/fph/ - land whale edition

>>42383210
hope someone rolled her back into the sea

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>>42383210
Tfw no BBW gf

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>>42383646

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>>42383669
Gross

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>>42384441

>>42384446
kek

>>42384441
is that even legal wtf

>>42385054
...what?

it's not optimal and it's strain on the gearbox, but as long as she's operating the car safely it's her problem.

>>42385117
What am I even looking at?

>>42385413
Progress

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>>42385460
Reminds me of how in Lost they reveal that Hurley is still fat because he has been dipping all his food in ranch the whole time.

>>42384441
>Why did you marry dad?
>If I wouldn't have married him you wouldn't be here.
>It wasn't worth it!
>Dad: I agree
Jesus Christ. I don't know how they got my home movies.

>>42385413
Ballsack man. That's a really fucking bad hernia, is what it is.

>be me
>be talking about food/weight/general fitness with friends
>say the term "hamplanet"
>be completely serious
>friends give "wtf?" look
>one in particular seems upset (he is super skinny btw)
>try to continue on but skinny friend stops me
>wtf does "hamplanet" mean anon?
>explain the obvious
>"that's fucked up man, extremely offensive"
>I say that maybe if you're that big you deserve to be offended and that if being big bothers you then you should lose some weight
>get into long argument about genetics and dieting
>in the end friend is convinced some people are just born to be fat and can't help it

Fucking dumbasses

>>42385128
nightmares are made out of her cleavage

>>42386177
I mean what fucking asshole makes a 70 inch vinyl skirt in the first place?

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>>42384441
Bye bye, transmission. This tubster needs a car with a column shifter, that might solve this problem.

>>42385571
Didn't he have access to some giant food stash he kept secret?

>>42383669
The bottom of her stomach looks like cottage cheese.

How anyone could find that attractive is beyond me.

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>>42383210
>land whale edition
we need to stop this. Land whales aren't the problem. You know what is? Normal fat girls who think they aren't even fat because they don't look like your picture. We need to start shaming the women who are fat but not 500 pounds

>>42386423
It's been years but I am pretty positive the only thing he hid for himself was the gallon jug of ranch.

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>>42386467
Like this? Fatter?

>>42386467
I somewhat agree. I dont like the idea that being overweight is becoming the norm, even if theyre not full on obese yet.

>>42386490
Both of them are way too fat.

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>>42384446
kek

>>42386529
>>42386467
My female friend at least 30 pounds overweight unironically fat-shamed somebody the other day. It's getting bad, any woman who isn't 100 pounds overwiehgt thinks she's normal.

>>42384446
Not
>of house lardgaryan

>>42386467
but being a size 6-8 isn't overweight unless you're pretty dang short.

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>>42386686
she's not a size 6-8

>>42385117
Fuck you! Delete this!

>>42386696
Yeah she might be lying about that, I'm just saying in that article she describes herself as a size 6-8 and (if that were true) then it would be a reasonable argument.
Most plus-sized models are ~12-16 though, and from the picture you posted she looks closer to that range.

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>>42386387
She looks like she is lightly glazed with melted butter and is ready for the oven.

>>42386165
You're not going to win an argument by actively denying something he clearly believes in. If you challenge his pride and something he is certain about of course he will go on lockdown. Start by explaining the undeniable health risks in a non accusatory manner. Appeal to his sense of sympathy, aka "I feel bad that these people who have trouble losing weight have such health risks."

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>>42386490
jesus how could you step out of the house looking like the one on the left?
why is it that i dont see fat or chunky people as ugly or repulsive to look at but i am too self conscious about my own not overweight arms to ever wear anything like that without feeling like a hideous landwhale?

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>>42386992
>common filth was right again

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>>42386696
>fat
>hank hill ass

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>>42385117
Pop off James!

>>42386931
vore fetish spotted

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-40809897

>A debate has emerged in Australia about whether overweight models who appear on the catwalk are glorifying obesity
>speaking on local television, Sports Illustrated editor MJ Day said: "We have made a very positive statement that beauty is not 'one size fits all'."
>Prof John Dixon, head of clinical obesity research at the Baker IDI Heart and Diabetes Institute, says models should represent everyone in the community.
>"With it being normal to be overweight in our community and so many - 28% of Australians being obese - it is quite offensive to say that obese people should not be on a catwalk," he said.

