How do you lie about lifting?

>>42326263
Someone tells me about their routine and ask me about what i do and for advice n shit.
>Just genetics, i dont know i dont really work out all that hard n stuff.
Their faces are top kek as i pretend to be a Chad who doesnt spend hours in the gym practically dying and cant take a shit after leg day. They actually believe me n get mad jelly that i "got it easy" while they bust their ass, making em lose hope and possibly give up.
Its even better as i go to a gym outside my area so no one i know ever sees me.

>>42326263
Just tell them you go to Zumba class once or twice a month.

I just tell them the truth, I don't have a real "program" as such and I just go to the gym twice per week.

i don't talk to people and they don't talk to me

:'(

I do the Wii Fit body test every day senpai

And I only drink DIET coke

>>42326688
That face they make, is what makes lifting 100% worth it;.

Usually i pretend to do powerlifting once or twice per week but i actually do chad workouts 5-6 days a week

With girls I'm tryna fug and never meet again i just say i do martial arts (never done it, never even been in a fight)

>>42326263
The only person I speak to is my psychologist.

In our first session she just automatically assumed I lift.

>>42326263
I don't live in a country that's overflowing with retards so I can't actually do this.

Wii fit and zumba

>>42326871
I live in the Netherlands and i can get away with this. Every country except some Asian countries is full of retards.

>tfw you lie about lifting
>tfw on juice too

Faces of try hard dyels are priceless but usually I feel guilty and tell the truth later(about lifting, not juice, no pariah here)

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>"holy fuck anon how can you eat so much and stay lean"
>"I dunno maybe it's genetics k"

>mfw cardio 3 times week and regular fasting

All the pain is worth

>asian countries is full of retards
Wie is hier nou de retard?, homo.

>>42328373
>cardio 3 times per week
Not too much. I'm in a weight loss period right now and I do cardio five or six times per week

>>42326263
that fucker, I want to beat his face to a bloody mess with a lead filled wooden baseball bat ... umm, oh yeah, topic .... Yeah I don't lie about random shit like that.

I Don't care what people think, it's fun to pull people's legs though.
>>42328502
Is this a pasta

>>42328424
You are because your dunglish is horrific, you mong. Go to /int if you want to speak your swamp german so badly.

>>42326708
This is too far...

>>42328502
Pouring acid on his face would be better.
Losing his looks would push him to kill himself :3

>>42328424
Wat is grammatica?

Is full of retards slaap op every country, niet op Asian countries. Mongool.

>Be 6'4
>Some girl gets drunk and says:"Anon you are not cute but judging by your size your dick must be huge"
>Laugh and say that at least i have that going for me
>Everyone believes me
>My dick is only 6inches at best

>>42328757
where are you from that people are so open and kind of shallow? Never got asked smth. like that at the same height

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>>42326869
>woman psychologist

>>42326263
I don't lie about it, if someone likes me less because of my hobbies then why the fuck would I want them in my life at all

>>42329741
>lifting
>hobby
Lmao classic gymcel

>>42326263
I don't get it
Google says that guy is 6'2" and 187 pounds
That's not huge by any standards but he shouldn't be this much of a skelly at that weight

>>42329752
>not lifting as a hobby
Not gonna make it dyel

>>42330144
He's probably taller. He looks significantly taller than most models (and 6'1" is like the average there).