miring thread

>>42329644
>qt
>6/10

>>42329644
Whoa hold up there the velocity of the bus did not match up to her body weight when she touched you? She probably went back and masturbated thinking about you definitely

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>>42329644
>Get on bus
>Goddamn, everyone here except me is a total loser, like, buy a car!
>Texting my friends about this ugly troll thing looking at me from the reflection in the window
>Creepy as hell!
>Text from other friend telling me about her workout with her boyfriend
>Feel fat and ugly
>It's my stop soon, I'm gunna eat cookies and cry myself to sleep
>Start to move forward
>Miss the handrail and touch the little goblins hand
>Gross! It's all sweaty and gritty, like chalk
>Gunna need to soak my hand in bleach for the next 5 years
>Oompa Loompa shifts forward awkwardly, he's actually got a boner
>GROOOOOSS
>Say "Get out of my way, you E.T. wannabe"
>Leave bus at my stop, avoid looking back at the bus in case he's still watching me
>Like he has a fucking chance! I posted a pouty picture on facebook last week and 50 people told me how beautiful I was!

>>42329844
>he velocity of the bus did not match up to her body weight when she touched you?
it was definetly not.

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>>42329844
Is that Making It?

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>>42329852
This is the most try-hard greentext I've ever seen.

>>42329852
I've seen you do this on other mire threads. You're really not good at this and you should probably stop.

I'm sorry you don't have any mires of your own to share.

>>42329897
Naw I think that's called sexual harassment.

>>42329852
this only works when the OP posted something stupid. You just come off as bitter

>>42329852
don't try this ever again

>>42330444
Men can't be sexually harassed

>>42329897
Weird shit happens on public transportation... especially late at night.

>had girls stare directly in my eyes for long periods of time
>had girls smile at me for no apparent reason
>seen drunk girls go home with strangers (literally just got to know each other in the public transportation)
>had a group of girls asking me stuff randomly
>recently one girl tried to get my attention (at midnight) and get me to go over to her and I had no clue who she was (waving at me, making peace signs and smiling)
>girls staring at me through the reflections
>guys staring at me

Probably tons of other shit I probably forgot ever happened.

>>42330576
So a landwhale slapping your ass isn't sexual harassment but a guy slapping a girls ass is? Fat women sexually harass good looking guys all the fucking time in night clubs.

>shopping groceries
>walk past mother and her young daughter
>daughter looks at me
>once they cut the corner i hear her say "mom, i just saw superman!"
bitches wouldn't be mirin if they knew i can barely diddy 3pl8

>>42329644
Wtf fuck do you do once you catch them miring though ?

>>42330749
>barely over 2pl8 squat
>barely over 3pl9 diddly
>barely 1.5pl8 banch
feels bad man

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>>42329852
bitter cunt

>>42330818
Smile. If you can do it without looking like an autist, wink.

Autistic question incoming pls no bully:

If a girl sees you and then quickly looks down, does that mean she's blushing because of you or does it mean she's intimidated/scared?

Asking the question since, for the past 2 weeks, a cute girl was miring me doing my ab routine at the gym (did hanging leg raises, Russian twists and swiss ball crunches with 15kg in my neck). When she walked in my direction towards some machine she immediately looked towards the floor though

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>A beach a few weeks ago
>Run into one of older sisters friends
>"Wow Anon you've gotten so big"
Same day
>Was going for a run on the beach, no shirt on
>Several groups of grills were making obvious passes at me (Catcalling, waving, thumbs up etc)
>Ignore them and keep running
>I still have no girlfriend

>at work
>Old manager comes in
>"I see you've been putting on some mass. Good on ya"
>Two days later
>Guy I knew from high school comes in
>"Shit man you've gotten big since I last saw you"
Feels good man

>>42330960
I wish I lived in a coastal town so I could stroll around shirtless on the dike

First time mirin' story
>lifting for 3 months now
>go to some big open air party
>friends comment on sick gains
>feel good already coming from a run
>dancing some
>some girl touches my arm
>look her in the eye, she wants to go to the other side of the crowd
>she smiles at me, whispers something in her friends ear
>they're blatantly checking me out
>look at me like I'm a god
m-making it, it felt so good. I'm having big self-esteem issues and this shit helps

>>42330954
Probably miring and you caught her so she got embarrassed and looked away real quick.

>>42331027
Ah well probably never going to talk to her in the gym. It's kinda strange to hit on girls in the gym + she's wearing headphones. But who knows I meet her in some bar in this city.

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>>42329644
Last night I was at a party and I was wearing a tank top and it was non stop asking about my lifting program, diet, and supps. Girls were fuckin mirin'. I was dancing with a girl and asked about her friend and she got pissed I didn't ask about her. This girl was like 5'10" and I'm 5'7" so I thought I had no chance then we ended up fucking.

My entire life I thought I couldn't get 9/10's because of my height, it was really just because I was fat.

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>>42330996
>lifting for 3 months
>friends comment on sick gains

>>42330960
Honestly I am beginning to think my head is so fucked that no matter what I look like my
autist tendencies will make me die alone.

