Sexual Health Thread

lost my vcard to an escord when i was 14. done it 12 times more since then, now im 23. 5'5" manlet, 4" dick, will never have gf. no regrets. in my circle of friends it is prety normal to go for escorts when gfs is impossible, wouldnt wanna get blue balls.

26 virgin actually starting to feel that never having sex is having significantly negative effects on my body/mind

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>>42417454
i was thinking of getting an escort myself don't want a girlfriend to much of a loner.

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>>42417304
>sex is basic biological need

>>42417304
>wasting money for escort
Just get a gf what the fuck

>>42417454
>lost my vcard to an escord when i was 14
Where do you live that escorts would accept underage johns?

Just masturbate every now and then, preferably to hentai manga and not 3D (((porn))).

Question for this thread: Iam in an LTR for 2 years now , sex has been great and consistent up until like 2 months ago. We have sex maybe 1-2 times a week when it used to be 5-6. Ever time I intiate its rejected by "too tired" "I stink" or "I don't feel good" or stress from work makes her anxious. It's getting increasingly frustrating and I don't know if I became to available to her where I need to start doing things on my own while forgetting to make plans with her. She's still emotionally receptive , tells me everyday she's on cloud 9 in love with me but the sex is becoming sparse. starting to feel more like a friend than a lover.

Where do I go lads? Do I dread game her and just start doing shit on my own? Or should I communicate this that I need more sex or else ultimatum ?

>>42417552
What do you think is gonna happen if you get married and have kids? Tell her you need sex even if she just fucking lays there. If not, tell her you would like to continue being friends but you need a romantic partner.

>t.virgin

>>42417552
Look for pussy somewhere else. When u get caught put the blame on her. Gg no re

>>42417497
Well, it destroys any sort of confidence and feelings of self-worth, that's for sure. It also makes you extremely uncomfortable around women.

I pretty much don't regard women as people these days. They're aliens to me.

How can you love yourself when no women ever has.

I also have phimosis, which makes the situation even worse.

t. 26 yo kv.

>>42417533
brazil. got tested for stds recently, surprisingly im clean.

>>42417304

honestly this is the average sort of girl i wish i had been having one night stands with in college

nothing really noteworthy about her but it would be a good night of feeling like you're normal. i'd almost rather bang her than someone objectively prettier because at that point you're like "ok you're banging me but you're out of my league, what's your angle"

with this girl you're like "ok shes just horny like me, we're both average. cool"

anyway whats this thread about?

>>42417710
>tessa
>average

:|

So I have had phimosis since young, but by stretching when I fap I have managed to loosen my foreskin enough to fully retract.Problem is it squeezes the head and hinders cumming a lot. Now my girl doesnt mind it a lot since I can go on for hours (thanks cardio) but I do.We've had sex 5 times now and I still havent cum with her,and frankly I'm getting pissed off.Will it fix itself if I keep on retracting it or will I need to see a doc ?

>>42417783
>being this new.

>>42417552

every relationship has a bit of game/manipulation going both ways. these things are hardwired biologically to keep you both honest and alert.
complacency is the enemy of greatness and I would wager your relationship would benefit from some independence.

that being said, extreme levels of manipulation are also pathological.

walk the path the best you can.

25 to virgin. It's doing terrible things to my mental health but I'm not sure in what ways.

>>42417497
>>42417641
Feels like extended bouts of unemployment in a way. Like no wants you so what's the point.
Don't know why I even lift these days. A revolver ain't that heavy.

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So /fit/ I've finally got a gf and am having sex again after a two year dry spell. My only problem is that I have been masturbating too hard and wasn't able to cum during sex. Well I did once, but I alwardly masturbated for like 5 minutes at the end and I definitely don't want to do that every time.

My question is though, how long do I have to wait to get the feelin back in my dick to cum proper again? And I've seen that penis restoration creams exist but I'm a little worried to waste my money on something that may or may not work. Have any of you had success with the creams?

>>42417914
I feel like lifting gives me something to focus on, a hobby if you will. lifting is keeping me sane and having a nice body is always nice regardless of what attention one gets from women.

Have you ever asked a girl out? I haven't because I am 100% sure I would get rejected.

Thinking of going to some club soon, and find some easy fat chick to lose my virginity to. If i can find one that is.

>>42418011
Take some MDMA, it changes everything (for a few hours at least).

>>42417926
stop watching porn and stop masturbating for a week. How do I get a gf

>>42417304
>cant get it for free
lower your standards until you are successful then work your way up from there. Its just like lifting you gotta start small

>>42418213
>starts sleeping with fatties
>ends up marrying one
Happens way too often

>>42417926
Had the same problem. Easily fixed within a 4-8 weeks as long as you totally stop masturbating or viewing porn.

>>42417304
> Is it wrong
What did he mean by this?

>>42418049
he aint gonna be fuckin' if he's on mdma

>>42417552
You blame her, but have you considered that you are a boring lay? Mix it up. Try new stuff. Sick it in her pooper.

>>42418049
You cant feel your dick on molly.

>>42418310
>>42418282
If he takes a small dose, he can, especially if he has some cialis on hand.

>>42418294
>Sick it in her pooper.
Is this some emetophilia variant?

>>42417304
I was at a party and there was like 3 girls there and 20 dudes that we're all rapey as fuck. I started chatting with a girl that I knew back in high school and we ended hooking up. I knew she was kinda a slut but I was drunk and we fucked anyway. She was on birth control and I didn't wear a condom. Should I be concerned about STD's?

>>42418011
Bars and House parties are better for pussy. Especially House parties. Half my hookups have came from fucking a girl in some kids parents bedroom.

>>42417304
>Okay so we all know sex is basic biological need and some of us cant get it for free.
It's not.

>>42418337
Don't forget a gallon of water so he doesn't die.

>>42417552
This shit happened to me too. You NEED to start doing stuff on your own. Hanging out 24/7 and planning everything with your gf kills the relationship in the long run.

That said, you guys should also do interesting stuff together. Watching TV and being inside in general might seem nice and chill but try taking her to walks, to the zoo... I dno, just try to do something refreshing once in a while. Make plans with your friends and take her with you or something. Get wasted.. whatever sounds good and might lead to some nice moments/memories or wild sex.

When it comes to spending time on your own, she might be pissed at first but will most likely find it attractive regardless. If not, then fuck her, there's no saving her and you're better off moving on. And remeber that she's most likely not irreplaceable even thought it might feel like it at the moment. Wish you all the best, anon.

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>>42417304

Once a week is enough to not feel frustrated for me

Start to crave it after 2 weeks

Once every couple of days is my optimum desu

I'm a girl in a long term relationship for context

>>42417532
>wasting money for gf

>>42417804
Fixed itself for me, if you can cum when you fap but not during sex the problem is likely a mental issue. Try no fap.

