Help! Where do I start? I have a pool party next week and need

>>42396591
Cut off your leg

>>42396591
You need to lose 75 pounds... in one week? What the fuck are you asking? You could lose one to maybe two pounds (SAFELY) in one week. Just eat less. That's it. Count your calories and be in a deficit. Read the sticky retard

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>>42396604
>>42396597
I'm totally kidding. This is me. Keto Since February + Shit Lighting

>>42396591
water fast in that one week you'll lose maximum 7-20 lbs, yes it's safe research it if you're afraid

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And a not so shit lighting one just for fun

>>42396624
>shit lighting
No this lighting is incredibly good you fucking retard. You obviously look like shit and have nearly no definition and are abusing hard lighting to compensate for muscle.

>>42396672
Fight me irl

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>>42396624
>>42396642
You look like a psychopath

Why are Mexicans so ugly?

>>42396624
I'm still gonna go with cutting off a leg.

>>42396624
make your bed and clean your room holy fuck

>>42396739
>no sheets on my bed
>my shirt is laying on the bed
>mess