/mirin/ general

>feeling good about your body reacting normally to drugs and minimal stress

to each their own but seriously?

>>42370045

What?

>cycling dbol his first two months in the gym

dis gon b gud

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>>42369979
>be me at the beach with tinder girl
>chubby but easy pickings for a fuck
>"Wow nice arms can I feel them?"
>feels arms
>"thats so sexy"
>mfw recovering skele 4 months into SS and arms are easily my least trained/weakest body part
is the meme that women just equate the words "arms" and "abs" to the entire body's muscle?

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>be me
>finish at gym, nice pump going
>sunny day
>new haircut
>visit senpai
>cousin (15) exclaims "pecs" and feels my chest for 10-20 seconds
>asks if I've been working out
>flex arm "you tell me"
>"oh my god"
>holds my arm as we walk along the street with her friend later that day
>touches my abs at dinner
>"solid"

>mfw

>>42369979
>Using ctrl+c instead of ctrl+f
>always get 0 results found

>>42369979
>dbol only cycle

>>42370927
Enjoy jail time

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>>42369979
>taking gear before reaching lmao3pl8 bench as a natty
Wew lad, kys yourself if real.

>used to be very fit at 9% bf 1.78m 68kg
>got a lot of weight during my tour in the army
>eventually reached 77kg
i feel fat but i get so many more mires? whats going on guys?

>>42370927
Nice pasta

>>42371070
You can't see low bodyfat under clothes, but you can see mass.

>>42369979
This gets posted every month
Newfags cant into pasta

>>42370927
Thick

Tight

>Be me
>Been flirting with girl at restaurant I go to for months
>Walk in one day, looking at my phone
>I look up
>She's staring at me, biting her lip hard.

She wasn't bad looking, either.

Sadly she moved to LA to work on her singing career, so I haven't seen her all year.

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>>42369979
>be me
>making sweet noob gains ~2 months (dbol only cycle - test is for pussies)
>visiting dad at hospital
>having lunch with dad and his friends (a couple) whom I don't know
>talking about /fraud/ in general
>mention how I pin dbol for breakfast every morning
>woman of couple: "you must know what you're talking about, look at your arms!"

>mfw

>be at outdoor party with lots of students
>make my way to the bathroom to go for a piss
>all of a sudden a 6,5 grabs my forearm and starts chatting with me in front of all of her friends
>y-you too
>added her on facebook but never messaged her

>at work in grocery srore
>standing in front of meat case putting tickets on stock
>girl i went to grade school comes and hangs out in front of the case for a few minutes
>then quickly comes up and snatches me and snatches some stock off my trolly and power walks away.

I thought it was funny for a few days then i asked mum if she remembered this girl from school and she said she always thought that girld had a crush on me. I told her what happened and she said i should have said hello. It took me that long to realize i fucked up because i really lkked that girl too.
That was nearly two weeks ago.
I really fucked up

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>>42370045
>>42370749
>>42370964
Newfags fuck off

>2 months lifting
>put on 10kg
>don't look or feel any different
>gf thinks otherwise
>take progress shot
>show gf
>gf shows her friends with my knowledge
>gf tells me her friends gave positive reactions

Can't tell if she was stroking my ego or not. But feels good.

>>42370806
Arms, shoulders, pecs, abs. The only things women care about.

>>42374716
>not back
>not ass

>Oldfag here (46)
>Test levels have dropped but I still like working out. Takes FOREVER to fucking recover though.
>Figure "Fuck it...my life is halfway through anyway. Let's try some gear."
>Start running a Mast/Test Prop/Tren blend
>Feel like I'm 21 again and am literally twice as strong as I was before the gear
>Getting massaged by my regular therapist who has been massaging me for eight years
>She says "Wow...you HAVE been working out. You are making me work for my money this time."

>Feels good, man

>>42374808
I'm actually 21.
How does it feel being old? Is it really very different? Is there a way I can imagine what it feels like right now?
How big of a difference does gear make at your age?

>old friends from higschool say I get bigger every time they see me
>All my friends girlfriends nag them saying they should be following me to the gym
>Family members mock me by doing the invisible watermelon pose when I walk in, but laugh and say I look good
>girls at college parties run their hands over my chest, or grab my ass to get my attention

Off topic, but whats a guy gotta do to get prescribed some anavar?

>>42374876
Get AIDS

>>42374808
Fuck 46 and still on 4chan I hope I never get to that level

>>42374859

Emotionally I feel fine. Same as I did when I was your age. Physically it is harder to get up for activities, definitely takes longer to recover i.e. I am sore for like 5 fucking days after a hard workout. I'm lucky in that I've never tried gear until now and it's like drinking a magic potion. My body is now commensurate with my brain. Feels so nice to have super hard muscles again, strength, and the desire and ability to fuck every day like a teenager. Luckily I still look pretty good for my age.