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>>42417304
Is it harder to settle for masturbation as a means of relief if you're not a virgin? 21 year old virgin here, the idea of buying a hooker doesn't really interest me whatsoever. It's not about the physical, it's about longing for the feeling of being loved/appreciated enough for someone to actually WANT to sleep with you

Hookers are purely a physical experience and you'll probably feel like shit afterwards, or am I wrong?

>>42418245
>1-2 months of nofap/noporn

I'm not a masochist

>>42418156
This. also to get gf look up rsd on youtube. every autist can get a gf with some work

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>>42417710
When I was in high school a girl tricked me into thinking she wanted to be my gf and then made me a fool in front of her friends

Gave me trust issues, I get close with a decent looking chick and I think she's playing me somehow so I pull out rather than risk getting burned

>>42417938
Yes you would. thats why you should ask out 100, that way you will get a few dates and some practise.

>>42418408
For girls, abstaining doesn't alter the chemicals in your brain/body like it does for men, right? Sometimes the relief of ejaculation is all you can think about, it's like a drug

>>42417926
I'm in almost the same situation but have the opposite problem. I finally landed a gf after a 2 year dry spell, but anytime we fuck I cum way too fast. Any solution?

>>42418294
This is solid advice

>>42418443
>it's about longing for the feeling of being loved/appreciated enough for someone to actually WANT to sleep with you

We don't live in the 1950s anymore. Women use sex as a weapon/tool to get what they want. If they could acquire your resources/time/attention without sex, then they would. Just get a hooker or visit a brothel. I go to Hong Kong Gentleman's Club once a month in Tijuana, Mexico. For $60, I get 30 minutes of sex with my choice of a beautiful 8/10 latina.

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>>42418483
What if 100 girls reject you? Suicide mode?

>>42417926
Abstain from any porn or masturbation for at least 3 days, blueball yourself with foreplay beforehand

>>42418500
lower your standards and do another 100

>>42418494
I'm not an idiot I know that, but as long as I think it's genuine. If I paid for sex I know 100% she's not actually into me

>>42418510
I have no standards to begin with. Even one rejection would destroy me for life, though.

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it smells like literal shit when we fuck.

how do i find out if it's me or my gf and how do we prevent this? neither of us are overweight

>>42418519
This

>>42418443
Depends. not really that hard to get a gf though. you are just not trying. put 1 hour into it every day.

>>42418519
then stop being a pussy and do another 100

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>>42418443
Are you me when does one feel that a girl loves you and doesn't feel only lust im lost mane

>>42418489
its all in your head. Try to relax more, it will sort itself out in time. One way is to force yourself to continue after cumming. if you never stop pumping your dick will stay hard.

>>42418531
That is definitely true, but as some other people have mentioned the fear of rejection is a strong one. I'm just a pussy

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>>42417514

>>42418519
Start small then. try to make some female friends. aim for a hug maybe..also when you are destroyed and have nothing more to los..is when chad is born

>>42418603
>try to make some female friends
I don't even have male friends and I've never had a female friend before.

>>42418613
don't worry, female or male, friends are equally easy to make

>>42418618
If they were, I wouldn't be friendless now would I?

>>42418621
maybe you're just not fucking trying

>>42418532
this

>>42417641
>How can you love yourself when no women ever has

Why should any woman love you if even you can't do it?

>>42418613
Go talk to a few people tomorrow. lets say 3.

for example you ask for the time, and if they know where x turist attraction is. then ask if if she has been. is it good? Ok thank you, good bye

next

this way you wont get laid straight away, but if you do this for 1 hour a day your sosial skills
and confidence will grow.

>>42418652
>for example you ask for the time, and if they know where x turist attraction is. then ask if if she has been. is it good? Ok thank you, good bye

I'm not on that stage yet. I'm still practicing eye contact. I've almost literally become autistic over the years.

I went to Colombia for a bachelor party I fucked two hookers and not sure I will do it again. One I couldn't finish because I did some Coke. She was not very pretty(5/10 face 6.5/10 body) but could take a dick like no other girl I've been with and was wild in bed even if it was all a show it makes a difference. but her pussy was like a cave I could fit my whole hand in no problem. The other girl only escorted like once or twice a week and she was crying in pain from my 7.5 in dick I had to stop and she finished me off with a BJ. She was hot (7/10 face 9.9/10 body) though and tight as fuck my dick hurt after, too bad she was a dead fish in bed.

>>42418677
If this is real, then try getting drunk.

>>42418613
>tfw 25 year old kissless virgin
>never asked a girl out before or had one show any interest in me
>ugly as fuck and been told this my whole life
>haven't had friends since middle school
>each year of isolation made my autism, adhd, weirdness worse and pushed more people away, which led to the current situation
>literally have no interest in sex or wanting to be with a girl because the years of isolation have made me get annoyed and angry by people in general
>don't even care about no gf, no friends, shut in virgin anymore, its all ive ever known, i dont even know what its like to be normal

I just have no chance guys. I think my time is up for this world.

>>42418719
I want to see your face and determine if you really are ugly

I'm not ready for the responsibility of children so I abstain. People shouldn't do something if they aren't ready to face the consequences of their actions, it's the reason we have so many single mothers around.

>>42418750
>I can't get laid
The post

>>42418596
then why arent monks dead? fucking kike pyramid
BASE MEANS YOU GET OR YOU DIE fuck outta here with that shit

>>42418719
Sorry to hear that bro. but really though..there is still hope. go do some chairity work maybe. try to meet people in a friendly environment where you can offer some value. get out of the house.

We are all gonna make it

I have sex with one hooker every month. I wish i could afford more visits but thats what my budget allows.
At least it gives me motivation to work for a better paying job.
Honestly ive met some pretty cool hookers (overstay for chit chat or given back some of the tip money).
My biggest fear is actually finding a gf and her asking about previous partners.

>sex is basic biological need
>sex
>biological need

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA, no.

And don't go memeing with MUH HIERARCHY.

You can survive your entire life without having sex. The majority of people go 17 years without it from birth. It is not necessary for biological function.

>>42417304

I've been with my gf for three years. For the first year we probably had sex five times a week and I was probably getting three BJs too. We moved in together and it's literally twice a month now. I jack off a lot but I think being in a long term relationship actually reduces your libido if you choose to be faithful.

>>42417454
mate. look into penis extenders and/or surgery.
since you have no sex to begin with, you have nothing to lose.

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Wizard+ here.
Have been heavily considering escort for months. Can't gather the nerve. I have money, apartment, live alone, no moral qualms, but I keep coming back to Terrible Things That Could Go Wrong With Everything episode #213, Series 08.

Plan was take day off work, call hooker over, give money, insist on condom-only stuff, get this shit over with. But I just can't gather the nerve, keep finding excuses for why it's not a good time right now.

I think I mostly fear finding out just how much I built up sex in my mind, and realizing getting it won't help my crushing depression, removing another big item off the list of things that I can blame my shit life for. Without the idea of sex to hang on to for salvation, I'd have almost nothing.

