What is your vice that you just can't quit /fit/?

Sugar.

>>42331632
Staying up too late doing dumb bullshit. My life would be immeasurably improved if I could just stop texting, browsing the internet, watching movies, or playing vidya like 2 hours earlier and just rest.
But I gotta keep myself occupied until I'm exhausted or my head goes to a dark place.
So my eyes are always bleary at the office and I always have to nap as soon as I get home to get anything done.

any kind of fruit

Staying up. For the life of me I can't fucking 7 hours at all. It's always 6 or lower.

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Vaping

>>42331690
And I hate taking medication cause I always end up feeling like shit

>>42331672
>>42331690

>imagining how much healthier i'd be if i just went to sleep at like 10 every night

JUST

>>42331704
My gains would probably be fantastic if I did that.

4chan
there's a lot of more productive shit I could be doing
but mindlessly lurking this site and occasionally posting is too good

>>42331712

i'm in the same boat. i don't even have any reason to be up but i stay up an extra 3-4 hours

>>42331632
Caffeine/carbonated drinks.

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self-pity

Partying, clubs, bars, alcohol, drugs

Getting fit made it so much more enjoyable and I still make gains, just not nearly at the speed I did when I was more disciplined

>>42331632
Abusing my prescription drugs

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These

>>42331672
get to bed Dave

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tease and denial porn

Biting my nails for fuck's sake
How do I stop it

>>42331750
who is this fluid druid?

>>42331726
this. I waste so much money and gains on alcohol and dancing.

>>42331754
i replaced biting my nails with cleaning them with my teeth and it worked

i just slide my teeth underneath the fingernails and get the dirt out basically

Vidya and alcohol, won't have time for either of them soon enough when school starts again

>>42331632
weed

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>>42331632
Life

>>42331770
robin mae

say goodbye to not touching your dick

>>42331632
4chan

>>42331754
getting braces made me stop, but I was like 13

>>42331632

Masturbating to sissy porn with a dildo up my ass while attempting to cum from anal. I've spent much too much time on that pursuit.

>>42331854
if i pinch my nipples really hard and hold my breath, with enough edging I can almost cum without touching my dick now

but what you're doing is really fucking pathetic

Procrastination(aka 4chan)
Porn
Sugar
Using food as a drug

thinking, i always think and i cant stop im never "here" im always in my brain thinking about everything and nothing

>>42331870
Kek.

If I ride my dildo while set in the pivot point of my bench while it is setup in incline press mode then I can do it, but it relies on my dick rubbing against the pad so I don't think it really counts.

>>42331632

shitposting

I've smoked weed for about a decade now, there have been breaks sometimes like two or three months, but at the end of the day and I'm sitting there sober and Donald trump is running the country and men want to be called women and fidget spinners and all the crazy shit that just doesn't make any sense to is going on I just want to either punch something or smoke and forget about it all for a little while
I have a decent job that I'm putting in jeopardy and it's possible they could surprise me with a better position and a drug test on short notice and I'd be fucked

>>42331843
>robin mae
thank you senpai

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Masturbation

It feels so unbelievably good. I cannot recall ever canceling plans, be it to go work out or hang out with people, in order to fap. I don't feel discernibly different afterwards. I only casually hate women. I just feel like I'm supposed to do it less.

>>42331785
DELET

>>42331632
Hating myself, and overthinking everything.

Lonliness and pain are almost addicting, I can't stop sabotaging myself whenever I seem to crawl out of this miserable pit of despair.

Staying at home and now experiencing life.

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>Protein bars

Can literally eat about 9-10 in one sitting. Thank god the macros aren't terrible.

>>42331957
This

Masturbation

>>42331664
This, specifcally sodie pops
I could cut out all junk food and other forms of sugar but would still buy a soda with 76g of sugar without even thinking about it.

>>42331988
This is me, I'll eat 3 or 4 in a day if i can

Her

>>42331632
Smoking ciggs

>>42331632
cocaine

Buying shit impulsively.

>>42331947
Likewise

>>42332092

This. I bought a round ice cube maker and a new electric razor on Amazon just now

>>42331957
bump,

why am i so addicted to hating myself anons?

