Anyone else /shit genetics/ crew?

>>42419871
5'10" is short but still above average
Lift weights and eat, idiot
Do upper body and eat, idiot
Speech therapy
Slay young poon
Wear contacts
Slay young poon
Don't be such a fucking lazy piece of shit

God you are dumb, and blaming it on genetics is fat tier sad. Sage

>>42419871
fucc she's hot

>college drop out
>muh genetics

Eat shit and die

>>42420862
>Cognition skills aren't related to genes

?????

>>42419871
>5'0
>speech impediment
>weird shaped hips
>chubby
>acne
>boring
>not chubby enough for guys who like chubs, not skinny enough for guys who like thin girls, not pale enough for guys who like pale girls, not tan enough for guys who like tan girls

why don't I kms yet /fit/

>>42421041
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>>42421041
for your height and speech impediment, they're not really something you can change except with speech practice and wearing heels if you want to be taller that is, if you want to be shorter, do deadlifts

I can't really help you because idk what you mean by weirdly shaped hips, but if you mean hip dips/ not wide enough try hip widening yoga, do each of these positions for 3 minutes, 3 times a day
http://www.prevention.com/fitness/12-yoga-poses-to-open-your-hips

for hip dips just do hip abductors and outer thigh exercises

http://www.healthline.com/health/how-to-get-rid-of-hip-dips

chubby, you could corset to get more curvage, find a good ass and thigh workout, and do arm exercises along with finding a good estro increasing diet, but limit calories, you'll lose fat from places you don't want it but keep curves

boring, find a good job and find interests you like

stop caring about what guys like and focus on what YOU want, if he is willing to reject you over ~standards~ he's not worth it, but if you are doing it for yourself, then use bleaching cream, or make a coconut oil, tumeric, lemon, honey and rice powder for skin whitening
http://www.skindiseaseremedies.com/coconut-oil-for-skin-whitening/
which can also help fade acne, don't use way too much product, wash twice a day, use witch hazel as toner and for zits, and do an acne mask once a week

>>42419909
>5'10" is short but still above average
>short but still above average
Maybe the best /fit/ quote ever

>>42419871
>college dropout
>genetics

You're a sad sack of shit OP

>>42421041
Everything here except for height and speech impediment can be fixed with diet and exercise. Height is pure MUH DICK, though. Love me some short girls. Speech impediment can be fixed with speech therapy as that other anon keeps pointing out.

>5'7
>~16cm/6.3 inches dick

My height doesnt bother me really, in fact, i even like it. It doesnt get in the way since good face genetics. But the size of my dick gets in my head some times. I dont know if it is because of the point of view that is in first person, but some times i think that it is small.

>>42419909
>short but still above average

Look at those mental gymnastics

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>gyno

>>42422182
that's average size, but would be favorably out of proportion to your frame

>inb4 people start losing their shit over 6" being average

>>42422178
you don't understand, where I'm from 5'0 is average, I am not short enough for guys who like short girls here, short here is define as 4'9 and lower

>>42422182
>6'
>6.75x5 inch dick
>statistically bigger than 96.77% of guys
>still looks tiny to me

I think men are just doomed to think they have tiny cocks.

>>42422228
Well, here in the States, men get accused of being pedophiles for being into chicks as short as you.

>>42422239
no they get accused of being pedos if they like underdeveloped bodies

>>42422182
>5'4
>7.25x5.5
Literally though I was below average until I was like 20 because I didn't know how to measure. Every girl I fucked wouldn't stfu about my ENORMOUS COCK OMG and I actually started to get annoyed because I thought they were just being ingratiating (like when your mom tells you how handsome you are, except more insincere). Eventually told a girl to cut it out and stop bullshitting me, and she legit just went into the drawer and grabbed a ruler. I had no idea you were supposed to measure from the side.

>>42422229
This is pretty accurate; I don't think it's because of porn which is what everyone blames, but more because of your perspective (and for anyone who isn't a faggot, a lack of seeing other dude's dicks to compare)

>>42422229
girl here, most girls really dont care, find something better to care about

>>42422294
you are absolutely not supposed to measure from the side, always measure from the top. you just look ENORMOUS OMG because you're 5'4.

