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>that guy that always goes to the gym alone
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>>42325959
fuck you
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>that guy who sits on a towel
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>>42325959
>>42325984

I'm both of these so far
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>>42325959

>that guy that has to ask for a spot from strangers because he has no friends
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>>42325959
>that guy who judges people for making different decision than he would.
Seriously fuck you, go to the gym by yourself, stare at the floor between sets, wear basketball shorts.
Do whatever you want.
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>that guy that wears basketball shorts to the gym
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>that guy who has to go rerack his weight and grab a lower weight after failing his reps.
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>>42326063
>>42326076
how did u predict the shorts
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>>42326062
I don't need a spotter, the Smith machine is my friend.

Why is my friend trying to murder me?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYnUUErz0Yk
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>>42326083
If you don't train in basketball shorts you must be a manlet
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>that guy who drinks water in between sets
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>that guy that has dark circles, looks sad and is obviously a neet
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>the guy who pulls out his phone and fiddles around with it between sets
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>that guy that is performing non halal squats in the corner
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>that guy that goes to the gym on a friday evening
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>that guy that doesn't have a girlfriend he works out with or even a group of friends to lift with
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>that guy who wears a complete Yankees baseball uniform to lift in
>that guy who vapes and fidget spins in between sets
>that guy who only listens to The Postal Service and Teagan & Sara while he lifts
>that guy who introduces himself as "Lord Zed" to all the cardio bunnies
>that guy who posts about himself in the third person on /fit/
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>>42325959
>that guy who doesn't shower at the gym
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>>42326148
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>that guy that has no hobbies aside from going to the gym

>that guy that has nothing to say because he does nothing but go through the monotonous motions of life

>that guy that defines himself by going to the gym to give himself some sort of spot to fit in life because he never really belonged anywhere

>that guy that feels like he has to make up for his negative attributes with a good body
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>that guy who uses his duffle bag like a purse.
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>that guy that has his phone out the entire time but doesn't get a single call or text
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>>42326167
I don't know that guy....
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>the guy who's closet bisexual but hides it by burying those thoughts deep down and playing it off as jokes but secretly thinks about it at the gym
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>that guy that's 25 and doesn't have a wife, kids, gainful employment and lives with his parents and thinks going to the gym is helping to fix his life
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>that guy that suffers from depression and goes to the gym only to do a half ass job and walk out, disappointed in himself
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>that guy who that guys in that guy threads with other that guys that guying
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>that guy that takes his mom's car to the gym
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>that guy who works hard at the gym but doesn't quite look right because there's something wrong with him whether it's a long neck, big forehead, wide spaced eyes, a big nose, etc.
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>that guy that avoids eye contact with the gym workers while leaving so he doesn't have to say bye and wave to them
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>>42326227
>not just waiting until other, more friendly people are leaving, and using them as a pick and roll so you can quickly rush past them as they stop to chit chat with the cute girls at the desk
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>>42325959
>that guy who ignores me when I do a headnod because we're the only ones in the gym at 2AM and working out in same area

Fuck you too man
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>>42326167

delet
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>>42326167
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>that guy who browses /fit/ during rests
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>>42325959
>>42326062
>>42326081
>>42326167
>>42326180
>>42326189
>>42326197
>>42326203
>>42326214

PLEASE GOD NO, THIS IS ME.
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>that guy who wraps a towel around his neck as he works out

>that guy who rolls up his sleeves
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>>42326167
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>>42326107
>doing low intensity reps and workouts
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>>42326119
talking about yourself anon?
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>that guy that gets insecure while reading that guy threads
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>that guy that hates himself so much he can't even imagine being in a relationship or feeling love because he knows he doesn't deserve anyone worth having
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>>42326062
>>42326076
DELET
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>that guy who faps before going to the gym
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>>42326189
Tfw you know that feel but it's at least much more common than you thought
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>that guy who faps after going to the gym
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>>42326700
mate you gotta if not you become to aggressive and might rape the weights
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>that guy that faps in the gym
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>that guy who larps as a nazi and is dyel
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>>42326197
STOP LOOKING AT ME IN 6 MONTHS
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>>42326728
Post gym fap with anal toys is god tier fapping
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>that guy who doesn't even go to the gym because he has social anxiety which is even made worse by these threads
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>that guy who uses hlmegym because he has such terrible body image issues and wants to become fit before even appearing in public
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>>42326197

