Confess thy sins and warlock pepe will decide wether you are redeemable
>>42322465
I consume way too much food
I CAN'T STOP EATING CHOCOLATE
I can't be bothered to count my calories
my drinking addiction is killing my gains...
>>42322465
I smoke.
>>42322465
I alienated my friends by becoming chad.
>>42322465
I cheated my diet today and ate 17 almonds, bringing my calorie total to nearly 950
>>42322465
I created the conditions for her to leave, and am so fucking stupid that I'm still depressed and hurt when she did.
>>42322766
I'm...redeemable?
>>42322465
I've never done a barbell bench press
>>42322465
>See unattractive female
>get to know her
>realise shes actually a divine creature
What is wrong with my brains famalam
>>42322766
Relish that you ever had her.
I only do calisthenics and cardio.
>>42322465
I got a premium membership at a gun range instead of saving for a better bike.
>>42322816
That is not a sin lul.
>>42322820
but basically all I got was a Range Officer certification class, a key to the front gate, access to the 600 meter range, access to the members only pistol range, 5 more guest passes (lol when am I gonna use those with no social life), and extended hours for a whole $50 more.
>>42322865
>loan guest passes to people for money
>6 0 0 M E T E R S
I dont bench
>>42322639
eat less, eat more low calorie filling foods. I sentence you to eat 5 whole eggplants and nothing else tommorow.
>>42322659
Is it at least dark chocolate? How much do you consume a day?
>>42322709
estimate, you should know when too much is too much.
>>42322735
Drink less/in moderation
>>42322738
Billions of people do, just do it moderately
>>42322743
Did you at least get laid by doing it ?
>>42322765
I sentence you to 8 minutes of light cardio
>>42322766
You are redeemable as you acknowledged your sin
>>42322813
Not much of a sin unless your goal is to get swole
>>42322816
cancel it , as a level 281 Grand Overlord Warlock I herby you give you a permit to shoot your gun anywhere.
>>42322789
>>42322895
What do you do instead?
>>42322465
I think I have rotator cuff tendinitis and I don't give a fuck, I want to reach my bench press goal
>>42322816
>I got a premium membership at a gun range
>>42322895
>>42322908
bench machine 8)
>>42322465
I only lift two days a week (and still somehow make gains)
>>42322911
You know what to do.
>>42322465
I skip squats because i have no way to get 80kg from the floor to my head safely.
>>42322882
but the guest passes have to compete with the base value of $10 for a day pass.
I gotta to sell for like $8 to make people want it, so I'd only make back about $96.
I figure I'll just take the RO class and start doing a little work at ranges on weekends to build a resumé.
>>42322935
Are you bulking? If you're bulking it seems like a waste to make minimal gains while gaining weight fast. Add one more day and maybe i'll let it slide.
>>42322924
Is there no bench at your gym? Is it too crowded? Do you suffer from shoulder problems?
>>42322944
Do you have a home gym and no rack? Try using household furniture to get it to starting height.
>>42322465
I dont count calories and I smoke weed all the time. Even now.
>>42322908
>shoot gun anywhere
but I can't just find a straight 600m stretch anywhere in daylight hours with an already good backstop. it's Kentucky, not Arizona.
>>42322984
Yeah, no rack and at homegym. I'll give it a shot, been doing hack squats though, don't know how good they are overall though.
>>42322944
split deadlift
>>42322984
No, I'm busier than fuck and probably not eating enough. I do toss in a third pump sesh some weeks desu, looks like I'm redeemed.
I have not gained nor lost weight in the past year. However my waist and hips are a full inch bigger. I can't; stop I need to stop! I think it's time to water fast bruh.
>>42323015
Thanks mate, i'll keep that one in mind to try, appreciate it
>>42323025
Start slow, do IF for 3 days to get used to it, slowly lowering eating window, then go with the water fast full throttle.
>>42323002
As long as your making marksman gains it's not all that bad I suppose, just buy a cheaper bike or focus more on cardio until you can.
>>42322709
Who fucking cares
>>42322465
Judge not lest ye be judged bro.
I've started eating ice-cream and going to the gym half as often.
>>42322465
Today is leg day but I just ate dinner and think Im just gonna skip that SHIET
i sometimes skip my friday workout to go drinking instead with the excuse of going on saturday, but the hangover always gets the best of me