>>42330989
Northeast here, Its got its downsides though, even if beaches are pretty great for showing off. The whore to gf material ratio is all out of wack, or at least it feels like thats the case.

>>42330954
Did you ever catch yourself looking at someone and then lost yourself in your thoughts, then that person looked at you and your automatic reaction was to look away?

Women do the same thing, but looking down is submissive and shows that she is intimidated, whereas looking left/right/up isn't.

If you look buff then she was probably miring.

>in Lidl (European supermarket)
>cashier a qt3.1415 blonde
>wearing my Mischief managed T-shirt from the harry potter WB studios in UK
>looks at me and then again
>this rarely happens
>it's because I'm ugly
So she was either checking out how ugly I am or just looking at the T-shirt
I wanna kill myself every day but can't because it would kill me mum and granma and auntie

>>42329897
I mean, he seems a shy guy, bot that woman flirting like that is pretty embarrassing

>>42331082
Don't know about anon, but I've bulked up significantly within 3 months (a lot of fat + muscle). So much so that I was getting comments no my phisique.

Noob gains are real if your workout and diet is on point.

>>42330954
You shouldn't read too much into brief encounters like that, but women looking down is generally a good sign. Looking away is a sign of disinterest, looking down and then back up is better. But then again, it could mean nothing. A shitload of people are uncomfortable making eye contact with strangers so they just look away whenever it happens. If you make eye contact with her and she doesn't look away, try smiling and see if she returns the favor.

>>42331082
I think he's roiding

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>>42331069
SHIT GUYS THE MANLET IS LEARNING, SHUT IT DOWN NOW

>>42331162
>what she is doing is flirting

you have some seriously fucked up issues if you think that a dirty skank wanking it in public and then toiching your hand with her pussy juice is flirting my friend

>>42331126
>>42331189
Well the thing is that we've been bumping into each other in the gym for the past two weeks, so it wasn't some coincidental encounter

Probably shouldn't overthink so much and indeed give her a smile

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>>42331162
>flirting
She wanted him to finger her right there and then. Women flirt indirectly, she was going all out, image related.

Depending on the time of the happening, how many people are in the trian and where I'm heading, I would have fingered her and asked her where she lived and then went to her place to fuck her.

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>>42329644
>Be me
>Average slut
>On bus to uni
>Very self conscious about myself
>See stud get on the bus
>Start fingering my herpes and hpv infested clit
>Bus slows by like 1mph
>I "fall" forward and smear my microbes all over his hand
>As he pulls his hand away I snagged one of his arm hairs
>Going to say he raped me later, use hair as dna evidence
>Just another life as used up 6/10 trash

>>42331254
I will most likely die of AIDS: The Post

I put this is another mire thrrad ages ago but I'd like to share:
>work in a grocery store
>see a bro that I haven't seen in a while standing in line
>First thing he says is "shit man you're getting big! Looking good!
Feelsgoodmam.jpeg
>fastfoward a few days later
>i'm pushing carts back on the sidewalk
>see a qt azn that I had a class with
>go up to her, say hello and offer a handshake
>she wants a hug instead
>as she's hugging she rubs both her hands all around my back and the upper part of my ass
>as she leaves she tries to "sneakily" touch my bicep
Is thid what making it feels like?

>>42331313
i remember this

again, she was just trying to wipe chads cum off her hands

>>42331300
I'm 14 and don't know what a condom is: The Post

>>42331246
Maybe you just have similiar gym schedules. If you like her that much then try talking to her, though I'd advise against doing it in the gym. Don't shit where you eat etc.

>>42331403
>aids? wtf bruh just use a condom bro its not like they can break or anything
>what? dont worry man. so what if they could have a small cut in their mouth/on their body? if you dont wanna smash a skank wanking it on the subway you are obviously a14 year old gay virgin faggot homosex virgin teenager bro lelelelelel

>>42331207
Kek

>mfw i realized that most guys attempt to get girls in a weird, circuitous way where they
1) willingly blind themselves to the way women think and act
2) attempt to climb a male hierarchy (fitness, business, politics, ...)
3) expect other guys to do the same
4) expect women to just pick guys off the top
5) try really hard to get to the top
>mfw you can just stop mentally avoiding women actually work and bypass the whole structure
>mfw i realized that society's functioning default adult state is for men to just disable that part of their brains
>mfw I realized why all 6yo boys are naturally good at reading girls but adult men just act like idiots
>mfw I realized that men brainwash each other into joining this game by treating women as indecipherable and talking about how girls want to fuck chad
>mfw I realized why men are so afraid of knowing what periods are
>mfw I realized why adults men are instinctually repulsed by girl talk
>mfw you literally can get girls without winning at ANYTHING if you can figure out how to act normal and not close your eyes out
>mfw none of you will have any idea what I'm saying

>>42331543
treat them like your bratty 6yo sister
they will be gnawing on your cock by the end of your night

why you gotta try to sound smart and above it all? youre not the only one whose fogured this out, Newton

>>42331340
Kek.