>>42422327
>girl here, most girls really dont care
We know. We obsess over it anyway, it can't be helped. It comes with being a male. Deal with it.

>>42422335
>you are absolutely not supposed to measure from the side
Yea, you are

>>42422348
Nope, top.

https://calcsd.bitballoon.com/measuring

>>42419871
>virgin
>college dropout
>120lbs
>lisp

None of these are from genetics you pathetic defeatist.

>>42422327
>girl here, most girls don't care about looks. a little muscle is nice, just not too much

>>42422344
so you want a big dick to impress other guys? ok then

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>>42422335
>you are absolutely not supposed to measure from the side
Ruler on the side, 90 degree angle, push into pubic bone. That's how everyone does it measuring for condoms and it works perfectly.

>>42422350
http://www.penissizes.org/how-to-measure-penis-size

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>>42419871
>5'8
>chubby
>glasses
>4'5 inch dick
>virgin
>college dropout
>lives in a shitty third world country

I want to fucking die

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>>42419871

7 of 8 of these things can be changed and does nothing have to do with genes.

You are just a lazy NEET. You blame your genes like a fat women for your low-tier life as an excuse you lazy ass faggot

>>42422357
they do, but most dont care as much as you think, no one really cares as long as if you don't look like a girl with your shirt off or jabba the hutt or a meathead

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>>42422335
>>42422368
>>42422350
It's the same measurement as long as you press it into your pelvic bone you fucking morons

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>>42422368
Yours even says along the top, you mong

>>42422371
are you asian or something

>>42422294
listen man. i know its hard to pass up a free inch or two but women aren't exactly post-docs when it comes to dick measuring. go with the studies' method of measurement. don't feel bad, luckily enough, u have girth, which is what they feel the most anyway. you don't have to lie to yourself about your length.

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>>42422350
>5.4 """average""" length
yea that's accurate lmao, nice try dicklet

>>42419909
women don't care about you being "above average" they think the "average" is the tallest 5%

>>42419871
I was blessed with great genes. Then I became a college drop out degenerate, got cucked. Now its time to pull my fucking life together because it's pathetic the opportunity I have wasted. I almost wish I can blame it on my genes, but I know my genes are awesome and I'm actually just a piece of shit.

>>42422382
as in, you measure the side along the top of your dick instead of laying the ruler flat along the top. it's the same measurement as long as you bone press - why would moving the ruler down half an inch make your dick longer?

>>42422382
>press into fat against pubic bone
What why??
You won't need a condom there, it's literally just ego boosting length kek.

Also why does everyone measure LENGTH for condoms????
The only thing that matters is girth, almost all of them are long enough anyway and it will be completely useless if you don't have the right girth??

Eat poo

>>42422380
if u measured urself with no prior knowledge, would you actually think a bone pressed measurement would be better? of course not.

>>42422412
>press into fat against pubic bone
>What why??
to try to more accurately compare fatties and humans. fatties might have a 2 inch thick wall of fat where the ruler starts

>>42422412
Because fat surrounds your dick, so by pressing in to the bone, you find out how long your dick really is without the fat. Otherwise, fat guys with their dick inside their bodies would be screwing with the data.

I love how this thread turned into a debate on the proper way to measure ones dick

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>>42422400
>I was blessed with great genes

So you're 6'5 250 lbs 5% bf and 10/10 face? Because if you're not you're considered "meh" and might as well kys/become gay/quit.

>>42422410
because your pelvis curves at the location your penis is attached to. would measuring from your gooch give you a higher measurement?

>>42419871
Memes aside, 5"10 isn't exactly short, unless you're Dutch/Scandinavian or descended from their diasporas in the Anglosphere.

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>>42422448
ok I guess im blessed with meh genes. Doesnt really change anything

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>>42422448

>>42422448
>that graph
Just shows that attractiveness has a lot to do with charisma for women.

>>42422493
"Charismatic" guys are tools to be used, and get cucked by chad.

