>C'mon, you can have at least one beer with me, right anon?

>>42414763
bbbBBBBRRRRRRAAAAAAPPFPFFHHhh

>>42414763
*inserts dick into anus*

Why don't you try some of my homebrew, baby.

>>42414763
I'll take 5

beer?
fuck that shit
get the whiskey

>>42414763
There's not enough space in that fridge for milk gallons

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>>42414786

>>42414788
Side ways?

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>>42414791
>I like beer and drink it.

>>42414783
Kek'd

>>42414763
only if I can drink it out of your asshole, baby

>>42414763
Hell yeah gimme that shit

>>42414763
Why the fuck is that fridge so fucking empty?
Where's the milk?

>>42414951
sup rippetoe?

>>42414791
>wanting whisky dick around an ass like that

Beta virgin nogains detected.

>>42414994
>getting whisky dick

sounds like you need to do more /noporn/ and cardio

>>42414994
I don't think you replied to the right person

>>42414962
Lost

>>42414951
*tehee* oh you'll drink plenty of milk tonight anon, my back is hurting from having my girls full of protein just for you

>>42414763
Too many calories.

I'll have tequila, lime juice, and soda water instead.

>>42414763
>not drinking home-made 75% moonshine instead of piss drinks in rest days
Lmao

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>Anon, I got this pitcher for us to share. You have to help me finish it or you'll be picking me up off the floor.

>>42414817
>d-do you have any cider I don't have grown up taste yet

>>42415437
if the guy likes whiskey, and doesn't like beer, why would you assume he wants a cider or he can't handle the taste?
it's obvious he just wants to drink a single glass and get drunk as opposed to drinking 6+ beers

>>42414788
not even in bag form?

*mounts you as you bend over*
Heh, nothing personal, kid

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>>42414763
Alcohol and women are gains goblins.

>>42415552
you spelt personnel wrong

>>42415381

What the fuck is wrong with your nose? Ima have to put a bag over your face if you wanna bang.

How do I get this kind of body?

>>42414763
>tfw on roids and drinking heavy

i'm a fucking idiot. rip liver.

>>42416315

You think you are funny eh? Dying of organ failure is not a joke. For nothing. You could have lived a long life, but you stupidly and deliberately cut decades off of your life.

>>42416346
no, it really isn't funny. i just fucking suck. i'm not sure how bad the damage is but if blood tests are any indocator i should never drink or do orals again.

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Anyone else kinda dislike big asses?
Small tight butts are best

>>42416427
pedofag kys

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>>42416427
nope, just you

>>42416315
heavy drinbking while on roids is straight up dumb, start smoking weed instead, also drinking once in a while isn't changing anything

>>42416427
I don't like braphogs but there's not enough meat on her ass for me

I miss my gorufrendu

>>42416446
yeah, i'm aware it can't go on like this. sadly i've given in to depression again even though i swore i wouldn't. i've got a career, a woman and a house but i feel so dissatisfied with my life.

>>42416570
set new goals
and remember you'll never be 100% happy.

>>42414763
I need to eat that ass

>>42416427
Yea so that's just you on that island bro sorry

>>42414763
where do I find women like this

>>42416639
yeah, i know. i got my PT licenses. right now i work in sales but i want to switch careers. also i'm kinda close to breaking my countries powerlifting records, so that's something i'm chasing right now. but i still can't keep myself from fucking up. in part it's because of the people i hang out with but i know that all the responsibility rests on me. i really need to cut everything alcohol related out of my life.

>>42416427
Donotwant.jpeg

>>42414994
If you don't get rock hard erections even when blacked out, you need to be checked for ED or low test

>>42416683
outside

>>42414763
>cans of beer
>bottle of water
Where the fuck is the food? Who does this?

>>42416876
I have lived for quite a few years now and I have never met a woman with a body like pic related.

[Glass Her]

I to wish to have a girlfriend so insecure and degenerate that she wants to be half naked in any photo of her

>>42416910
actually that pretty much comes with any gf that trusts you. my gf doesn't care if i take nudes of her. she'd never think i upload them anywhere.