>Dr Brad Frankum, president of the Australian Medical Association in New South Wales, has questioned why obese models do not cause a similar backlash to severely underweight models.
>"If someone was walking down the catwalk smoking a cigarette there would be an outcry because that would be a very unhealthy message," Dr Frankum told the BBC.
>Dr Frankum said it was important to promote healthy lifestyles.
>"I'm not sure that we need obese models in swimsuits or lingerie to promote messages about people feeling good about themselves. I don't think it works that way," he said.

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>>42386467
>>42386686
>>42386696
> Size 6-8

>>42387624
>swimsuit hungry booties
That feel when you're such a fatass that you eat the clothes on your back.

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>>42384446

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>>42387624
>all those likes

>>42387029
holy shit lmao

>>42387834
She's a relatively famous "plus size community" youtuber

>>42387834
They're all fat people, don't feel bad about it.

>>42387029
food should never be described as "cute"

>>42387029
>When I remember its time for my insulin shot
>probesity
Jesus christ. Might as well be bug chasers.

>>42387899
>dat Dr. Oz power stance
So close. So very close.

Also, you'd have to be insane to judge "ability to stand" as an important sign of health

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>>42387899
>men would catcall me when i was in my mobility scooter

>>42387008
That means your standards are set low for some reason. But your'e also insecure enough to care what others think/have a normal amount of pride to not want to go out looking like a landwhale.

>>42386165
Stop posting this

>>42387008
Does she have the word taco tattooed on her knuckles? Wtf. Please tell me the other hand says bell

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>>42387583
Amy jewmer is an American size 6-8, your pic is Australian sizes

>be me
>little kid
>size 8
>holiday in america
>can't find a size 8, only 6
>mfw I try it on and it's 3 sizes too big

Americucks also have stupid shit like 'size 0'

>>42388509
I accidentally posted it in 2 threads like 6 hours ago you cunt and i got responses in both so fuck off

>>42388548
But numbers start at 0. Fuck off third worlder

>>42383646
Her soul is kill :'(

>>42388558
>accidentally posted

Nigga wut?

>>42388581
I meant to post it here but typed it out in a /fit/ humor thread and posted it there. Then realized my mistake and posted it here as well.

It's pretty relevant to both threads and actually got more replies in the other one so don't see any issue. Not like it's some copypasta shit.

>>42388613
You were busted posting lame ass pasta for (You)s. Take your cancer to /b/

>>42388581
sorry I made cube

>>42388622
>how dare you sully my precious taiwanese hentai board
>everyone else responded to my posts but 1 person (you) didn't like it so it's pasta

Fuck off

>>42388670
Go back to plebbit

>>42388622
At least he contributed something original to the thread, unlike you fatty

>>42388693
>stale pasta
>original

>>42385128
Man she looks like she's having fun and dressing up and being social. I'd probably trade whatever fitness I have for that.

>>42388705
>stale pasta
m8 i scroll through /fph/ on the regular and have never seen that before, stop being a faggot

>>42388706
it's all an act

if you've ever known a girl who is even slightly fat they will obsess over it and fill their social media with any overcompensation that they possibly can

>>42387008
Shes an actual plus size model I think she has the validation to step outside wearing anything

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Fucking fatties. Get out of my pure European country!

>>42387344
/d/ lurker spotted

>>42388706
You'd be surprised. All the women I know like that are actually super antisocial and bitchy. Shit sucks when everything aches.

>>42388828
That looks like a white woman. A pure Euro specimen. Stay mad

>>42387008
Because you have self pride.

>>42385139
No it is everones problem, if she kills herself with it fine, but if she takes other people with it is not fine. She should no be allowed to drive.

God I hate americans.

>>42388941
obsessed

>>42388967
No just fucking logical

>>42388996
it's okay, i'd be jealous of americans too if i was in some irrelevant country

portray us however you want, whatever makes you feel better

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>>42389021
>jealous of americans

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>get home from work
>plus size housemate sitting in the kitchen drinking whole milk straight from the 3L jug
>literal slice of ham on the floor

What have I just witnessed?

>>42388706
> judging people's lifestyles based on what they post on social media
Are you really this naive?

