GYM ACCIDENTS

>>42406439
>confidences says 'Rich Piano'
>thank you ypipo, I am saved
what the fuck

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>>42406567

I felt confidence like Rich Panini.

Also a white guy saved me.

>>42406439
N I G G E R
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>>42406613

Guess again, milk-skin.

>>42406439
Are you that Asian dude who was benching 155 while wearing sandals who I saved today? Cause this happened at my YMCA today, just 2 hours ago.

I swear to God OP, you better not be that Asian dude wearing sandals at the gym and you better not be benching 155 saying its 215

>>42406439
>be....me
> forgot my shorts so I get a loan pair at the desk.
>get one of those short shorts you see basketball players from the 80's play in.
>say fuck it, its leg day either way.
>get to show my leg gainz.
>prep the bar for squats.
> music blaring in my phones.
>squatting like no tomorrow and setting new records in my short shorts.
>feel someone poking me for attention.
> guy that works there tells me that my junk is hanging out of my shorts and people are complaining.
>look behind me and see a group of teenage girls staring in horror....

i now work out at home.

>>42406854
please be real

>>42406879
> forgot my shorts so I get a loan pair at the desk.
things that didn't happen

>>42406898
what kinda shit gym do you go to

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>>42406854
lol. friendly reminder that everyone on fit e-stats and the people giving you advice are dyels

>>42406898
like haven't you ever heard of lost and found?

>>42406933
My gym does that too

>>42406854
OP btfo

>>42406892
It is real, this just happened today. I was at the YMCA in Durham, North Carolina from about 3:30 to 4:45. This is the second time in the two weeks at this gym that I had to save some dyel from the bench.

My bench is shit and for that reason, I always ask for a spot. I might come off as awkward by walking around and asking random people to spot me, but it's better that having some random guy save your ass.

>>42406913
Yeah I kind of guessed that. I don't understand why you twinks need to lie about the weight you lift when it's not even relevant to the story.

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>>42406854
>sandals

>>42406980
To be fair, I think he went to the gym hoping to use the pool. The pool is currently shut down because some employee fucked up big time, put too much chlorine in the pool and injured over 40 people, including children. Six children were seriously injured.

http://www.wral.com/ymca-closed-thursday-after-poolside-chemical-spill-that-sent-40-to-hospital/16856026/

I am just using this gym cause I am on vacation for a business trip and it's close to my hotel. It's been a shit show.

>>42406854
this dude gonna have to pull a>>42406879
and work out from home from now on. damn.

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>>42406854
>>42406854

>Hispanic
>wear nikes
>45 pound bar, two 45s, two 10s, two 5s

Nope, not me. That's fucking hilarious tho, who the fuck wears flip flops while lifting?

>>42406879

Your gym loans shorts? Lmao that's top Kek.

>>42406963

Nah man, I'm nowhere near North Carolina, but that's Kek-worthy.

>>42406625
Not even them, but calling someone milk skin is a compliment LOL

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>>42406913

Why would I e-stat? 215 is nothing to brag about, and dropping it on myself isn't either.

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>>42407198

I know, when I did GOMAD I was hoping my skin would get whiter, sadly that is it the case.

>mfw

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>>42406963
>Durham, NC

How does it feel to be a faggot?

>>42406959
If it was me, yeah. But I'm not Asian, or in his state. Kek.

>>42407227
I don't know, I am just out here for work. Only going to be here for another week. It's a nice little town, I can tell that the people who live here are really trying to improve it.

I imagine your butthurt comes from college basketball. In that case, you may have the better team, but Duke will always offer the superior education.

>>42407207
Why are women so entitled and such children?

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>>42407253

Because they are constantly bombarded with attention from thirsty betas, and they have no expectations other than to look good and have open legs.

Just my opinion though.

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>>42407251

It's humid as hell in NC, but property is cheap af. I might move out there eventually, would you spot me anon?

>>42407188
yeah man, it's like old shit people leave behind and all.
comes in handy sometimes

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>>42407317

The most my gym gives to people is used yoga mats to use, but I've never asked for loaners, I might try if I forget sometime.

You should try going back to your gym anon, chat up those girls.

>>42407295
Yeah, I'll spot you, but only if that is not you in your pic.

>>42407347
i would but im not really into the pedophile thing, me being 24 and them being 15-16.

>>42407172
thats 165 you fucking dipshit

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>>42407780

Whoops, forgot the two 25's on top of that, eat my ass faggot.

>>42407295

Nah, that's a picture of >>42407780 in his workout attire.

>>42407693

Yeah better not then.

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>>42406439
FAG ALMOST DROWNED DOING 2PL8 SQUATS IN THE POOL AT THE Y

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>>42408219

I would pay to see that shit happen.

>>42406439
Learn to dump the weights, faggots. Seriously, it could save your life. I bench alone all the time because my gym is often empty or only has one or two cardio bunnies. I've done the roll of shame a few times. Failed a five rep max last week and decided to dump the weight this time. Easy as hell. Made a bit of noise but it was way easier than the roll of shame.

Disclosure: might be more difficult at higher weights. I was only working with 85kg/187lbs

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>>42408263

I would have done that but I put clips on the bar like a retard, I'm not going to do that again.

>>42408219
Why would they allow that shit?

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>>42408285

It's the YMCA, anything and everything can happen in those pools. I saw some idiot trying to run with two 45's, one in each hand, from the bottom of the pool. Doesn't surprise me.

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>>42406439
What's the story behind that pic? Tried to search it and a bunch of fucking bots seem to have been posting it.

>>42408319

No idea, found it on a meme Discord.

>>42408308
This shit literally never happens at my Y. Actually idk old people and boomers are retarded.

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>>42408353

They yelled at him after.

>>42408166
Can confirm this guy isn't Asian, fucking failed 4th grade math class.

>>42406854
oh fuck

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>>42408745

Fuck off slut.

>>42407188
haha le ebin kekkage top bro xD

>about to go to the gym
>no clean shirts
>pick random shirt up off my bedroom floor because I'm gonna smell anyway
>get to gym
>start doing squats in mirror
>notice the giant cumstains all over the front of the shirt
that was a fun day let me tell you

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>>42408982

You some kind of gigglepuss?

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>>42409000

Jesus Christ

>>42409000
Not eating your own cum - what a homo

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>>42409079

Wholesome af

>>42409079
I never said it was my cum

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>>42409097

HOLY FUCK

Well earned (you)

Post number 42409097
(You)

yep. tons of stories. horrific shit

>>42410364

Let's hear some plz.

>>42409091
is this real?

>>42412585

No, it's the European reality, but that magazine cover never happened.