>>42331573
>tfw no bratty 6 year old sister that thinks you're the coolest big bro in the world

>>42331573
There's not anything figure it out, but i see nobody DOING it

>>42331543
wow dude you're so enlightened, please share with me all your secrets so I can smash mad puss too

>Guy at my gym asks if I roid.
>Tfw I'm natty.
>Tfw I overemphasised traps and delts to attain the roid look.

>>42331254
You can't seriously tell me that there is a possible scenario in which you would even consider touching a degenerate whore stranger that wants you to finger her in public?

What could possibly go through your mind that you find his even remotely attractive?
She is also a fucking 5-6.
Seriously dude.

If it was a 10 then I would at least have a clue where you might possibly come from.

>>42331602
maybe you are not in the right places to see it IRL.
and people who do it and talk about it online tend to become obnoxious PUA gurus

>>42331706
>looking like a roided out monkey without being a roided out monkey

bro ungot ur shit backwards

>>42331824
Mate, I've always loved roid traps.
If I can have them without shutting myself down I'm happy.

>>42331602
Enlighten us then

>>42331753
I used to think like you when I was 16-21. Yeah, she's 5-6 at best but there's nothing wrong with having fun if you find her fuckable and she can get you aroused.

>fingering her in public
I've got to a point in life that I noticed that it doesn't actually matter what other people think of you. Sure, I wouldn't do that if the train is full with people or there are people that I know, but if there's only 1-3 other people around, why not?

You only live once, so have some fun while you're young and have little to no responsibilites (no family).

Maybe it's because I'm on 500mg Test-E and I'm horny as fuck and stopped giving a fuck about minor things in life.

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>cousin
>15
>Pecs
>solid

Wtf do you answer when normies ask "how much do you lift?" Just a random number because they don't ask for a specific exercise or "everything"?

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>>42332323
>i just do about 10-15 pushups every other week
>holy shiit brooo, you got lucky being naturally miscular like that
>mfw

>>42332395
seems pretty implausible. I'd go with
>15 pushups a day

>>42332323
wii fit and zumba

>>42332395
Should have said you take a walk around the neighborhood kek.

>>42329852
Don't listen to those other guys anon, I always enjoy these other perspectives from OP's post posts. I thought it was funny.

>was hanging out with this friend of mine who has OCD
>I sort of like her, she's very kind and likes dogs and stuff
>very innocent and awkward because lmaOCD and makes me want to protect her and stuff (s-shut up, y-you're a f-fag)
>walking towards pizza place
>see milf-y woman walking on the street staring right at me and smiling
>w-what the hell?

I swam that day so I don't know if I was "leaner" than usual or whatever

>>42330732
Please don't reply to obvious bait or stop posting post-bait.

>>42333884
Forgot this one too

>be poorfag laser tag guy
>at work and one of my female coworkers mention she had two friends playing lasertag today
>chubby Indian girl and petite qt Asian
>finish running their game and tell them to drive safe
>qt Asian goes "y-you too"
>internal kek, I don't get off for another several hours and won't be driving anytime soon
>mfw
>still see them hanging out around the place afterwards
>occasionally make eye contact with them, can feel Asian qt mirin unless I'm just autistic
>ask them how they know my coworker friend, ask if they go to "X college"
>"from Y high school" Asian qt says
>"Actually yeah we go to X college" chubby Indian quickly corrects her more obviously attractive friend

Lol, were they spilling their spaghetti in order to act like they too were college students? Kek

Also my boss and the front counter girl often joke that I should try out for american ninja warrior because I like to play on the rock climbing wall on my break. I like to climb it with one arm at a time, loads of fun.

>>42330960
Are you me? I run all the time around my neighborhood and occasionally be mired by some of the girls in my neighborhood too. I enjoy running shirtless and seeing some girl walking around with her bf, and knowing deep down I am in better shape than him. If only they knew just how autistic I really was.

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>>42333970

Hit that jailbait pussy, anon

>>42331157
It's okay Euro anon, you're going to make it mate

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>looking thick
>looking bulky man, keep doing whatever you're doing
>you're looking big man
>he's not scrawny anymore

Extended family mires are nice. I'm no longer a skelly and hadn't seen them in a while.

>back to university after 4 months
>first hot day in months since we are on winter
>small shirt
>every girl in the class is mirin
>even the guys
>all the dudes talk all the day about how i have grown
>"are you on gear anon?"
>some qts come over "anon have you started going to the gym or something?"
>qt sitting behind me always hated me
>she puts her hands on my back for a full hour
>i move so she takes her hands off
>practically glued
it was a nice day

>>42330996
>3 months
>Sick gains
The only way you would have sick gains after 3 months would be if you started as a 100lbs dyel

>>42333884
Why did you even say all of that just because someone smiled at you, jesus

>>42334459
Shit that never happened: the post

>>42334459
She put her hand on you to signal to other girls that you're hers and they shouldn't get any ideas, I hope you fucked her anon.

