.

Bronn is a likeable guy. But the amount of shit he's gotten away with is inexcusable. He's basically become a plot-armor powered self insert for neckbearded fans. He should be dead 4 times over already.

>>42426998
Arya is fine, but Bran has left humanity behind, he is Dr. Manhattan mode now.

>>42421267
I am ruski and have to turn subtitles on to understand their shitty accents. Only show I need subtitles for reeee

>>42428635
Mongols, Parthians etc managed just fine

They weren't knights either they were just disorganized men at arms who were hugely outnumbered and probably pooing their small clothes over the dragons

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>>42428686
Carice van Houten w/o makeup

>>42421860
I hope she gets killed soon, was really hoping Jamie would impale that cunt. Hate how this show turned into feminazi fest. All guys ether cripple, dickless and weak, or have no power.

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>>42429098
>Mongols, Parthians etc managed just fine
They almost never fought people directly at all.
They used archers, harassed enemy logistics, forced enemy armies on long and pointless marches where they could be cut off, attacked enemies already dealing with internal problems, etc.

The mongol heydey was also in the 13th century and never went into Europe proper, while GoT is based around the War of the Roses era.
The difference in their quality of arms was astronomical, see pic related.

>>42421120

Jorah is /ourguy/ right /fit/.

The beta loser who is obsessed with the girl he can never get. Sound familiar?

>>42429235
Maybe the dothraki just had arakhs that were of a higher quality than the kind of armour westerosi men at arms are outfitted with

The lannister armies are fucking badass though

>>42427833
Needle is good steel, but the dagger is dragon-forged steel.
Arya will end up fighting white walkers, maybe an epic showdown with the white king? or she'll pass the dagger on, anyway Bran is a seer, if he's giving the dagger to someone, it means that at least the dagger itself still has a role to fulfill.

>>42421124
3 huge contenders.

2 are woman driven mad by their lineage and abuse their power

1 is a man who just wants to be left alone and kicks out any woman who pisses him off.


Yea this show is perfect man.

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>>42429316

>>42429178
what's the problem? alot of butter faces look worse without makeup. with her hair down and a the glasses tossed aside she would look pretty nice (in a sexy librarian kind of way). she has a rocking body afterall

>>42428967
Is that couting the 2 times he should be dead within the last episode?

1. A dragon was literally in front of him after he fired the crossbow.
2. Pushed jamie out of the way when Jamie was about to be burned

>>42423125
I'm here to do a feudalism!

>>42421209
thas rite!

>>42422968
I can't believe area dies next week. pretty sad that little finger poisons her.

>>42423340
my sides

>>42421875
Ice and fire is Jon ya dingus. Starks are too cold, targareans are too hot. Jon is juuuuuust right.

>>42422968
Dany won't die this season. Jaime might die in the finale but I doubt it, he would need a full redemption (I.e. killing his slut sister or saving tyrion's life). Bron will never die, he's too good at not dying.

Drogon coulda died but it was unlikely. If it were one of the other dragons they'd be dead for sure. Course then dany would have gone full targerean and burned King's landing, which wouldn't happen this early in the season.

>>42423773
His lat gains are gonna be off the fucking hook m8

>>42421194

the actors are british, though

>>42421194
the actors are british, though

>>42428967
Bronn isn't a mary sue, he has basically nothing to do with the main plot and his only special talent is not dying

>>42423655
Euron got scared shitless and GTFO back to the iron islands on the finale when he sees the wight jon brought to kings landing as proof to rally the southern lords against the white walkers

>"Tell me, bastard, can they swim?"
>"no"
>"Right, i'm going back to pyke then."

>>42421124
Yep this

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>>42421120

Serious question: I stopped watching after Dr. Bashir was killed. Should I bother catching up with this show?

>>42422968
I would've been 1000% MAD if he died.
And fuck tyrion.

>>42421120
I'll bend the knee if you let me kiss yo pussy while I'm down there

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>>42421120

>>42432040
No, it's a soap opera for redditors

>>42429178
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>42429178
Would still do.

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>>42426717
fuck off man, that shits legit. That and game of thrones get me through shitty weeks.

>>42427108
I really wanted to believe it was because of those massive pauldrons.

>now having conflicting thoughts over those beautiful deltoids and that meaty neck
>oh my

>>42422889
Is there any good fanfiction of Daenarys Targaryen getting raped by someone other than Khal Drogo? She needs a good dicking desu.

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>>42421120
>MUUUUUUHHHH DRAGOOOOOOOOOONS

>>42434789
>She needs a good dicking desu.
Now that I think of it she didn't got laid since she left Essos, maybe that's why she goes tsundere on Jon.

>>42431756
TWO OF THEM ARE DANISH DADGUMMIT