Hpt to achive Alex mode?

Lax scapula ligaments and cervical stress fractures

>>42316839
Chop your legs off. Shave your pubes and glue them on your face. Speak with a fake Italian accent and an effeminate voice.

Alphonse is a pussy whip

crouch

rack pulls above the knee

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Neck day every day

I see he recently did a colab with Scott Herman. These pathetic power manlets got to stick together, right?

>>42317273
What a cocksucker

>>42317273

ironic shilling is still shilling

>>42318154
lol at how you think it's ironic because it's so blatant

>>42319320
>6'2
>6.75 x 5.5
>full beard by 18
>had slight acne but based tea tree oil saved me gazillion euros (aussies useful for one thing)
>been unconciously mewing since childhood
still shit body tho @ 1/1.5/2.5/3.25 lmao
cannot complain