Here's something a lot of oldfags won't tell you: You are still attracted to the same kinds of chicks you were when you were 18. Well, physically, anyway. Listening to them talk sucks balls but yeah, there's a reason why all these rich older dudes have 20-something gfs. Just because you get older doesn't mean that all of the sudden you find 50 year old broads hot. (Except my wife...she's pretty damn hot for a middle aged woman)

>>42374897

lol...fuck you.

It's pretty fascinating sometimes and where else are you going to find new places to look for fuck flicks? I ignore all the meme/weeaboo shit.

>>42374808
TRT or gear from shady russian guy in locker room?
Also congrats on the gains dad

>>42374948

Docs don't prescribe Masteron and Trenbolone for TRT do they?

>>42374948

Oh, and thanks. Yeah, I've gained 10 pounds of lean muscle.

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>>42370955
Kek

>>42374664
Mate 10 kg in two months is way to much weight to gain

>>42373269
How the fuck would your mom know what girls from school have crushes on you? Little momma's boy, eh, telling her about every detail of your life?

>>42374876
>Family members mock me by doing the invisible watermelon pose
You are a certified douche, and they are letting you know to stop with your invisible lat bullshit. It's not just a joke. Fucking stop.

>>42370955
>being newfaq
>fall into classic /mirin/ meme
Lurk more

>>42369979
Enjoy your mercury poisoning fag

>>42375355
Fuck off mate. Perhaps my parents were involved in school activities.

>>42370927
lmao haven't seen this pasta in a while

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>tfw self mirin after finding all the chads from highschool are all fat/married to fatties
Feelsgoodman

>>42375567
>people are all moving on with their lives and starting families
>im still khv but i got muscles
>i lift scrp metal and put it back down
>clearly my life is 10x more fufilling

>>42370045
Nigga would it kill you to be happy for him kek not everyone gets gains on aas. You have to put in work and eat good, which OP is clearly doing.

> OP, how much gyno did you get from your dbol only cycle, noob?

>>42370927
classic

>>42371719

Mac, plz go

>>42375345
depends where you start really. If recovering skelly than I would say that's reasonable.

>at party
>friends girlfriend tells me "you're hair looks really good"
>..."and your face, you look more manly"
>"what happened to you? i'm so impressed"

walking home at 3 am same night, met an old friend

>damn you've grown a lot, looking big

>tfw 2 months into SS

>>42369979
>>ctrl-c "mir"
Just press 's' you autist

>>42375375
Gay

>at gym
>doing my thing
>gril at calf machine
>feel like like my presence has affected her in some way, shrug this off
>unambiguously stares right at me and throws a big smile
>go back to my workout, even close my eyes as i 'focus' on my reps, don't look in that direction again

MY DUDES


is hair tossing a definite "she's into me"? i have never experienced it with someone who i didn't suspect was into me, i'm just wondering if girls just do that

>>42375355
how will you get milkies any other way

>>42377784
what does Ss stands for??

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>>42378081
>mfw

>>42378081
Solidsnake

>>42370045
>he can't tell it's pasta

>wear white jeans
>new fitted dress shirt
>get 8 complements on outfit and "looking nice" from law school classmates
>realize all my other clothes are a size too big and look baggy on me now that I started lifting

I don't have money for new clothes /fit/, but if I don't fix my wardrobe I'm missing out on all these sick complements from looking better.

>>42376007
>caring for a screaming, wallet draining shit/puke machine
>stuck in marriage to fat wife who probably drains your wallet more and at best gives pity handiest every other month
>fulfilling

Family men are 90% of the time the most miserable folk I know, though I admit the other 10% seem to be incredibly happy.

>>42378081

starting stares

a program designed to get you maximum mires in 3 months time

>>42378081
"saarland schutz" routine
the /pol/ workout

>>42374716
add glutes to that list

>>42378081
Super saiyan

>>42370955
fucking hate it when i ctrl f and it says there is a result but i cant see it highlighted because its at the bottom of a fucking shitload of text in the first post that is hidden in the catalog :(

>>42372940
>A 6,5
>,

Hey budday, 4chan is America, boi. We use periods 'roundhere.

>>42378081
Starting strength

>>42378081
Starting Strength, a book by Riptoe look it up on the Sticky newfriend.

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>>42369979
LMAO she was being ironic you fucking retarded mong

>>42374808
Actually taking test after your test levels start dropping is recommended. Every rick old dude is on it.

>>42377215
He's cultivating mass.

>>42378081
Schutzstaffel

>>42377931
proud of you boi

>>42378081
sloppy seconds

>>42377931
You're on your way to becoming Chad

>>42378081
semen slurping.

>>42370927
beware of the jailbait anon, otherwise good for you

>>42379639
rofl

>>42379669
Fukc u bicth

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>>42378197
>10% seem to be incredibly happy.
This would be an improvement

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>>42378081
Siaka Stevens, former president of Sierra Leone.

