I just shat out a massive tapeworm.

what's the macronutrient profile of tapeworms?

post pictures

>>42355190
i fucking flushed it instantly, I feel so fucking sick right now

>>42354731
Eat it for extra gains

>>42354731

how terrible is your diet that:

1) you get a tapeworm
2) it chooses to fucking evacuate your anus

>>42354731
How massive are we talking about?
Just curious.

>>42355250
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5d82ndui_s

>>42355250
You can get tapeworms from sushi.

>>42355250
I make my own meals everyday, with shit tons of greens and I get my meats at a butcher.

I've just been sick with liquid shits. I guess he couldn't hold on anymore.

>>42355267
Easily 2 metres long. Hard to tell, it was all curled up in the bowl.

>>42355288
Only thing I can think of that gave me the worm is the fact that I ate steak tartare at a restaurant like 6 months ago.

>>42355224
This. Reclaim those precious gains!

Tapeworms are great when you're cutting.

>>42355313
>easily 2 meters long
how the fuck did you flush that

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>>42355217
You fucking dumb motherfucker you let that tapeworm get away with all your gains!

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>>42355362
It's probably pretty shredded desu, I've been on a creatine cycle.


>>42355349
Just pressed the button and it was gone after 1 flush.

>>42355380
i'm surprised it didn't just leave the toilet to go powerlifting

How do I know if I have a tapeworm

Sometimes I feel a sudden pressure in my anus, like once a week and my ass used to hitch at night, now it doesn't though.

>>42355515
My grandpappy used to eat an entire garlic if he thought he had one. If he did it would come right out.

See a doctor. These fuckers lay eggs and you may have larvae in your body. Time for praziquantel

>>42355190
This, why the fuck would you even make a thread if you weren't going to post pics

>>42355515
for itching anus i always had an ice cold spoon in the freezer
when it itched too bad i put that cold spoon in my ass

>>42355628
for fuck's sake just wash your ass you fucking savage

>>42355628
wtf dude

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>>42354731
I used to have worms, but those tiny ones. Got rid of them by now, but boy do they haunt my dreams. It's alright anon, you'll be clean and all soon.

does he lift?

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>>42355628
wtf man

>>42355515
Maybe not tapeworm, but might be worms - small ones. Look for small, like 1 cm max, worms in your feces and in your underwear
+ They come out to lay eggs at night/evening, that's when they itch the most

>>42355882
I don't have the itch anymore.

Maybe the tapeworm ate them and wants to get out now :|

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>>42355362
It's probably gonna come home again after some powerlifting.

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>>42355882
>they come out at night
jesus christ

>>42355628
why a goddamn spoon
and how long do you keep it in your ass

>>42355542
My grandmother was an old school pharmacist and this is how they used to get rid of tapeworm in the old days:

You had to fast for a week, then drink a large bowl of hot milk. This would make the tapeworm come right up your oesophagus and you would have to pull it out like "a clown pulling a ribbon from his mouth".

You would then have to bring it to the pharmacist to be checked. If the head was missing, sorry Friendo, you'd have to do it all again, as the worm would regenerate within a few days...

>>42354731
My anus was itchy and i thought i t was worms, did a stool test and nothing came out, it was fungus all along so i put anti fungus cream and problem solved

>be current year
>not using tapeworms to get shredd

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>>42356018
>the worm would regenerate within a few days

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I did this today lads
(I know I need more water, it's just that I went to the clubs and drank a lot yesterday)

>>42356018
>having to pull a worm thats been in your ass out of your mouth

>>42356480
you could build a house with that

>>42356568
I'm honestly so proud of it

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>>42355313
>>42355349
Last time I'm visiting this board

>>42355628
Fucking kek

>>42354731
RIP op, this is just the beginning of the end for you.

>>42355628
Goodbye sides

>>42355911
Hahahahaha

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>>42356480

What is the white shit in your turd?

>>42358923
Undigested seeds from seeded batch wholemeal bread

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>>42355911
OP better prepare his ass for when it returns.

Go buy antiparasitic pills. If you have any more worms, go to a doctor.

>>42355313
>Literally eating raw meat

Why?