>>42418838

Yup. It's a base instinct. People who value sex over learning and self improvement are invariably degenerate.

>>42418864
Maybe it's an idea for you not to just go for a hooker, but get a Girlfriend Experience escort instead, if you have the money anyway

>>42418860
fuck this meme. size dossent matter. think of the millions of chineses. the only benefit of a big dick is the psychological dommination effect. nothing else.

source: the the sex god method.
its a good read.

>>42418802
i have ajob and work with a number of coworkers and i literally choose to eat alone rather than with them.

on the rare occasions i eat with them, i just get annoyed listening to them and sit there quietly

>>42417552
yo if you really feel frustrated about your situation/if sex diminishes even more you should hit up r/deadbedrooms. My first relationship was with a girl that had issues with her vag hurting really bad after sex, so her libido went way down. We didn't have sex for a year, it killed my confidence. I believe that her hurting came from feeling uncomfortable in sex situations due to me not appreciating her personality more, thus I suppose she felt exploited.

In general, the thing that I feel works the best to improve sex life is understanding each other. That comes from talking and really trying to see the other person's perspective, and doing your best to create a comfortable space for the other person to express themselves in sexually. And by that I don't mean that they should be showered by "you're hot"-comments during sex, I'm talking about
A) getting really, really intimate with talking. Understanding each other's issues and getting to the bottom of what they feel about sex+what makes them comfortable and uncomfortable
B) going to lengths to try to accomodate that comfort, so that they feel safe in sexual situations. This might mean stepping back and not having sex for a while BUT ONLY IF you feel that your connection is intimate and you are working on getting closer. If you neglect sex while drifting apart you'll never be having sex frequently again.

This said, your sex drive is hella important and the agenda of increasing how often you guys have sex is to be prioritized. Communicate on how you can make the situation comfortable for the both of you but don't whimp out on your position. Demand things, by demanding closeness and intimacy - ask her to explain to you so that you understand exactly how she feels, because being left out on your sexuality is dreadful.

It's late and I'm tired and I don't know if this post made any sense but best of luck to you man, don't settle for feeling that your needs aren't being met

>>42418909
>Girlfriend Experience escort
Tell me more, Anon.

Not that I think I'd feel comfortable kissing / going down on an escort, ever.

>>42418719
I am you except for some reason I have a qt gf. Now I kinda want out of the relationship but don't wanna wait another 15 years to get laid

>>42418930
ive never gotten one but basically the "girlfriend experience" is where rather than just meeting up with a hooker for sex, you basically meet this escort who you actually interact with as though shes your girlfriend.

you go out to restaurants and other places together, eat dinner together, you guys talk/text on the phone like you're actually dating, etc

>>42418930
You hire an escort for an extended amount of time and go do fun stuff together first and let it slowly devolve into sex (if you want to)

>>42417304
sexuality is your thing man, do it as much as you feel like. Don't let anyone else tell you that you need a certain number, work to achieve what you enjoy

If you work on yourself while you're improving your social skills + looking up some stuff on game you're gonna be able to get laid. Trust me. Just stay the fuck away from that red pill shit, creating more distance between yourself and women is not what you want if you want to get closer to them.

work on self -> confidence -> being able to bang -> realizing this isn't what it's about in the long run -> confidence -> realizing meeting someone you enjoy talking to is something that you can do and deserve to do -> disregard fucking everything that moves -> work on self -> eventually meet someone you like -> fulfilling relationship which is decently stable because you've worked out your issues during the work-on-yourself-develop-confidence phases

quote me on this

>had sex with my fuck buddy about 2 weeks ago
>dumped 4 or 5 loads of cum in her during an all day fuck session
>she's on birth control but there's always a chance...

I'm a little bit worried. I've came in her before with no issues but I'm the paranoid type...

>>42418960
How can you have fun in such a situation when you know she probably hates you guts and is just hoping for the current situation to soon be over with?

>>42418986
>caring what your cumbucket thinks
This is why you're a virgin. Pretend like you do (with a real girl) but then fuck her like you dont

>>42418948
Can i ask, how did you overcome all that and get a girlfriend?

>>42418986
Then you still get to hate fuck her, like a real girlfriend experience
You have to be a special someone to be hated by an escort

>>42418986
why would she hate you..she is getting good cash. nothing gets humans in a good mood like cash.

>>42418975
>has sex with a girl who's such a whore and thinks so little of herself that she'll be a "fuckbuddy"
>putting your penis unprotected inside an STD cavern like that, especially when she ALLOWS you to do it unprotected

I would say don't worry about it. I'm sure the other 3-4 guys she's also fuckbuddies with and let them cum inside her raw are definitely safe and clean

>>42419012
See
>>42419004
Easier said than done, be warned. Last 2 grills I was involved with were smart and cute but massively unstable mentally

>>42419014
>>42419018
Anyway, it's probably better to lose your virginity to someone who gives a fuck about you rather than some used up prostitute. I'll personally just wait until I find that someone.

>>42419039
fuck waiting. go find her

>>42419039
>used up prostitute
just get a good escort

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I'm 25 and I'm losing sex drive and boner strength. Easily half of my erections are just barely a chub. It spooked me to the point that I started taking diet/exercise seriously and added zinc and niacin to my daily supplements. Two weeks on and no difference yet. Anyone have any experience with this? Should I get my T levels checked?

>>42419039
>finds princess charming
>"eww you're a virgin? Why, what's wrong with you?"

>>42418344
Pretty sure planned parenthood will give you a test for free. Can't hurt

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>jacking it in the shower
>I'm barely hard since it's taking forever to get anywhere near ejaculating
>flipping through video after video, it's all the same shit
>can't find anything good
>skipping through this one video, click a random point in time
>it's an amateur homemade video so none of the stupid professional porn acting
>starts playing a moment where the man and the woman stop for a moment and kiss
>suddenly they're both very intimate and in love, you can see it in the way their bodies move
>get rock hard
>instantly cum buckets everywhere
>feel very lonely
I think I'm done with porn and masturbating for a bit

>>42419050
how much u fappin?
i get diamond dick boners after like 1 week

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>>42418524
pls respond

>>42419075
wash your ass after you shit. you and your gf as well u filthy fucks

>>42419050
Do you masturbate regularly?

>>42419074
>>42419094
Pretty much once a day my entire life up until this year. I've tried going 1-2 weeks without it after this ordeal started but it doesn't seem to be helping.

>>42419051
Wow, is that really all it takes for a woman to get you to roll over and obey her? That's fucking pathetic dude.

We already had a thread on this, women subconsciously try to tear down strong men

>>42419132
Might be worth checking t levels. Typically I see morning wood by 3 days, and like the other guy said, 1 week it gets pretty crazy, so if you're going 2 weeks and it's not helping, you could explore other options.

