tfw I am as pale as a fucking ghost. Wanna get a healthy tan

>>42342356

>pale as fuck
>want to tan

1. Can potentially speed up cancer in pale ghosties
2. Why the fuck would you even want that? I dont think you understand how desirable pale skin is. Some of the girls that I've been with have given me compliments on my pale skin.

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>>42342356

Why do you care so much about what others think of you. Getting a tan doesn't require hard work and dedication. It's nothing to be proud or ashamed of.

>>42342356
Grow some balls

>>42342356
google "carotenoid tan"

its the final solution to the paleness problem of vampires.

>>42342356
Just deal with it. If you have very fare skin a tan would be bad for your long term health.

Learn to love it. A lot of the goal body threads feature ripped beautiful ivory gods, be one of them.

I have super white skin, like surprisingly pale, and I have no problem landing honeys.

>>42342356
If you really want to get a tan, just go on the beach/open swimming pool and stand under the sun for 3 hours . Get good sun protection so that you don't get burned alive tho

>>42342356
use a gradual lotion self tanner

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>pale as a ghost ghost
>spent 4 hours in direct sunlight from 10 am to 2 pm with uv index nearly at 10
>skin completely unaffected
it's like not even the sun can see me

literally step out your door and lay on the ground in your backyard for 5 hours

>>42342356

Fake tan really improved drastically over the past 5-10 years. Try it out