>>42375345
Most of it'll be fat, sure, but he'll still look better than he did as an Auschwitz dweller.

>>42374716
Oh forgot face, frame, and height.

>>42378081
Suck sack

>walk past young 8/10 superqt3.14 when she arrives at the gym
>she ghosts me like I don't even exists
>we do our workouts, peek at her ass whenever possible
>when she leaves she says bye

Fuark guys you think we should get married? She was probably impressed by my squat form which is why she spoke to me.

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>>42378081
Schutzstaffel, the secret police/death squads of Nazi Germany. In modern times people talk about SS meaning Scout Sniper, as in the scout sniper training program to get in shape. You aren't supposed to ask what SS stands for and potential recruits who reveal too much are disqualified from joining the organization after their training.

>>42382327
kek

What a shit thread
Sage

>>42374583
u fuck off

>>42370806
>not taking her hand and putting it on your flexed pec

>>42378450
chill man he was declaring a multi dimensional array

>>42374897
Anon, 4Chan and videogames hahave been the single constant thing in my life since 2005. All the forums I used to go are dead and there is only one left that I frequent. I hate social media sites.

You're here forever Anon. There is no other place on the internet like anonymous imageboards/forums.

>Complete stranger said I had big arms a few days ago

It feels as though everyone else is noticing my gains apart from me, I still feel small as fuck. I guess body dysmorphia is real.

>>42378173
throw out your old clothes and buy second hand ones that fit? looking good in clothes basically means having them fit well

>>42374876
What is "invisible watermelon"?

>>42382583
>ss
>implying his pecs are any better than his arms
glutes for the sloots young one

>>42374925
>Except my wife...she's pretty damn hot for a middle aged woman
D O U B T
O
U
B
T

>>42370927
It's been so, so long. Thank you for posting this pasta again.

>>42378081
steam ship

>get approached by qt at gym
>"hey you're almost done with your workout right?"
>yes
>"I've seen how you looked at me and I think you're cute too, wanna go for a coffee after?"
>I was looking at your squat form, you seriously need to fix that. Stop tiptoeing out of the rack, that's legitimately dangerous, spread your knees a little more, and don't hold the bar on your neck
>"o-ok thanks, never mind actually"

Fuck lads, I want to die. The one time a girl takes the stress of making the first move away, I have to fuck it up like this.
At least she said I was cute r-right

>>42383185
Kek..

Are you telling the truth?

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>>42383185
is this pasta? because if not you are an absolute fucking spergmaister

>>42383185
In today's bullshit:

>>42383257
yes
sadly

>>42383278
no shit

>>42383311
I wish it was

>>42383185
HOLY SHIT
THE LORD OF /FIT/ IS FOUND
PRAISE ZYZZ
THIS AUTISM

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>>42382701
I notice it on myself when i wear old shirts that i haven't worn in a long time, there's a significant change in how it fits
Feels great

>>42382802
probably front double bis or something else that makes you look like you're holding a watermelon

>>42382802
>>42383662
Watermelons under arms aka invisible lat syndrome

>>42383363
where is this? looks comfy af, like being in nyc during winter break when i was in grade school

>Girls dont mire
>Keep wondering why

>Girls mire
>Pussy out, break eye contact and wall away

>>42383904
You ever play the mire of death?

Whenever you look at someone you see during the day, look at them for no less than 3 seconds. Then feel free to look away. If they make eye contact with you, maintain eye contact until they break it off. Do this for a few days whenever you go from point a to point b. Helped me out a lot.

Also whenever with friends or future friends, memorize their eye color.

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>>42383668
Don't know. Found them on /p/

>>42370927

nice

>>42383968
You must make people in your life very uncomfortable.

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>me
>month ago
>at a higher end clothing store in the mall
>looking for some dress shirts for my new job
>ask to go into the changing room
>20yo cutie lets me go in
>come out 5 minutes later saying they fit but were tight in chest and shoulders
>"well yeah look how big your shoulders are, do you need help finding a bigger size"
Was nice, happened a couple weeks have a breakup. Big boost in confidence

>>42374876
anavar is meme

Why do I always get mired on deloads/off sets?