>>42389065
A good effort for bulking up.

>>42384441
>'Merica intensifies

>>42383210
there's a person in there somewhere

it blows my mind

>>42386387
looks like elephant seal trying to catch last rays of sun

>>42389166
>GOMAD strikes again

>>42389065
THREELMAD

>>42387899
Bitch, that wasnt catcalling , it was the wheels on the mobility scooter screaming in pain

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>>42389065
I don't mean to alarm you anon, but there seems to be a black hole in your kitchen.

>>42384441
Is this the real reason why America has mainly automatic cars?

>>42387008
>tfw normal BMI, okay body (still 20lbs to lose for goal, but passable), almost flat stomach but huge dinner lady arms
I can't wait until I can wear sleeveless tops again

>>42386467
It's the same with men. So many guys with disgusting pudgy stomachs and obese or borderline obese BMIs think they're "normal" or "look thin" because they're not morbidly obese (yet). Even with skinny guys you have to worry about them getting like that as they grow older but not giving a shit because it's "normal"
I don't have impossibly high standards for physical attraction, I just want a guy who's not fat or ugly, but it seems my range of options get slimmer every year.

>>42388828
the person on the right is pretty bad too

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Fat people should be given a one year ultimatium to lose a safe amount of weight.

If they fail to do so, they will be forcefully drugged and dragged to Fat Fuck Island. This island is in the south pacific, temperate climate, fresh water and food sources.

The island would be wired for microphones and cameras, and I would sell the suffering of these fat fucks as they struggle to rebuild society, and themselves from the mistakes they've made in their lives.

I give them about a week before they start forming tribes and alliances.

I give them two weeks before resorting to cannibalism.

>>42389786
Shoo shoo skelly

>>42389786
Damn, I want to lick those pelvis bones.

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>>42386479

>>42387029
He's always right

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>>42385413
how can you be so insensitive about his cancer? I hope you get raped in prison faggot!

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>>42389273

>>42387899
I don't think they're catcalling, probably just reacting

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I think this belongs here

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pure gold from /lgbt/
based faggot is based

>>42388560
they also have 00 and 000

Colour me sad. Waiting for a haircut and there's a fat bitch with 2 little fatlets. Mother is trash; these poor little chubbers were fucked from the start...

>>42390304
I'm so fucking angry at this picture. Is not even that bad compared to others. Maybe its the keto.

>>42384446
>Karl Doughnut
>Shirt
>Skinny Jeants
>nu-beard

FUUUUUUUCK

>>42386992
WHITE GIRLS FUCK DOGS WHITE GIRLS FUCK DOGS WHITE GIRLS FUCK DOGS WHITE GIRLS FUCK DOGS WHITE GIRLS FUCK DOGS WHITE GIRLS FUCK DOGS

>>42389840
>>42386479
>>42386423
He's still fat because they were all dead.

I think.

Man fuck that show.

>>42387008
is that zoe quinn?

>>42387834
>6.2k is a lot

it just means that the person is well known in its own community, but a nobody outside of it

>>42390451
Please link to thread

>>42389065
GOMAD

>>42386679

>Why can't I be both

Because you're fat.

>>42386676

Not
>of House Harkonnen

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>>42387899
>walking along the street, minding my own business
>hear the scraping of metal on sidewalk
>turn to see a massive monstrosity riding a beetus mobile towards me
>instantly breathless, can only whisper a soft "god damn" as the sight of such a violation of natures laws stuns me
>hambeast turns and with a smirk and thinks "men are always catcalling me, take that skinny whores"

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>Bulk finished

>>>/b/41053203

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>>42385117
Pop off james
POP OFF JAMES!!!

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this photo went by SO many people and they all though "yep looks good to me"

>>42386387
>Hair on your nipples
>Zits on your box
>In Oklahoma City you're considered a fox

>>42386679
because you are a chubby pig
eat less cake

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>>42386992

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>>42385117
The whole story.

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>>42387008
i'm not trying to be funny here, but in all seriousness, is that shrek?

