Crystal Gains and Health Benefits

does this include JO crystals? i need to recharge mine if anyone is in the vancouver area...

this is what I think of when vegans talk about diet and exercise

My uncle convinced me when I was 8 or so that you could heal yourself with aura + crystals. For a long time I wasted money on this shit and embarrassing myself in public. Good fucking riddance to this shit.

I charge up my JO crystal everyday for massive gains at the gym and fast recovery at home. It even works better if your bros charge up their crystal at the same time.

>>42380354
it's the same people

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>>42380344
when me and my bros really bro down, and we all sit around my geode our crystal look like strobe lights

>>42380362
I remember the ion bracelets fad too. I'm glad there was a crackdown on that snake oil shit, including Head On and those detox pads for under your feet.

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>people actually believe in this shit

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>>>/x/ pls go

Gotta use that Rose Quartz for love gains, too, especially while you're at the gym. Jade for keeping calm, and Amethyst for gains

>>42380334
Anyone have that deviantart of the Hungarian dude with Marfan's syndrome who was obsessed with crystals?

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>tfw when I've almost collected all the gym crystals and I'll soon be the most powerful being in the universe

>>42380334
Got 5 chunks of quartz last month, gains are going through the roof whenever I workout near them after they're fully charged.

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>tfw when I've almost collected all the chaos crystals and I'll soon be the most powerful being in the universe