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>>42331632
alck senpai

>>42332128
I'm just glad I have a nice pay job with weekly pay or I'd be fucking myself over too much

>>42331754
think about the fact that many parasite and worm eggs are transmitted to humans through them touching their fingers with their mouths.
also drop by a drug store and buy some clear nail polish with bitterants in it.

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>>42331632
her

>>42331890
DELET

>>42331724
me too, my dude

>>42331672
I have this problem too

>>42331632
Porn...


Help me.

>>42332128
>>42332181
I was like this, one good thing I read is if you really want something force yourself to wait a day and if you still really want/need it then buy it.

>>42331632
Being gay lol

Apathy. But I don't care about that anymore ;)

>>42331955
no

>>42331691
Whats wrong with that?

>>42331632
White cheddar popcorn

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Cheese

Thinking about my ex girlfriend

>>42331664

This.

>booze
>thinking about her
>career apathy

>>42331632
living

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>>42331632
butterdogs

Leisure time

>>42332473
Is that dog butter?

>>42332209
what helps me is to masturbate as soon as you get horny or just think about porn.
you don't need porn to masturbate. If you need it, then you definitely should not watch a single minute more

Girls, most things I do in life is to fuck them. I don't even like relationships but I act and behave a certain way because I know they like it.

>>42331632
Nutella
Porn

>>42331632
Fucking eating lots of food while on a cut. Have to do insane amounts of cardio to offset it. Currently jog roughly 50 miles a week.

Fear of failure.

I was always discouraged from experimentation and doing stuff the "wrong" way so now as I learn painting all the decisions that I'm no super sure about fill me with anxiety that cuts deeply into practice time. Had the same feeling when I had to measure portions by eye, completely went away when I bought scales. Shit is fucked, i'm facing it and exploring it and reading on it but there is always a part of me in constant fear and I don't know how to help this part.

>>42332510
nigga if you can bust a nut the second you get horny you need to get more busy.

heroin

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Cardio and trying to eat clean

I wish I was bigger and stronger but I don't have the willpower to dedicate to a long term bulk

My vice is probably homemade cookies. Whenever someone makes them and shares them, I can't resist them.
Send help.

>>42332545
Sounds like you could use therapy son. If food scales saved you from portioning anxiety though, the autismo lifting life is probably for you

>>42331672
I understand and have this as my biggest problem. especially the occupied mind thing

>>42331632
Meeting a nice a girl, date her for a bit, then run things to the ground because it seems too real.

>>42332707
I wish I could meet a nice girl.

Porn. It's literally my only vice...

>>42331672
>>42331690
>>42331704
>>42331712
>>42331721

>not sleeping enough
never gonna make it

>>42331754
transparent nail polish

friday/saturday night food binges

>porn
>fapping
>youtube
>depression
>staying up too late
>4chan
>watching gore
>staying inside
>starting to get into snuff (powdered sortable tobacco)
>as of today, thinking about her

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>>42331632
Internet addiction

My whole fucking life and I have no idea how to break it. I've basically had to rework my whole lifestyle to adapt to it. I'm basically a functional alcoholic but for the internet.

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erp

>>42333206
Same problem. I wish so much that my dad raised me socializing with other kids, but instead I played on my PS2 all day every fucking day. I don't know how to live life Not playing video games or mindlessly browsing the internet in all of my spare time. I love you dad and I know you did your best but FUCK, you could've made my life so much more :(

>>42333206
Yes

>>42333098
My gains are fine bro.

I eat junk food after sex.
After my fuck buddy left today I broke my fast early and had a huge burrito and a chocolate bar.

>>42331672
try reading books

>>42331632
Browsing /fit/

>>42333268
My dad tried to stop me but I was too young to understand the dangers at hand. And he was too old to teach me outdoorsy stuff out of anything but a book. I'm scared I'm going to finally move out after I graduate and not be able to function.

>>42333378
>>>42333268
>My dad tried to stop me but I was too young to understand the dangers at hand. And he was too old to teach me outdoorsy stuff out of anything but a book. I'm scared I'm going to finally move out after I graduate and not be able to function.
You fucking nigger you can do it

Moo

>>42333441
Oh, don't worry, I'm going to force myself to do it no matter what. I'm not one of those "le adulting is hard" faggots.

