gf is high test0ish, yet no ass

I'd hit it. Just get her some implants bro. If that's really her she's going to have limited muscle growth without some serious gym time.

>>42362667
Just buy her ass implants and be done with it.

If she wont workout just twll her to buy ass implants

>>42362667
Post her ass, you faggot.

>>42362667
post her ass!
your answer is implants

Anon l, do you think she is self concsious about her Hank Hill syndrome?

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Not her but it may as well be.

she has big boobs, this flat ass, and strong legs.


Also - i hear bad things about butt implants (lengthy recovery, looks fake) and I hear positive things about something called brazilian butt lifts that just move fat into the ass region.

>>42362808
Just post her ass you mongoloid. We can't critique imaginary bodies.

>>42362667
You're girlfriend is not high test -- you have the ideal body type for redneck hicks

>>42362667
Geez,bruh don't leave your girl because she has a flat ass. It's something that can be improved. If it's a long and meaningful relationship for both of you l, you should be able to talk and listen to eachother. If not, that is the real problem, not her ass.

>>42362807

I think so. if she wears jeans, she usually wears a long shirt/blouse that kind of covers the butt region.....never puts a spotlight on it.

a few weeks ago we went to a social event that just happened to be loaded with ridonkulous booty-championed girls wearing yoga pants.

I felt myself feeling the gf's gaze as 10/10 girl after girl would walk past us and conveniently bend over to tie shoe laces or pet dogs.
It was almost as if god was testing me.

What makes me know for certain that she's conscious about it is that of late she is overcompensating by lowering her shirts to expose more cleavage. I'm totally not gay, but boobs/cleavage have never been my thing (unless they are 10/10 and attached to a girl with 10/10 lower body).

>>42362813

I looked and I do not have a good photo of the atrocity

>>42362852
>not having a photo of your gf's ass
Are you sure you're in a relationship?

>>42362842

Easily the greatest advice ever posted on this neandertal forum. Thank you.

>>42362667
Just say you got no gym buddies cause your autistic. Then she will be your gym buddy. Then you introduce her to powerlifting.

>>42362936

This may just work. Although I do have 2 gym bf's.

I have 2 gym memberships....one is a legit weight room. The other is a HIIT gym loaded with hot grills. I think it's my HIIT membership that is signaling this insecurity about my gf. The HIIT gym is a small gym probably 75% college qts in lululemon gear. Doing kettlebell swings, burpees and mountain climbers just inches away from my face.
I have asked the gf to join me at the HIIT gym byt she is deathly afraid of that intensity and anything dealing with kickboxing.

>>42362667
She's not even high test just looks skinnyfat m8

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>>42362667
This is what a high test girl looks like -- your girlfriend looks like this womans child

>>42363134
>3,000 a day 365 days a year for 5 and a half years
Actually a really good point and something I had never thought about

>>42362667
you need to leave her

>>42363134
>that pic

They didn't start killing Jews until like 44. So it's more like 9000/day

>>42363134
I truthfully believe all the conspiracies about the holocaust but I have no clue what to do with any of the information that I have. It feels weird just going to my work, going to the gym, going out, etc knowing all of this and not being able to do anything.

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>>42363235
it's almost like they needed a series of large facilities in which to hold, kill and destroy them. plus slave labour with which to operate them.
like some kind of concentration camp.

>>42363252
Jewish individuals control media, and imo it's honestly nothing to be bitter and upset about because it seriously has never actually affected me in any way

Don't sweat it dude, just go about your business with an air of self awareness and I'm sure some ladies will find that quality attractive about you

>>42363134
>6 gorillions
The correct number is actually around 2.4 millions

>>42363262
>and I'm sure some ladies will find that quality attractive about you
what has that got to do with anything you fucking child?

>>42363255

They only killed Jews in 6 camps in Poland, so that's 1'500 per camp every single day.

>>42363276
>It feels weird just going to my work, going to the gym, going out, etc knowing all of this and not being able to do anything.

>>42363284
not everything is about women finding you attractive you spastic 12 year old

>>42363279
>>42363235
>>42363134
>>42363265

fake news

3 million in 9 since 1940

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extermination_camp

>>42363303
LOL I was just trying to console that individual you absolute autist

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>>42362667
>bought a new lexus
you mean a new toyota?

>>42362691
>Just buy her ass implants
This.