Alright, fuck-o, you delete this RIGHT NOW and maybe I'll consider not gassing you.
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>that guy that spends more time on /fit/ than lifting
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>>42326728
Are you saying getting a good workout in and then having yourself a nice fap session isn't god tier?
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>that guy that wears normal street wear to workout
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>That guy who doesn't need a spot because he's the only person in the gym who uses the safety bars to bench

>that guy who rushes over to "save" you when you fail a rep even though the bar landed on the safeties and you're perfectly fine
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>that guy who reuses the same old plastic bottle to drink water during the workout
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>that guy who does power cleans in the squat rack
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>>42325959

> that guy who is sweating after warm ups
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>>42326931
>>42326081
>>42326158
>>42326167
>>42326180
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>>42326177
fuck you
its confortable
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>that guy that lifts with smaller barbells to beat his PRs
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>>42325959
>that guy who stomps on the treadmill
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>>42326917
put how can you get the bar to your chest if you use safeties?
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>>42325959
>>that guy that always goes to the gym alone

Why go with friends? They aren't serious about exercise and always has out after 45 minutes and resent me for imploring them to stay longer. Much better to go solo.
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>>42326107
That's me! I come to the gym dehydrated and have only 45 minutes before my daughter wakes up, so resting between sets is the only time to drink water while working out.
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>>42327026
>mfw
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>>42325959

>that guy whom's maxes/working weights I warm up with

Hint, it's pretty much everybody.
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>>42325959
You are a autistic faggot OP
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>>42326126
>that guy who pulls out his phone between sets to create records of the workout and check the weight to setup for the next exercise from his spreadsheet so he keep moving through the routine in an efficient manner.
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>>42326792
Shoot him!!!!
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>>42326227
That is me
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>>42327353
The safety is abs level, not chest level. So if you fail you push the bar towards abs and suck your abs in. Otherwise you fuck your sternum
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>>42327503

Not surprised with your weak, skinnyfat body.
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>>42325959
I have loads of friends who go to my gym (small hometown gym), but I always go alone, and kind of hope noone i know is there, because my workouts are way more intense when i'm alone. I can't stop talking to the people i know and having a good time instead of just focusing on my lifts.

All you autistic fucks have it so easy
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>>42327422
>that guy who think hes better cause he can put heavier weight up and down then others.
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>>42326062
delet this
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>>42325959
>that guy who wears his sunglasses indoors at 4AM
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>that old guy who hobbles around and has the body shape of a Mankey
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>>42326203
DELET
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>>42326790
I did this but with bodyweight exercises, joined a gym after 8 months because I only gained 5kg
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>>42326227
I fucking hate my autism
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>those new girls that workout by doing the same easy instagram meme together, but mostly just talk and take pictures of themselves
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>>42327374
This. You make all your gains alone. You're born alone, die alone, and make gains alone. Such is life.
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>>42327960
So, literally rehashing KoTOR2?
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>>42326158
But I live about 5 minutes from my gym
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>that guy who has let all his relationships slowly slip away, has lost all interest in his hobbies, and only continues to go to the gym because he doesn't know what to do with his spare time
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>>42328006
no just changing whatever they feel like changing to make strong women seem like they exist in the star wars universe

disney is shit
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>>42326119
y-you too
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>>42328366
too real
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>>42326119
That one's a cheat
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>>42325984
Isn't this why they say bring a towel? I mean, they have those alcohol wipes for the equip but what about the towel.
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>that guy that just stares into space when he's resting and thinks about how much of a fuck up he is.
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>>42326931
Whelp, I knew one of these was gonna get to me.
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>>42326806
Fap nullifies new gains
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>>42328008
>not using the gyms water system instead of your own
>utility bills
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>that guy who shitposts on /fit/ about basketball shorts and sipping water
>that guy who can't even do 1/2/3/4 yet
>that guy whose entire weekend consists of rehashing memes of a community he's barely part of because he doesn't have any friends
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>>42326214
Im away from school okay?
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>>42326214
You have a driver's license?
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>That guy who goes to the gym because he had a bad break up and is now trying to get ripped to make his ex jealous
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>>42326197
motherfucker you think this is gaem?
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>that guy who bikes to the gym
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>>42328856
>not biking so you're already warmed up when you get there