>>42422460
Sure, but that's a ridiculous exaggeration when you're comparing a paltry amount of distance. I doubt the guy was talking about measuring from below his balls. What more likely happened was he wasn't bone pressing, and putting the ruler on the side gave him a more accurate measurement because you don't have as much fat there. Might be a bit longer depending on where he put it but it's not like moving the ruler across your dick is gonna give you an extra two inches like this fucking moron is arguing >>42422386

I mean, you can just take your dick out and measure yourself instead of arguing. Bone pressed over the top should be pretty close to a measurement along the side

>>42422384

What gave it away? Height or dick size or glasses?

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>>42422448
>most attractive
>0%

So I guess we really won't ever make it.

>>42422559
dont worry, all it really means is mean message almost every woman , while women are really reserved about who they message

>>42422559
Nah, dating websites are retarded. I've fucked a few women who openly admitted they weren't really attracted to me when we met but wanted to bone anyways after a while for whatever reason. Just learn to cook or something, that shit gets panties wet for some reason

>>42419871
>6'0
>57kg
>hips are 2cm larger than shoulders
>look like a underdeveloped kid
>19yo but i still needs my id to buy alcohol
It could be worse, i guess

>>42420977
>muh genes forced me to browse 4chan and sit in my room all day

>>42419871

honestly this is the average sort of girl i wish i had been having one night stands with in college

nothing really noteworthy about her but it would be a good night of feeling like you're normal. i'd almost rather bang her than someone objectively prettier because at that point you're like "ok you're banging me but you're out of my league, what's your angle"

with this girl you're like "ok shes just horny like me, we're both average. cool"

anyway whats this thread about?

>>42422448
>>42422492

Interesting. Now show us the men rating men charts.

6.1 almost 6.2
230lbs
Fucking 46 inch ribcage
Slight lisp
18 look age
Contacts
Does handjob count as lost virginity
Highschool dropout

Genes are alright except some weird mental shit

>>42422618
didn't you read the whole thing? It has the men's charts on there

>>42422585
>who openly admit they weren't really attracted to m

I had the same thing happen to me. I was fucking a girl from OKcupid for about a month or so and someone how she let it slip that she didn't think my face was attractive, but she thought it was attractive that I didn't let it hold me back.

The attractiveness of my facial structure has always been rather bizarre. I've always considered myself quite average, but some people consider me very attractive. In middle school I even had a fan club amongst the girls. My social anxiety always gets the better of me though.

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>>42422618
they would be exactly the same lmfao

>>42420977
>mental cognition is the only relevant factor to college dropout rate
spotted the college dropout

>>42422618
Are you implying gay guys would be just as shallow? Cause gay guys are notoriously promiscious. You're retarded.

>>42422656
I dont know where you found that implication in what he said...

>>42422656
found the fag

>>42422669
Because he literally asked how do guys rate guys?

>>42422680
found the orbiter

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>>42422637
I remember flirting with a qt lanklet redhead last semester who was in my study group for one of my classes (I'm 5'3, she was at least half a foot taller than me). I felt like we were kinda hitting it off, so after a couple weeks I asked her out for drinks; had a nice night, fucking amazing sex since she was batshit insane and kinky. Fucked her a few times but unfortunately she was transferring for spring so we didn't bother starting a relationship. Anyways, one night when we were just giving each other shit she told me that she didn't really think anything of me in class, but thought it was "hot" that I had the balls to ask her out and for some reason that was a major turn on. Always found that amusing, although I think it's a lot more common for girls to give dudes a shot than incels on here would believe.

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>>42422698
>she was at least half a foot taller than me

>>42422698
I've had 9 girls during middle and high school tell me that they used to have a crush on me. In none of the cases did I ever see any signs, even looking back after the fact. I think I'm destined to be a social retard. I've got a qt3.14 that I'm engaged to, so I guess it all worked out.

>192cm
>17cm benis
>dirty blond hair
>blue eyes
it's the best when I go to non-white majority countries, people look at me like im some sort of god.

>>42422394
you've been memed to oblivion friend

>>42422760
How's the weather down there?

>>42422733
>things that never happened

>>42422766
I wish they had. I could have been a Chad.

