This just happened
>2:30am, go to bathroom to brush teeth
>start mirin myself in mirror
>start doing different poses
>stretch my arms above my head
>accidentally hit the glass lamp shade thing, theres two parts to it and they both fall down and land on my foot
>blood everywhere
>sound of smashing glass wakes entire family up
>they all come to the bathroom to see what happened
fuck that fucking piece of shit lampshade