I thought it was nicotine, but I think I just like smoking or vaping. Just the habit. Don't know how to relax without a fucking e-dong in my hand. I've vaped with zero nicotine and figured I'd stop, threw out my e-dong and started smoking again. So then I started vaping again. Patches, gums and lozenges don't do it for me.

I've tried cinnamon sticks, pens, lollipops, regular gum, toothpicks, straws, everything but sucking dick.

It's fucking lame.

>>42331988
are the blueberry muffin ones good? I find all the fruit ones taste shitty

#1 cookies and cream/ s'mores
#2 cookie dough
#3 double chocolate chunk

>>42332147
Mental issues and /or bad parenting
Your shitty life made being miserable more comfortable than being happy for you

>>42331632
hookers

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weed: nice after work outs and long day at the office, makes sex amazing.

masturbation: after a decade of jerking it i can no longer cum through vaginal intercourse or getting head. have only came in a girl once and the mental gymnastics to do it were next level. Atleast i can maintain good erections and fuck forever but whats the point if i cant cum.

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>>42331632
Ramen noodles. Holy fuck shit is so delicious.

>>42331632
Women. It's difficult to go over 2-3 days without having sex. I recently went to 4 days, and it's like the universe was conspiring against me, because then an old FWB texted me asking if I wanted to have a threesome with her and her 8/10 yogi friend. Any other /fit/ brahs have this problem? Any tips for overcoming this vice?

>>42333967

Same breh
Can't get enough of menthol flavors and it's lame

>>42334278
Nigga tell me your secret

>>42334366

The secret is shitposting

>jerking off
>binge downloading porn
>shitposting on imageboards
>Tim Horton's Iced Caps

>>42334278
It's like we're not living in the same universe. I've gone nearly five years without even touching a woman, and I sure as fuck have never had a FWB or even a random chick 'mire me.

My anxiety is really hard to overcome. I've lost weight, have a job I love and a started going out with a nice girl buy for all of these I had to endure my body saying no no no. I'm afraid I'll fuck up and go back to my comfortable miserable life of doing nothing. I'll have to kick myself out of comfort all my life or I'll stagnate. Scared desu.

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>>42331632
Coffee. My adrenal glands are in a near constant state of fatigue. CMON STEP IT UP!
>bird softly chirps outside
>fullblownpanicattack.jpg

>>42334316
halo sub-zero dawg, fucking smoothsville daddy-o

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>>42331704
DELET

>>42334878

Patrician taste

I just buy extreme ice in bulk 500ml

>>42334278
You are either a) a genuine chad b) lying or exaggerating or c) fucking girls way below your level.

I would say think of the caliber of woman that you are pump and dumping. People still have a stigma around genuine pay-to-play whores these days, but you are fucking women who don't even have the self respect or wherewithal to get money out of it. If you aren't repulsed by her after you cum, then I don't know what to tell you. I just have no interest in nasty bitches who will fuck a guy and risk pregnancy and/or std because they are slaves to their base desires (and so are you).

>>42334982

Oh shit, that's cheap. I might start doing that. Fuck, now I'll never quit.

Smoking

>>42331672
Also this

>>42331632
Alcohol and coffee. Also, Ketamine, but thank God I can very rarely get it.

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How the fuck has no one said it?

VIDYA
I
D
Y
A

>>42331672
>>42331690
Same. I've stopped turning on my computer after the gym on workout days so it doesn't keep me up. Sucks though because literally all I'm doing on workout days is commute, job, commute, gym, eat, sleep.

weed.i know it isnt (((addictive))) but ive used it to self medicate my maniac depresson cause i dont like taking clitopram amd benzos

>>42331632
No gf

>>42331785
Jesus Christ dude

>>42333310
>fuck buddy
millenial scum

Fucking cheat days dawg. I can control myself during a bulk but when I cut I always seem to be able somehow to justify it, I always feel like shit after it too. Fuck me I haven't lost a pound of weight on this cut either. Just kill me pham

>>42331930
Join the military, you need structure and discipline

>>42331632
usually id say porn but noporn is going pretty well right now. probably >>42331672
or brownies

>>42334029
My current favorites are:
>Blueberry Muffin
>Banana Nut
>Mocha Chip

>>42335211
>literally all I'm doing on workout days is commute, job, commute, gym, eat, sleep.
Life is fucked man, this horseshit system needs to fucking die already

>>42335375
What's the alternative? Spend all your waking hours scavenging for food and hoping you don't get killed or catch some disease?