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>>42416427
>small tight butts
>post small, flat butt
pic related

>>42416437
oh shit thats wifey materiale

>>42414786
You drink Talisker?

>>42414763
>beer
is that beer? Looks like sprite
>>42414786
also this. Straight liquor cuts down on empty calories. No meming, once I got serious about fitness I cut down on drinking in general, but also only drink liquor (mostly whiskey), either straight to mixed with diet. Occasionally I'll have a Guiness, which is lower cal than even a lot of light beers (not all stouts though, a lot of stouts are high cal)

>>42416271
squats+diddlies

>>42416902
Has a woman ever done that while where that in front of you?

Considering she is probably in the top 1% for aesthetics with that body have 100?

Go to the beach or some shit man, they are there.

Is being able to do 15 more squats every 4 days good or bad progress?

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>>42416435
>>42416437
>>42416462
>>42416655
>>42416841
>>42416940
Come on guys her ass is perfectly acceptable.like i said its definitely not flat or grotesquely huge. just right

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>>42417017
first one is trash
that one is better
pic related is GOAT small ass

>>42417032
she looks like a 13 year old i dont like that shit.

i like them big booty milfs man

>>42416996
reality is that 99.99% of females look like shit naked and even if they go to the gym and work out they wont get any progress whatsoever, because for starters they dont really care and its hard to shape a female body cuz of lack of anabolic hormones

it takes a bitch 5 years to get the kind of booty growth that a dude can get in 1 year

>>42417297
yeah yeah, its not that they "diet" and still eat like utter garbage, don't count macros etc. aka lack of DEDICATION.

Also are u grill? Pls be in london is my city etc

>>42415437
Liking the taste of ass is grown up now? I bet you drink IPA you hipster fuck

>>42417394
girls dont use the internet man
the female body isnt made to be manipulated

all the girls want a squat butt but they fail to realize that they lack the hormones to grow the glute muscles in the first place, also none of them follow a proper bulk diet

add on top of that their lack of motivation

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>>42414763
>never drank alcohol
>should start drinking alcohol for a random bitch I'll stop meeting after 3 moths
>and damage my body and liver for no reason
and most importantly
>doing what a girl tells you

>>42417414
Dumbass broscience bih

Women have only 33 percent less muscle in lower body compared to upper which is 40+ percent

http://jap.physiology.org/content/89/1/81

>>42414763
I only drink Vodka desu

>>42417492
and how much DHT, SHBG and Testosterone do they have compared to men?

serious question, how important is it really to remove alcohol from your diet? I enjoy going out and getting shitfaced once in a while (college) and although I can have fun while absolutely sober, nowhere near the amount of crazy shit happens when I don't touch a drink.

>>42417526
a beer has like 150 kcals in it.

in comparison a bag of chips has like 1500 kcals

so in terms of weight gain its irrelevant, but apparently beer makes ur hormones fluctuate towards higher estrogen for like 48 hours after, which is bad i suppose

>>42414786
whiskey and diet coke is god tier drink when cutting

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>>42417022
these are fucking gross but they always get me

>>42414763

honestly this is the average sort of girl i wish i had been having one night stands with in college

nothing really noteworthy about her but it would be a good night of feeling like you're normal. i'd almost rather bang her than someone objectively prettier because at that point you're like "ok you're banging me but you're out of my league, what's your angle"

with this girl you're like "ok shes just horny like me, we're both average. cool"

anyway whats this thread about?

>>42417760
That girl is average? Lmfao

>>42416462
>braphogs
Post moar that would fall into the braphog category for science, of course

>>42414763
alcohol makes you fat

>>42414763
what is this gay shit

>>42417917
it's not a trap you faggot

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hips > everything else

>>42417927
suck my cock faggot

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>>42416462

>I don't like braphogs

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>>42414994
I've blacked out and still gotten hard. The only time I've ever 69'd with a chick and I don't remember it because I drank too much.
She told me about it is how I know.

