>gym receptionist found the semen sock

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>>42362441
>semen sock found the gym receptionist

>gym canary died upon unveiling the cumspiracy

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>tfw force fed water with a firehose for not hydrating
>tfw denied bathroom privileges
>tfw forced to do hyperextensions with a full bladder until i pee myself

>>42362840
w-what cumspiracy?

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>>42362831
>>42362441
>tfw gym receptionist IS your semen sock.

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>>42362441
>gym mathematician solved the cum conundrum

>>42362441
Why are you posting this everywhere? You post variations of this on /r9k/ at least three times a day, if not more.

>>42362441
>leg press won't dispense tickets anymore

>>42362441
>the plate dispenser is broken

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>gym accountant found out I forged some of my sets

>>42365042
wtf, how am I supposed to get my stuffed teddy now?