Lifting doesnt cure autism

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> back in july
> buddy is having 20th birthday BBQ at his house
> lift at gym, then go there
> everyone is in backyard, lots of people I haven't seen before
> talk to buddy's dad, he offers me a burger
> I start telling a long winded joke, mess up and just go silent
> take burger and beer
> hear him mutter "holy fuck" to his wife as I walk away
> 7/10 fit qt smiling at me at condiments table
> she has a plate with 3 burgers on it
> I say "if it fits your macros, right?"
> gives me a puzzled look
> I say "how can you eat all that and look so great?"
> a fatfuck hamplanet female bursts out crying, turns out this was her plate the 7/10 was just getting it for her

> 7/10 calls me a fucking dick
> I back up, trip over buddy's dog Tank
> fall into ice box, shirt soaked
> I get up, slip and knock a dudes drink out his hand
> dude says wtf, pushes me
> at this point everyone staring at me, except for the hamplanet who is still crying and eating
> hear people whispering how Im an asshole who thinks he's better than others cuz i work out
> walk inside, sit on couch, down my beer and eat burger
> Tank comes in and hops up beside me
> good ole Tank
> Tank snatches burger, wolf's it down and runs off
> FUCKING TANK! I'm visibly pissed
> my buddy walks in
> "why the fuck are you wearing swim trunks, anon"
> mfw it wasn't even a pool party