Stay lazy
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>that guy who working hard to attract girls so he can finally be with one and thinks a relationship is actually fun

don't fall for it
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>>42326610
I like this feel.
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>that guy who lifts weights which are impressive for normies, but hates himself for being too weak to 1/2/3/4 properly
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>>42328484
I do this while thinking about the future of the white race. Are we all gonna get wiped out and watch all our ancestors hard work go down the drain as we constantly work harder and harder to satisfy those that live off welfare, until such a point the system fails and they come after us in a rage screaming that it's all our fault they don't have their free living. I want a civilization to be proud of, but it's heading back towards animalistic degeneracy and those who worked hard for the future of their civilization will be replaced by those who hardly work and want instant gratification and care nothing for their future offspring.
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>that guy who plays linken park on the gym radio at midnight when he thinks nobody is around
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>>42325959
>that guy who didnt wipe his ass properly, not the whole gym smells like shit
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>>42326197
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>42326136
nigga you'd have to be in the gym to know that
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>>42326213
Kekked
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>that guy who's been lurking /fit/ for half a decade but doesn't actually lift
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>>42329318
> that 6'7 CHAD-looking guy that skips, hops, and jumps around the gym
> stuffs a foam roller under his shirt and then does board press
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>>42328620
Are you me? When I have classes I use the gym to shower and use the water at the college I go to. I only shower on the weekends at home. Every other time I use that there free water.
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>>42328763
delet this
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>that guy who doesn't know how to adjust the bench so he pretends to tie his shoe while trying to figure out how it works.
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>that guy who goes to the gym to lift away the sorrow of not having a qt gf
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>>42326107
You need to drink more water, buddeh.
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>>42326062
I never ask for spots and I never need them this shit is do or die.
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>>42326227
I feel like the gym workers dont really care past looking good so they dont get fired, why bother them unless you talk to them outside of the gym?
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>>42326610
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>>42326189
>mfw all these ultra qt buff dudes around me
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>>42326092
lol'd
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>>42325959
>that guy that doesn't lift for Toshino Kyoko
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>>42327456
i do this
fuck you i like it
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>That guy who wears a Superman shirt to the gym.
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>that guy who obviously records people with their phone
>that skinny guy who thinks he's fit but severely weak
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>>42326062
DON'T SPOT ME
WITNESS ME
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>be in gym today
>see a guy yawning between reps on the keg extension machine
>remember these threads
>have to look away from him because I cant contain a chuckle
What have you done to me, fit
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>>42326197
Haha. Joke's on you, I just turned 26. ;-)
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>that guy who yawns after his sets
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>that guy who is such a poorfag he doesnt have a homegym and goes to a gym only to spend more time than needed waiting for the squat rack to clear
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>>42326062
>that guy who doesn't have to ask for a spot from strangers because he doesn't do any lifts where you'd need someone to spot you because he doesn't want to interact with anyone
Haha, that's totally not me
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>>42327422
>Hint, it's pretty much everybody.
no it's not you weak faggot. You're a wimp and should be shot in the head
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>that guy who stares so far he can see the civilian ships deploying from Dover to save british soldiers from Dunkirk
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>>42330894
God dammit.
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>>42327525
> I can't stop talking to the people i know and having a good time instead of just focusing on my lifts.
Yea me too,it's annoying sometimes not being an autistic fuck like 99.9% of fit. Who a i kidding, it's ,awesome not being like 99.9% of you retards. Lonely,desperate,stupid,faggots.
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>that guy who cuts 400 calories every day during the week and then blows it all on saturday night by drinking 1600 calories of alcohol