>>42334459
>that qt's name was Alberta Einstein

>>42331207
kekek

>>42334651
The anon who never had female contact before: the movie
>>42334663
but anon she is tall and im just a manlet

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>>42331069
kinda related

>5'3 former SKINNY turbomanlet, but been fairly successful with women so it never really bothered me
>high school crush rejected/friendzoned me sophomore year, but we stayed great friends even though I still lusted after her
>super uptight, virgin girl-next-door type, but had that nerdy "you want what you can't have" cuteness
>never really see each other anymore (we're both 24), but this past thanksgiving we were both with the parents for the holidays
>haven't seen her since i started getting /fit/; i'm cut as fuck now, she spends half the night talking about how different I look, playing with my arms etc...
>starts cuddling up with me as it gets late and complaining about her boyfriend (know where this is going.avi)
>kinda looks up at my playfully and starts toying with the buttons on my shirt and telling stories from when we were younger
>tell her I'm dead tired and need to head home, but it was nice seeing her
>give her a hug goodbye, grab my shit and leave
>mfw

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>>42334065
>If only they knew just how autistic I really was.
But they will never know anon, will they....

>>42335283
Should've fucked her and not talked to her again

>>42335283
Now that is fucking Alpha.

>>42331157
Lidl cottage is 10/10 tbch famalam

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>>42331543

>>42329852
These are only funny if the writer is good, but it's obvious you're autistic as fuck and your greentext wasn't funny at all. It was tryhard as fuck.

>>42335283
alpha indeed

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>>42335283
>tfw gigamanlet is more of a man that you
I would have fucked her bro and lived out those teenage fantasies. Do you regret it?

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>Be in gym on pull day
>Wearing tank that shows a lot of back
>Catch 9/10 glancing at me like 3 times.
>Don't talk to her because it's a fucking gym
>pray to see her next week.

>Be at pool party.
>girls are significantly nicer to me with my shirt off
>shit was so cash.

>go out last night with some friends
>a friend of mine has a place and two chicks come over and we go out clubbing
>a lot of coke, molly, and alcohol turns the night into a big blurr
>today one of the girls was telling me how she liked my smile and was feeling on me and all
>she was teasing the fuck out of me
>decide to leave
>leave

I guess

>>42335970
Why in the fuck didn't you smash?

>>42335611
Nah, bro. I left her wanting more. It made me feel good.

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>>42336023
>pretending to be me
fuck off m8

>>42332164
You're mentally ill. Yes, there is plenty of fucking wrong with having sex with some random stranger in public. You are just as disgusting as that nasty skank in the video.

>>42332164
What other people think of you is extremely important. Grow the fuck up

>>42330037
Years ago they try ta....
Years ago they try ta.... .... ....

>>42336006
She wasn't down, she is a bikini competitor and she showed me and let me play with her fake tits, but she wasn't down to fuck that's why i left, girls who compete in any body building event or whatever are just bad news desu

>>42329644
My parents compliment me on my self-improvement attempts every now and so often, but apparently I'm not doing enough for them to bring their friends to the house as often as they used to do when I was little. I think they might be embarrassed of me.

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>>42331207
>Manlet meme is an elaborate ruse that allows lanklets to control the supply of pussy

>>42335198
>but anon she is tall and im just a manlet
>>42331069

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>>42336232

>>42329852
accurate.

>>42332164
you're what's destroying western culture.

i hope your hedonistic lifestyle puts you into an early grave like zyzz so you won't lead other kids astray.

>>42332164
>it doesn't actually matter what people think of you
>but I totally wouldn't fingerbang her in front of people

>mfw 15 yo brother has been working out for a month
>mfw he has so much hormone in his body that he already has 16 inch arms

How can I even hope of making it when my autistic little brother already is /fit/?

>>42330698
Dude you must be the edgeist guy around

>>42336785
Just wait until he challenges you to a wrestling match for dominance

>>42336810
He has boulder shoulders though I fear I may lose

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>>42330698
>qt on Friday bus home after work sitting at the front on the top deck
>has her top pulled right up tanning
>doesn't work like that.mp4
>flat stomach and belly-button piercing.lush
>keeps turning round to talk to me
>asks me the time 5 or 6 times in 10 mins
>she's been on the bus for 4 hours already
>missed her appointment and is bored
>seems a little strange but what the hell
>turns back round and starts pretending to drive the bus noises and all
>mfw she's completely fucking mental
>mfw it was a therapist appointment she missed
>mfw that's probably the only reason she spoke to me

>>42337379
Buses are filled with psychos, unless there's a school nearby or they're coming from work most people are horrible.

Delusional cringe: the thread

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>>42337379
>turns back round and starts pretending to drive the bus noises and all

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>>42330698
>got off the train at about 1am with mates
>dont notice fat ugly chick walking up to me as im talking to friends
>starts rubbing my chest
>look at her awkwardly as i didnt notice her till she started touching me
>say hello handsome and grabs at my penor
>step back and walk off with my mates laughing at me

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>>42330954
As bad as this is to say I don't think she was necessarily 'checking you out'

When I look at guys in the gym and they're doing something strange or embarrassing (dumb shirt , slamming weights ect.) Then I look away right when they make eye contact with me because I'm trying not to come across as a judgemental bitch. Generally look at the floor.

If it's a hot guy I'm mirin I let the eye contact sit for around a second before looking back towards whatever I was doing before the mirin.


Femanon bullshit ect.

