>Ay bruh lemme hold yo phone while you workout What do you do?

no way fag

Trust him because he has a shiny Beemer.

>>42331273
Blank autism stare until they walk away

>>42331273
Wait wuh? I can't hear you over the noise of your bones rattling.

>>42331273
Go back to /pol/

>>42331273
What? Fuck you, hold my pocket while i drive your beamer

>pull out glock and pop two mid center, then one in face when he is on ground
why was there some gang banger in my home gym?

>>42331273
>taking your phone to the gym

Hold my phone, and pretend to be handing it to facetat gang member. As I draw near, I clip him once in the chin with my elbow, hard. He goes down for the count with his jaw slightly disconnected from the rest of his face. I use my phone to call the police.

>>42331273
Dont have it on me mate.

ok i kekd

>>42331332
https://twitter.com/IamAkademiks/status/889301120631308288

>>42331273
Anyone else wants to fight this kid out of nowhere one on one?

>>42331273

My phones in a locked locker closet along with all my other valuables.

>>42331332
>letting a board have this much agency over you

Sad!

i always keep my phone and wallet locked and hidden in my car if i don't necessarily need them and i'm in a sketchy area....no need to tempt my lesser men.

>>42331332
African-American detected

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>>42331332
no

>>42331345
This is some fedora-tier edge

>>42331273
rape him.

>>42331273
>Oh, hey, but I need my phone to use a stopwatch for breaks. Thanks for the offer, though!

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>>42331273
I don't even listen to what the fuck that black spook says. A new age black wouldn't say "bruh."

BOONK GANG SHIT WHOLE LOTTA GANG SHIT NAM SAYIN