WTF /fit/

>>42372962
>mmmmoooooooo

What the fuck is the point of this blogpost?

>>42372962
You shouldn't ever even consider yourself any kind of runner until you are running a sub 6 minute mile.
Next your a complete faggot for having a snapchat at all and even worse for snapping your time looking for compliments to stroke your ego. That girl is based as fuck for calling you out faggot.

>>42372962
For your weight, that's decent. But if you want a time to "brag" about then anything under 5:45.

>>42372977
I'm sad.

>>42372962
>205lbs
>good mile time

Pick one

>>42372983
I'm not a runner. I fell for Crippletoe's SS. I lift 1/2/3/4 no prob.

730 is nothing special for a non athlete

for somebody who probably lifts and thus takes "athletics" serious its complete dog shit

sub 6 is good unless you're actually into running. I say this as a person who hit 6 minutes after only 6 months of dedicated training

I'd take that as a flirt

>>42372962
sage

>>42373006
You didn't "fall" for anything. You can be both strong and fast no problem. And if that's the case why snapchat it at all?

7 minutes it is pretty good for me. Also, you should focus on your results.

Best mile time was 5:54 when I ran high school track.

I was a jumper btw

>>42372962

>posts an obvious attempt at fishing for compliments
>mad that a chick didn't respond the way I had pictured
>is 25 years old and still thinks like a fucking preteen

get this dumb shit outta here

>>42373040
You're reading too much into it.

>>42373016
What did he mean by this?

>>42372983
>25
>complete faggot for a having a snapchat
Nah, sorry. Everybody has SnapChat. Especially twenty-somethings. It's good for talking to girls.

>snapping your time looking for compliments to stroke your ego
He's still a pretty big faggot though

>>42373071
>Nah, sorry. Everybody has SnapChat
And? Everybody easts mcdonalds and shops at Walmart too. Just cause lots of morons do something doesn't make it good.

>>42372962
Codi Vore for those curious

>>42372962
>not realizing she was flirting with you
You're autistic as fuck, OP.

>>42373106
t. Virgin

>>42373106
That's right. Keep being an incel. Contact with other people is too risky.

>>42372962
My average when I jog is 7:30. If I wanted to run a mile I could do it in way less time.
Just run more I dunno stop being a faggot.

>>42372962
Anon, you're looking at this wrong. That girl is 120lbs and runs a 7:30 mile. How much do you think she benches/squats/deadlifts? She can only carry her negligible body weight a mile in 7 minutes... whereas you can carry an incredible amount of size and strength for the same distance/time. You don't use twice the energy for the same result... You use half the energy for the same result.

Ok

>>42373164
t. I follow trends like a sheep
>>42373165
buddy I talk to all my friends in real life not on snapchat. instead of snaping people how about you invite them over and have a beer?

>>42372962
>be me 18 yo 6'2" 80kg
>lift every day and play rugby like once every 2 weeks
> 0 training
>run a mile in 5:32

come h8 me

>>42372983
you have to go back /r9k/

>>42373106
lol at not having a snapchat. If you dont want one thats perfectly fine, but shitting on people who have one is just funny.

Snapchat filters are dumb as fuck but girls love it. Learn how to take basic funny pics with them and girls love you.

Also great if you are into the tinder game. Get to check them out before you meet up with them so you can confirm the pics they used arent old.

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>>42372962
thats what you get for bragging about your shitty mile time on snapchat you fucking normie
rrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>42373187
maybe I just don't get it idk. As far as getting girls I have a 6 pack so I don't need snapchat dude.
>>42373186
buddy just cause I don't use snapchat doesn't make me a robot, I don't use twitter or insta either yet I hang with friends everyday.

>>42373194
fucking jesus kek

>>42373179
>40+ wizard
get out of here old man

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>Using social networks

>>42373209
I'm 26, was in the navy from 19-23 so I missed out on al this social media garbage cause I didn't need it or want it. Have fun with snapchat I guess.

>>42372962
I really don't care. But god damn, that pic related is 100% my type

>>42373179
Not that anon but
>implying all of my real life friends don't use snapchat

What is a good quarter mile time?

>>42373229
maybe but again I don't get it. Maybe I'm to old for it idk but I think all that kind of stuff is stupid and just another form of attention whoring.