Yeah life sucks for most people, but we're still in the best spot we can be.

>>42331988
> tfw can't go a day without swinging by the gas station to get 2 for $5 Chocolate Chip and Oatmeal cookie quest bars

>>42335312
I have a few medical conditions that they don't like, if they did I probably would
I also don't want to fight for oil

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Fucking hookers
Bad on my wallet and even worse on my interpersonal relationship skills because i never even tried with regular girls.

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>>42334248
I can't stop eating this shit. It's so fucking good.

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>>42331632
4chan

>>42331632
Coffee with lots of sugar and milk

>>42335397
At least you have money for it. I dream about having money for that because I can't even try with women anymore. I know I'm not perfect but women are so fucking dull, boring, and often cunty.
Seems the only good ones are illegal.

>>42332282
>wait a day

nigga I wait a month

Everytime I buy something on a whim I realize the day after I really didn't need it

Coffee with cream and sugar. I just have a hard time with drinking it without that

>>42335410
>>42335416
You guys should fuck.

>>42331754
Keep a nail clipper by your desk at all times. The second you have the urge, clip off all the white down to the nub. That's what made me quit.

>>42331754
Clear nail polish. It will make your nails taste like shit even if it's not the kind that tastes bad for biters, plus they will look very shiny. I also used to have a really bad habit of this + picking and biting at my cuticles, for that I used a liquid bandage over my cuticles to prevent myself from picking and seal down and torn ones.

>>42335385
Hunter gatherers had more free time than us desu, you'd be surprised just how teeming with wild fruits and animals an area can be when there are only 20-100 apex predators (humans) in the a 100 square mile area. I'm not saying we don't enjoy plenty of luxuries, but the rat race is just getting worse and worse these days.

>>42331690
This is gonna be what kills me I know it.
6 hours or less here too m8. I don't know what to do

>>42331870
Kek

>>42331930
Smoking just makes me think about shit more, but with empathy.
And so I smoke

>>42335846
Well eventually make it bro

>>42332187
Delete it

vodka and orange juice
procrastination
hiding from myself

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>>42331672
Stop making me realize things about myself

>>42333967
>everything but sucking dick
Deductive reasoning anon.
Get busy.

sugar, but not as bad as i used to be, and certainly not as bad as i could be.

>>42335397
how do you get hookers?

j-just curious; not because i want one or anything like that

>>42336251
you just pay a chick to bang.......not really rocket science kiddo

>>42336260
sotp being coy bro

spill the beans

not like nasty hookers; but ones that are hot and wont get u a disease

>>42331632
alcohol

>>42336297
Just don't pick up street walkers and you'll be fine.
It's hard for a hooker to keep her clientele if shes infected.

>>42336251
most chicks will consider it if you offer them $500, most will agree to it if you offer $600 or more. Never go over a thousand unless it's really worth it, like she's a pornstar in town for a convention escorting and you know she knows how to fuck.

2D

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>>42336297
Move to LA and be able to afford a coke habit for two

>>42335825
I really sincerely don't believe any of this

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>>42331672
>mfw

>>42331672
This

And picking scabs. I'm trying to stop since it has made me hate my arms. People think I have psoriasis or got a bunch of cigarette burns. I don't know what else to do when I'm anxious, it just feels too good.

>>42337115
Dude just get something to squeeze or some shit. Just like a tennis ball or something so you have something to do with your hands

>>42336614
redban is a tool

Sexting.

>>42331632
thinking about food and my body fat 24/7

I can't stop fucking wasting entire nights on omegle. I'll spend hours just chasing dumb fat whores who will show me their tits, sort of like an edgier dumber tinder. I haven't done it in a while but I cracked a few nights ago and it was nothing but a miserable experience. I don't know why I do this to myself

fear of talkin to others
going to partys meeting new people
going to career fairs n talkin to probable employers

fukn hate that part of myself

>>42333967

I think you know what you have to do

masturbation

>>42331632
Double quarter pounder

>>42333268
stop being a fucking victim you pussy jesus christ, its your fault..

>>42331632
I get really horny a lot but about twice a month I can barely keep my cock down all day, head home and post pics in an ad on cl asking to fuck a twink, while waiting for responses I jack off to straight hardcore bdsm.