>>42422772
wish they hadn't*

>>42419871
Mate I'm 5'6 and regularly have sex (always with womanlets), you should undoubtedly kys

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>>42422777
you have sex. But will you have kids? I mean your own kids

>>42422782
Lmao well I hope so one day, just gotta hope my son doesnt come out looking like the milkman

>>42422782
>legitimized cuckoldry

this is where at least 70% of /fit/ is heading to, so many guys here are oblivious to how little women think of them

>>42422782
>seriously considering walking out on here
Looks like he did learn desu, fuck that cunt

>>42422810
he should be grateful that she married him in the first place. Of course no one's gonna want kids with 5'4 (approaching midget territory) guy. If I were him I wouldnt impregnate girl myself because I wouldnt want my kids to suffer manlet fate. He should just accept it

>>42422683
>>42422656
I didn't read the whole thing. Now I have. Also,
>implying I was implying


Men are truly based.

>>42422656
You being the exception.

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>>42422841
>If I were him I wouldnt impregnate girl myself because I wouldnt want my kids to suffer manlet fate
Spending too much time on 4chan there buddy

>>42422859
im not talking about 5'10. That dude is 5'4. Would you want your son to be 5'4? Height of a 12yo girl?

>>42422879
yea dude, taking memes way too fucking seriously at this point. hope you grow up one day bro

>>42422879
There's no difference between 5'10 and 5'4

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>>42422879
>you can't ever have children unless you're 100% sure your son will be absolutely perfect
How underage are you? I usually don't take this shit seriously but this is probably the most pathetic and sad post I've read on here in a while. I sincerely hope no one is unfortunate enough to have a fuckup faggot like you as a father

You're just week mentally. My frame sucks, I also have pectus, I'm barely taller than you at 6'0", I started at a lower weight than you and yet skinnyfat after following a destructive diet and yet now I look good enough to attract comments.

So accept it's just you being a weakling mentally. Because I can tell you even with absolute shit genetics like mine you can make it in the eyes of the nonlifting population.

>>42422945
Why the fuck would anyone in their right mind have genetically inferior kids? So they will be bullied and frustrated like we have? It's a fact that unless you're in the top 7% of men you're ugly.

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>>42422969
>unironically using a phrase like "genetically inferior"

>>42423002
>all genes are the same

>>42423027
>>42422841
Guess you're gonna take a trip with your wife down to the sperm bank and pick only the most genetically gifted sperm from the most genetically perfect men then right? Might be kind of difficult considering our understanding of the human genome is still extremely limited and our knowledge of critical markers like anything relating to the immune system is only rudimentary, but hey you sound like an expert in the field. Fucking incel cucks, stop spending all day on /fit/ and try actually talking to another human

>>42423042
>coping this desperately

>>42423049
>not taking your own advice and inseminating your wife with the perfect male sperm

>>42423042
no, im 5'11. That's not the perfect height but my son won't get bullied and looked down (pun intended) because he won't be 5'4. So as for me, I see no reason to get a sperm donor for my future children

>>42423071
i hope your child is 5'4"
implying there's someone out there that's willing to have sex with you

>>42423071
>he won't be 5'4
No guarantee of that, cuck. Your son might also have a severe birth defect, a genetic disease, a microdick, early onset alzheimers, or a million other factors that could fuck him over or even kill him. My advice is that you shouldn't have children unless you're positive that your son will be completely flawless and free from any adversity in life

>>42423086
lol, you must be really short to get so triggered by my posts so much

>>42423099
if my son would born with defects like you said I would accept him the way he is. I would prefer it if my son wasnt a manlet, but that doesnt mean I would kill my son if he was 5'4

>>42423118
i wasnt the person who was replying to you all those other times but im 5'11"

>>42423118
also, people nowadays give their kid HGH at infancy so they dont end up short

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>>42422643
He might legit be something like 85 iq. It happens. Some people are just not gifted at all intelectually to be succesful at anything. High in neuroticism, low in Conscientiousness, openness, extraversion and agreeableness person with low intelligence is basically fucked. He will not succeed at anything. Thats a rare occurence, but it happens.