>>42373225
just because you are in the navy, doesnt mean that you cannot have technology lol. my bro is in the navy and he snaps me when he is on leave in japan all the time
>larping this hard

>>42373010
This. Why is no one else seeing this? If a girl takes it upon herself to message you first, fucking flirt back dude. She's just messing with you OP, don't get your panties in a bunch

>>42373274
I meant I didn't need it. I lived with 50 dudes why would I need snapchat? We went to the beach in SD again why would I need it? I feel like you people use it to get girls, again I didn't need it for that so why would I use it?

>>42373019
The problem is he fell for the gain 40lbs to lift more weight meme.

>>42373250
Isn't all social media attention whoring though?

Also, my older sibs feel the exact same way you do about snapchat

snapchat is only good for pulling girls everyone knows this if you use snapcat like a teenage girl posting your gay stories you need to rethink your life

>>42373311
>Isn't all social media attention whoring though?
That's what I'm saying. The only social media I have is fb, and I only had it so I could use the messenger underway cause it was faster and easier than sending emails. Yet I have friends I see everyday and a gf so anyone who says just cause you don't have social media makes you a robot or something is complete projection.

>>42373292
yeah its for girls mostly

>>42373341
Why use it though when tinder exists? Whats the point?

>>42373007
woah only 6 months of dedicated training?
blow it out your ass skeleton

7:00 - 7:30 mile time is great for a regular, healthy adult.

6:00 mile time and less is for the performers.

>>42373350
To make sure the girl is real and not a catfish or to do "sexting" before you meet up and actually have sex with her. That's what I do

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>>42372962

>comparing yourself to anyone besides yourself
>surprised when you end up miserable

lmfao im so happy i'm not like you losers

>>42373354
>mfw the fatties in this thread aren't as genetically gifted as me and need to train very hard to get to where i am

must really suck;)

>>42373228
Ugly, plain face, uneven complexion, sunken, dark eyes, thousand yard stare and cowtits is your type?

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>>42372962

milky NOW!

>>42373369
>>>/tumblr/

>>42372962
>write "damn my mile time sucks"
>a girl agrees
>get upset and bitch about it online.

you are what is known as a crybaby faggot
you are also an idiot. you really though you were going to impress anyone by posting "look at me I can run" . . . pathetic

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>>42373388

>tfw no milkies

>>42373106
I'm such a socially awkward fag that I don't even use FB and even I have a snapchat. It's fucking great.

>>42372962
>What the fuck /fit/? What is a good mile time? Sub-7 minutes? 6 minutes? I feel 7:30 is pretty good.

Someone posted their 2k rowing PB of 9:30... This is on par with you.

>>42373333
Tbh the only social media I use somewhat often is snapchat. I just lurk on the others to see who got fat or knocked up.

>>42373425
she was probably hitting on you , you dumb retard, instead of taking advantage of it, you cry on 4chan...

>>42373452
>2k rowing PB of 9:30.
Well that's just fucking sad and nowhere near as impressive as a 7:30 mile at all. You'd figure with as much squatting, deadlifts, and pull ups weightlifters do they'd be able to pull out a good 2k row.

>>42372962
>7:30
jesus christ lad, that's pathetic. i didnt run for years, ran a mile for three days and on day three i did a 6:19

>>42373369
>anon smirked as he posts on /fit/ in major denial

>>42373375
m8 I was running a 6 minute mile as a 150lb high school sophomore with little running training
If you're not genetically gifted then you might as well give up

>>42374267
Everyone in this thread probably ran sub 7 in high school.

>>42372962
I ran 4:54 in 10th grade :^)

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>>42372962
>run a 7:30 mile
>feel like im hot shit
>so i post "damn my mile sucks"
>find out my mile actually sucks
wtf /fit/ help

>>42372962
Run 5 min then tell them

>>42372962
Dude, she is obviously flirting. Respond to her with something like this: "Yeah lol, since we're running at about the same pace do you want to go on a run with me some time?"

This is so fucking obvious.

>>42372983
Literally everyone has a snapchat, its instagram that is fag like

>>42372962
>this girl is 120 lbs
>I literally have to use almost twice the amount of energy to attain similar results
>still though my mile time is "embarrassing"
That literally does not matter, a girl's power output is literally 1/3 of yours.

It is in fact embarrassing, I really don't see why you felt a need to tell the world that you're shit at running.