First option is of course squats, lunges, and other chick butt exercises. Or fat transfers maybe, if she has excess fat elsewhere they can lipo it out and move it to her ass.

>>42363309
>a: the media constantly claims 6 million not me
>b: that very website shows only 6 camps used for extermination in poland (1 belarus which was only an occupied country for a very short period
>c: only small numbers were killed in the early years, read the camps individual wiki pages

>>42363343
>you mean a new toyota?

Ok, a $62k Toyota, if you prefer.

>>42362667
The fact that you care this much about something as simple as her ass makes me wish I could take her off your hands you superficial fuck.

>>42363134
no, that's a plastic whore not a high test girl

>>42363516
Just because you could never get with a girl like that doesn't mean she is a plastic whore

>>42363526
look at her tits ass and lips anon
she's so obviously plastic I refuse to believe there's someone naive enough to think she's natural

>>42363531
apparently she came here to be a model, got robbed in miami and hopped on a plane and cried herself back to russia

>>42363423
Not OP but a bad ass would be a dealbreaker for me. I'd probably fuck her once just to see if I could deal with it.

I love my gf's ass, I feel bad for you OP.

>>42363404
>Ok, a $62k Toyota, if you prefer.
I guess you aren't a car guy...whatever.

>>42362667
What is, "ass implants"?

>>42362852
faggot, just post a random photo and tell us thats her, we just want to believe!

>>42363404
absolutely this. Lexus is such a pile of shit.

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>>42362667
lol, never gonna BRAP it

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>>42362686
>>42362691
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>>42362808
>>42363343
>>42363582
>implants
please, don't be a degenerate and force your your grill to mutilate herself for an ass.

either make her squat or make her do meme exercises like pic related if she's afraid of squatting.

or get used to it.

>>42362667
Make her do squats and deadlifts

>>42362667
SS + GOMAD

>>42364456
1st time would prob agree with unironically -- build yourself a braphog real quick with the ss + gomad

>>42362667
is it possible to turn this into an actual braphog or genetics will impede it?

>this thread
http://lmgtfy.com/?t=i&q=glutes+before+and+after

>>42364967
just seeing a lot of grills that learned to arch their back and remove clothes desu

>>42362808
Squats(close stance) 3x8-12
Hip thrusts 3x8-12
Lunges 3x8-12

All exercises with linear progression

And eat more protons

2x per week

In 3 months she should have a noticeably bigger or rounder butt

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>>42362667
No ass, give it a pass... plenty of fish in the sea

>>42362667
Heres the deal fagot.
You cant just walk in and say.
Can you get a bigger butt so i can watch it while porking you out dogy style?
Or maybe you can, idk what kind of relationship you two have.
My wife is getting thicker and juicer by the day and that aint a miracle, she work outs with me.
Ive been hitting the gym for a year and some months and when i got enough gains she started to feel inadequate and started to ask about hot bitches in the gym.
I played along and said stuff like, well yeah kinda if you are into THAT body type idk... most of them are skinny bitches WICH I DONT LIKE. (shes always been in the thicc part of town)
Then i got enough mires for her to notice im gettin mired.
And instead of bitching about it, whorin it up, gettin jealous, blabing about her feelins and shit she dealt with her problem and started working out with me.
That was the goal all along.
So what im trying to say is you should be able to read your gf.

>>42362667
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNVguvNE7qc

>>42362864
according to him she doesn't have one so why would he have a pic

>>42364107

I have Hank Hill ass

>>42362808
just get her pregnant

>>42363557

>car guy

I mean I'm definitely not the car guy who insists on driving manual, and gets erect at the 'sound' of the engine.

>>42365134

Thanks. I think she would be open to working out with me....i just fear this could be genetic and never improve.

>>42366562
see >>42365716

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My wife has 'no' ass but A) She's Asian, whatta you gonna do? And B) I like little butts. Big ones look great when they are young and firm but don't stay that way. Little butts age better.

a nice athletic tight ass is fine, OP.

>>42364132
>hip thrust
>meme exercise
...

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>>42362667

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>>42366962
you fell for it

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>>42363265
it's more like 75k
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>>42363235
>>42363255
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>>42363309
>>42363369

>>42362667
I understand where you are coming from. I have never and will never date a girl who has no ass. It's an absolute must for me. If she isn't willing to work on it I don't know what to tell you OP. Time to move on.