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>>42326931
B-but I get a new one each week.
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>>42328763
>That guy who goes to the gym because he had a bad break up and is now trying to get ripped to make his ex jealous
but, but i did this already. Shit was soo cash.
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>>42326126
I pull out my phone to record what I lifted rather than constantly pulling out the Biro and scrap paper
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>>42331262
Dude just replace drugs and drinks with excessive pre workout drink that shit gets you fucked in large enough doses.
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>>42326180
im changing songs fuck u
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>that guy that wears sweatpants to hide the fact that his lower body is smaller than his upper body
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>>42326728
>that guy who gaps after going to the gym, but forgets to wash his hands
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>>42326197
Shit
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>>42325959
>that guy who goes home after the gym
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>>42325959
>that guy who asks you for a spot then tells you "I got it" at every rep before you even hover the bar
>that guy who doesn't have a GF despite the fact he's been lifting for more than a year and has a decent job
>that guy who goes to the gym after his decent average job then goes home alone and eats in front of the computer
>that guy who takes pics of himself in the locker room just to make shitty progress threads on /fit
>that guy who started lifting because his friend started lifting
>that guy who started lifting for girls
>that guy who gives random advice at the gym
>that guy who is always at the gym
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>>42326197
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>>42326167
its enough, dude..
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>>42330894
>That guy who wears an Ultra Comics shirt to the gym
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>that guy who wears a tank top
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>>42325959
>That dyel beta who wears a hoodie at the gym
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>That guy who pounds his left breast before heavy reps
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>That guy who sips Monster Zero Ultra between sets
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>>42333813
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>>42327026
>Implying I'm not doing it intentionally
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>>42326700
Right?
>not masturbating EXCLUSIVELY after workouts that went well to motivate yourself better
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>>42331085
>the guy who stares back in the mirror
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>>42333882
Jokes on you, I beat my sternum like a gorrila
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>that guy who puts his nuts in your face while he spots
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>>42330068
>when you see another dude checking you out and you instinctively react with disgust/annoyance but love it deep down and think about it all day
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>the guy who drops the weights by accident and looks around and laughs it off to try and show everyone he's not an awkward autistic fuck
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>>42326092
Best part of that clip is that he almost knocked himself out with his own knee
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>>42326782
literally me. I want to lift but too autistic. Saving money to slowly build a home gym so no one will see me lift.
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>that guy who uses the urinal installed slightly lower than all of the others in the locker room
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>>42331073
This is me. Think it's cause my fatass doesn't get enough oxygen with my nose.
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>>42326197
STOP
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>that guy who consistently uses locker 69 and chuckles to himself about it
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>>42326197
Fucking hell it gets better at 26 right???
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>that guy who wears a phone armband
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>>42326083
Jesus Christ I want summer to be over
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>that guy who knows that girl
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>that visibly hotter girl that keeps squatting lower to express dominance while you're half assing your workout.
h-help me
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>the guy who hovers around girls asking them if they need help
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>>42334334
at least I get my dick wet this way once in a while..
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>>42328763
Women only get jealous if the next girlfriend is hotter than her.
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>>42328856
Hello there.
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>that guy who has a home gym
>that guy who cries between sets alone in the dark listening to songs that remind him of his oneitis