>do 245 for 5 on the squat
>form is a little suss but within my bounds of tolerance
>get sick
>puke my guts out
>shit my guts out
>come back the following week
>might as well use this opportunity to improve form
>drop to 225
>squeeze out 5 reps, videotape to make sure i go low enough
>twink asks to work in
>he halfsquats 135
>i do my set of 225s
>"holy shit that's a lot of weight"
>bro what the school powerlifting team uses this gym how have you not seen them
>"idk but that's a lot, you should be on that team"
>no way this fuck is gonna go home to his parents thinking i do 225
>give him camera
>put on 10's
>245x5, struggle night and day to get that 5th rep but i lock it out
>mfw he almost drops my phone in astonishment

also
>do 195x5 for front squats (main set) saturday
>wednesday go ham on squats, 225x5 ass to grass
>do some fronts for high reps
>want to go 165x12
>end up failing rep 7, legs still dead from my visit to neil asstograsse tyson
>regular comes over and says that's a lot of weight for fronts
>p-pls come saturday to mire my quads

>>42384235
they're strangers. most of the time they look away near-instantly. some girls hold eye contact. maybe 1% of people i won't ever see again think i'm a creep. other 99% notice nothing wrong or are too busy worrying about themselves and/or lack of eye contact game

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>>42384335
I should do this. When im out on my daily walks I've been taking my hands out of my pockets and keeping my head up, I think this could add a great touch.

It's been working, today walking my dog I managed to say "Hey" to a stranger without mumbling or acting shy.

>>42384450
It doesn't come quickly but you're molding yourself into a more dominant man as we speak, keep up the good work

>>42383968
So do you just stare at random people or people you make random eye contact with

>>42384316
>tfw I squat 450 lbs and no one mires me

>>42375345
First time I started working out I went from 70 kg skelly4lyf to 90 kg under 4 months

>>42384540
Everyone who crosses my path when walking. If you're on the bus or something just look a few people every now and then but if you wanna use your phone or read a book don't stop yourself.

>>42378832
>>42378515
dont lie, you will just confuse our newfriend even more

>>42384450
I found the perfect job. I landed an afternoon waiting at an event where i literally had to just go around and ask people if they wanted drinks, no matter where they were in their conversation and you get more comfortable with them through the shift. mad social gains and no social consequences: its your job so if you act more outgoing you aren't going to see them again and the only people who expect it more are your superiors who you are also comfortable with. gotta dive in at the deep end

>>42384767
Yeah I need to get a waiting job, im a midnight stocker at Walmart, normally work by myself in the auto section on the scissor lift with tires

>>42383968
Why remember their eye color?

>>42384975
You'll stare at their eyes trying to remember it. Also you're determined because you have a goal (remember the color) and that determination shows on your face. Being able to visualize the color is usually my benchmark to remember if I did it enough later on.

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>>42369979
>went to tattoo parlor
>shit is packed with people waiting and looking at stuff
>young qt3.14 receive me at the register
>"What do you want to do?"
>Ive greek arm that I want to finish
>"Can you show me so I can see which artist could work in it?"
>wearing a button shirt with long sleeve
>can reveal arm without taking it off
>proceed to take it off
>see her mirin at my pecs
>"its beatifull...I mean the tattoo"
>she's visibly troubled
>she's setting the rendez-vous on her computer
>catch her mirin with her side view as in button up my shirt
>parlor is silent as I walk off

I'm not even that ripped, feel gub bruh

>>42378081
dont listen to this resented fags
it stands for slacking sleep

>>42385108
wtf is that tattoo bro
why tattoos has to be so fucking gay these days

>>42378876

Yes, I had heard that. Fuck the baby steps a doc would give, though. If you are gonna do it, fucking DO IT.

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>>42385714
>not enhancing your body with the might of great men and myths

>>42385797
There' no way in hell that dude hasn't sucked AT LEAST 20 dicks.

>>42385797
thats a really nice tat but id be afraid to get that from one of my local artist

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>>42385807
That's some projecting brah

>>42385820
It inst unusual to have to travel to get something of good quality.

>>42370927
I missed this pasta

>>42370806
I get compliments all the time on my "biceps" despite the fact that my biceps are small, I just have really good delts and decent triceps.

Normies don't know muscles.

>>42374732
Not back.
Def ass

>Work at Walmart
>Cute Chinese girl is taking pictures of everything
> See her staring at me
> Asks if she can take a picture
> Her mom takes one as I awkwardly stand beside her
> Notice she's hovering around for like 20 minutes until she finally asks for a selfie
> She keeps going on about how cute I am
> We squeeze in for a selfie in front of a bunch of customers
> Put my arm around her and take a pic and I accidentally get a boner
> She leaves but always comes by and says hi and talks to me and remembers my name
> Too much of a pussy to ask for her number but still love the attention

>>42385108
autism

>>42384297
Did she help you find shirts that fit? Pretty hard task to get them to fit the chest and shoulders and not look baggy down lower.

>>42384335
Wait until you meet another autist trying to act confident like you. You are going to lock eyes for hours.