>>42383641
were gonna need a bulldozer for this one

>>42389065
Myron the permabulk

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>>42388567
Really? When? How? Pls, go on

*rolls eyes*

ugh, all the low test beta's in this thread who cant handle a REAL THICC woman with REAL curves

>>42390383
U N D E R R A T E D

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>>42391725
>looks like a harpooned whale being dragged up
Im not sure if the obliviousness makes it more funny or just sad

>>42391814
>"I'm not trying to be funny here"
>tries to be funny
good one bud :) you sure are a comedian

>>42391667
wheres its vajayjay?

>>42386165
You sound stupid

>>42391953
i'm not though, the mouth, the face that expression, she in all seriousness looks like shrek, i'm unsettled

>inb4 le plebbit comedian doubling down

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viva la revolution

>>42392087
Did you just upload a screencap of a screencap?

>>42389065
You just know he went full cookie monster on an entire package of deli meats.

Also you're going to want to pick that up, you'll get enough nasties leaving breadcrumbs around the kitchen, you invite hell itself if you leave meat out to rot

>>42390433
It does. Good read.

>>42392181
>he
It's a she, anon.

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>>42387008
Does...does the tattoo on her meat club of a paw really say "taco"?

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>>42392156
Screencapception

>>42387624

Her ass looks like a sack full of peaches.

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>>42392156
no

>>42387624
Those aren't peaches they're cottage cheese.

>>42384446
amazing

>>42386387
>journey to the center of the cake
>50000 lbs under the sea of diet coke

>>42391821
this is a job for dynamite and rain slicks.

>>42392065
Fuck me, just the """snacks""" alone would've put her at 2000 cal.
Also jfl@ anyone who believes this whale could "run a mile".
Either way, only being able to loosely follow a diet for three days just shows you the lack of willpower that these """people""" posses.

>>42390433
Awww, I was included in the screencap. I'm gonna write my mom with the good news.

>>42392565
The manner in which you post is fucking infuriating to me.

>>42391667
>Tfw fatassitis gives women ballsacks

>>42392065
her "diet" is more than I eat in 2 days

>>42391725
>the new skinny
>bent over backwards in order to stretch fat over as much of body as possible
>still the lardiest coconut in the shy

>>42390304
is it weird that I'd totally wreck her?

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>>42391730

>>42389786
Is that your bod? Thank fuck I'm not the only skelly on this board

>>42386423
yea, they wrote in an old outpost that he had found and was eating a ton of rations. he kept gaining weight and the writers had to fix it lol.

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>>42383669

I thought her shirt said JAMAL IS BORING.

>>42391623
that's me, except I'm actually catcalling
>free to see the world indeed

>>42391667

>goddesspatty.com

Why

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>>42392078

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>>42387008
>some poor bloke is this thing's father

>>42389593
I think it's mostly because people don't teach their kids to drive? my mom taught me to drive a stick when I was like 12, I had to be able to to help on the farm. now I get to save money my whole life by driving a stick shift. plus criminals won't steal it. had my car broken into several times, but never stolen.

>>42389625
why is it that women tend to store fat in random places? like guys usually store around the abdomen, but woman get odd places sometimes, legs, arms, I've heard that abdominal fat means heart problems, do women have healthier hearts?

>>42392078
The guy in the background of that picture makes it.

>>42393072
fat chicks love to act like being able to barely do beginner yoga makes them an athlete, course they also consider walking exercise

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>>42385117
>>42391811
>wat

>>42385117
POP OFF JAMES!!!!

>>42384441
This monster can drive manual and you can't.

>>42387899
>You can be morbidly obese and still be healthy.
>morbid
Bitch needs a dictionary.

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If you guys think it's bad now just wait until the kids grow up

>>42390700
May be not, I was a fat kid raised by a fat mom. I've been pretty fit off and on since I moved out, took me like 6 months to get down to an ideal weight, and ten years to maintain and build muscle. the worst part is I had osteo-arthritis in my knees by the time I was 13 years old. I just push through the pain and do a lot of squats, keeps me mostly pain free. I'll probably need replacements by the time I'm 50, but at least Im happy.

>>42391730
kek

>>42392065
Pretty sure this is yet another fake, because I'm pretty sure that's a bbw model.

>>42390433
eric, simply eric

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>>42392258
>meat club

>>42393220
I have my first kid on the way, I'm terrified of what society will do to it (especially if it's a girl) that is exactly what I thought when I saw this.. her poor father.