H-have you guys met him? Wh-what's a total fag haha
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>>42325959

>that guy who squats in dress shoes/boots
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>>42334370
youre weird man your at a gym not a bar leave them alone
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>>42334435
it works bro
you just gotta know who to hit on
it's just an excuse to start a conversation
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>>42325962
>that guy who gets insecure from that guy threads
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>that guy who notices the timing of his steps on the treadmill matches the beat of the gym music so he slows down.
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>>42334309
The intricacies of female interactions interest me so much.
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>>42334482
>that guy who notices the timing of his steps on the treadmill matches the beat of the gym music so he slows down and still feels fucking gay about it and needs to post on /fit to feel convince himself he's not gay
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>That huge that that only trusts you to spot him
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>>42326148
That guy who plays for the New York Yankees and won't get out of my gym at 1 E 161st St, Bronx, NY 10451
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>>42325959

> that guy who only wears shirts emblazoned with 'BEAST MODE'
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>>42328595
source?
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>>42326126
me so hard
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>>42334670

fucking phone jockey, lift or move
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>that mexican kid who always wears shirts with mexican pride bullshit on them
>that chubby dude with long, greasy hair who only wears shirts with heavy metal bullshit on them
>that old dude who just hangs dong in the locker room for an hour straight
>that shy kid who walks from the middle of the room to the corner to curl, even though it just means he has to walk back further to re-rack his weights
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>that guy who is the leader of the canadian conservative party
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>>42326158
Ew I prefer not getting fungus on my feet.
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>>42326126
I do this,
I understand why it's annoying,
But how is it any worse than pacing around, staring the mirror a bit, between sets?
Or passive-aggressively having your stuff occupying space on a piece of equipment that you were never directly using?
Sitting on the equipment, that you were using and still intend to use, makes it clear that you're still occupying it.

But I know. It's a pain in the ass to have someone seemingly hog the equipment that you want to use. Either waste time making sure that you get it next once they leave, or you try not to waste your time but then someone else will butt in when you come back.
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>that guy who smokes in between sets
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>>42326610
>that same guy that gets into a relationship and is so insecure that he thinks she's constantly cheating or lying about her loving him
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>>42334742
>whats you on about, guy?
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>>42334849
I can't imagine relating to that at all.

I'd just be convinced that they just tolerate me and don't really care that much, or I'm some morality pet so they can convince themselves that they aren't shallow.

Being paranoid that your partner is cheating takes no small amount of narcissism. As far as I care, they deserve to be miserable and alone.
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>that guy who goes to the gym
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>>42334918
>Being paranoid that your partner is cheating takes no small amount of narcissism.
I've only had one beer so far so it might just be my retardation kicking in, but what do you mean?
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>that guy who goes to the gym and then does stuff and sometimes breathes
hahaha yeah what a fag
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>>42326167
Stay out of my house.

t. Home gym master race
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>>42334930
There's thinking "I'm worthless"
And then there's thinking "I'm worthless AND people are actively trying to wrong me"
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>that guy who asks out some qt on a whim
>she says yes
>he disappears forever out of embarrassment
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>>42334949
I guess I see what you're saying, but I see it more as "I'm worthless and she doesn't have the heart to tell me so she'd rather just fuck other dudes"
I guess it's pointless to bitch about a relationship if other people don't know how the relationship is
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>>42334949
what are you fucking stupid
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>That guy who only does home gym because he's scared of people trying to help him lift.
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>>42334970
Getting mad that someone might be cheating on you isn't really self-loathing. It's an assumption that you should be valued and aren't.
Seems a bit contradictory to "i'm worthless and don't deserve to be loved, and therefore would accept being mistreated as normal and not something worth throwing a tantrum about."

Speaking anecdotally.
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>That guy who's lurking but doesn't even lift.
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>that guy that stands directly behind a girl and does one set of curls and then leaves.
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TERMINATE THIS THREAD IMMEDIATELY
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>that guy that was skinny, weak and ignored in high school and never really got to experience anything normal teenagers do like parties, young love, hanging out with a group of friends, etc

>that same guy who after high school started going to the gym to feel better about himself only to realize after completing several goals that he is more alone than ever before and all along the problem wasn't his appearance, but rather himself to the core

>that guy that wonders if he will ever have any of things his father treasured most or if he will be one gigantic failure
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>>42335635
NO STOP
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>>42326167
oh so that's why im alone
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>that guy that escapes his crippling depression and loneliness by spending all of his free time occupying his thoughts on the internet

