> It makes me fart really bad What do brehs?

>eat for dinner
>fart all night while asleep
But seriously, who gives a fuck?

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>>42386773

>>42386773
you can try to hide a fart.

or you can let them hide your 20%+ BF body in the ground 20 years sooner then it needed to be

whats it gonna be anon

>>42386794
This is false

>>42386794
there is literally no way this is true. or it isn't additional calories and would just be part of your RMR.

>>42386773
>amerifats are so health resistant that they get digestive issues from vegetables

>>42386773
Keep eating it. Use farts during workout to secure workout zone in gym.

>>42386780

I leave my house my man and not just for the gym

>>42386794
>>42386808
yeah I fart 50 times a day and it's not burning a pound of fat.
>>42386798
not that anon but my farts are loud. They don't smell they just make noise, it's hard to hide.

>>42386773

try steaming it if you eat brockoli raw or fried its not enogugh if you steam it the essential marcos for farts melt away gl man

>>42386822
You go out at night after having dinner?

eat more

i have 8ounces a day and it's fucking great

>>42386863

No, I eat them for lunch

>>42386811
This. Anything that isn't deep fried is rejected by their system

>>42386794
lmao the sad thing is that some schmuck will read that and actually believe that one fart is equivalent to walking on the stairmaster for 5 minutes

>>42386895
Well then don't do that, dingus.

>>42386794
wew

>>42386794
I kekd

>>42386794
Ordering Mexican right now.

>>42386794
BRRRRRRAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFERRRTTRR

>>42386773
Don't eat them, maybe?

>>42389431
But I rike them

>>42386812
>doing squats
>breathe in
>let out a big wet fart at the top
>no way I'm losing my breath and collapsing at the bottom

Use your farts to your advantage.

Eat them with yogurt.