>>42418524
When you shower do you actually physically wash your butthole and taint, or do you just assume the running water is enough? Do you ever fear drying your butthole post shower? When you wipe is it like wiping a marker and you need to use like 1/3 a roll of TP?

If no to the first or yes to the second/third, it's you.

>>42419142
Imagine what they do to weak men such as yourself
Sour grapes my boy

>>42419193
What do you guys do when you have those shits where it's like wiping a marker

I just give up halfway through and go to the sink and get water and soap on my finger and clean my asshole like that then wash my hands for a long time and use other stuff

>>42419193
Fucking this man. I started washing my ass. And am no longer paranoid about crap on this my towel. Just use lots of soap if you aren't clean. Fuck Americans and their uncivilized no begits or whatever they are called. I was born in America and will stay here. But fucking those things next to a toilet should be mandatory fuck tp.

>>42419142
>being a virgin makes you a strong man
T. Elliot Rodgers

>>42417304
>basic biological need
hahahahaha

>>42419227
Here's what I don't get. Wiping your ass with dry TP makes no sense but we all do it. It seems like no matter what doing that will leave shit residue or smell on your asshole

So is everyone who only used TP walking about with a shitty ass?

I know there are some times I literally have to wet my finger and put soap to clean it and then wipe with TP afterward and its fine but obviously I'm disgusting wiping my ass afterwards with my finger

>>42418750

Fuck off Conservashits

That's why we have abortion clinics and BC pills

>>42417454
Real shit? My friends would endlessly mock any of us who resorted to a hooker. Thank god I'm not ugly and forced to associate with low life degenerates, or be one myself.

>>42418750
>>42419258
>>42419142
This is what conservatives really believe

>>42419227
>>42419255
Bidet's are less than $50 on amazon and you'll end up saving that money on toilet paper anyway.

>>42419255
I first wipe my ass with TP then jump in the shower and blast the showerhead in my anus, then i use soap rub real well then rinse off. Then I wipe myself with a tower.

>>42417690
>Brazil
Congrats on not having AIDS.

>>42419274
Yeah but you fucking have to install it. That's the biggest pain. I'm no handy man
>>42419255
I never used tp. Only wipes. All my life. If I thought I might poo I'd bring wipes then the last two times I used tp to make sure it's dry and clean for sure

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>>42418911

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>>42419271
>not wanting to populate the world wi H nigger tier kids
>not wanting to be a slave to your own impulses
>not wanting to waste time and money on a roastie

ok

>>42417914
>Don't know why I even lift these days. A revolver ain't that heavy.
Eloquent, can I ask if this is derived from any lyric/quote/novel or is it more of an original thought?

>>42419347
theyr'e called abortions you stupid christcuck

go worship you magic sky man faggot

>>42419347
> I am a virgin because the blacks
T. Elliot Rogers
Daily reminder that if you can't have a beautiful woman bear your child for free you are a cuckold and a failure at life

>>42418494
>we don't live in the 1950s anymore
>then describes how women used sex even back in the 50s

Bless your heart

>>42419347

Grasping at straws there lad . no one is saying to go raw dog and pregnant bitches but it's extremely beta to not pursue women out of muh self righteousness cause shit . You will regret that shit later

>>42419372
You actually buy his argument that he's not getting laid cuz he's superior?

>>42419365
At least le good sir Rogers had the decency to kill himself

>>42419378
Actually your right m8. Iam arguing with a virgin cuck who defends his virginity with irrational excuses lmao

>>42418282
he gun fuck but get limp dick forever after. shit never the same my nigga

>>42419365
My wife is objectively a 6/10, but I'm barely 5/10 so I'll go ahead and count myself as successful

>>42419258

And yet women continue to get "accidentally" pregnant. How incompetent are they?

>>42419409
*borat voice* myy whaayf

>>42419419
>don't stick your dick in crazy
> use condoms
> know the women to know you can trust her using BC if raw doging
> get abortion in case all else fails

I've only had to pay for 1 abortion and I have a notch count of 40 + woman I have bedded

>>42419409
Does your wife to to another school? No wonder I haven't met her

>>42419050
Any more suggestions?

>>42418494
I’m literally 20 min from tj.

Tell me more please. It’s been a fantasy of mine to fuck a thicc qt Latina.

>>42419050
> stop watching porn
> take daily of the following:
>maca root
> L- Citruiline
> L-Arginine
>zinc
> palemetto root
> soya lecithin
>yohimbine

You'll be popping mad boners and shooting peter north loads in no time

>>42418911
yeah whatever you say buddy.
cause all the chicks are regretting the nights with big dick tom and settle with tiny clit tim.
come on mate.

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>>42417914
>Don't know why I even lift these days. A revolver ain't that heav

God damn, anon. You cut to my soul.

Delete this.

>>42419447
All aboard the roid train

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24 (twenty four) year old virgin, going on second date with a qt next tuesday. We're going for a walk by the river to the local amusement park and the farmers market. I suggested we buy food and go back to her place and make dinner, she enthusiastically agreed.

Does this mean she wants to sleep with me? The first date went really well and I got a gropey hug at the end and all signs say she's into me. But my primitive autist brain says she is a qt scene girl that's 19 and at uni, so she probably has waaaaay more sexual experience than me and I'm going to look very virginal in comparison.

Or maybe I'm just overthinking things as I have done the last 24 years of my life and things will turn out fine.

>>42419445
I think you have me confused with another anon.

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>>42417497
Dude, this is me. I'm 26 as well and it has recently really started bothering me, I stay awake thinking about how nobody wants, thinking about how I may actually die alone. I read that men who stay in prison past a certain point are forever changed, that made me wonder if there is a certain point in virginity that does the same.

On the plus side if I ever did meet the right girl I think I would appreciate it so much more. I don't really care about having a bunch of casual sex, I just want to meet a nice girl to have a family with.

>>42419508
You aren't
>>42419347
?
My mistake carry on

>>42419500
She wouldn't have agreed to a second date if you weren't fuckable.

Doesn't mean she's gonna fuck you on the second date but a chick isn't going to let you go to her home if she wasn't interested in something with you.

>>42418436
>not having qt gf who pays for everything

>>42417552

Married anon, might be able to offer advice. Sometimes when the novelty of new sex runs dry, you need to add new novelty or you need to find some reason other than novelty to get her into it. My wife and I had sex 3-5 times per week when first dating, went down to 2-3 after being married 3 years. When it got even lower than that I started resorting to increasing my porn usage and got into BDSM, which scared her. As a compromise we started trying tantra, and since we started, I'm much more satisfied, and her sex drive has skyrocketed. We're back to sex pretty much every other day (as much as she can handle, she is slightly tighter than average, I'm slightly bigger than average) plus regular soapy hand jobs in the shower after I lift on days we don't have sex. She told me that since starting tantra, she's just felt a lot more connected to me emotionally and she's just been super horny in general. And I feel rekindled happiness to be with her. Going on 2 years of increased sex, no sign of slowing down. We do tantra only once every week or two but we do breath syncing excercises for 5-10 minutes before bed almost every night.