>>42391667
>covering up the nipples
>modesty

>>42393448
Gravity is pulling her face towards the ground

>>42392796
Not weird, just sad

>>42392907
Fat has made her look like she has downs

Or maybe she just looks like she has downs.

Either way, that fat bitch look retarded

>>42390433

Oh wow, I missed the rest of the thread after anon contacted the husband!

HAPPY END

>https://www.buzzfeed.com/alisoncaporimo/nike-finally-launched-plus-size-workout-gear
because fatties totally do a lot of sports right

also
>b*zzfeed

>>42386177
why the fuck did you say that, and why the fuck did I look after you did

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Kek

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>>42387899
>cat calling on scooter

>>42390433
I'm in this cap

>>42388548
Not only in burgerland
>I need to buy child sieze or wear a belt

>>42389065
genetics

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>>42387899
>beeing able to walk means you are healthy
>some guy wanting to fuck you means you are attractive

What happened to standards?

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>>42383210

If you're over 50% fat can you even call yourself human anymore? You're more "fat" than "human"

>>42383669
>two-thirds of Americans are overweight or obese

Guess what lady, you're normal.

>>42383210
You know why people hate fat people?
Look at OPs pic.

Look at her.

You know she isnt going to give a shit about you when shit hits the fan.
Even if she was related to you. Even if she shared your blood. You know, you dont count on that fuck fucker.

She cant even count on herself, because of the amount of hatred she has going against her.

Your tribe knows this too. They see her fat ass and wonder how well and how far we could all be, if only that fat piece of shit was not around.

This is for all of you obese motherfuckers reading this thread.
Become someone else. You dont want to be the kind of animal that shits on its own kind.

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>>42392065
>unfried rice
>implying white or brown rice isn't the norm
Holy fuck these fatties are establishing new social norms

>>42396862
this.

>>42392217
SOunds like Ethan from h3

>>42387008
>being such a food-addicted fatass that you paid money to have "taco" become a permanent part of your body

>>42395079
They don't work out but they buy workout gear

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>>42386490
Those tits are just mournful

I've found this selection of disgusting hambeasts for you to look at and laugh.
Enjoy.
https://imgur.com/a/WJHgZ

>>42391730
trust me she ain't

>>42387624
Man the harpoons

>>42391725
>Taken right at the moment that her spine gave out, unable to support the foreign movement that almost resembles exercise.

>>42397498
fug
muh dik

>>42385117
Please Pop Off James!

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This fat fuck and her tattoo

>>42384446
>Nobody posted Khalorie Droggo yet
C'mon /fit/.

>>42397498
Lol found the gay >>42397543

>>42398107
ignore that second tag

>>42393262
Genetics. Not being ironic. Fat storage is determined by genetics and each sex has favorite spots like arms and thighs for women.

>>42393262
Massive abdominal fat usually means fat on the organs. This is known as visceral fat. That's the kind of fat that kills you.

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Just a quick reminder of what all you wage cucks are working for.

>>42386679
Why are they so obsessed with beauty? These fatties complain about beauty standards and keep stuffing their faces with lard but won't bat an eyelash to full face of make up.

any1 have dat pic of fat bitch drinking starbucks lmao

>>42385856
That dad was a piece of shit. I'm glad she dumped him and is making it.

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>>42398259

>>42386978
yeahh cause trying to appeal to their "senses" by telling them about health risks has worked so well!
these people are cucked beyond saving.
into the furnace with them.

Fatties are the fucking worst. Most of my customers are really respectful and very kind, but the ones that fucking suck are always fat. They steal my samples, act rude to my other customers, and talk about their meme routine like it actually does something for them.

>>42398291

im laffin

>>42397978
man, these people only look at things from a victim's perspective than one of care. If you read exactly what this chump wrote from the father's point of view its pretty goddamn sad...

>>42386165
>using 4chin slang outside of 4chins
Get the fuck out newfaf

>>42388560
>numbers start at 0
>numbers
>start

>>42390433
Was there any follow up?

>>42383669
You could do something cool to stand out like get really fit or shoot up a school instead of becoming a fucking blob.