>>42415381
dont worry sweetie. My weightlifting training (specifically deadlifts) have perfectly trained me to be able to pick you up off of the floor. In a safe way too!
and they said deadlifts werent functional strength : ^ )

>>42414763
Go home bitch. You are drunk.

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>>42415381

>>42417760
Hate this copypasta

>>42417526
Still to liqour and away from liquers. Beers are for holding out and slow drinking or being a cheap fuck.

>>42417431
what is on his skin ?

>>42414763
I see more and more photos of sluts in their underwear in the fridge. Is this yet another meme pose they have to pull out for their instagram?

>>42418588
Everyone knows women can't cook so everyone laughs at them playing pretend in the fridge.

Is it true that having less than 3 drinks won't really have a noticeable effect in terms of performance in the next few days?
I hate feeling guilty for having a few beers on weekends

Beer is trash. The only time I drink is recreationally and it HAS to be wine from at least 10 years ago

HEINEKEN?

FUCK THAT SHIT

>>42414763
Yuck that ass is gonna be infested with stretch marks in like 5 months

>>42417941
HNNNNNNNNNG

>>42418691
i think u need trt

>>42418718
Whats trt?

>>42418725
testosterone replacement therapy

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>>42417941
s.....source?

>>42418910
mal malloy

she got pregnant and is bigger now

>>42414763
im so horny bros

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>>42414786

>>42418536
Black

>>42417517
I think the average for women is 50 (whatever the fuck unit of measurement) and for men it's 300-1000

>>42418536
tribal markings probably

>>42418536
Scarification. A ritual to manhood involving hundreds to thousands of cuts along the skin and the wounds filled with dirt to form a bump upon healing. It is meant to replicate the skin of the crocodile whom the tribe looks up to

>>42418536
organic washboard

>>42414786
>beer?
>fuck that shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snhiofL2Rh4

>>42415437
>d-do you have any cider I don't have grown up taste yet
lmao rekt

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>>42414994
>whisky dick

I actually thought that was some kind of joke or reference until I heard a friend mention it IRL.

Some of my best faps have been with half a fifth of vodka in me.

>>42414994
>being able to get whisky dick around an ass like that

You are the virgin

>>42417431
thats not an ar15

Routine for body like image in OP? Asking for a friend

>>42414763
Yes.

>>42420031
squats n oats x 10

>>42418935
>bigger now
max squat, bench, DL?

>>42414763
>WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO WITH MY MILK?
>HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO GOMAD WITHOUT MY MILK?

>>42417643
Rum + coke is superior imo

Ever make a whiskey sour? Breddy gud shit

>>42415381
>pretend to drink
>let her drink most
>carry her back to my car

Winner

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>Sweetie, you shouldn't be drink too much alcohol!
>Come here and drink some milk. It will make you big and strong!

>>42417643
>>42420427
>consuming soda of any kind

It's time to wake up kids.

>>42416427
>She has red hair.

Fucking Irishmen fuck off already.

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>>42415381
MOOOOO

>>42414770
i bet you aren't even bothered by brap posts, you just typed this because this is what people do and you like following the pattern played out thousands of times before rather than being creative

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>>42414763
No. And please leave me alone. You fucking whore.

>>42417032
daily reminder I live 300 yards from this coffee stand

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>>42419613
looks like an g3

>>42422699

"Matched with Chad"

Kekd

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>>42422699
>this is exactly how the real world works

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>>42417892

>>42419388

That's pretty punk rock.

>>42416427
I'm with you mate, Can't stand a lard ass

>>42422346
reddit piss off

>>42417941
fat bitch

>>42416427
shape > size.
Having said that, tawnee stone is the perfection of ass + leg shape.

honestly this is the average sort of girl i wish i had been having one night stands with in college

nothing really noteworthy about her but it would be a good night of feeling like you're normal. i'd almost rather bang her than someone objectively prettier because at that point you're like "ok you're banging me but you're out of my league, what's your angle"

with this girl you're like "ok shes just horny like me, we're both average. cool"

anyway whats this thread about?