But if a genuine effort to connect fails, and especially since you're young, don't sacrifice your time for someone who isn't willing to work with you to improve the relationship.

>>42419531
desu, I would prefer we didn't get more intimate than cuddling and kissing. My brain seems to take a long time to get comfortable around people, even if I do really like them romantically or otherwise. I've been in a position to have a hookup before, but was way too anxious to go through with it.

It's very hard explaining this to friends irl too, most people nowadays seem very casual and comfortable towards sex, which is probably a healthier mindset than mine.

>>42419614
>It's very hard explaining this to friends irl too, most people nowadays seem very casual and comfortable towards sex, which is probably a healthier mindset than mine.

dont fall for how everyone now are whores you do you

>>42419522
This is really sweet anon I hope you find someone for you. There are girls out there that like guys who haven't slept with more girls than they can remember.

>>42419614
everyone goes through a period of being a little too excited or anxious when having sex (which can effect performance), do it enough and you realize how natural and comfortable it can be

>>42419217
>What do you guys do when you have those shits where it's like wiping a marker

It's from either too much protein, not enough fiber, or needing probiotics. Usually the first two.

>>42419646
Thanks anon, I'm lost in this world but won't stop trying.

>>42419258
>waaaah my actions shouldnt have consequences

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>>42419255
>>42419227
>>42419217
>>42418524

all you fuckers just need to put fiber in your diet. i have no-wipes regularly after switching to a high fiber diet. the only down side is pooting throughout the day.

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>>42418750
i fully agree 100%

i used to fuck a lot until i had a scare and realized how easy it is to have a kid. now i'm abstinent until i find a WOMAN, not girl, that i truly love.

can you guess who's responsible for hookup culture and the destruction of western values?

>>42419217
Joe?

>>42419640
I don't think badly of people that have lots of sex, I'm just not personally very comfortable with it. If I conflated my emotional thoughts on the matter with the facts I'd be doing myself a disservice.

>>42419328
They just plug into the water line that goes into the back of the toilet. Look up a video. Don't be scared.

>>42419721
>can you guess who's responsible for hookup culture and the destruction of western values?

guys who are so thirsty and desperate for sex that they will fuck even the sluttiest of sluts in bars, clubs, tinder?

the fact that if you aren't having regular sex, you're basically seen as a social pariah autistic beta faggot loser who should be chemically castrated?

>was virgin until 21
>had gf for about a month
>fucked probably 6 times total
>been 2 years now

>have new gf, been going out for probably 1.5 years now
>got the "no sex before marriage" line a few months ago
>was stupid at the time and didn't break up with her then
>she's never sexual about anything

what the fuck do I do bros?

have a gf, sex 3-4 times a week. still jack it 2-3 times a day.....

yet to find a grill with my sex drive

>>42417804
See a doc. It is a standard procedure.

>>42419769
if you don't love her, cut your losses

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>he doesn't have a waifu
>he's still victim to the romanticizing of roasties
>he doesn't come home exhausted and sink into the arms of his 2d waifu as he drifts off to an endorphin filled sleep
>he hasn't mastered both the body and the mind

>>42419769
>she's never sexual about anything
It sounds like you're not sexual about anything.
Do you ever escalate/initiate sex?
>kissing
>touch her face/back
>grip her back
>try hand down pants
>choke her
>put your leg between her legs
>dry hump
if she ever says no/not tonight just say ok and get more intense elsewhere till she gets really into it then stop there and say "sorry thats all i can do"
if its late just fall asleep, she'll want you to spoon, don't do it for a while till she wakes you up then do it then, and do whats natural when spooning, hump her and she'll do the same go for hand down the pants now, take them off and grab a condom
girls may say they hate the games but they love that shit, and so should you, welcome the games we all play and you'll love it

>>42419769
Where do you find women who are still saving their V card for marriage? Do you hang out at churches? I could never muster myself to be with a women longer than 2 weeks without having a crack at her ver-jay-jay

>>42419866
when making out I'll grab her tits and ass but she doesn't really reciprocate, and never escalates anything when I am

>>42419885
Have you done any foreplay with her? Have you gotten a blow job or eaten her out? Work on that , also suggest anal since plenty of goody tissue girls will consider anal since they can rationalize it as not vaginal sex

>>42419920
no foreplay, bjs, or oral, and I'm not into anal

just making out/ grabbing her while doing so, and pinning her against the wall

idk if it was her parents brainwashing her or some shit as a kid, but she just isn't very sexual

other than that she's great

>>42419885
I don't ever go for the tits or ass when escalating. Idk why but they don't seem to appreciate it until you're actually penetrating them.
I prefer gripping their back, thigh or throat and using the rest of my body to stimulate those areas (chest on her chest, leg rubbing her crotch, etc)

>>42419937
Well If you arnt that sexual and she's compatible with you than kudos. Might want to get your t levels checked if you feel like you don't desire sex enough. Iam the opposite , I go crazy if I don't have sex for after a month at most

>>42418916
This is one of the most responsible, mature things I have ever seen in 8 years of browsing /fit/. Excellent work, fitizen.

>>42417552
>having sex more then 1 or 2 times a week

Cant think of a better way to burn out the activity and make it less special. After 1 month, you've literally tried everything there is to try, unless of course you guys have the same boring sex everytime, leaving nothing left to be experimented.

>>42417926
honestly just 3 days of not jacking off makes my dick more sensitive

>>42419267
t.manlet dicklet virgin

>>42419973
Really? You don't just like the feeling of sliding your dick in and out of a warm vagina while she takes it submissively? I can never get bored of sex , dudes itt need to get their t levels checked

>social anxiety
>getting fat because of neet lifestyle
>bad teeth, hair, face because of above, overall 3/10 at best
>probably don't smell because started taking better showers, sweats like a pig though
>ass started to smell funny and better showers weren't the solution, so another negative
>depression
>brown skin
>zero talk skills, zero motivation
>small dick, also baby girth to cut chances for good
>pathetic little loads
I have given up

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>>42417304

Bros, I need your help. I've been seeing this girl for a year. She's fun, we have a good time together. I care about her.

She is really, really bad at sex.

I've tried positive reinforcement for any effort on her part, I've been direct about what I like without being hurtful. I've been attentive in hearing and trying to meet her needs, and I try to spice it up. But after over a year, she is still really, really bad at sex. She's just finally figuring out that she can move during sex. She's been on top seven times, in total. She can't get my dick in her mouth without TMJ pain.

How do you get someone to just be average at sex? I don't even need good, I am just dreaming of having mediocre sex at this point.

>>42419996
I love this feeling and would fuck every day but the fact is, it will get boring and become less special. This is stuff men dont care about but most women like sex to have feeling and be important not just an orgasm.