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>>42369979
>Go out to buy few more volumes of Berserk and other shit cuz thats shits good even tho I hate most manga and anime shit
>spend about 20 minutes in the back of a tiny comic store looking for shit in there manga section.
>find my shit and go to the counter.
>guy in his late 30's 40's there. nothing homosexual about him
>looks like your average overweight comic reader
>he says something as he's pricing my stuff
>"Your really handsome to be buying manga"
>all i could blurt out was "What?" in total confusion"
>"haha, that'll be 40$"
>silence the rest of the purchase
>walk out
>mfw

>>42387312
>Cringe
Probably wanted to dress up as a furry and slam your honey hole

>veiny forearms
>shoulders
>chest
>abs

I've been with a lot of women, and this is all you need if you want mires. Wear great fitting clothes when you go outside.

>>42387349
Gotta have traps for maximum shirt fitting

>>42387349
I forgot to say you need a handsome face too.

>>42383185
This isn't autism, this is being fucking alpha

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>be me
>Doing tri pushdowns looking really pumped
>qt walking by
>talked to her a couple times before and decide to hold a conversation
>talk about where to workout, life/school goals
>tell her if she wants any help on the weight lifting machinery I'm always here to help

>mfw I haven't seen her since

Did I fuck up?

>>42370927
ENUF

>>42378081
schützstaffel

>>42387236
If you lock eyes for that long with anyone, you say hello

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>>42369979
>tfw hooked up with a girl in the bathroom of a club
>tfw her hotter friend said i was hot, unironically

just had to tell someone, lads. 5/3/1d' up to 120x3 OHP today and i feel out of my mind. working abs isn't a meme; full rep OHP (bar to chest) is all about the core

>>42377962
No, but if she extends her left hand while her right hand lies calmly all the while tapping her foot, she definitely wants the d

>>42387471
>Acted like a nice guy
You're not getting anything from her now

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>be me dyel at gym doing hanging leg raises
>resting between sets
>elderly man, "you're very lumber anon!"
>me, "t-thank you!"
>mrw

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>>42383185
and thats how i lost

>>42388237
limber*

>>42384736
>newfriend
stop using this word. this kind of thinking is destroying our website

>>42384785
its great because you have to be friendly and when you get a little comfortable you can make light conversation and they will usually give you something to work with. pick up on it and make friendly or funny comments on it and it all goes from there. i shat myself initially when told to just walk around and butt in to ask people if they wanted a top up but it felt great to get over it after a while

>>42387236
>>42387710
>If you lock eyes for that long with anyone, you fuck right there and then
fixed ur typo

>>42387969
after a ten minute interaction today i retrospectively realized that she had clear her hair from her chest area, and again wondered if that was a sign

>>42387166
Don't be a pussy. What do you have to lose.

>>42383968
>>42384335
>>42387710
>>42385003
anon you got good advice, any recs for books to read on this? its too much for you to have figured out alone through trial and error

>>42387166
if she said you're cute, ask for her number, you're in bro.

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>ITT

>>42385108
>>42385797
god damn these are nice as hell, the unique coloring one the first one is damn good

>>42387714
How do you hookup with someone you just met in a bathroom?

>>42385108
>can reveal arm without taking it off
>proceed to take it off
Why?

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>>42377931
Thats the first test from the gains Goblins. You pass. Prepare yourself for the next one.

>>42380731
Money, Status.....

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>>42383185
And then he said "I was looking at your squat form, you seriously need to fix that. Stop tiptoeing out of the rack, that's legitimately dangerous, spread your knees a little more, and don't hold the bar on your neck"

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>>42378081

>>42369979
>tuna

thanks for reminding me

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>>42370927

>>42383185
Omfg please let this be real. I havent laughed like that in a long time.

>>42378077
>milkies
what is this? please dont tell me that its what i think it is

>>42374897
32 Here. Have been on since early '04 after losing interest in the SA forums.

As for me:
>Late bloomer on everything
>Young looking. People often think I'm 23, with the energy to boot.
>Got in really good shape.
>Quit old manager job at a store full of potheads and retards.
>Financially healthy after getting new job as a programmer and get friendly with the security guard.
>Apparently he tells me I get eyefucked on a daily basis by a lot of the young girls in marketing.
>One literally goes out of her way to say hi.
>Manages to get my phone number from some idiot colleague.
>Suddenly phone blows up with messages.
>Stalking me left and right. I cannot avoid it to save my life.
>Hear from the security guard that she's planning her wedding with me.
>Don't want to get her fired, but I don't want to get in trouble with HR.

Fuck my life. Too old to fuck around with 18-24 year olds, but don't look old enough for women my age. Most of them are way too young for me and most of the ones my age are single moms. I'm beginning to think I should just lie about my age and say fuck it.

>>42387349
>Chest
>Arms
>shoulders
>neck
>ass
>face
>height
>frame

>>42378197
>the other 10% seem to be incredibly happy

These people probably put some thought into their life planning instead of doing it because "they were supposed to," which is a trap tons of people fall into.

>>42378173

If you're in Burgerland, the Kohl's clearance racks are a godsend for cheap, smaller clothes when you're in that awful area of disregarding your fatty rags but not at your goal so you can't splurge on high quality, fitting things.

