Liposuction

bump because this is an interesting subject

>>42323511
no it's not

sage

No, I can't get fat (god genetics ftw :D) so I don't have this problem, but I think built fat guys can be cute

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>>42323485
>Fortunately, money is no issue for me
Buy me some whey instead nigger I'm almost out

>>42323517
Why can't you just ignore things that don't interest you? Did lipo doctor turn you away because you're too big for operating table?

>>42323546
Sure, what's your address? I'll have Amazon Prime send it within 2 days.

lipo is not gonna look as good as actually working out and dieting.

use all that money you have on a PT, nutritionist and roids. You will look better.

>>42323586
>lipo is not gonna look as good
Are you basing this on your personal experience? I'm not looking for advice from 16 year old dyels.

Liposuction removes fat cells. When you gain weight your fat cells expand, they don't multiple. So unless you put on 100lbs. after liposuction that fat is gone 'forever'.

I live a healthy lifestyle, just have excess fat on abs for my whole life.

>OP asks for advice
>doesn't get advice he wants
>refuse to accept that lipo is a shit procedure because he's too lazy to diet
10/10

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>>42323576
Tfw I wanna write it out but it's 4chan.

>>42323485
just eat less you idiot

>>42323752
>lipo is a shit procedure
nice troll m8, i r8 it 8/8

>>42323770
just suck less dick moron


I understand that all you kids were raised to believe that your opinion was super important, but it isn't. I clearly asked if anyone had personal experience with lipo.

Surely someone on /fit/ has done it. There are threads all the time about limb-lengthening surgery, fattie stomach shrinking surgery....some /fit/izen had to get a little fat sucked out.

>>42323756
I think Amazon has pick-up locations, something with "lockers" involved

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>>42323824
>still not getting the advice he wants
>still berating others for not telling fat, lazy OP exactly what he wants to hear
Go back to /fat/, faggot

>liposuction

Its called a bike fatty

I've seen cases of people getting fucked or dying from an "easy" lipo.
An operation is always a risk, regardless of how simple the procedure.
Why put yourself at risk when it can be solved by not being a lazy fuck?

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>>42323485

Too many fags here that don't know shit.

That lower tire area is actually the ideal place for liposuction for men. Instead of wasting away for years trying to get down to sub 10% you can just eliminate that fat around your kidneys (love handles).

Speak with a specialist and do it, shouldn't be more than 2-3k nowdays. Overtime the lumpy area will smooth out through rest/exercise.

>>42323706
lipo doesn't actually solve anything. Since you still have shit eating habits that made you fat in the first place, your body will just deposit the fat somewhere else. And if you think you won't put on weight, think again fatty.

theres a reason you are fat and are even considering lipo.

Its cause ur a weakwilled little shit, with no fucking work ethic or restraint.

>tfw you'd rather go under the knife than put down the fucking fork.

>>42323527
>(god genetics ftw :D)
summerhomo

>>42323953
Thanks bud, I'm sure they are fags but mostly just reddit kids. They wanna come to le hacker hangout and be super edgy toughguys.

>>42323956
I assume you have a book report to write. Summer vacation is over in about a month.

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>>42324072
>mfw OP will spend thousands just to get fat again

>>42324104
Ya know the ones who scream "fattie" are usually the fattest...

No one is impressed with your attempt to talk shit, anyone with a brain can see through it. You are a sad, lonely little boy who acts out by trying to talk tough.

>>42323485
eat less you fat retard

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>>42324216

y u so mad, tubby

>>42324216
>tfw I nigger a nigger
>tfw it's fun
Haha. You are a stupid.

Look we are all silly

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A prime example of a successful liposuction. I promise you he was fat, worked his ass off and trained hard, lost his weight and built muscle but failed to give off the skin tight look cuz he ruined his skin tightness and the stubborn fat never went awaY

>>42324378
>worked his ass off and trained hard
>forgot to do fork put-downs
I laf evry tiem

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>>42324583
post your pic stud

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>>42323576
Not original poster but interested, lipoanon.
help us make the sick gains you're willing to half-ass

>>42323527
>>42323527
Can't tell if ironic shitposting or flaming homosexual..

HIIT

>>42323485
>And I can deal with being sore for a week.
>a week

Boy, o boy. Standard liposuction recovery takes much longer than that.
2 weeks of just taking painkillers, removing stitches... other bullshit. Full recovery is like 8 weeks.
Tummy tuck is even worse (removal of fat AND loose skin). HUGE scar across lower abdomen.

There are newer less invasive ways of liposuction but are more expensive and less effective. Like "Vaser liposuction"- ultrasound + standard liposuction (no lumps, fast recovery because of the smaller punctures and less fucking around with tools).

But all in all - it does make sense, but it does not make sense to ask this here because people here are equivalent of uneducated construction worker that likes to read tabloids.

No personal experience but also kinda interested as I am 10%BF (had it measured by a professional with calipers n' shit) and I look like 20%. I will probably do it (IF I do it) in Hungary or Turkey or whatever as I live in Europe.

>>42323485
i had some fat sucked out of my chest because of mild gyno, going back later for the actual gland tissue but thats irrelevant, but the fat removal was very unproblematic, the procedure was over in 30 mins. healing time was very quick and i took some paracet for 3 days after, very little pain. granted this was in a commie utopia country, i dont know what the standard is where you live OP

>>42323485

>money not an issue
>HGH
>Cardarine
>DNP
>Clen
>Tren
>Anavar

so many better and safer alternatives to lipo

>>42326230
how were the results and what was the procedure called?

>>42326258
>safer
i would chose lipo over taking all those chemicals any time but im a poorfag so i can stay fat or pump more chemicals into my body (im not even mentioning regular cutting diet because it's really the worst possible option)

>>42326258
>so many better and safer alternatives to lipo
>better
Fat cells remain. Flabby skin remains.
>DNP
rashes for 5 months
>anavar
enjoy being broke
>hgh
same as anavar

neither is better

>>42323706
That fat is gone but the fat you would otherwise gain there will be disproportionately deposited in other regions. I dont know why people have this belief that liposuction means permanent fat loss. Unless you permanently stay on a diet to sustain a much lower bodyfat % then you will slowly become just as fat as before.

>>42326343
Just liposuction with local anesthesia, no incision except a tiny hole to push the sucking thing through the skin. The name of the procedure was breast reduction for men, and the results are pretty good except my nipple still looks puffy but the overall decrease in fat was good, it healed nicely and painlessly

>>42326423
>deposited in other regions.
I would actually like to gain fat on my legs. ANYTHING BUT MY WAIST GOD DAMN IT!
Lower leg - veins, and shit
Upper leg - some fat, but still hills and canyons nice defintion
Lower arms - veins and shit
Upper arms - 1 big vein on each biceps, nice triceps
Chest - tiny bit of fat
Abdomen - FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT and skin, get into missionary fucking position - everything sags like a shirt below me
FML