>>42331207
>5'8"
>10 tinder matches a day
>2 side chicks, 1 slampig, & 1 main chick

I also have endurance but intm. strength & 18% BF

>>42329852
omg epic xDDDD

>>42337515
so extended eye contact is a mirin

what if its short but its more than once? and Im not doing anything dumb or interesting

>Got asked if I play rugby by some kid that hadn't seen me for about a year
>Male coworker called my ass thicc

This isn't what I asked for

>>42337998
Don't waste mires there are attention starved children in africa

>be on holiday with parents and sister
>stupidly booked a villa that has a road running right up the side of the house
>cars can see right into the garden/pool area
>initially think that I won't enjoy the lack of privacy
>decide to go for a swim
>within a minute of taking my shirt off, a car driving down to the beach honks as the drivers sees me
>think it's just a coincidence
>go for a swim
>get out
>happens a second time
>grab a beer, sit down to read
>another beep
>finally, as people start coming back from the beach, a pickup truck with 4 16-18 year old girls drives past
>start whistling and whooping at me as they drive past
>parents and sister laugh at me
>basically realise that the pool area is a goldfish bowl and people are constantly mirin as they drive past
>don't get enough pickup truck of wolfwhistles until the last day of holiday but throughout the week have constant beeping and honking coming from the road most times I step outside


feels good :o)

>>42337404
Pretty much, fucking hilarious to read though. Losers telling other losers who are just as clueless what counts as "flirting" (making normal eye contact, smiling, apparently). I only pray you are all under 21 or else this shit is tragic

>>42338022
>pool area is a goldfish bowl
Wat. You expect us to understand this metaphor? Is this a common phrase where you are from?

>>42338022
>>42338057
>Was squatting at the squat rack
>Squat rack is a goldfish bowl
>People constantly miring
I only position myself in goldfish bowls for maximum mires.

>>42331069
Your tank top can talk?

>>42329644
>ride at the bus

>>42338057
In a goldfish bowl, the goldfish has nowhere to hide. It's a pretty simple metaphor lad.

>>42329852
plz stop

>>42331207
So this is what we're supposed to learn

>>42338057

I'm not >>42338022 but whats so hard to understand?

As for me, the security guard at my job says he notices women eyeing me when I pass by. Same for the girls that work at this local chick-fil-a that I go to. One of them pointed out that I got catcalled as soon as I stepped out the door the previous day.

The only thing I do notice is that the company roastie has been stalking me. She even got someone to give her my number. Problem is that I really want a promotion in the company and don't want any issues from dipping the pen in the company ink.

>>42329659
well, 6/10 in my country most likely 8/10 in your

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>>42336232

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>>42337379
m-maybe she just had lower inhibition than your average girl and the others are thinking about talking to you but not doing it

>tfw a 15yo girl mires my traps

>>42330954
she probably thinks "what the fuck is this retard doing meme exercises for?" and was laughing at you. she looks at the floor so she won't offend you.

you can't dodge death but you can't dodge autism

>>42330698
not retarded like this guy but some cool and also weird shit happened at night on subways
>be me 23 on sao paulo after olympics
>its 00:45am, last train arrives in 5 minutes
>i'm pretty drunk with two friends
>we seat with the rest of our cachaca bottle on the floor to wait
>i see a dyel dude on a tank top flexing his biceps
>i take my shirt off and sneak behind the guy and start posing
>his friends are laughing a lot
>he sees me and try to be cool
>talking to me in portuguese, i can understand most of it but can't speak very well
>chating with him and his friends
>group of girls gets there on subway
>they sit with the dyel group
>one of the girls come to me and dyel and talk to us
>she is really drunk and i can't understand what she is trying to say
>talking to qt drunk girl when train arrives
>run to train with bros
>qt and some of her friends come to train
>she seats next to me and she is very touchy
>after a while she hugs me, and we started making out pretty hard
>after two stops that is my stop
>she writtes her number on my phone
>try to call her the next day
>"number doesn't exist"

>>42329897
Poor woman must have serious mental issues. The guy just happened to be at the wrong place at the wrong time.

>>42331856
>likes roid traps
>on /fit/
I guess that's why you didn't say no homo

>>42338846
"Not retarded like this guy"

>>42338885
>drunk guy hookup with drunk girl
>girls starring me at reflections
second anon is not wrong though

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>>42329852
(You)

>>42331207
>>42336232
keek

>>42337938
if your eyes meet more than once in that one situation - you probably dig each other

>started lifting 5 days a week 6-7 months ago
>hung out with some friends i haven't seen in about that long
>"holy shit anon you look buff!? when did you start going to the gym?"
im obviously not buff just gained alot of nooby gains but they dont lift at all so they dont know any better, anyway felt bretty good

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>>42337800
>1 slampig
I fucking love that word so much lmao. That and braphog.

>>42329852
lurk more

>>42331157
keep improving youre gonna make it

>>42338759
I'm from Norway so maybe, the jaws are a bit much for the women

>>42331069

> ended up fucking

finally someone actually getting laid and writing about it in a mire thread. I dont mind these "she touched my hand and I think she liked me" posts but its nice to see some results

>>42329852
Ah, the old reddit switcharoo!

