>tfw the gym braphog has diarrhea

>gym falcon laid eggs in the sauna again

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>>42384120

>tfw you do the roll of shame

>>42384120
>tfw the lanklets set another manlet trap by the dumbell hammocks and i get thrown into the manlet pit again
jdimsa

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>plate dispenser fresh out of patented bar butter weight lubricant™

>blacksmith is home sick again and the bars are all bent

>tfw the gym Chad is on holiday

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>gym snack trolley is out of pickles again

>tfw your squat plug falls out so you have to clean the manlet pit

>I didn't tip my spotter enough so I gotta spend a week in the manlet pit

>took the gym twink at my home, so I can fuck him all day
>the gym owner said if he finds out who stole him, he will kick his ass

>Tfw be the gym braphog
>go mood some squats
>muscle becomes too strong and crushes butt implants
>ass deflates while sticky gummy bear silicone solution pours out of it

>gaze at braphog through three mirrors
>stare at her brap factory while she squats
>gym telescreen at my station goes off
>floor falls from under me
>gym big brother has imprisoned my for thotcrime
>spend a month being reeducated in the sub-manlet
>siren is loud as fuck
>everyone stares at me

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>the gym twink snuck home in my gym bag
>again

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>>42384136
>gym falcon laid eggs in the sauna again
this crossover /tv/ cinemaposting has got me keking like mad

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>Penis inspector charges you the Big D Fee

>>42385903

I am the original meme inventor and don't post on /tv/

>forget to do my height exercises
>sent to the manlet pit again

>>42385966
Can I have your autograph? Pls put me in the screen cap

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>>42384120
>gym replaced all the old barbells with new Smart Barbells™
>they count your reps out loud so you don't have to keep track
>mfw ego-lifters score 1/10 on their attempts.
Who else 100% success rate on squats?

>gym niggers show up
>steal all the plates

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>>42386089
>gym wiggers show up
>get sunburn indoors

>late to the gym
>gym couple beat me
>they're making out in the windowsill I put my bag on

>>42385966
Someone post this thread in reddit please.

And include me in the screenshot! xd

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>>42385866
>thotcrime

>tfw the gym implements a no singles policy

What is a braphog?

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>gym steve opened 70 year old canned cheese in the locker room

>>42389239
This. I'm an oldfag and don't remember this meme. Then again I took a break from this cancer.

>>42385211
What the fuuuuuuuuck

>tfw gym commissar summary executes yet another manlet

>the gym mujahideen declared jihad on the cardio thots again

>gym hires a new organist
>he only knows tocatta and fugue in D minor
>literally same tune, over and over
>gym vampire hunters had nearly wiped out the gain vampire infestion but now there's a whole flock of them moved in to the Cardio Castle

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>>42390435

>>42390457
>tried flirting with one of the cardio renfields at the treadmills
>end up getting cuck'd by chadimir tepes

>>42385866
Brilliant.

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>>42390435

>havent been on /fit/ for a year+
wtf is a braphog

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>>42390435

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>>42384120
>gym priest is on vacation
>try to get a gains blessing from the gymam instead
>he calls me filthy kuffar
mfw

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>walk in gym
>plates are being reforged to remove buffs

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>>42390498
>>42389309
>>42389239
Forgive my mobile screenshot, but this anon got it right.