>>42393506
[spoiler]Thank god I wasn't the only one to think that was S31 Cutie [/spoiler]

>>42383646
Oh fuck I thought by the thumbnail that it was a low angle shot with stong perspective distortion

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>>42386467

>>42398259
Is that a cake?

>>42388560
>>>/g/

>>42388663
kek

>>42390433
After reading this I understand why men were so evil beyond my comprehension. It was just because I was fat.

How can guys be destroyed the best way? What hurts them the most?

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>>42398261
are you the guy that said you work there?

>>42399902
god I want to punch her in the face

>>42400010
you may not get your hand back anon

>>42399902
Dat vascularity on her left bicep tho. I'm a bit jealous.

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>>42400138
holy shit i just noticed
must be where they pump her insulin in

>>42390684
Which is crazy... they should have just gone to negative integers like a log scale.

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>>42398329
I tried

>>42398329
>Should we work hard, to achieve an aesthetic healthy body, and improve our own self worth?
>Nah, let's just say we're attractive.

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>>42395079
I bet there's not ONE piece of clothing there for fat guys
It's always women who don't actually work out but feel like if they in fact were to work out that they'd need special tights and shoes

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>>42397498
Why do you do this to me

>>42398944
>making up imaginary rules for your secret taiwanese hentai board
nobody cares faggot

also "hamplanet" isn't 4chan slang

>>42397677
Kek

>>42398259
>tfw thought it was a virgin walk vs chad stride meme from the thumbnail

>>42400162
>HOW DID WE LOSE THE ELECTION????!!!???

>>42400384

They wear it about town. I see it here a lot. Huge fatties that walk around in sports clothing. Lying to yourself is a big thing apparently.

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>>42397498

>>42392078
mirin the calves

>>42393578
Make backups.

Infact, be on the safe side, have ten kids like some pre-20th century family.

>>42393578
Just go full Dogtooth.

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>>42390433
fucking gold

>>42390304
>self diagnosed.

Why am I not surprised.

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>>42393072
The #honormycurves gets me every time.

My almonds are fully activated.

>>42399808
Penis size if they care, height etc. Things they can't improve. Females are evil that way. If men makes fun of fat chicks atleast they can improve.

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>/fit/izens keep looking at pics of the very ugliest women all day long
>Implying your subconscious doesn't get altered by it
>Implying that's not what's turning you gay

>>42390433
pure feeling of satisfaction

>>42400332
So let them. They are easily ignored when they try to pull that shit and you are not fucking them anyway. They basically are only attractive to each other and other landwhales.

>>42398329
>i'm my own body goals
>My own body goals = greasy hog roast

>>42401839
They're affecting the mainstream media, they're in our schools, they're on tv.

Call them on their shit, or one day your son is going to bring home a 250lb slab of fat ridden flesh and fuck it under your roof.

>>42393114
Get those little faggots off of my board

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>>42391667
Why someone wants this, is beyond me.

>>42401860
No, lol, they are screeching on social media but no one outside their own circlejerks acutally believes their bullshit, even if they make grand gestures of "allyship". Or maybe they are convinced they do, but when the time comes to actually fuck one of these manatees they nope out of there faster than I would.

We are too instinctively disgusting by fats for them to have any effect on how we se them, no matter how much exposure they get. Shows like that shit with Whitney Something aren't changing public opinion about anything - they are just freakshows.

The only way my son will ever fuck a hambeast is if he'll be a hambeast AND desperate himself, this I know. It's up to me to makes sure he doesn't end that way... Or at least that if he does it's eomething he will do to himself.

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>>42397900
god damm i love it when artists pull the piss

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>>42383210

>>42390684
Yeah, westerners are so fat that J Crew made a size 000 for their Asian customers and the US branch of Uniqlo only sells XXS online

>>42395079
Kek I encourage you to read this nike keeps referring to the fats as athletes

>>42403282
i don't see why people post this when this is an exerpt from a drawing guide; obviously it makes sense to tell people not to draw people who look like they're going to a bodybuilding competition if they're some hermit mountain man or some shit.

>>42390304
surely this is satire?

>>42389786
>This island is in the south pacific, temperate climate, fresh water and food sources

So the reward is to gain weight just to go to this island, then lose it and fuck all the hot bitches while on that island that follow this same train of thought.

You, anon, aren't wise enough yet, but in time you will be.