>having a Snapchat
I bet your faggot was has a facejew too. Not joking. Delete that shit. Read Unabomber manifesto.

>>42373106
I have Asperger's and a Snapchat

>>42372990
If you aren't under 5:30 then you shouldn't tell people you're a runner.

>>42374307
>don't have instagram and don't even know what snapchat is

I think I've fallen off the radar

Standards all depend on your circumstances obviously. For you (205 not a athlete) 7:30 is absolutely fine. When I still ran my best mile was 4:15. Which is obviously fast for most people but I still was getting my ass kicked in my races.

>>42374347
Its OK. I was super asocial in high school but now in college got into shape and started out with being more social which meant got into Snapchat and that other shit. Never too late to start (unless you're like 30 kek)

>>42373106
>le edgy forchinner

>>42373071

I only downloaded Chatsnap when I left a teaching job at a high school for the graduating seniors when I moved cross country.

Don't add me unless you're 18.

>>42374362
4:15 doesn't get ass kicked anywhere

>>42374365
I'm 26

>>42374362
4:15 is as fast if not faster than the top lanklet in my high school's history. A few seconds faster in the 3's and you'd qualify for the olympics. I'm not buying this.

The truly embarrassing part is that you came here to 4chan to cry about a girl that was actually flirting with you.

>>42374419
Definitely not too late. Take some action bud

>>42372962
This girl is right to cuck you. Don't be a compliment fishing attention whore.

>>42374556
Is this what autism is?

Op who gives a fuck? Are you in the olympics? Running has literally no impact on anything and all a mile time is good for is circle jerking. Running is just for cardio gains and a nice hobby so you might as well just enjoy it. My running is literally just half an hour three times a week while listening to podcasts. Mile times are useless so as long as im sweaty by the end i dont give a fuck and i feel great.

It's ok to turn somethings into a competition and try to get pr's but if you try to turn everything into a competition, you won't be able to enjoy yourself at all.

Your body evolved to run at a moderate pace after gazelles, not sprint like a lunatic . Even soccer players dont run at their 5 min mile pace in game. Just have fun and focus on lifting since thats more important then dog shit cardio.

>>42374343
Are cardio fags seriously this autistic?

>>42374336
>hates modern society
>posts on 4chan

Oh look, it's another "everyone 4chan's fit board is a social god, using snapchat, tinder, get nudes from all the girls on snapchat from their hundreds of friends, and use it to scope all their tinder hookups" thread

>>42373218
>being an incel

>>42374667
Yes

>teehee we could run together since we have the same pace!
>MAN FUCK THIS BITCH TALKING SHIT

probably for the best that you missed it

Hey /fit/ alpha guys ITT, how many nudes are all the hos you know sending you on snapchat

>>42374674
4chan is the breeding ground for top intellectuals to exchange thoughts and ideas. We are cyber

>>42374725
tfw the only girl i have on snapchat is my sister and she just posts pictures of her dog

>>42374731
wait fuck i forgot my ex added me, now she knows about my daki and anime figurines

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>>42374730
>4chan is the breeding ground for top intellectuals

>>42374687
>don't use snapchat because I'm tired of seeing people thinking their lives are so important that they need to tell everyone about every thing they are doing all the time
>happened with facebook and status updates, happened with twitter and constant tweets, will soon happen with snapchat as well
>see people complaining about how cancerous social media is all the time

>not using it makes you an incel

Ah that's right, I forgot this is /fit/, land of the 17-19 year olds who are social big men, delicately balancing their top engineering degree studies and rigorous gym routines with their nonstop partying, drinking, drugs, and having more sex in a week than most guys have in a year

>>42372962

>>write "damn my mile time sucks"
>What the fuck /fit/? I feel 7:30 is pretty good

>>42372967
+1

>>42372962
Challenge the roastie to a foot race. Fuck her after.

>>42373120
Why would I want to know the name of that fat lard?

>>42372962
>all this talking about feelings instead of programming an interval workout to make you faster

>>42372962
>I feel 7:30 is pretty good.
Nigger i had 5:20 as a paratrooper and i wasn't first. First guy was 5:10!

>>42374667
>Me a cardiofag with asperger's syndrome who literally counts every step for each mile.
This hit home.
Ran a 4:56 my senior year of high school btw.