>>42422387
You might as well lift 10000 miles from that girl she is so out of your league

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>>42423696

>>42423582
fuck, that's some serious porn nostalgia

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>>42423422
Gibs me milky mommy

>>42414770
I CAME HERE FOR THIS

-BASED-

>>42420546
You have the humor of a 12yo

>>42417431
Honestly, the damage one beer does to your body is nothing compared to what your autism medications do

>>42417297
>99.99% of females look like shit naked
>t. ugly beta who can't bang hotties
Stay salty faget

>>42417431
>he has never known the exquisite pleasure of a post cardio beer
>never ran a 5k then shotgunned a bud at his buddies dorm porch
>never had his gf grab him a cold one post coitus
You're missing out mate.

>>42417414
>they lack the hormones to grow the glute muscles in the first place
Utter bullshit

>>42416427
I'm with you, but this ass is garbage tier. Kys and try again.

man i need some wallpapers like this

>>42423422
Estrogen is not fucking fair man, I wish I had nice skin like that. Who wouldn't love to be joocy and ripped with nice skin.

>>42423422
That's fucking gross

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>>42417414
Wrong
It just takes them more time

>>42415381
some white look like pigs. nobody says anything.
some black look like apes. everybody says something.

lol

>>42417526
Important. It's not about calories, it's about inhibition of protein synthesis.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/11584159

>>42414763
actually she's reaching for the water below the beer you dumb gainzgoblin

>>42415437
>Says he prefers Whisky
>Translates to LMAO you drink cider.

Okay faggot. I like a cold beer over liquor usually, but if all that's there is fucking cans or pisswater basic-bitch lager I'd sooner anything else.

>>42426837
Lol she gained weight and happened to have good genetics. She might have gained some muscle, but training glutes doesn't make your ass look like that; no matter how long you train for

>lifting means you can't drink

ok beta male pussies who worry about every carb and calorie they put into their overly manicured zero applicable strength femboy toner bodies

>>42424006
The idea of being a frat boy makes me wanna blow my brains out

Money>College fun

>>42428491
>>42426837
also the fact that shes bending her back like hell in the 2nd pic

>>42420751
I LOVE YOU MOMMY

>>42423744
tip top kek

>>42414783
Autism

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>>42415069

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>>42416427
groce

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>it's going to get very hot today
>you might want to shed some layers

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>>42416427

You talk to me with that beer nonsense one more time and I'll kick your teeth down your throat.

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>>42422699
>Richter scale was invented with him in mind
>Hollywood consults him for one-liners

>>42414994
Yeah not everyone gets whiskey dick. I dunno why but I get rock hard even drunk as a skunk.

Sure

>>42416427
i like both anon.

>>42422340
Name?

>>42414770
Fpbp

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>>42428029
>some black look like apes
>some
Most blacks (especially women) look like monkeys and they screech like them to.

>>42423422
Fucking damn she needs to lose weight I KNOW she needs to lose weight but for some reason this is making me erect

>>42419017
Kek

>>42428029
>some black
kek nice try nigger

>>42428546
I wasnt a frat boy, I just had a healthy social life. I had 3.7 in mechanical engineering and my masters in thermal fluid dynamics in 5 years. Money is good but memories are important too.

>>42432331

Have you never looked closely at anyone? Stare at their ears and they WILL start to look like monkeys

>>42416462
what is a braphog?

>>42414807
Sideways milk leaks lad

>>42432794
Get the fuck out

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>>42415069
you know it's funny...there's this super sexy pale blue eyed 30 yr old milf that use to work with me. She had to pump milk at work since she was full time.
When she was pumping just to take the pain away, I was busy one day and she came to me and said "I pumped milk in the back and you weren't around, so I poured it out. I knew you wanted to try some."
I literally told her every day I wanted to taste it and she wanted me too as well. She said it tasted super sweet....

oh how I would stare at her full milk bottles that she pumped. The delicious drops of milk that would stick to the rim of the cups...

>>42416427
Honestly depends on the body type. I like a big ass, but it has to have that perfect amount of fat on it. But a firm butt can be fine.

have you ever pissed into a girl's ass?

they do not like it one bit

>>42423744
> wanting to date barista-sluts in the first place