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>>42369979
>dbol only cycle
>no test
>noob lifter

>>42388773
Some of the tidbits about eye contact I picked up from friends and random googling. Mire of death is, as far as I know, an original invention of mine.

>>42378081
Schlong Suckles

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>>42387312

>Berserk

my nigga. I've been following Berserk since i was 16 (29yo oldfag now). I've been buying a volume every month or two for the last couple years, but i'm all caught up with the online scanslations. just recently purchased volumes 12 and 13.

I have the same attitude towards manga and anime. Berserk has spoiled me. i hate the weaboo, cute, waifu bullshit that is 99% of the manga/anime culture. leave that shit to the 12 year old autismos and basement dwellers.

Check out "Crossed"
>pic related

>>42390641

Crossed is trash, but I will never tire of the over-the-top highlights I'll catch on /co/

>>42387471
Doesn't sound like it bro

>>42390659

Got any other gore-fest comics or manga to recommend?

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>>42390741

My go-to Wild Ride mangos are Magical Girl of the End and Magical Girl Site. They're both about as trash as Crossed, but I'm charmed by them because I guess underneath this /fit/ exterior I'm still a huge weeaboo faggot.

As for more western stuff, I don't think anything tops Crossed. Gore gets old eventually, but Crossed is just so ridiculous every time.

>with dad, stepmom and stepsister at costco
>Stepsister sees friend, walks towards her as I bring stepsister a free sample
>Next day, stepmom alleges that stepsisters friend was texting her "omg theres a hot guy behind u" but then stopped once she saw me give her the free sample and realized who I was

>>42377784
your your your your your your your your your
u fucking spastic

>>42387471
u tried too hard bro

>>42387312
>>42390641

I want to start reading Berserk but it's been going on for so long just starting it seems daunting.

Are there key story arcs that I should read? An anthology or something? What would you recommend?

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>>42383185
>I was looking at your squat form

>>42369979
>working with addicts
>57 year old dude who shit himself with 3 promill
>we wait for the ambulance to arrive so they can get him somewhere where they clean him
>mfw he tells me i am the best looking worker there and that he is gaya
>mfw he killed someone and was in jail for 14 years
>mfw i dont have a face

>>42387236
>not playing gay chicken with everybody you cross your path with
never gonna make it

>>42388816
>button shirt with long sleeve
many shirts don't have wide enough sleeves to pull them up to the bicep or above

>>42391403

Nigga, just read it! Kentaro Miura doesn't seem to be contractually obligated to push out X number of volumes every month/year so he only puts out good shit. No filler like you get in other manga. The good thing about it is the content is on point, the bad thing is that some years he'll only crank out a couple chapters then the next year crank out a couple volumes.

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>Out with Buddy at bar
>Listening to his girlfriend problems
>End up chatting to a group of coworkers
>One of the girls is giving me the eyes
>End up talking to this girl alone for 45 minutes
>She is feeling me up talking about my muscles
>She has huge boobs but a pooch of a gut too some weird body fat distribution
>About 50 minutes later she says she has a boyfriend but she does not like him anymore and asks me for my number
>I say no thank you and leave with my friend
>If she was hotter I probably would have cucked her boyfriend

>>42390211
>Too old to fuck around with 18-24 year olds

Kek no. They are approaching you, bash em all anon. But care with HR

>>42391815
he said he could reveal it without taking it off you dolt

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>shitty summer no job prospects
>try to go full Saitama
>calisthenics every day, except for bycicle days and swimming days (both rare)
>be at nudist beach
>cutie approaches, she's aware of me but pretends not to
>just the kind I like: thin, pale, small-ish tits, small round ass
>goes away, but I'm bored so I'll walk after her
>get to where she is (normal beach some 300 mts away)
>wave and make signs to her (like: hey lets go swimming back there)
>unexpectedly, she gets up and starts walking by my side
>take her back to nudist section
>bathe together, play, have fun
>recommend bathing naked, she obliges
>tell her about secret place behind the dunes where people get intimate
>suggest to go there, she obliges again
>offer massage, accepts gladly
>at first from her side, massage her gently, both naked
>after a while I start caressing her tits and ass - she's just so frail... I can't resist it!
>get on top of her, keep going, starts gently kissing her all around
>when she feels my dick (which looks massive against such a small chick) against her ass, she tells me she doesn't want sex
>because 1st date
>I'm in for the game, not just sex, so I don't insist much

>we agree on seeing eachother again but she didn't show up
>or I misunderstood giving her poor english

but who cares god-damnit. I just proved it can be done. I'm ugly, have a shitty haircut, she didn't know the beach was nudist (she thought I was kind of a freak until I showed her around), I wear shitty ugly glasses, my teeth are krooked and some broken...

it can be done, dudes. it doesn't take that much. just cover the basics and the rest will come. I applied like a 1% of what I've read about picking girls up. no need for that crap, just improve your life overall and something good will come out of it. stay positive and dont let your willpower waver.