>TFW I dont have any social media at 24
My life is too boring and I hate when I'm forced to be funny/interesting to people I dont care about
JUST

>>42372962
you just said it sucks you basic fat faggot

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>Anon, we need to talk about your anime figurine collection.

>>42372962
>I feel 7:30 is pretty good
>"damn my mile time sucks"
You sound like an attention whore

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>>42373142
Second this, most likely a playful jab to get your attention but fuck talking to a gains goblin right? We're all you need tonight anon.

>>42375445
impressive

>>42373106
>not getting nudes randomly when you wake up in the morning from your girl
virgin detected

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>>42372962
Just me and my mommy, hanging out I got pretty hungry so I started to pout She asked if I was down ?for something yummy and I asked what and she said she'd give me her milkies! Yeah! Yeah! I drink them! I slurp them! I swallow them whole It makes mommy happy that her breasts are sore... More mommy! More!! 1 milkies, 2 milkies, 3 milkies, 4 I'm mommy's little baby and she's my candy store! She is so squishy!She makes me feel good! She fills me up like a mommy should!~

>>42372962
>not inviting her out to improve your times together

you're straight up fucking retarded

>>42375718
>his girl won't let him actually keep her nudes
enjoy chasing that carrot on a stick

>>42372962
i think ive jerked off to this girl before, whats her name? there was no name in the video

>>42372962
>>write "damn my mile time sucks"
you are like thos IG whores who write awww my is so bad! :( while their asses are top tier

stop bragging like a woman faggot

>>42373452
Mine is 7:44 for 2k

How am I doing senpai?

>>42372962
>>"yeah, it's pretty embarrassing that you're mile time is the same as mine."
>>this girl is 120 lbs
>>I literally have to use almost twice the amount of energy to attain similar results


You can watch as the social autism sets in. No wonder you make threads crying about being single after working out all the time.

>>42373049
No he isn't

>>42376113
https://runsmartproject.com/calculator/
my vdot is 49.4 btw gonna try for a new PB today though

>>42372962
You should measure your 40m dash and then compare it to hers.

Anyone who lifts and is decently athletic will dominate.

>>42372962
>"yeah, it's pretty embarrassing that you're mile time is the same as mine."
>"yeah, but so is my dick"

>>42376356
Powerlifters can run shit. Go to your gym and count all the people that skip leg day.

Fuck off with that nasty humble bragging shit. You are like a woman. I have an 8" dick but you dont see me crying about it.

>>42373385
plain face is better than distorted freak faces from tv and movies

>>42372962
she was hitting on you and you fucked up, plz kys

>>42372962
"I feel 7:30 is pretty good."

"damn my mile time sucks"

First off stop shitting on yourself, if you act weak some people will take advantage of it to hurt you.
Second don't let one comment get you this butthurt, it shows insecurity.
Third she wasn't trying to be mean, she said she had the same time. just fuck her
fourth just fuck her

>>42372962
>posting your workouts to social media

Well there's your problem.

>>42372962
Literlly kys. just respond with

>"it is? thats awesome we should go for a run and lunch sometime then."

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>>42376394
Kek

>>42372962
Whatever you run, it's good.

Don't focus on your time unless you're going to compete, you'll always be worse than some and feel bad.

>>42376064
>what's screenshotting

>>42372962
I think 5:30 is reasonable
>But I'm skinny

>>42372962

If you lay down with pigs, they'll call you a swine everytime.

>>42372962
>>write "damn my mile time sucks"
>I feel 7:30 is pretty good.

Then why the fuck would you tell everyone you think it sucks? Are you that insecure? Are you just another basic bitch who has to post a picture (which took her two hours to take) saying "I'm so ugly today", just so that you can get compliments out of people? People like you are the worst. The only thing a out this that makes me happy I'd I know your type, and I know you failed out of high school after being too dumb to be a nerd but too much of a bitch to be popular, and now lifting is all you have and no one cares. Should have worked harder at making friends than "being cool".

>>42373034
I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend

>>42373049
no he isnt lol

My mile is 6:04... I think I'm slightly above average

Also on that mile I was going all in

>>42372962
>write "damn my mile time sucks"
>I feel 7:30 is pretty good

Which fucking one is it, bitch? Do you think it sucks, or do you think it's pretty good?