>>42330698
damn i wonder if this happens to me, i'm usually too fried to notice when i'm on public transport late at night

>>42338022

this is great.

you should have a sign with your snapchat handle on it kek

>>42331246
https://markmanson.net/the-levels-of-eye-contact

>>42338902
haha oh no I'm not disputing that the first guy is retarded

>>42339475
come now, the freaky friday is a 4chinz classic

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>catch mires
>briefly hold eye contact
>give slightly annoyed look and nonchalantly continue whatever

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>tfw you lost your mirin status because of car crash but you are halfway there again

Just you wait bitches, YOU WILL be mirin again.

>>42334686
underrated

>>42335283
damn, that's pretty alpha af desu senpai

>>42339595

OMG I LOVE Marilyn Manson XD <3

>>42336052
This

Kinda mirin but I'm cucking a skinny guy with his gf of 4 years, she told me she has never been with someone as big as me and wants to be with me.

Have I become mr steal yo girl?

>>42340034
Do NOT catch feelings for the girl.

Not going to judge you fucking this guys relationship up, you don't have any moral responsibility to keep him happy, but the girl is trash and will always be trash, treat her as such or despair.

>>42340034
Is the fact that she wants you more important than the circumstances under which she wants you?

>>42340034
Do everyone a favor and do the right thing.

>>42331082
let him have his pretend moment

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>>42331207

>>42340087
hey man, i am kinda getting fed up of this
echo-bait-chamber

>>42340087
Not getting feelings, but everyone cheats these days it's pretty much to be expected.

>>42340089
Dont even know the guy, if he can't keep his own gf happy his loss.

>>42340157
my post was 100% sincere senpai.

If the guy wants to go out of his way to be a 'good' person, he can tell the guy that's getting cucked what's happening, or convince the girl to do so (i've done this).

Otherwise, people don't at all times have a responsibility to put others' happiness above their own. If it would make that guy unhappy to not smash this trash girl, then why should he subject himself to that just to save the feelings of someone he doesn't know (assuming he indeed doesn't know the guy, if he does then that changes things slightly).

If you're not a puritan then simply fucking the girl isn't something morally wrong, the other guy doesn't factor into the equation, so this isn't the same as doing something morally wrong (ie stealing) because it would make you happy and someone else unhappy.

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>>42335283
>>42335390
>>42335520
>>42339798
>t. coping virgins who are thinly veiling their insecurity with women by deluding themselves into thinking refusing sex is alpha to mask the fact they can't legitimately get any pussy and/or are too scared to have sex

kek

>>42335377
this guy knows what's up. pumping and dumping is the most alpha thing you can do. what kind of low-test cuck refuses sex when you can leave a whore feeling used? which will then, as a result, make her obsess over you. it's a constant ego boost

>>42340189
i was just commenting on our need to comment on such a silly matter.

I get it, we are trying to help.
Seeing your post though, i start thinking that we just think that we are helping

I dont post often, but sometimes there's these obvious bait posts that just reel me in, i get what you are saying, why should someone elses feelings matter to us?

Sometimes i think replying to bait posts has to do with our inability to feel, we can simulate feelings and put ourselves in his shoes what what about our own shoes.

peace.

>>42339755
you go anaon. love your attitude.
>t. a bitch

>>42340182
>Dont even know the guy, if he can't keep his own gf happy his loss.
Regardless of if you fuck her or not you should still tell him his hoe is being a hoe.

>>42340182
>if he can't keep his own gf happy his loss.
hah you just keep telling that to yourself bby

>>42340087
This

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>>42332164
>stopped giving a fuck about the minor things in life
Yep getting STDs from mentally ill strangers is definitely a minor thing

>walk from home to bus
>nicely lit area
>girl is walking her dog
>Looks at me
>Adjusts her hair
>keeps looking the whole time
>Smiles at me when in get closest
>i keep walking because I dont want to be late for work

Lately there are girls that look at me and adjust hair, is it a female sign of interest?

>>42340378
>is it a female sign of interest?
yes

>>42331198
or his friends are normies

>>42340378

Yes adjusting hair is one of the most common IOIs of all.

When I see a qt do it one of my goto lines is I tell her the line above. Not even memeing you it is a great line.

>>42329644
No, she probably is legit a clutz or some shit and your retarded ass thinks she's "mirin".
Studies have already shown that males are delusional and think women are "mirin" when in reality they could not care less.
These threads are nothing more than a delusional circle jerk for your failing egos

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>>42340476
f-fuck
DELET

>>42340406
i know I'll sound retarded, but it keeps happening!
at first I just thought that they were simply adjusting hair, or maybe too much hair in one spot makes it too hot, especially in summer..