>>42419961
I'm the one that's trying to be sexual, I'm thirsty as fuck

she's the one that doesn't get into it

>>42417552
She's cheating.

>>42417497
Whats your guild name on Eredin?

>>42420007
But ropes to tie her up, an assortment of vibrators, dildos, and butt plugs, get yourself some cialis and go to town

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Having dick problems, pls help.

I was in a fairly long term relationship until about a year ago, and wasn't really interested in sleeping around for a while after that. Eventually I did go for it while retarded drunk and couldn't get hard, but put it down to alcohol and fapping like 7 hours earlier.

Now I'm with 10/10 qt and had trouble getting it up while barely drunk and lost it straight away when I put a condom on. Tried again only a bit drunk again the next day and managed but came fast as fuck.

tl;dr difficult to boner but premature jizzu, what's wrong with me?

>>42420446
stop jerking off so much

>>42417532
Virtually every girl I met expects me to pay the bills. You'd be surprised how much money a gf really drains.

>>42419486
Are you speaking from experience, my boner-popping friend?

>>42420006
Hair and fat are very easy to fix.
Teeth can be fixed with small amounts of money.
Load size doesn't matter but can be fixed with supps.
Motivation and talk skills can be learned.

And don't fucking list your skin color as a negative, don't fall for the /pol/ memes, people from every race get pussy.

>>42418916
This post is refeshingly well thought out, spelled correctly, and reveals an anon who has a balanced, stable, and healthy mentality about sex, love, and intimacy.


GET OFF OF /FIT/ WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE NIGGER YOU'RE CURED RUUUUUUUUNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!

33y old virgin here.

All though I have not had sex, once a month I see a 50 year old escort that gives me a bare back BJ with swallow for 60$. Yes I have tried "pretty" escorts to do this but they honestly were not as good as the 50y old.

ama

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>>42421052
Powerful

Just plowed an 8/10, 18 latina last night ask me anything

>>42420495
lolwut?
Just tag off on dates and split utilities. The fuck sorta chicks you been dating, anon?

>>42420495
I never pay for my dates. They generally always ask to pay (probably not expecting to have to) and I make them pay for their half of the date. It's only fair.

>>42421063
None cross me.

>>42419607
what is tantra...?

>>42421079
did she get pregnant

>>42421079
Did she taste like taco?

>>42421239
Hopefully not now that you mention it

>>42421262
Half white, so taller and not Mexican ugly

>>42417304
I'm not sure if this is a right thread to be posting this but oh well.

>In first relationship
>No experience at all beforehand
>This goes for both him and I

Now we've experimented and it's fine, everything is good but as it turns out when I want to give blowjobs I always end up putting teeth because my mouth is too small. He's pretty thicc, so it makes it really hard to be able to even give suction. Any gay anons or femanons here have any advice?

Just for reference, I'm 5'2 and he's 6'1 so idk if that helps.

>>42419754
Those always existed tho. It wasn't until women (and fags) really started going for it that hook up culture became a huge deal

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How do you find a casual fuck buddy?

I don't want to be in a relationship but it always seems like I'm happier when having regular sex.

>>42417514
Actually it is

>>42421317
>it always seems like I'm happier when having regular sex.

That's true for anyone, regular sexual activity is a key to a happy life.

>>42417502
Were dealt with different hands bro.

You can pay to play or go through the endeavor of the numbers game by going out of your way to try your luck.


Youre not wrong but you should take either approach to help you grow however you take those experiences.

I went with whores and got a little brazen thereafter i got it over with and i realized it was all nothing to worry about. It took me that to realize but now i know i have what it takes and im not going that way again.

>>42417454
Can't fault you. my one escort exp wasn't great, but it's another notch in my belt (3 notches)

>>42418500
Do your first 100, first. Youre already putting yourself down when you havent left the door. Come on man.

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This girl has good bantz

>>42418916
This is the most grownup response.

Kudos brah.

>>42421465
what's wrong with you?

>>42417914
>A revolver ain't that heavy.
fuck

>>42419500
Just tell her it's been a while, give her oral (she will be thankful) and enjoy it bra, lost v at 26, was anxious but went fine!

>>42418916
Yeah, this is the way to do it. But then you get dumped two or three times and you really start to question if it's worth it.

Ever been in a slump?
Done the "It's a numbers game mang, just ask out 100 grills bro" meme in a town of 6k?
Then become known as the creepy dude not because you asked people out...
But that because you never had success once and you refuse to fuck the obese down syndrome girl.
Ever been beaten up by the locals "Bois" outside a club because one of their "Hos" took exception with you asking for her number?
Ever had a father threaten to go full Deliverance on you because you didn't know she was 17?

I am very nearly thinking of lying to the local doctor and saying I'm a MtF to get put on something that blocks my balls whither and die, because I can't do this anymore.

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>>42419334

You are better than that /fit/, sex is better when you are in control, when you have some connection. You don't need those expensive pity fucks with some hooker, invest that money in something useful, dont be a cuck, get your shit together and get a gf

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>used to work with ugly girl
>habsburg jaw ugly
>got a new job out of town
>she adds me on facebook and messages constantly
>mostly polite until penis overrides brain and it turns to sexting, she's dtf
>remember i have standards and remove her, ignore all messages
>she still sends a message once every few months
>penis threatens to respond every time
Should I just fuck her?

>>42422254
>habsburg jaw
So she can gobble your nuts while she sucks your dick?

Nice.

>>42417641
Get the phimo fixed ASAP

Stretching rings + topical steroids, or the snip if needs be.

Also, that guys right....you got it the other way round, got to learn to be comfortable in yourself before others will be comfortable with you

t. Was an insecure virgin before I fixed my phimosis, now have a good sex life

>>42417304
I asked myself this question a long time ago. Have sex AT LEAST once a year if you're a poorfag. Once a month at least if you have some money. I'd be fucking hookers everyday if I was rich though.

>>42418487
Not her but been obstaining for 4 years now. I don't even crave it that much anymore but it just feels very sad. I think it has changed my hormones.

>>42417914
my god, are people this pathetic? a gf is not hard to get lower your standards if you cant even deal with yourself being alone

>>42417635

This, she would do the same and probably is already fucking Chad by the side

>>42418443
sex itself is often way worse than masturbating. you cant just go ham like you normally would becuase everything revolves around her and she doesnt want to be fucked like a fleshlight. if you want love/appreciation get a girlfriend with a good personality, if you want good sex then find a a good escort. for a wildcard, get a good fleshlight, beats jo with hand anyday and lets you focus on finding love

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>>42418955

>>42417497
i lost my virginity 7 months before my 27th birthday, there is always hope anon

>>42417804
Go see a doc just dont let them cut you.

>>42417552
You're already getting a taste of what marriage is like.

>>42418864
Sex is far more of a trivial thing than most virgins believe. You're gonna call her to have a good time, that's it.

