> come home from the gym
> go-to make post workout shake
> can't find protein anywhere
> ask mom
> "oh anon. steroids aren't good for you I got rid of them"
> pic related
Momscience thread? I need lulz so I don't choke her out
Don't have science, but do have some lulz.
>>42339060
>thinking the only way I can get these gains is with steroids
Yeah right mom, keep mirin
>>42339060
Move out you fucking neet
>>42339094
>Mom thinks I'm frauding
i-is this what making it feels like?
>you need to eat breakfast, its the most important meal of the day
>fasting? how can you eat nothing for half the day?
>>42339276
Breakfast is legit tho
>>42339060
just explain to her that its the powderd cheese water wich it kinda is
>>42339958
my moms wierd about whey to its a mom thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBF2sndWtHo
>>42339306
depends on you eating and training habits
>>42339276
Yeah this one is not applicable. You fast when you sleep and that's it, dummy.
>>42339990
Haha no.
>its so fucking hot, i cant sleep at night
>maybe you should stop using so much supplements, I heard that they can raise your body temperature
>mfw im literally only using whey
>>42340007
ok so person that is already eating 3k calories between noon and bedtime does not train until the after school/office job should force himself to eat breakfeast
>>42340106
Do whatever you want, just understand that there is no benefit to your physique or performance. Look up the eating habits of pro athletes if you need proof.
>>42339060
>be me 1 year ago
>skinnyfag 17 y/o
>go to the gym to start working out, get a personal trainer for a couple of sessions to get a feel of what to do
>'so anon, it is VERY important that you eat a lot more than you're eating now to build muscle'
>alrightythen
>come back from gym, feel good and want to follow his advice
>tell my mum about what he said
>'no, anon, you don't need to eat more. All you need are vegetables and a healthier (AKA lowcal) diet.'
>believe her instead of the personal trainer and has taken me a fucking year to realise that's bullshit and because of this i've missed out on incredible gains that I'm only getting now
feels fucking shit famalam.
>mom has been a fitness head for decades
>is proud of my weight loss and moderate eating
>compliments me every day
>"you know if you ever feel like using steroids just tell me and i'll pay for them"
Good times senpai
>>42339060
Last time my mother did that I called her a stupid bitch and made her pay me back to supplement two tubs of whey
Don't take that bullshit from your mom anon
>>42340165
Yep, and it all starts with breakfast as early as you can stomach it.
>>42340002
>not having someone feeding you while you sleep
>making it
enjoy never making gainz once your hormones balance and you hit your late 20's
>>42339117
Yes, even if you're frauding.
>>42340177
>tfw mom is on the var