But then I just started noticing that they do this, but never initiate conversation.

another story:
>be in university
>since I don't talk much to people, I decide to approach a group of girls that was at a table , asking if the professor left some assignments to complete
>they happily tell me no, and I ask more questions of professor etc.
>after that they simply make room for me at the table, and we start talking about random arguments
>After a while i notice I'm the only one talking, and they are all listening with a lot of attention to me (no checking phone, reading etc)
>one girl starts adjusting hair while I was talking to her
>uh oh it's happening again.png.jpg
>Another girl does it
>and another
>idk wtf to do, i can't approach these people I've met 15 minutes ago
>Thankfully class starts
>sit next to the cutest one with short hair
>she fucking starts talking about vegetarianism

PART 1

>>42340590
PART 2

>i don't hate vegetarians, i just can't stand that their whole life revolves around that shit, and the first thing she's told me was that she was a vegetarian
>therefore i begin shitposting, testing why she is a vegetarian, the real reason, for how long etc..
>her main argument is that she once saw a documentary and there were poor animals that where suffering
>oh no!
>tell her that no matter how many animals she doesn't eat, they are going to die anyway
>Doesn't know how to reply and simply gets autistic argument out of rage
>my mission here is done
>keep shitposting irl just for the fun of it
>accompany her to the bus, she actually wanted me to, for some reason
>i keep shitposting and making fun of her
>reach bus station
>she adjusts her hair
>i can't believe it
>looks at me and bites lip
>what in the fuck
>ask her phone number
>she was more than happy to give it to me
>hugs me before going in the bus

haven't messaged her too much, i like making fun of her more than her

>>42340441
what would that line be?

>>42340607
You sound pretty pathetic. If you're not interested then it would be preferable not to talk to her at all instead of making her think you're flirting with her when all you seem to be interested in is a power trip.

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>>42333884
> All that background info just to say some random lady smiled

>>42340034
make her break up with the cuck and do the classic pump & dump

>>42340441
that sounds retarded. would try, but no mires

>>42339278
Slampig and braphog top tier names i agree something about saying brings tingling sensations to my lips

>>42340626
>adjusting hair is one of the most common IOIs of all.

Not sure if this belongs in a mirin thread or not

>go to the same sandwich shop about 3 times per week because it's near work
>employees start to recognize me and know my usual order but don't know my name or anything like that
>the other night, get an instagram notification that one of the girls who works there followed me
>don't understand how the fuck?
>dm her and ask how she found me
>explains how her friend knew a guy i went in with once and they creeped through his instagram to find my account

Weird af, possible stalker scenario, but also a possible sign of making it?

>>42338057
What are you 11 fuckin years old christ not fuckin hard. Even if you dont speak english

>>42340590
Sounds like you were "mirin" the girls and approached them first. Them not immediately telling you to fuck off/ playing nice because you approached them doesn't = them "mirin" you. It just means like most girls they were just trying to be nice. This is a much too common problem with guys I see A LOT. You guys mistake a girl reciprocating you saying hello as they want to fuck all the sudden.

60 year old said I have nice legs to day

d-does that count?

>tfw got poland syndrome so not even my almost 19 inch arms get any mirement
It just cancels out everything
:D

>>42340664
found the woman

>>42340783
I was replying to that other guy who said that woman fixing their hair is miring.

also:
>gives phone number
>bites lip before doing so
>doesn't want the D
come on now.

>>42340936
>found the woman
Justify your behavior. How are you not being a petty little bitch by leading someone on for no reason other to make fun of them? You come across as someone who was given some attention for the first time in his life and now it got to your head.

I get completely different kind of mires. They're much more in line with jealousy, regret, and disugst.

>Wife is 6 months post pregnancy.
>Has worked hard to lose weight/put muscle back on.
>15 pounds from her goal, but looks loads better.
>Muscles starting to pop again.
>Do family outings to popular family/town destinations.
>Constantly see new fathers with absolute landwhale wives who are perfectly happy in their new bodies.
>Lifeless husbands stare at me wife and baby with looks of jealousy and disgust.
>Friends on facebook where the wives get fatter as the kid gets older.

Idk there's gotta be at least one other family dude on here who can relate.

>>42341002
Give her the dick as often as you can so she knows her efforts aren't in vain

>>42329852
0/10 pleb tier

>>42335611
>Bruh I just said that's a dude man what izzzz you doin

>>42338938
That's me.

>Shit I posted and forgot about 10 s later got made into an image and someone posts it

I win all the same you retards.

>>42340936
I bite my lip constantly as a nervous habit, as in when im negatively being stressed. Creepy guy comes up to me and weirds me out? I'll probably bite my lip and it's 100% not because I want the D, I'm actually just trying to plan my escape.
Jfc I wonder how many guys have assumed I want the D when in reality I'd rather go lesbo.

>>42340981
>justify your behavior
-i think she's a bit crazy, expecially when it comes to vegetarianism, therefore i dont stick my Dick in crazy, she wasn't pushing that bullshit to her other friends too
-not that attractive, but believes herself so
-[spoiler] i have a gf and we've been together for 6 years and i love her too much to ever begin thinking of betraying her love[/spoiler]

>>42341096
so if you do it because of being nervous, she can't do it because she wants it? what's your point here?

And even then, do you think she's was really so stressed that she hinted at wanting to be accompanied to the bus stop, and talked and laughed with me the whole way? and then giving a hug?

>>42329897
For the record, for any retards that think anything otherwise: she was rolling her tits off on drugs

>>42340182
>everyone cheats these days it's pretty much to be expected.
sounds like projecting. don't put your bad ethics on other people. you hang around shitty people if you think that.

