*blocks your path in the locker room* wat do?

unzip and give them some brotein

>>42393877
Holy shit the right guys legs.

Also would fuck biracial boipussi on left.

>>42393877
call them faggots and proceed to get my stuff from my locker.

I would reverse cuckold the dude on the right by fucking his black bottom boi right in front of him.

>>42393877
*Unzips dick*

>>42393877
Ask if they train legs

>>42394118

left's legs are proportional to his body though

>>42394068
kek this was going to be my post almost word for word.

>>42393877
underage b&s who just train abs and biceps

>>42393877
N O L E G S
O
L
E
G
S

>"Move, faggot"
>Get my stuff

Sign up for a new gym

>>42393877
"hey you guys should train other muscles aside from your abs and arms if you even train at all. You have no leg, back, trap, or shoulder definition. It really needs work"

*opens locker*

>>42395517
Autism valley

>>42393927
this

>>42393877
lol broward county

Call them faggots then proceed to suck their cocks

>>42393877
Ask the black guy to activate the sound barrier

>>42395525
how lol

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>>42393877
tell them that i am not interested and that i only date 8 or above

Kick their legs and snap them.

>>42397792
This

>>42396453
WWWOOOO!!! YOU HEAR THAT?!

>>42398272
I don't get it

>>42396453
i dont get the reference

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>>42393877
I'm crine. Never thought I'd see my city on 4chan

>>42394068
Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door, leather club's two blocks down.

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>>42393877
>looks like you met your match today kiddo
>unsheeths katana
>let's dance

>>42400741
fuck you

>>42398902
do you go to that gym? is that you?

do you think theyre fucking?

>>42393877
point and laugh at their legs

Guy on the left is the equivalent of a tomboy (male). My benis is confused. Send help.

>>42401694

how can a man be a tomboy?

>>42401697
>Spats
>That hand gestures
>Smug look on his face
>Twink frame
No homo, anime was a mistake.

>>42401697
I can't even begin to tell you how problematic that question is. Please apologize.

>>42393877
*unzips boipucci*

>>42396699

If you don't realise how that's being autistic, then you're just proving his point bucko.

>>42393877
Give them good ol' in-and-out, in-and-out

>>42400888
>tips your bee

>>42401739
No! I'm tired of APOLOGIZING to crybaby trendies who can't stand up for themselves. If they were real men they would have ignored it or confronted me, not this passive aggressive bullshit that so many welps pull today. Makes me want to rip their trachea out like pulling out wet hair from the drain. I'm no longer apologizing, and I suggest you do the same.

>>42401992

theirs or yours?

>>42393877
City of Sunrise? More like City of your Father Should Have Raised His Sunright!

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>>42404521

Fuck the twink while lurch pressure hoses my butthole.

we all end up going our own separate ways when we find out we're all bottoms

>>42393877
those faggots are 5'4" tops and have no legs. I would laugh at them

>>42405141

how can they both be 5'4 when theyre different heights

"excuse me guys"
*walk by*

>>42405151

they refuse to let you pass. what now?

>>42405163
A) SUCK DICK FOR PASSAGE
B) SUCK NIGGERDICK FOR PASSAGE
C) BEAT THE ELVES UP