>>42372962
Lmao nigga you're dumb as fuck. Men are supposed to be better than women at almost every type of physical activity, just look at the world records for any distance and you'll see men being a lot faster, you shouldn't try to twist physics to explain your weakness. Your logic is the equivalent of saying that it's okay for a Ferrari to be slower than a Model-T because it weighs more.
You didn't post your bodyfat percentage. If you're fat, you should just be ashamed of yourself, and if you're lean, you could still be loads faster than this girl with the right training.

>>42373579
rowing is an endurance sport, not a strength based one. unless you've been training (in a boat mind you, at least part of the time) you will either have shitty form or shitty time or (most likely) both

I use to run a 12 minute 2 mile. Now I could only probably run a 7 min mile.

>>42372962
>running only a mile

Mile run times don't mean shit, it's all about that 3mile run time. 1 mile is too long to gauge sprinting and too short to gauge long distance running. Anyone who judges based off of a single mile run is retarded.

>>42378298
How is a 19 minute 3 mile?

>>42372962
7:30 isn't bad by normie standards. In seventh grade, I was running 5:02. I never did break 5:00 because I got injured and now I just focus on lifting more than running. I had a friend that ended up running 4:54 in seventh grade though.
But last time I ran a mile a month ago, I hit 5:27. I'm 6'0, 20 yo, 165 lb.
But it's okay, OP, you're still more /fit/ than most of the population. She probably specifically trains for running anyways. I know a girl that went pro her second year of high school and she could wipe the floor any guy she raced, barring pro males. She's a fucking beast.

>>42372962
I can run a 7:12 for a whole hour you fucking snail, also posting on ur snap story is for virgin losers

>>42372962
What even is this autism? She was opening up a conversation by lightly teasing you. She probably wants to go running sometime.

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>tfw my 6 min miles are long gone

I was doing 5ks a little under 18 mins a few months ago and now on a bulk I'm at like 21mins every time, losing motivation to run but at the same time I'm closing in on a 2/3/4/5 so I don't want to stop bulking.

>>42372962
OP confirmed fatty

>write "damn my mile time sucks"
>still though my mile time is "embarrassing"

OP you're actually a colossal faggot
>"I look so ugly in this dress"
>"yeah it doesn't really suit you"
>"FUCK YOU REEEEE"

holy shit

I'd say like around 6 minutes is like average.

>>42376113
bad, a sub 7 minute is getting pretty good

>>42373142
This. Unless you regularly talk to this girl, I would wager that she was flirting. Apparently she'll be wearing the pants in the relationship since your response was to post on /fit/ about how it made your butthurt.

>>42374654
>thinks a 6 minute mile is a sprint
come on man
some people actually enjoy the feeling of moving quickly

>>42378298
the mile is a middle distance event that depends on a mix of aerobic and anaerobic ability.
the 800m (half-mile) is probably the hardest distance to run and train for because it's just a little too long to be considered an entirely anaerobic sprint race
once you get to around a 5k, races become almost completely dependent on aerobic ability

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>>42373185
>lift every day and play rugby like once every 2 weeks
> 0 training

I can run a sub 7 minute mile, was happy when I first did because I was still fucking obese. It was good for me, but compare fto anyone who is good at running its beginner

>>42372962

7:30 just means you're not a fat kid.

> work twice as hard
You are supposed to be more than twice as strong as a 120 pound girl, and you have a longer stride anyway.

>>42372962

I ran 7:30 the first time I'd run in over 6 years and I walked for atleast a minute you fag

>>42372962
Challenge her to a race. There, an easy date idea. I wish I could find a girl that likes to run.

OP pls respond

>>42375361
To fight off the gay you're affected by

>>42373164
THE CHAD RIPOSTE

>>42372962
Nigga, do you really expect people to read your shit with pic like this?

M O M M Y
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>>42381935
M I L K

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>>42372962

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>>42372962
just lift, woman cant compete with that

>>42372962
bitch why you putting fake ass messages "damn my mile time sucks" what do you want someone to come to you and say "it's actually pretty good"? What are you a woman? Fuck off sage'd

>>42372962
So you said your miletime sucks in an attention whoring attempt to get people to praise you? You're a retard. You're also a retard for not realising the girl was using it as an excuse to relate to you and talk to you. She wants to be your friend and maybe bang.