>>42339095
I dig, I dig. Far out, man, that's groovy.

>>42341002
>Shr was too big before.
>Put on pregnancy weight.
>6 months after birth she's now lost all the pregnancy weight
>Stagnated.

It's something... r-right guys?

>>42341194
The point is that lip biting does not = she wants the D. You taking that as a sign for such is not well informed to say the least. I thought that was fairly clear. Although it seems you might need professional help with clearing up some of those delusions. You guys realize this is the definition of creepy, ya? Chasing after girls as if you think they want the D, but in reality theyre just trying to be nice and exit the scene without without some guy going apeshit over being rejected. And then you'll be the same guys later on complaining about girls not wanting you and how cruel they are when they do openly reject you with honesty

>>42339278
Picrel gave me an instant boner

>>42341301
People who cheat always say things like that. It's how they keep the cognitive dissonance at bay

>>42341194
>>42340981
The correct response to
>justify your behavior
Is 'No, fuck you.'

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>>42331543
>mfw this summer friend is using mfw without an image

>Tfw only get mires on my army uniform
I hate this. Those mires don't count. I probably should get out more to get more mires.

>>42329659
6/10 can be more cute than 10/10 sluts. I like my girls 6/10-8/10 anything higher and they look and act like total sluts

>>42341370
don't you have a tampon to remove?
>>42341384
agreed, my fault

>>42329852
>I'm I a looser poorfag?
>...
>no... Everyone else is a looser but me.
You're a looser m8, be more humble you shitfag

>>42341490
i used to get much more mirin back when i was in highschool.

>>42330824
>2.5 years
>1.5pl8 bench
>1.5 pl8 squat
>2.5pl8 DL
>Tfw no bros to spot you
>too autistic to ask people around me
Brehs

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>tfw I mostly get pic related from other people when I make eye contact with them

FUCK

>>42341735
Kek

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>sitting on public bench waiting for friends
>fat drunk homeless hamplanet waddling down the other side of the street
>she sees me and immediately makes a beeline for me
>plzgodno.png
>"Hey big guy!"
>"H-hi"
>"youre looking sexy"
>"t-thanks"
>"are you a good masturbator?"
>"u-um"
>"want a blowjob?"
>immediately get up and powerwalk away
>dont stop until im about a kilometer away
>mfw

Did I make it guys?

>Dude who used to make fun of me (banter desu) tells me "damn bro you look good" after I got fit

>>42329852
well, I laughed. even if it's silly

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This is my nickname on the group facebook chat for work

They r mirin'

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>>42341735
>tfw you don't know how people look at you because you're too beta to look at them

Happened yesterday
>be me
>at the beach
>6 year old son with me
>little asshole kids everywhere
>no room to play in the water
>6'4 to the rescue
>walk out over all the little shits heads
>bring my son out on my back
>spend 2 hours launching him into the air so he can cannonball
>every time I look at the beach there are bitches in bikinis mirin
>maybe 1 in 10 should be in a bikini
>go sit on the beach with my boy
>porker comes up and asks if I can toss her fatass son like I did my boy when we go out again
>tell her I can't throw other people's kids, she should ask her husband to do it
>evil glare and storms off
>go back in the water and play with son
>fat lady goes out and tries to throw her fat son
>she can't
>he cries
>she starts yelling at him
>son asks why the lady is so mean
>I tell him "you burn the coal, you pay the toll"
>he doesn't understand
>I laugh

It was a good day.

>>42336209
probably full of hormones and no sex drive, just care for the attention

>>42342241
I liked the story overall

>>42342241
>porker comes up and asks if I can toss her fatass son like I did my boy when we go out again
What a fucking weird thing to ask.

>>42342241
>plays with son
>declines landwhales advance
>imparts some clever wisdom to offspring

and all done in a respectful and calm...

10/10 would read again anon

>>42331068
Just smile and wave once in a while. No more than once each gym visit, in case you need to be told. Either it'll encourage her to approach you, or make it less awkward when you approach her out of the gym.

>>42342303
Coalburners almost never keep the man around (It's totally not her fault he's a deadbeat, how could she have known? It's not like there's a statistically backed stereotype about nigs not sticking around to be fathers!). They are also generally bitter and entitled and think that everyone around them; family,friends and strangers included are now responsible for her little lump of shit.

>>42341694
your squat is same as your bench, why would you need a spotter at that point? you don't have a power rack or something?

>>42341762
>homeless
She probably wanted money for it, desu

>>42340761

she definitely wants you if she did that.

it can go one of 2 ways from here:

- you are forward with her and she reciprocates
- you are forward with her and she rejects you hard because she got worried she made herself look easy/desperate/slutty for working so hard to find you

either way she is into you, ignore any rejectins from her. make her qualify herself to you

>>42342241
Lel was the kid mixed or something?

>>42330876
I can't smile or wink without looking like an autist

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>>42342241
nice post

>National GM is over in our branch to get some shit done today.
>Sees me and is speechless for a second.
>Compliments my weight loss - I've dropped from 34%bf to sub 20% since I've last seen him.
Feels so good getting validation from people who don't have to give it to you.