Takes about half an hour for me to cum when I get this type of diamond boner. When I've jacked off I realize that my fake email is open in the other tab, I check it out and see some twinks I would have raw dogged a few minutes ago.
I feel disgusted with myself and make some dinner.

So basically I turn gay for two days a month. My girlfriend would not approve of any
of this.

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These absolute cunts

Cumming to that delicious trap butthole

>>42337403
>haggis flavor chips
wat. I bet that tastes either amazing or really gross.

>>42331754
I actually quit a few weeks ago. Realizing how gross they look to others, girls especially helped me quit.

>>42337432
They're probably the best flavour desu

>>42331754

Same

But I don't even want to stop, don't think I'd be able to

>binge drinking
>social smoking
>junk food
>staying up too late
> masturbating (find it hard to cum via vaginal now)

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Dating leftist girls.

>>42335211
READ BOOKS

Trust me. Start off w something easy like How to Make Friends and Influence People by Dale Carnegie. In highschool I had no friends so I ended up reading it 3 times in a month. Then I actually ended up making friends. Helps in the work space too.

Then the bible. trust.

>>42336453
In 1 week I got 3 girls to do it for $200. I know how to bring it up tho

>>42337370
https://youtu.be/NpajBgjqJMw?t=15s

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Porn/staying up late.

I used to search for 90 minutes to find a "perfect" vidya to empty my balls to, only to be asleep late and wake up tired the next day.

I'm getting better though.

>>42331632
fap/porn
I just want to keep up with art of my waifu and new quality vids
Even without porn, there's this girl I just can't get off my mind, if only for the fantasy

>>42331674
Apples and grapes ruin keto.

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>>42331988
And you posted the best flavor.

>>42331632
Quit drinking 45 days ago. Still can't stop smoking though.

Cheating on my girl with tranny hookers

>>42337581
Where you been reading in the good book

>>42337707
Preach

Lack of self worth

I feel like i've always been behind in life, trying to make something out of myself and feel like everyone looks down on me

starting to not give a fuck what ppl think, and working on doing things i can be proud of instead of being a little bitch

>>42337726
Actually like her so told her I needed time out to work through my own stuff. I'm worried I won't make it boys.

>>4233163i will spend the entire day on YouTube even if there's nothing to watch I just sit there for HOURS waiting in that sub box

>>42331632

Sissy porn.

I take long hot showers and only stop during drought season. There are worse vices to have, at least mine is comfy and not too expensive since I usually keep it to 20 minutes.

>>42331870
One time after a 2 week nofap, I came just by rhythmically flexing my kegels.

>>42332566
nope, but I can get hard from 2 strokes. and I don't need porn to cum.
As soon as I start watching porn again I get desensitized though

>>42336453

Bruh we have a website in Ireland with escorts it's like 60-80 Euro for a good bang and they ain't street walkers.

counter strike

>>42337627
This. I miss times when i could bust a nut in the first 10minutes of searching, now i find myself edging for more than hour and finally cum to some kinky/fucked up shit.. is here still hope for us?

>>42331785
thats the most disgusting thing i have read all week

N

>>42333268
>another "all my problems are someone else's fault" post
You'll never become an adult if you keep thinking like this.

>>42337532
:( trying to beat this one too anon

>>42339032

I can tell you've never had shitty parents. It's always those types that say shit like this.

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thicc girls

>>42331672
Thanks for all the (you)s boys. Glad I'm not alone with this.

Staying up and sleeping in, if only I could get to bed a few hours earlier and wake up earlier my life would be so much more productive

Drinking errday

>>42331854
Hope you have your dick locked up you dirty slut.

>tfw all my current gear is old and broken/torn
>my plastic cage literally snapped in half last time I wore it and got a boner
>can't order direct to house because its in the centre of china town and no delivery guyscan find the entrance
>also I rent a room with live in landlords

JUST

Alcohol. Killed about 7 bottles of wine the last three nights.

>>42338094
Cheap escorts are skeezy as fuck. They just doll them up really nice. I'd rather pay random chicks I meet or pornstars who at least get tested regularly.

>>42331672
Delet

porn and caffeine

>>42334586
>downloading porn
But why?

>>42331672
i started going to sleep early, and let me tell you

shit is amazing. everything has improved

>>42331632
smoking.
but i will quit next week.
this will be my first attempt.