>>42421041
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>>42422782
jesus christ you can tell this man is fucktard going to reddit for advice instead of talking to his wife and also for pretending to be asleep ffs.

His kids will most likely roll way higher on height check due to regression to the mean. + if it really bothered them they could look into meme diets and exercises to get that extra inch!

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>>42424012
>!

>>42422368
>push into pubic bone.
No way, that's cheating

>>42422969
just because you were bullied it doesnt mean most kids are
bullying is never about genetics anyway since the biggest bullies are always manlets. they just pick on someone who let it

for the sake of humanity please dont reproduce but its not like you have a chance honestly

Why do incels constantly swing between "only 0.5% of men get laid look at this anonymous post I found on reddit" and then a few posts later they start to talk about their future children and genes

>>42421184
>>42422188

I'm 6'0" average looking, with no game.
I have a friend who is 5'10", slightly more attractive, and has game.

You want to guess which one has had sex with 4 girls, and which one is ~30
I would trade 2 inches for facial gains any day.

>>42419909
>5'10" is short
Stop spreading this meme.

>>42424305
I'm 5'10 and live in France. I can assure you that even in this manlet conutry, 5'10 is short as shit among the youngest generations.

>>42424362
confirmation bias

>>42424397
No idea what that means.

>>42419871
Just go trap. You hit the jackpot.

> /excuses general/

>>42424305
it is short you nigger. Maybe it isn't if you compare yourself to average 30+ yo man or chinks/shitskins, but like 90% of teenagers and young adults nowadays are 6'+

>Slim/skinny frame
>look like some kind of predatory animal most of the time
>weird smile so I dont smile often which makes me seem like a sulky bitch
>shit strength, lifting for a year and my totals are 130kg DL, 75kg squat, 65kg bench and 50kg OHP
>am so inflexible I can hardly lift a leg straight up off the ground, like, at all

>>42419871
>>5'10
not kys bad
>>120lbs
eat more
>>weak frame
lift more
>>lisp
train it
>>get mistaken for being 15 when i'm 23
fuck 16yo
>>glasses
get contacts
>>virgin
get a gf
>>college dropout
learn harder

stop being a betafag

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>>42425357
>90% of teenagers and young adults nowadays are 6'+
Are you stupid?

>>42427012
He may be stupid, but he's also right.

>>42421167
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

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>>42421167
>stop caring about what guys like and focus on what YOU want

Blupil.

>>42419871
how the fuck are you 120 pounds

>>42419871
>eat healthy as fuck
>still high cholesterol

Even the doctor WTFs at it. I'm taking a ton of supplements to raise my HDL just to balance out all that chicken breast, vegetables, and avacados. I'd kill for a fucking piece of cheese.

>5ft 3in
>6in long and 5in round benis
>pale but red
>redish blonde hair
>glasses

Least I've had sex a hand full of times and have money or I prob would of offs myself

>>42428619
>"eating ""healthy"" as fuck"
>meat included in diet

LMFAO choose one fag

>>42428886
How else am I supposed to get protein while avoiding high carbs nigger tits

>>42419871
>tfw no hair on chests/face until 25 mode
>literally turn 27 rapidly balding
>grow full chest/facial hair within 1.5 years
>dick grew an inch? second puberty ftw
>enter Jason Statham mode
>
>eventually burn out, alcoholic & dope fiend
>final form Hunter S. Thompon mode (by 40ish)

>>42421041
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>>42428916
Today so far I've eaten 1100 calories and consumed ~50g of protein without even trying.
Literally all protein is produced by plants, animals eat that protein and then you eat the animals. Cut the middle man out.
Read up, homie; so you don't get a heart attack.

>>42419871
who this valkyrie princess.?

>>42428937
How did you activate that second puberty senpai?

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>>42419871
>6'4 but asian so it doesnt look good
>look older at 22 than my mom did at 30
>former anorexic
>intense anxiety
>ocd
>vision worsening faster than any of my relatives
>back problems
>not straight
>cant make gains to save my life

Still have a good job and a gf that loves me, never give up