>that guy that doesn't want to be left alone with his thoughts when he goes to sleep at night
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>that guy that has parents who sacrificed tremendously to give him every opportunity in life, but he wasted it and now lives a life of guilt an regret
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>that guy that doesn't really like /fit/ but has no where else to go so he stays here for years on end
>that guy who realizes this feeling is also a reflection of how he feels in all aspects of life
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>>42328595
bull shit lmao
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>that guy that falls asleep hugging a pillow every night just to feel slightly less alone before he wakes up
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>>42326167
Not like this
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>>42326610
Pls delet
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>that guy who does OHP in the squat rack
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>>42326167
delet
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>>42335635
STTOOOOOP
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>>42326197
as fucked up as my life ended up because I decided to get married when I was 21 and now I'm divorced with two kids, at least my kids give me a reason to live and I don't live with my mom

so maybe as shitty and bad as things as seem they're not as bad as they could be or as bad as they are for some of you guys

All I can say is do everything you can to get out of your parents house even if it means moving to a new state where cost of living is lower. I guess it's hard to leave when it's so much easier to stay, though. Fortunately I hated my mom and she told me I had to move out when I got married because she was mad about it. And thank God for that.
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>>42326610
>he knows he doesn't deserve anyone worth having

Yeah, the worst part is when people tell you to "just lower your standards". No thanks.
>>
>>42335737
>>42335786
Bitch shut the fuck up
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>that guy who starts going to the gym to get his mind off a failed relationship
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>>42335714
>>that guy that doesn't want to be left alone with his thoughts when he goes to sleep at night

fug
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>>42335984
kill me pete
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>that guy who has never even had a single girl ask him out
>>
>That guy who used to be the captain of a sports team in high school, but his friends have all left to pursue further education/ focus on their jobs and he's left all alone so he tries to fill the time that was previously used to hang out with them at the gym.

>mfw that guy is me
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>that guy who eats at the gym
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>>42325959
>That guy who goes to the gym with friends and stays for an hour but only spends 10 min lifting because of his faggot friends.
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>>42336032
>planet fucking fitness
>>
>>42336032

pizza leg extensions seem comfy
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>>42336268
those are calf extensions new fag
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>>42326610
could you fucking not
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>>42326610
Too far mane
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>>42334849
fucking delete
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>>42335084
>It's an assumption that you should be valued and aren't

bit of a difference between wanting to be valued and feeling entitled to it. In a relationship you expect to be valued. That doesn't make you narcissistic, and being paranoid that she doesn't isn't either
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>>42329980
We all that guy
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>>42326214
That guy who everyone commends for riding a bicycle to the gym, and place of work, but you're really just a poorfag who can't afford a car
>>
>That guy who thinks about his autistic fantasy worldbuilding setting or that book he's going to write or that video game he's going to make or that webcomic he's going to draw someday while he lifts.
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>that guy that feels like suicide is an inevitability
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>>42335635
I'm laughing on the outside but crying on the inside
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>>42326610
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>that guy at the gym who aligns his barbells shadow parallel with the floor tiles before a deadlift
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>>42335635
DELET
>>
>>42326081
>that guy who ego lifts with horrendous form instead of dropping the weight
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>its a feels thread
>im actually not alone when i feel that no matter how good looking my body is, ill still be empty by the end of the day with zero purpose in my life
will we make it brehs?
>>
>a bloo bloo muh life is shit
I am not fit at all in fact i stopped lifting after an accident, i am alone and old but i'm not depressed, i enjoy what i do and this might be why i'm not sad most of the time. What do YOU people actually enjoy? And if you enjoy something, why not pursue that joy?
>>
>>42325959
>>42325959

fuck all this negativity.


>that guy at the gym making a difference in his life


jesus christ. why does it have to be anymore complicated then that.
>>
>>42326610
please no.
>i hate myself so how could i possibly love anyone else
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>>42335635
no
no
no
no please
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>>42335841
FUCK PLEASE STOP
>>
>>42325959

Spotted the 15 y.o DYEL that goes with friends and occupies the squat rack for curls
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>>42326180

You actually have time to check if they get messages or calls?