>>42339049
Stop being a pussy

>>42339392
Jesus christ dude. Get help. There are others in this thread saying they cheat on their ladies with trannies or whatever, but it's you I'm worried about, you're gonna fuck your liver doing that.
As for me its definitely staying up late, nothing is more fun than staying up til 2 or 3 listening to podcasts and playing some vidya, but I really have to cut that shit out, I would feel so much better in the day if I did

>>42335415
>the day after
You just made his point retard

>>42331632
drugs, mainly psychedelics every so often at least i don't do cocaine and smoke

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>>42331632
That sweet dank marijuana

>>42340467
Have you tried microdosing? I wanna know what it''s like.

>>42340593
depends what drug, if you mean acid, yeah i have. i don't really like allowing drugs to encroach into my daily life though. it was nice to try. the only times i do drugs at a none party or purposeful session is amphetamines for studying during exam period

Binge drinking.

I don't drink a damn thing for 6 days & then get absolutely wrecked. I didn't start drinking till I was 20, but now that I have a decent job & good friends, we find ourselves drinking more & more when we go out to the bars. The fucking hangovers are hell. Empty calories are shit. Spending money on it is dumb. But man, the memories we make are amazing.

>>42331632
4chan. I've been here since I was 16, I'm 24 now

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Caffeine. God how much money I would save, how much sleep I would get, how much less anxiety I would feel if I could kick this stupid habit and just drink water.

I will. I will quit.

Tomorrow.

>>42339392
My brother in law's family is a bunch of old Italians. They drink at least one bottle of wine a night, sometimes 3-4. Have been doing this for decades. They're healthy as fuck.

>>42331632
beer. If it's not beer, it's redbull or a bunch of kickstarts. I've gotten to the point where I look at it as 120cal beer > than drinking 180cal can of pepsi without even thinking of the negative effects of alcohol over time

>>42332035
I know this feel anon

>>42332462
This!! All of this!!! I just want you to know anon that someone out there feels the same as you!!!!!

>>42331988
god, I feel terrible if I even have 2
I'm going to try going today without 1. The ones I get have a laxative and it fucks up my shits.

>>42337753
Do
It
For
Her

porn

>>42335825
Preaching the truth. 10,000 years ago was our downfall

Food, beer, porn, being fat.

>>42331672
I had this problem, i started taking melatonin supplements an hour before I want to sleep and sleep much easier because of it. I'm 6'4", 210lbs and 10mg puts me to bed, for comparison.

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diet soda
i drink like 4 litres of pepsi max every day. what the fuck is wrong with me

>>42331672

This 100%

>>42340241
Tell me your secret sensei

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Masturbating

>>42343139
Disgusting

>>42337581
Yooo. That's the exact book I'm reading while I eat dinner. I'm about halfway through now from reading it 3x a week.

>>42331632
wanking 5 times a day

>>42334366

Hookers and lying

>>42331988
Beer...I guess?

Luckily, I don't have a shitty addiction like cigarettes. I'm not addicted to Beer, but I'd be a lot better health wise if I didn't feel the need to at least drink one beer on the weekend.

>>42332187
CEASE

Shitty food and drink every other weekend killing my gains.

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>>42331718
This guy gets it

>>42331672
If i didn't live with my gf i'd be doing the same thing. I still do sometimes, but it would put too much strain on our relationship if i never went to bed with her.

Get a gf

>>42337719
Im on my 3rd time reading it now actually, Mid way through genesis. you bro?

>>42343585
Niceeeee bro, Helped me so much w co-workers and girls

>>42331691
Fucking Ben Affleck vapes now too?

>>42331672
>But I gotta keep myself occupied until I'm exhausted or my head goes to a dark place
horribly relatable
whenever i think to myself
>ok it's 1230 now, you'll go to sleep at 115
and it then gets to the time i told myself i'd sleep, i just end up thinking
>ehh just one more 5 minute video, i'll just check my subs
and end up staying up till like 330 every night because making that decision to close the screen and be alone with my own thoughts for the next hour or so is too daunting. i'm also kind of insomniac, tend to fall asleep between an hour and three hours after i actually lie down and turn everything off, which i think makes it worse

>>42332179
who?
plz

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>>42332016
This
>get a large soda with whatever the fuck
>time to lift
>ok liftings done guess I'll get a pepsi

>>42337581
>le bible is interesting and will give good advice meme

Procrastinating

I'm one of those losers who just doesn't want anything to do with life or society. Never had parents growing up no literally 0 expectations so I have no drive or motivation to complete my aspirations in life and its so bad that I don't even care.

