Hello, /fit/. I have, through countless research. trial, and error. thought of a brilliant idea for a diet which will make me healthy again,
According to the second law of thermodynamics. nothing can be 100% efficient, meaning that energy is always expended and lost when work is performed. Also, according to an extraordinarily reliable soruce. for every third of a kilometer of muscle you have (sorry, I just moved to Great Britain and my metric is pretty bad. it might be a bit more or less, but I know it's for every pound) you will automatically burn 200 calories every day to keep that muscle alive.
Then I realized something; farting requires energy. If I were to fart as much as possible every day, I could create a workout based on it to lose weight. According to my calculations, for every three hundred farts. your anal sphincter will become a kilometer heavier, and it will be all muscle,
Here is my new workout regimen;
>1200 farts while sitting. twice daily
>800 farts while squatting, three times daily
> 2 farts while performing a handstand. once daily, to get those rock hard 'ceps,
>160 farts while imagining myself running. to get the endorphines pumping in an abstract way to promote muscle growth,
>A minimum of 10 farts every night while sleeping. to prevent muscle atrophy,
My goal is to lose 40 kilometers eventually. what do you guys think?
extraordinary research mate. You are going to make it
just make sure not to "workout" on public transport, it's considered rape by the feminazis
can you recommend a diet to ensure a steady flow of gas to pass?
>>42404229
beans & proteans
>>42403027
Why not just jackoff all day instead, switching arms?
You would end up doing more work, get really good at sex, and have sick forearms.