>>42403282
while this image has some truth to it, it reeks of tumblr fatso vibe

>>42384446
This is actually cute

>>42385128
lame

>>42388706
this.

This isn't cringe, it's just a fat lady. She's not claiming to be fit or making an excuse. She's just having fun and I can't hate on that.

Now, if she were eating a block of cheese and complaining that she can't lose the wait no matter what she does, then it's worthy of FPH thread.

But nah, this is just a fat lady dressing up and having fun. I wouldn't fuck her even with someone else's dick... but she's not part of the problem.

>>42404191
weight*. fuck me

>>42387029
>#probesity

>>42392609
I was in it, too.
I'm also gonna write your mom.

>>42402231

Because some or all of the females they encountered in childhood were overbearing and emotionally overwhelming and that interaction imprinted itself on them sexually. As adults the only way they can get off is to feel physically overwhelmed to reproduce a similar feeling.

-.t Fat Fetishist

http://myfatfuckingface.tumblr.com/post/145578668112/do-you-realize-that-being-fat-isnt-always-good-i

do you agree?

>>42389687
>get slimmer every year
heh

>>42404564
It amazes me, the sheer effort she puts into her cognitive dissonance.

>>42388941
How exactly is shifting directly from 1st to third going to kill people?

>>42386467
I don't know, hasn't it been shown that people who are BMI 25-29 are generally healthier?

>>42404587
>Accelerates slowly because they shift into third too soon.
>Road train driver, near the end of a 17 hour shift, trying to make it to depot in time so he doesn't fail fatigue or have to sleep with the truck.
>Not paying attention.
>Cleans them up and their passengers.

>>42393448
The wheels are screaming in pain

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>>42383210

>>42393448
This should be fucking illegal

Why have we become such inefficient consumers?

>>42387583
>>42386696
>>42386686
American sizes have drifted over time to make fat women feel better about themselves

Clothing sizes should be properly standardised desu

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>>42400162

somebody has fucked that thing

>>42404623
This is mostly a tumblr meme

They say things like someone who's overweight is more likely to survive a heart attack, but that's because fat fucks have heart attacks far younger than thin people, and young people are better at surviving most things.

Then there's the fact that because most ill people are overweight, most of them drop down to a "healthy weight" (read "skinnyfat") when they get very sick. Beforehand, people would go down to being underweight when they were ill.

You've got loads of other shit too, but overall it's a good example of correlation not implying causation.

>>42400544
>D-D-DUNNO! MUST BE MUH RUSHANS

>>42397978
with that spelling and grammar we can only hope that landwhale doesn't reproduce

>>42404185
>literal mental illness

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>>42388023
>no anon, they should. What are you some kind of nazi enforcing fascist body standards?

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>>42393072

>>42404564
>Neither exercise nor a “healthy” diet result in long term weight loss.
Fatty here, I'm gonna prove this bitch wrong.

cbc.ca/beta/news/health/second-opinion-aug-5-1.4235262
>Muh obesity isn't muh fault one study said so!
>My taxes pay for this fucking shit
When will Trudeau die?

>>42405136
gold

>>42404655
how the fuck is an accident going to be caused by someone accelerating slightly more slowly than would be expected?

you're really grasping here

>>42399467
Kek
Most of us ameritards are embarrassingly bad with numbers. It's sad really

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Only they she supervises is the buffet line

>>42405327
People take risks.

That exact situation happened to one of my drivers.
Except it was a little old lady in a Toyota Corolla that didn't look before pulling across a busy road.

Due to chain of responsibility legislation we had a 2 year legal battle on our hands, first we had to defend our driver on criminal charges, then our ops team on criminal negligence charges, then there were the civil suits against the company and the driver.

Accelerating too slowly through an intersection can get you killed.

>>42404564
All of her sources are tumblr pages. The tumblr pages then cite other tumblr pages.

Literally what.

>>42405825
I just looked at some of those tumblr pages she cites, and they all cite OTHER tumblr pages as their sources too

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>>42405825
>>42405986
>mfw she just answered one of my asks by posting the same links
I sent another ask in and told her that she was grasping at straws and posting pseudo-science.

NEW THREAD
>>42406141
>>42406141
>>42406141

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>>42383669