I'm going to uni and doing acting but it all feels hollow and pointless, its all art when I'd rather be an entertainer.

I just wanna lift, cardio, vidya and sleep. Occasionally get drunk with my friends. I don't wanna do a damn thing in my life and it pisses me off because thats exactly what my 25 year old brother is doing, living at home, leaching off mom, and I hate him for it.

I hate him, I hate myself, and I hate living in this little hell I created but the thing I hate most is that I need its rage to keep getting stronger. If I didn't have all this pent up emotion I wouldn't have even been able to start building the discipline needed to get fit.

Life feels empty, boys.

>>42331988
how are you so filthy rich you can afford to eat 10 quest bars in one sitting
those things are near 3€ per bar where i'm from

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Picking at my beard

>>42331632
replying to threads but not finishing my

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Jerking off into my face by putting my legs behind my head

>>42345675
>every instance of abortion is the same as a person dying

>>42345675
>>42345714
This never fails to trigger the liberal

>>42345675
lol these are fake numbers

>>42345741
and most gun deaths are suicides and niggers shooting each other. who cares

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>>42337581
>unironically being religious

>>42345714
>people dying is not people dying because fee-fees

This is what redditors actually believe.

>>42345741
Yes and no. Those numbers aren't exact but they are in the ballpark. Different sources give varying numbers, but since the seventies, abortions have been right around 500,000+ a year while homicides by gun seem to be around 10,000 to 12,000.

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>>42332473
nigga do you just eat them like that???

>>42345675
>>42345729

>child hasn't been born yet
>"death"

lmao

>>42333192
literally exactly me

did i write this

>>42331690
This. I started reading novels again, and it's helping a lot. I used to stay up shitposting or playing vidya, but now I make sure to just read my book the hour before bed. I fall asleep a lot better now, except for the night I finish the book.

>>42345875
doesn't mean it's not alive you degenerate piece of shit

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>>42333268
>you could've made my life so much more

You're too old to blame daddy. Act like a man.

>>42345890
it's not a person either way

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>>42345875
Yup totally not a living thing.
Fucking retard

Eating before bed

I can't fall asleep without feeling satiated and when I try to I just sit in bed and think about how much better I'd sleep if I ate something shitty until I eventually snap and do a cost-benefit analysis of lost sleep thinking about eating and just eating to sleep.

Fuck.

I'm pretty good otherwise

>>42340692
Get 120 200mg pills for $15 bucks off Amazon and gradually lower the dose over 4 months.

>>42345912
>white knighting for degenerate whores
and you wonder why you're a virgin

>>42333220
Underrated

Food.

I have no sense of portion control if I don't cook for myself. Whenever friends and I go out to eat, I turn into a vacuum. I'm almost afraid of going out some nights because I know I'll eat like a motherfucker. It's crazy.

>>42345936

This.

Weaning off is the answer to everything. Cutting something out cold turkey is helpful for some people in mindset only, it's unreasonable in terms of how shit actually works.

>>42339051
God please place those beautiful thighs around my neck and choke me out bitch

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>>42331632
>anxiety
It doesn't help that I'm home alone.

>>42345926
holy shit
that's the coolest fucking thing I've seen in months
do you have more?

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>>42346272

>>42343243
i just got really fed up with myself, missed the days when staying up late was exciting as opposed to falling asleep at 2 constituting as "going to sleep early"

started going to sleep anywhere from 9-10 and ive been feeling a world better

>>42331632
The internet. It's so bad I'm now moving out of my home in a tent, by a fishing lake. Staying there for 14 days

>>42346375
fucking do it
it's great to reset the brain

>>42346566
Thanks, I'm doing it in the morning. It's gonna be awesome

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This is my new vice. I've been checking it compulsively all day for more (you)s

>>42346637
I never get (you)s like that
Teach me your ways

>>42331632
pizza and diet soda. I've lost 120 pounds so far and i have about 30ish more to go but i can't seem to kick either of these.