Be cool and don't spill your spaghetti.

>>42419500
Watch this, its educational

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=165182754

>>42421301
>>This goes for both him and I
>both him and I
>him
You forgot no homo

>>42421465
You use too many words. And. Too many. Periods.

>>42421052
Where are you from?

How does someone who's never bought an escort do it for the first time?

Has anyone else noticed that pelvic muscle balance improves sexual stamina, along with cardio?

I was sometimes shooting off prematurely before and realised that I had a tight pelvic floor. I definitely think some stretching and more glute work helped loosen up the muscles and improve my stamina

>>42417304
>So is it wrong to use the services of escorts/hookers?
Expensive and supporting human trafficking

>How much sex should a healthy individual in their 20s be having?(times per month)
Sex increases testosterone, so more equal better.

>>42423094
>Expensive
That is relative to what you search for and how often you do it
>and supporting human trafficking
That very much depends on where you live and what you search for

>>42417804

Congrats on falling for the Jew propaganda that being cut is the only way to fix prognosis.

If you're not already using, get some lube.
Use positions that grip your dick more ie. Prone bone

>>42423116
**not falling

>>42422012

>give her oral

but you have to say "I can give you the old lickaroo" before going down on her. chicks dig it.

>>42423112
>not fucking spaced out, bruised eastern European women after negotiating with their dark skinned pimp

Never gonna make it

>>42423116
Sometimes its the way to fix it though.

I myself tried steroid creams and stretching and other thigs prescribed by my GP. My phimosis was cause by scar tissue I had from an infection I must have had as a child. It was super tight and wouldn't stretch at all, even after months. My dick skin started to tear when I got erections.

So i went for le jewish snip

>>42423208
>le jewish snip
As someone who's been snipped since birth (part of the contract) it's always bizarre to see someone with a foreskin in a porno, like when the foreskin completely wraps the dick to the top and the woman has to pull it down to reveal the penis, it's like watching someone with a reverse-mutilated penis in some gross fetish porn. I realize it's all just based on my cultural perception because mutilated penises is all I've ever seen (even in porn, strangely), but I'm still instinctively repulsed by it like I would from someone with any other strange penile defect. How do women react when they see a penis with/out foreskin after all they've seen is the opposite?

>>42423262
Well iirc i believe thats why its viewed as gross by women in the US.

But yeah I'm British and I never even knew how my dick should look. Like barely anyone here is circumcised, but by chance my father is also circumcised due to an experience he had with phimosis (it caused priaprism and he had to have an emergency snip because his dick was turning almost black).

I just assumed that normal dicks looked like mine when erect (foreskin not retracted) because I was uncut, while in porn I assumed everyone was just circumcised (which is usually true). I think by chance I saw a JO scene where she stroked a flaccid uncut dick until it got hard and I was suddenly like "what the hell" and googling my condition.

I don't regret getting snipped because I was 17 and it was purely my choice, and because I did try for several months before deciding for circumcision. Doctors in the UK aren't as quick to suggest it thanks to the culture here.

>29 year old kissless virgin
>autistic overweight narcissistic weirdo for most of my 20s
>didn't go out, long periods of unemployment, smoked weed, had friends but barely saw them
>start losing weight at 27, built a little bit of muscle at the gym, started dressing better
>visible signs of ageing appear, voice deepens, facial hair grows much faster, start looking like an adult man (it'll happen to you guys when you get closer to 30, it's actually great)
>combined with being 6'3 and having a decent frame and jaw, decently attractive women start to pay attention to me
>years of inactivity means I have no idea how to reciprocate
>still narcissistic, still have autism, I don't know how to small talk
>can feel myself turning into an emotionless husk with each passing year haha

I suppose getting an escort is a common answer, but I know a few guys in a broadly similar position as my own and they seem to rely on them emotionally (one of them even has a problem with falling in love with the girls he sees). I don't think I'm emotionally mature enough to avoid this pitfall, and I feel that my long-term virginity results from psychological issues that paying for sex simply won't solve. I guess therapy is the answer.

>>42423573
>my long-term virginity results from psychological issues that paying for sex simply won't solve
That is the case.
However, having sex a couple of times might take the pressure off social circumstances with women you're yet unfamiliar with and allow you to get closer to someone, which WILL be a necessary part of the solution.

Also yes, go get therapy. Depending on where you live it might not be expensive or even cost you anything. Don't listen to /fit/izens who are in their very early twenties (sometimes fresh out of highschool) who blindly quote /pol/ memes about jews and pseudoscience and how lifting is the answer to everything including cancer and death - some things you can't solve on your own and need external professional help. Like an escort.

>>42418970
>Just stay the fuck away from that red pill shit
>tfw too late for me

>Have sex
>Feel like shit after, just think that I could've jerked off and felt better from it

I'm in the stage where I'd rather have a gf than have numb sex. I get thirsty for sex and it builds up until I eventually find a girl, and after doing it I just remember how little pleasure I get from it.

Weird thing is, finding a gf is harder than just finding a sloot for sex. Never thought it'd be like this

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>>42421465
Okay so we can post these here.
I always have a hard time with the follow-up

>>42417552
Talk to her about it. seriously.

>>42424721
>"Prove how desperate you are to me", the app
Why do people do this. Is sex really that mind-blowingly good that it justifies playing this stupid game with shallow bitches who don't actually care about you and just want validation? I can't imagine.

>>42422038
move to a bigger city.
Trust me.

>>42424744
>talking to girls isn't fun
Fag

>>42424744
/thread

>>42417304
>in a sexual health thrad
>no one has sex
What did OP mean by this?

>>42420495
>Pay for there bills
I thought I was being memed about this, do they actually expect this.

>>42424765
>Muh clubbing
>Muh psychology/sociology degree
>Muh I'm so geeky and nerdy teehehe
>Muh pics with dog face
>Muh Netflix and GoT
>Muh feminism
>Muh holidays with the gurls
>Muh gossip
Yeah man, funny as hell, can't wait to talk to one of them. Not the guy you originally responded btw.

>>42424820
In my experience, girls with a job will usually pay their own way. But holy fuck are a lot of girls jobless.

I'm 24, my girlfriend and I had a baby together 8 months ago. We've been together for 3 years.

We have sex 1 time a week at best, but she does give me blowjobs at least every other day. I've been hitting up this massage parlor for random hand/blowjobs when I get sexually frustrated and my girl isn't feeling in the mood. She has no idea, and would definitely break up with me over it. It's $50-100 depending on what we do.

I see nothing wrong with escorts, but please don't use them as an excuse to not get laid on your own. Sex/anything with an escort is purely transactional. It is not nearly as enjoyable as piping down a cute girl who thinks you're a hunk.