>>42391403
No don't skip anything. Every story arc is incredible and VERY important for the overall plot. Read all of it, from the beginning.

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>Be me
>Walking to track for running session
>Its hell on earth hot
>Take shit off
>Douchebag mode engage
>Walk by a small store type thing
>From behind the corner a girl walks up not paying attention and walks right in to me
>Get a face full of abs
>Takes a step back giggles and says sorry
>"I'd say sorry but I think you liked it"
>She giggles introduces herself
>I introduce myself
>Shes 17
>And I'm gone

>>42392131
slavbro?

>>42392505
nope. spanishbro I guess.

>>42378173
depending on where you are there may be cheap tailors in your area. could be cheaper to have your old clothes brought in a bit than buy new ones

>>42392489
>"I'd say sorry but I think you liked it"

This story absolutely did not happen

>>42392655
i mean he probably didn't say it as all stories in this thread are made up, but that's just very mild teasing, it happens all the time everywhere

>>42388638
>destroying
How can you destroy something even more what is already beyond repair?

>2 people have said to me "damn that's a lot of weight" in the past week when benching lmao 107.5kg for 5x5
>a 40 something year old woman at work me "mr olympia" and complemented my body twice this week
am I finally making it?

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>>42392706
i-it can s-still be repaired...

>>42374886
Kekked

>>42378081
straight shota

>>42390211
>Too old to fuck around with 18-24 year olds
Anon those are literally PRIME women. You do not want a woman older than that because they're typically used up and carry a lot of baggage.

How should I respond when a girl slaps my lmao3pl8 squat ass? I'm fucking shy

>>42393779
she made you her bitch, now bend down and prepare to be pegged

>>42385108
Noice!

>>42392131
ay this is good shit
>she's aware of me but pretends not to
>why would she pretend not to notice you
constantly pushing forward while not being pushy and taking it as it goes. this is honestly very inspiring

>>42382648
I don't worry about being here "forever," site wide at least (26 now). Good for a laugh or two, get some tips and shit. Might as well go on the NY post site and comment "I've been here forever"

>>42385108
that tattoo is actually fucking sick don't listen to the fags

>>42384540
It's a step towards being comfortable in social situations. Most people could make 10x as much eye contact with their friends and potential lovers without making them uncomfortable. It will make you more personable and seem more sincere. Plus you'll look like a confident dude from across the room and you'll start to notice the mires you may have missed by avoiding eye contact.

>>42385797
that nipple looks so out of place lmao

>>42388814
alcohol and drugs

>>42378081
Salty salmon

>>42372908
kek

>>42394114
>>42385797
yeah he shouldve got the statue of david and lined up the nips

>>42385108
>white guys with colored tattoos
>white guys with arm sleeves
I liked your new album Riff Raff

White guys can get ONE small tattoo within the T shirt zone dingus

>>42388830
Aye, the next test has shown itself; god knows how many calorie mcdonalds meal. Haven't had a soda in months, mostly drink water and coffee.

what
life
do
i
want
to
live

>>42378081
Soolu Sandals

>>42392489

>not fucking jailbait pussy
>making it

Pick one, faggot

> friends mom says i look like the person no one wants to mess with
> she also says i look bigger and stronger than the average guy
> girl iv been talking to said i was "ripped"
> friends say i have thick arms
d-did i make it bros

>>42397316
yes, push your comfort zone, you're set

>>42378081
Study sticky

>>42369979
>pressing ctrl-f
>not just pressing F3 to search

It's like this is your first day on the internet...

>>42370955
I laughed while on the stationary bike

Yes I'm a fag.

I read my two year old son these instead of Goodnight Moon at bedtime.

>>42382648
>tfw ipodwizard is no more
I was a firmware dev and a moderator
I USED TO BE SOMEBODY DAMMIT

>>42390211
>32
>Too old for 21-24

Fetishes aside, they are more than fair game.

>>42388237
>one chance at life
>tfw not lumber
>born a aluminum
Why live

>>42392730
Lmao, not with that bench brah. Unless you're 150 cm and 60 kg

>>42387092
Back is literally the second thing girls look at after height.

I catch girls looking at me in the subway sometimes, does that count?