What are you doing in the gym? Are you Jose the cleaning power?
>>
>>42334251
this is me
>>
>>42325959
>that guy who tried anal play because he was sexually confused and it only made it worse because he enjoyed it way too fucking much
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>that guy who doesn't make eye contact with any of them women exercising
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>>42329092
better than those gay hit music stations they always play
>>
>>42334716
that old dude in the locker room comment triggered my PTSD
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>>42338010
Gotten raped by an old man in a locker room?
>>
>>42326180
ouchie
>>
>>42326931
Enjoy your female hormones BPAfag
>>
>that guy that looks at the ground when women squat in front of him
>>
>>42326728
Ur killin ur gainz brah
>>
>that guy who there to impress women, only for all of them to come in during his cool down weight
>>
>>42334182
Do you make a habit of watching men at the urinals?
>>
>>42335841

STOP IT I JUST WANT SOMEONE TO FALL ASLEEP WITH AND WAKE UP TOO
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>>42327422
>That guy who has bitch wrists and can't even exercise, so pretends to be strong on the internet
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>>42326136
...why, what's so bad about that?
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>>42325959
>go to the gym alone
>everyone instantly fears for their lives because it means i might one day shoot up the place
>gym clears out
>manlet pit all to myself

Feels good man
>>
Who else do you go with if you don't go alone? If you have a wife or girlfriend who lives with you, and they don't work out, who do you go with? Some random guy in your neighborhood/apartment complex?
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>>42338817
You will always be alone.
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>Realizing that no matter how much you lift, a better body can never replace that void of feels and emotion
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>>42326167
>>
>that guy who casually uses his phone while on one of the leg machines while youve been eyeballing it for the past 10 minutes during your (now in overtime)cardio
>that guy who camps around your weights just waiting for you to get a sip of water for one second so he can snatch them
>those faggot middle/high school kids who are doing crossfit and fucking around with equipment
>that guy who stares at peoples cocks in the locker room
>that guy who puts his hood up as a sign he's about to lift harder
>that skinny Indian gymjeet you can smell from the entrance who won't stop doing lat pulldowns
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>>42335635
You absolute nigger.
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>that guy that never knew what to say and when to say it in a conversation so he just avoided eye contact and small talk in the gym
>that guy that tried to speak up to someone after a lift only to embarrass himself and reinforce his avoidant ways
>>
>>42339275
>>42339204
>>42335635

jesus christ. grow up. the gym is for lifting weights . thats it.

if you wanna meet people or be social goto a club,bar or party.its not that complicated.

>that guy who is in a venue and doing the activity for which it was intended

some people socialize but MOST don't
>>
>>42326167
s-sono hito no namae wo shiranai
>>
>that guy who autisically scribbles in his little notebook after every set

Fuck how do I stop doing this? I feel like I look so idiotic to everyone but I'm so obsessed about making sure I'm making progress and can see it on paper.
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>>42330003
>I never ask for spots and I never need them this shit is do or die.

t. Man who died
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>>42326167
a... at least I've got ONE hobby,
right?
>>
>>42326092
Is this ATG?
>>
>>42326167
>>42341429

Does going to the gym even count as a hobby? I mean you are just taking care of your body. Is clipping your nails a hobby too?
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>>42326107
>that guy who drinks water during sets
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>>42338817
Friends
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>>42341371
>not just remembering exactly what you did last time like a true autist
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>>42326158
my house is a 20 minute cycle and im sweaty again i dont want to shower twice
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>>42331043
>keg extension machine
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>the guy that actually lifts weights
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>>42336032
Why did she turn pizza slice upside down
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>>42326167
:(
>>
>>42341681

autism
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>>42327026
burns more calories
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>>42326220
>tfw long neck, big forehead and big nose

What am I suppose to do guys?...
>>
>>42336032
That woman does not give a fuck
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>>42341819
Stop acting like an insecure woman.
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>>42335878
I'm gonna do that today
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>>42326227
holy fucking this
>>
>that guy who gets boners during workouts
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>>42341504
If you're into it as a sport, yes.
Any interest in progressing makes it more than just taking care of yourself.

Just taking care of your body would be equivalent to some light cardio a few times a week.
>>
>>42326081
It's called a dropset you fuck
>>
>that guy that lost his gains
>>
>>42327402
ehhh

>leave earlier?
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