For the people with gf's who don't pay their way - you should really set your boundaries and expectations off the bat, don't let them think you are a credit card for them. This usually stems from girls not respecting you and thinking they can use/take advantage of you. Despite us having a child together my gf and I still split rent, utilities, she pays for her own car/phone/insurance, and I pay for my own. Yes, I still occasionally pay for dinner or when we go get ice cream, but for the most part we split everything down the middle.

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>>42424765
I'm sorry, I may be an ubervirgin to the nth degree and will never have my erect penis thrust into a warm welcoming vagina, but I am social and I enjoy talking to guys and many people seem to enjoy talking to me because they initiate conversation and meetups, and I've almost never enjoyed talking to girls, EVER. The only ones I enjoyed talking to (3 of them) have been ugly butch lesbians, because they were social rejects and had a less passive personality and weren't obsessed with shallow meaningless things and could carry a fucking conversation over a topic without backing down and avoiding confrontation at the first sign of disagreement, and had some sort of hobby and a world view. EVERY other girl I've ever spoken to was boring, had NO sense of humor worth mentioning and many times had childish and immature personalities, even in their late twenties.

If I could I'd be gay, because men are more interesting and more fun to be around, but the thought of gay sex utterly disgusts me (no judging any faggots here), and I'm really turned on by female form. It's their personality that makes me regret being straight.

>>42424956
>who thinks you're a hunk.
this will never happen to me so why bother
anyone who chooses me will think of it as the same compromise I make when I choose them. no one will ever caress my body while we fuck and then tell her friends how this chad fucked her brains out, it would just be utilitarian.

>>42424863
You're going to live bitter and die regretful.

Tfw can't last as long as I want
What do? Gf has never said anything about it but still

>>42425061
I know what you mean. Girls are fun to talk to in the same way that talking to your dog is fun, at least to me.

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> size dossent matter

Please don't fall for the "size doesn't matter"
meme. ALL straight women prefer a guy
who is endowed.

I do sex tourism with a friend. I've tried the Netherlands, Taiwan, Japan (not worth it), and Brazil. Never posted about it before.

It's pretty cool if you know what you're doing.

>>42425219
>sex tourism
Gonna have to expand on that a little bit, friendo

>>42425226
He means hookers.

>>42425158
then get to work faggot. lose weight, start lifting.

i used to be pretty fat, make compromises with girls and it made me feel like shit, so i fasted for 45 days and then signed up to the gym, bought some trenbolone and got "ripped" by the end of the year.

just be dedicated and by this time next year you can have a decent body, or with roids a nice one...

>>42425226
Going on vacation specifically for the prostitution scene.

I did Japan first, but it isn't very good, unless you want a blowjob.

Amsterdam is cool and easy, probably the best option if you don't have someone to guide you through a truly unfamiliar type of country.

Brazil is going to be unpredictable. Go with someone local who you really trust or forget it

Taiwan is the fucking bomb, if you have a hookup.

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>>42425061
There's only been a few girls that I've met that really captured the conversation and were fun to talk to. Seems that most women are like most men, fairly mundane and boring, filling in a niche or two but are relatively unremarkable.

That's why if you find one that does pique your interest you go for it, because there's so few of them compared to the sea of mediocrity.

Texas bro here who wants to maximize his hooker fund.
Should i take a trip to Tijuana or is there another place closer thats as good?

>>42419364
Why are athiest so cringe?

>>42419050
>>42419447
Kegels, 30s of full lock..

>>42425158
By claiming that future before it happens you've doomed yourself. You have every means to become that dream; it won't be easy but it is very doable. Like what >>42425245
said all you have to do is get fit, physically, socially, and financially.

>>42425258
>Taiwan is the fucking bomb
explain

also where to go to find huge tits

>>42425165
Wew lad, those are some strong words to tell to a stranger in a Guinean sweet potatoe selecting board, it's not like I haven't tried but I just can't find joy in talking to most of them.

>>42422038
Then leave dude that place isn't working for you.

>>42425311
>where to go to find huge tits
Amsterdam.

Taiwan is paradise if you have someone who can speak the language and knows where to go. Also, if you have money, but that goes without saying.

Taiwan is unbelievably degenerate. A lot of the prostitutes aren't sad abused crackwhores, they're just horny high school and college aged girls who like money, sex, drugs and parties.

>>42425373
I think I got various STDs just reading your stories.

As a feeeemale sex worker: using our services is pretty safe as long as you're willing to pay for quality. A $50 vs a $150 escort have a huge difference.

>>42425389
Not in most places. Maybe in taiwan, but it isn't as likely as you might think.

>>42425412
OwO I've got $150, what time and where

>>42418865
actually, all self-improvement and learning and working on you ultimately has only one purpose. sex.
Except for sex, sex is about power

You can tell yourself otherwise, but deep down everything you delude yourself into thinking boggles down to your primal instinct of impregnating as many attractive women as possible.

training for strength, acquiring money, cultivating cute bonsai trees or whatever else the fuck you are doing, its all about fucking. Be honest with yourself, embrace it and you'll be much happier

>>42425412
Have you encouraged your younger clients to use tinder, ect to get sex instead?

>>42420495
This is true whether you guys like it or not. Even if you split bills, you're spending money going out on dates you might not have otherwise. Not to mention all the gifts (Xmas, bday, anniversary, v-day)

A gf costs anywhere between 1000-2000 depending on how high maintenance she is.

>>42425451
>its all about fucking
No

>>42420006
Jelqing.

>>42425504
That's not in my interests. ;)

>>42420446

>>42425274

>>42425928
dont forget reverse kegels. train both

>>42424721
She's on auditory mode, so the point is checking her fun level and escalating to either a place with good music or just chatting about "how the color of stawberries souds"..

>>42418489
Jerk off every day. I went from lasting 10 minutes, sometimes less to having to make myself finish after an hour.

>>42417497
It's only because you're making a big deal out of it

>>42417710
This is a pasta
But why?

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Me and the gf fuck on average about once or twice a day, but I want to fuck more.

Increase my libido with suggestions m8s

I use maca root already

>>42421233
>>what is tantra... ?

A style of sex combining meditation, massage, and a variety of atypical positions.

https://www.mindbodygreen.com/0-23332/tantric-sex-101-what-it-is-how-to-do-it.html

>>42425886
>>42425928
>>42425944
do these fairy tales actually works?

>>42417304
25 virgin, YOu should just do it. I myself gave myself a week were I speak with every woman I see that looks good before I go to a hooker.

On day four now and it seems I will need the hooker...

>>42426755

Kegelling?

Yes, absolutely. And the anon who said to do reverse kegels as well is right. After you've done a solid routine for a couple weeks to a month, you'll notice a difference. I can last longer now, am harder, and shoot big ropes.

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>>42417304
>tfw have had multiple easy chances to have sex but autism has always gotten the better of me and prevented it from happening

>>42417926
stop jerkin it, keep having sex. you'll get more efficient at attaining that nut.

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>>42417552
she's getting pummelled by Chad

>>42418911
>source: hardcore coping
ftfy