Shit normies say

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>im hanging out with my gf later

>I want to develop functional strength

It's all about macros bro

>>42347572
I worked with a black dude that would say all of those things, but he was being totally truthful on all accounts.
All he did was run and do pushups and he looked like me while I'm white and lift hard six times a week

>>42347572
The lying about how much they used to lift always gets me, though you look like an autist if you call them out on it

>>42347716

You have pathetic genetics and should neck yourself.

>boosting your test naturally?
>no! i don't want to look like schwarzenegger!

these guys have never educated themself about test and how it works

>>42347572
>I used to bench 405 back in high school
My little brother does that shit. I just tell him that he's fat and hasn't lifted in 5 years, and it shuts him right up.

>>42347716
He was fucking with you, breh. Just like how /fit/ says that we got in shape with Wii Fit and Zumba

>>42348524
except if he used to you sound like you're jelly and buttmad

>>42347848
I'm pretty sure you look autistic anyway

>>42348570
Nah, he only ever got to 2pl8