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>>42398598

>>42397683
>pressing ctrl-f instead of ctrl-w

reading all the mire stories makes me feel good but when i get them irl its not quite as good.

chicks always make jokes about my biceps and arms.

guys call me huge all the time.

some guy said i looked like an actor from Vikings.

the best mires are the subtle ones like when you finish a hectic lift and notice some chick staring at you from far away

>>42390211
A fucking retard
You are just looking for excuses to do nothing just fuck them

>DYEL Pajeet at work tells me its obvious I work out because of my arms
>My arms are fat and disgusting
Its still a good feel

>noob gains
>second date with qt3.14 virgin Asian gf
>go mountain hiking followed by swimming in the sea
>she forgets her swimming stuff
>dive into ocean just to cool off
>come back out
>"god you're sexy anon"
>y-y-you too

Now we are engaged and planning for 3+ kids. We're all gonna make it

>>42399208
im glad youre happy (better than being a kv) but do know youre betraying your race :^)

>>42391882

>But care with HR

How? How can someone dip the pen in the company ink without risking retaliation. Women are very unreasonable when they're mad and having HR to empower them only makes things worse.

>>42374664
Nah man, other people noticed my gains before I did. Had a friend grab my arm at a bar before I ever really noticed. Just keep at it and you'll notice.

>>42399208
thanks for ruining our race you piece of shit

>>42399352
>>42401619
Kek, angry Hapas.

>>42401660
For the record, I'm pure italian

>>42401671
What are you getting upset about then, you're not white.

>>42394922
>t. White guy who's not big enough to pull off an arm sleeve

>>42401695
shut the hell up traitor

>>42398624
where is this from?

>>42401710
Kek, I married an Italian.

95% of Italians aren't white.

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>>42401837
>>42401695

>>42401905
I'm 100% serious.

I, as a white man, married a nonwhite Italian.

Most Italians are nonwhite, those that are tend to be more Austrian than Italian.

>>42401932
Whats a white vs nonwhite italian

>>42401981
A white Italian is visibly white.

A nonwhite Italian is visibly nonwhite.

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>>42401671
>Italian
>White
KEK, honorary Ariana doesn't mean what you think it means

>>42401932
>>42402001
Well for them is why you germanics savage have civ today

Pigskin

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>>42383185
you fucking retard. There is still a chance to salvage this. apologize to her next time you see her. If she is doing dangerous retarded shit take the time to teach her instead of revealing your power level. You can do this. Or you will sperg out again.

>>42399512
I would not recommend doing that shit. I hooked up with a girl from work and we fucked regularly but she wasn't compatible with the company so she ended up leaving.

>The day she leaves she starts yelling about unfair shit
>Says I've been fucking her for a while to everyone there
>Next time I go in they call me into office
>Both my supervisors are dudes
>So about what happened...
>Say obviously she isn't allowed back etc I should be careful
>Immediately after that they say wow nice job hitting that
>They feel bad she blew up my spot

Looking back I'm pretty lucky I ended up fine lol. One of the dumber things I've done. Everyone gave me shit because they hated her

>>42388237
Are you Groot?

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I work at a Jo-Ann store
>Yesterday, Friday
>It's truck day
>Casually moving stacks of totes around in the back room to make room for all of our new shit
>Co-worker comes in
>"Here, let me help, anon"
>She puts her whole weight against the stack of totes and barely moves it
>Say "Here, let me get that"
>Grab it with one hand and pull it across the room
>Manager walks in
>Co-worker tells manager that it's not fair that I make all the heavy lifting and moving look so easy
Felt bretty gud, bros

>>42392591
Where in Spain my man? Valencia here

>>42398624
Hey, Gavin

>>42384568
They're just afraid of gainztown breh. Ignore them

>>42387166
She'll say "yes". Just ask her, bro

>>42402404
what's a tote?

>>42402306

That's the exact same situation I am in. The only difference is that everyone is more open about it and gives me shit when they see her bee-lining it to me. The girl always leaves her spot when she's not supposed to and has said things about almost everyone in her department. Her Co-workers don't like her, her bosses don't like her, nobody likes her.

The only exception to that I would think are the orbiters following her around.

I see this shit as dangerous to my ambitions

>>42391403
i'll be honest with you, it's overhyped. Golden age arc is good (like 90 chapters out of 300) but then it slowly goes to shit with boring characters and unnecessary plot draging. Its still pretty enjoyable, but not a masterpiece like some claim

>>42375355
>not phoning mom every day to keep her up to date on the haps

Mom cares about you, anon. Give her a call, she misses you.

>>42374732
Gf says back is the hottest
Back and forearms

>>42374808
Dude, nice work. I think steroids make a lotta sense when you start to lose the natural hormones. The only thing I worry about is getting an aneurysm or something like that.

>>42390920
you're the one spazzing, nigga kek

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>>42377931
I'm proud of you man. Strengthen that will power, don't let females get in the way of gains.

>>42387471
Bro you gotta treat women like they are garbage.

>>42390211
Anon-kun don't be suck a fucking retard. 18 - 24 is prime breeding years.

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>>42385912
Kek... the single tattooed arm is the 2010s male equivaent of the 2000s female "tramp stamp".

But it is making it easy to recognize faggots.

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>>42388237