>>42331988
Quest are fucking garbage.RX bars are where it's at plebs

>porn
>nudes of my exes from age 17-present
>oil

About a year ago I had a girl that I hooked up with twice and used to have a thing for ask me if I had a been dating anyone (I hadn't seen her in half a year because she moved out of town).

I said no; she asked me "why not?"

That question threw me off. Like...am I supposed to dating more than a handful of women? Dating is honestly so dull--the juice ain't worth the squeeze. Also, made me wonder if she had a real thing for me if she was curious about my dating life. Women..

My vice is alcohol.

>>42345625
Quest sends them to me for free

>>42346735
RX taste great but for the macros I go for Quest. Besides, they send boxes of them to me for free. So why would I turn that down?

>>42346674
Diet soda isn't too bad. Only bad thing about it is it destroys your teeth, so good luck with having dental aesthetics

>>42346910
I practice good dental hygiene habits i have straight white teeth and i drink through a straw most of the time so it doesn't fuck with me too bad.

It's all the caffeine fucking my sleep up and sugar cravings i get from it that fuck me up more than anything

>>42346658
Here's one on the house, champ

>>42331632
My own mediocrity and my unwillingness to either accept it or attempt to push past and actually try.

>>42346658
W
>(you)(you)
>double You

>>42346735
those macros are the same as peanut butter on toast you dumbshit

>>42346920
Yeah that shit definitely triggers cravings, but I drink it knowing I can ignore those cravings.
And does the caffiene really mess you up? There's only like 30 mg per serving.

>>42346948
Macros aren't all that matters you dumb fuck. Ever consider false insulin production response from sugar substitutes, sugar alcohol effects and emulsifiers out the asshole.

>>42347039
I have, there's no effect. I use a glucose monitor and test everything that makes it into my regular diet.

>>42346962
i usually drink diet mountain dew and ill drink anywhere from 52-100+ ounces a day it's getting really bad.

>>42347090
Oh God boys, that's all the science we need. This guy debunked artificial sweeteners make you fat. Holy fuck diet Coke really is fine to pound down.

>>42347124
whatever, I went from 31% body fat to 11% on keto drinking coke zero, and eating quest bars all the time

>>42347214
Low weight = healthy.

You're a special kind of retarded. Have fun with the heart issues. Please do us a favor and continue this awesome diet.

>>42347124
Artificial sweeteners and sugar alcohols mainly exist to prevent an insulin response

>>42347263

>body fat percentage ≠ weight

you're doing your great, please continue

>>42347296
This is fit smart one. Lowering weight means fat. When has lowering weight here ever meant purposely trying to lose muscle. Keep trying.

>>42347407
>body fat percentage ≠ weight
>body fat percentage ≠ weight
>body fat percentage ≠ weight

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>>42347454
What the fuck is soda? It's called pop.

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browsing 4chan when I could be painting

Jacking off to happy sex doujins involving love
No I wish I were kidding

>>42347477
>Reeeee

>>42347263
How much time have I got?

>>42347643
Till you're 41

>>42331632
Fucking sluts at parties and making them think I like them then never speaking to them again.

That and nicotine, I do love me a good buzz.

>>42348184
>Fucking sluts at parties and making them think I like them then never speaking to them again.
Teach me

>>42348215
You don't want this life. When the party is all over and you're 25 shots deep propping yourself up against a wall holding a warm beer in your hand while everyone else is passed out at 5am, shit hits you and you sit alone in a dark room with a strobe light listening to old love songs wondering where it all went wrong with the girl you onced love. Fucking sluts will not fill the void of loneliness.

But if you must know, start small talk, ask her if she wants a drink, do a couple shots with her, ask her how's she's doing/where she came from, don't say a fucking word about your life and be as mysterious as possible, ask if she wants to dance, make out with her, take her to your house or to a bed room, make sure she's not too drunk to fuck, ask her for sex and make sure she consents. Go down on her for 10 minutes because she will tell all of her slut friends that this guy eats pussy first (leads to her friends wanting to fuck), then fuck the shit out her. Get dressed and go look for more pussy.

Make sure you are dressed properly. What you are wearing will make or break you. It completely depends on the situation and where you are at but make sure you dress nicely but not too nicely. Have a good haircut and for the love of God, don't be ugly.