Who /Geralt mode/ here?

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me

>>42402922
Hello chubbo :3

>>42402880

Man I just spent the last like 5 hours running backwards and forwards in novigrad to complete all these boring bullshit quests. What a chore.

Velen was fuckin' fun, lots to kill, lots to learn about witching and then 'NOVIGRAD WOW SO BIG CITY' walking backwards and forwards doing sweet fuck all for hours at a time.

Who the fuck though this was a good idea? If the game doesn't pick up soon I'm done.

>>42402952
DELETE THIS NOW

>>42402952
You know you don't have to do all the minor side quests, right?

>cucking yourself out of an enjoyable gameplay experience by being a completionist

A lot of autists probably got burned out because they chose to put all those markers all over the map

>>42402880
I've got the hair at least

that game was such an overrated piece of crap

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>>42403233

>>42402922
Why am I seeing this stupid fucking image everywhere?

>>42403089
>80 hours on one characters, still could pull like 50 more out if i chose to visit skellige and swim around

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>>42402880
>tfw too thicc

>>42403089

Buddy, I ain't using the map. The default HUD is fucking atrocious so the first thing I did was mod it so that all I get is a little asterix where the objective is.

I've done like one sidequest in Novi. The rest of it has just been chasing down Dandelion and it's taking fucking ages.

About the best it gets is when some retards pick a fight with me and I get to momentarily take a break from the endless dialogue slog to split some wigs.
What the fuck is it with everyone in this gameworld thinking they can take on a witcher anyway?
The dude has two giant swords on his back, cat eyes and more scars than a teenage self-harm specialist and yet every single drunken fuck reckons they can take him.

Apparently the game picks back up in Skellige though so... Doing some actual witching and stuff instead of an endless series of boring drawn out conversations about nothing.

>>42403266
Didn't know it was a meme, the pic looked funny to me

>>42403291
>not enjoying the Novigrad mainquests

>>42403277
You have to exercise to get into Geralt mode. He's leaner and more muscular than you. Hit delts more

>>42403291
>two giant swords
they are literally baby tier one handed swords but witchers need speed(in the books at least) that's why they use them instead of something like a zweihander.

>>42402922
bugs.............

>>42403645
A 43 inch sword isn't baby tier you cunt, they are around greatsword length